Kurt (in a somewhat high voice): নমস্কার there, old friend. আপনি need a shoulder to lay on? Dory wants to be a friend to ya! What do ya say?
Blaine (annoyed): আপনি do realize that "Finding Nemo" is so 10 years ago?
(Blaine closes his locker and starts walking. Kurt follows beside him.)
Kurt: আপনি liked it last night.
Blaine: What do আপনি mean? We didn't see each other last night.
Kurt: Um, yes we did.
(There was a sudden flashback to last night at Kurt's house. The two were in Kurt's bedroom, listening to loud সঙ্গীত and watching "Entourage" at the same time. At exactly 11:15 p.m., Blaine turned the TV and radio off, and starting hiding under the covers. Kurt goes behind him with the plush Dory.)
Kurt: Dory's hungry, Blaine. Wanna know what that means? (He gets into his high-pitched voice.) Dory's coming for ya!
(Blaine giggles and tries to keep Kurt from tickling him, but fails.)
Blaine (drunk): Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Dory, আপনি hyper son of a bitch! I প্রণয় আপনি so much.
(He and Kurt start to চুম্বন and make out.)
(The flashback ends.)
Blaine (silent and confused): My mind's completely blank.
(Silence.)
Kurt: Still, what's the problem?
Blaine: My brother. He thinks he's better than me.
Kurt: Oh, how silly. What makes আপনি think that?
(The boys turned to a man, Cooper Anderson as he walked down the hall towards Blaine. Kurt has a surprised look on his face.)
Cooper: What's up, bro?
Blaine: Nothing much. Uh...Kurt, this is my brother--
Kurt: Cooper Anderson?!
Cooper (winking and pointing at Kurt): আপনি know it.
Kurt (grinning happily): Oh, my gosh! I watched আপনি in the commercial. আপনি were so amazing!
Cooper: Thank আপনি for the kudos.
Blaine: Kurt, maybe we should--
Kurt: Not now, Blaine. I'm dying to get to know আরো about your brother.
Blaine: But we were going to--
Kurt (stepping towards Cooper, speaking fast and excitedly): Please, can I get your autograph? When are আপনি free for lunch? Look, I'll give আপনি my number, and আপনি tell me the time and place. Or, if it's easier, we can text each other about your পরবর্তি new projects, and I'll be there to help you. We'll be like best friends! This is so amazing!
(Kurt pulls Cooper away and continues having a conversation with him. Blaine, irritated, walks away দ্বারা himself. Quinn and Tina are standing দ্বারা the front door, watching Cooper walk away with Kurt.)
Quinn: He's so cