(All of the স্বতস্ফূর্ত cast members were in the conference room পরবর্তি to Ryan Murphy's office. Darren Criss and Lea Michele were sitting at a টেবিল in the front of the room, and the rest of the cast sat in chairs facing them. Ryan finally came in the room, folding his arms and looking at the cast.)
Ryan: Unbelievable. Very unbelievable.
Cory: I've already told you. She's too controlling. I can't work with her.
Lea (holding a document in her hand): It's in your contract, Cory!
Naya (standing up): Who cares about Granny-Tot lady and her Papa John? What about us? We all seem to be human props. For God's sake, Santana and Brittany have been বন্ধু since the beginning and have developed a stronger relationship along the way. Then Bowtie McBall-Nuts comes and starts a sex riot.
Darren: Are আপনি ranting my manliness?
Naya: Maybe I am. আপনি wouldn't know.
Cory (to Darren): Which reminds me, do আপনি honestly think Ryan would just give আপনি my leading-man role in the whole series?
Ryan: I just might.
(The room is silent, and Cory's jaw drops.)
Amber (standing up): This is such bullsh*t. I mean, the rest of us get nothing! Mike Chang and Tina hardly get noticed this season, except for, like, two episodes--
Harry: Which, দ্বারা the way, pisses me off.
Amber (snapping her fingers): Don't interrupt me, boy!
Harry (sheepishly): Sorry.
Amber: Like Naya said, Satan and Brit are turning into something overrated; Finn and Kurt hardly look like brothers anymore; Puck is turning into the sexy version of Mike--
Puck: You're damn right.
Harry: Hey!
Amber: Then আপনি bring in two newbies for 7 episodes, who will probably never get another decent storyline অথবা solo because of all this wedding crap!
Samuel: Pretty unfair.
Damian: I don't appreciate it.
Ryan (rubbing his forehead): Well, firstly, the only thing Brittana has turned into was a whole bucket of কুকুরছানা প্রণয় sh*t অথবা whatever. Secondly, আপনি all know that Harry and Jenna's characters have a line limit. Thirdly, that's all Puck does--nothing! Fourhtly, it's wasn't my idea for them to be brothers anyway. That was all Ian. Lastly, Damian and Samuel understand that we're trying to focus on the main characters. I mean, it's not season 4 yet. Sooner অথবা later, they'll--
Samuel: Well, if it's so focused on the main characters, then why bring in a new character when they have nothing to do with their storyline? আপনি tend to make things so irrelevant and vague. It felt like, after the V-Day episode, that I had nothing. I know I wanted to be on this show, and I still do--
Ryan (rolling his eyes): Calm down, okay? আপনি had three lines in a scene in the last episode, plus participation in 2 numbers and 4 scenes in the V-Day episode. And if আপনি wanna actually stay on স্বতস্ফূর্ত and learn the ropes around here, you're gonna have to get used to my clever mind, okay?
(Samuel gives a disgusted look and then sinks his head. Dianna starts to feel bad for him.)
Dianna (to Ryan): আপনি can't talk to him like that! আপনি don't know what he's capable of. (She turns to Samuel.) Make আপনি feel any better?
Samuel (smiling at Dianna): Sure does.
(Damian looks at Samuel, jealously. Ryan stares at Dianna like she's stupid.)
Ryan: I'm the boss, if আপনি hadn't realized, Miss Wanna-Be Prom Queen. Everything goes my way. All আপনি guys do is act the part and make it look like আপনি actually want to be here. Like Jenna, Sam, and Damian learned already, it's about believability.
Chris: I would like to be here আরো if Lea wasn't such a hogger.
Naya (to Chris): Not just him. Darren, too.
Heather: I thought Whitney Houston was overrated, especially now.
Darren: How could আপনি say that?
Heather: What? I wasn't talking to you.
Amber (to Darren): Because this isn't the R/B hour. This is Glee.
Lea (to Amber): Yes, and my character was the one that started it all.
Kevin: Technically, it was Matthew Morrison's character.
Harry: True.
Ryan (yelling): Enough! Now listen Naya, Chris, and Amber. Just because Lea and Darren are আরো talented than you, that doesn't mean that আপনি can be mean to them.
Naya: What the f*ck? Have আপনি heard mine and Amber's voices? Sure, Darren can be the masculine version of one of the Jonas Brothers. But that doesn't mean he can just come in the series and take over. What sense does that make?
Ryan: And what sense does it make to bark at your co-stars like that? Now I can sign a rejection letter for you. I have my pen right here--
Naya (waving her arms, worried): Oh, God no.
(Damian, Dianna, Cory, and Chord all look mad and concerned for Naya.)
Ryan: Now, everyone take a মিনিট and play a rerun of "New York" in your brains right now. Wanna know why I'm saying that? All of আপনি are on lock-down to practice vocals and acting.
Glee Cast: WHAT?!
Ryan: আপনি heard me.
(A few মিনিট later, the whole cast is taken back to their hotel rooms. Ryan exits back to his office to write for the পরবর্তি episode. Everyone sits around bored again.)
Kevin: So...how 'bout that Superbowl?
Darren: Kinda cool that the Giants won.
Kevin (mad): Okay, get him the hell out of here!
Okay, here's part three for the long hiatus. I hope আপনি enjoyed this as much as the other chapters. :)
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Ryan: Unbelievable. Very unbelievable.
Cory: I've already told you. She's too controlling. I can't work with her.
Lea (holding a document in her hand): It's in your contract, Cory!
Naya (standing up): Who cares about Granny-Tot lady and her Papa John? What about us? We all seem to be human props. For God's sake, Santana and Brittany have been বন্ধু since the beginning and have developed a stronger relationship along the way. Then Bowtie McBall-Nuts comes and starts a sex riot.
Darren: Are আপনি ranting my manliness?
Naya: Maybe I am. আপনি wouldn't know.
Cory (to Darren): Which reminds me, do আপনি honestly think Ryan would just give আপনি my leading-man role in the whole series?
Ryan: I just might.
(The room is silent, and Cory's jaw drops.)
Amber (standing up): This is such bullsh*t. I mean, the rest of us get nothing! Mike Chang and Tina hardly get noticed this season, except for, like, two episodes--
Harry: Which, দ্বারা the way, pisses me off.
Amber (snapping her fingers): Don't interrupt me, boy!
Harry (sheepishly): Sorry.
Amber: Like Naya said, Satan and Brit are turning into something overrated; Finn and Kurt hardly look like brothers anymore; Puck is turning into the sexy version of Mike--
Puck: You're damn right.
Harry: Hey!
Amber: Then আপনি bring in two newbies for 7 episodes, who will probably never get another decent storyline অথবা solo because of all this wedding crap!
Samuel: Pretty unfair.
Damian: I don't appreciate it.
Ryan (rubbing his forehead): Well, firstly, the only thing Brittana has turned into was a whole bucket of কুকুরছানা প্রণয় sh*t অথবা whatever. Secondly, আপনি all know that Harry and Jenna's characters have a line limit. Thirdly, that's all Puck does--nothing! Fourhtly, it's wasn't my idea for them to be brothers anyway. That was all Ian. Lastly, Damian and Samuel understand that we're trying to focus on the main characters. I mean, it's not season 4 yet. Sooner অথবা later, they'll--
Samuel: Well, if it's so focused on the main characters, then why bring in a new character when they have nothing to do with their storyline? আপনি tend to make things so irrelevant and vague. It felt like, after the V-Day episode, that I had nothing. I know I wanted to be on this show, and I still do--
Ryan (rolling his eyes): Calm down, okay? আপনি had three lines in a scene in the last episode, plus participation in 2 numbers and 4 scenes in the V-Day episode. And if আপনি wanna actually stay on স্বতস্ফূর্ত and learn the ropes around here, you're gonna have to get used to my clever mind, okay?
(Samuel gives a disgusted look and then sinks his head. Dianna starts to feel bad for him.)
Dianna (to Ryan): আপনি can't talk to him like that! আপনি don't know what he's capable of. (She turns to Samuel.) Make আপনি feel any better?
Samuel (smiling at Dianna): Sure does.
(Damian looks at Samuel, jealously. Ryan stares at Dianna like she's stupid.)
Ryan: I'm the boss, if আপনি hadn't realized, Miss Wanna-Be Prom Queen. Everything goes my way. All আপনি guys do is act the part and make it look like আপনি actually want to be here. Like Jenna, Sam, and Damian learned already, it's about believability.
Chris: I would like to be here আরো if Lea wasn't such a hogger.
Naya (to Chris): Not just him. Darren, too.
Heather: I thought Whitney Houston was overrated, especially now.
Darren: How could আপনি say that?
Heather: What? I wasn't talking to you.
Amber (to Darren): Because this isn't the R/B hour. This is Glee.
Lea (to Amber): Yes, and my character was the one that started it all.
Kevin: Technically, it was Matthew Morrison's character.
Harry: True.
Ryan (yelling): Enough! Now listen Naya, Chris, and Amber. Just because Lea and Darren are আরো talented than you, that doesn't mean that আপনি can be mean to them.
Naya: What the f*ck? Have আপনি heard mine and Amber's voices? Sure, Darren can be the masculine version of one of the Jonas Brothers. But that doesn't mean he can just come in the series and take over. What sense does that make?
Ryan: And what sense does it make to bark at your co-stars like that? Now I can sign a rejection letter for you. I have my pen right here--
Naya (waving her arms, worried): Oh, God no.
(Damian, Dianna, Cory, and Chord all look mad and concerned for Naya.)
Ryan: Now, everyone take a মিনিট and play a rerun of "New York" in your brains right now. Wanna know why I'm saying that? All of আপনি are on lock-down to practice vocals and acting.
Glee Cast: WHAT?!
Ryan: আপনি heard me.
(A few মিনিট later, the whole cast is taken back to their hotel rooms. Ryan exits back to his office to write for the পরবর্তি episode. Everyone sits around bored again.)
Kevin: So...how 'bout that Superbowl?
Darren: Kinda cool that the Giants won.
Kevin (mad): Okay, get him the hell out of here!
Okay, here's part three for the long hiatus. I hope আপনি enjoyed this as much as the other chapters. :)
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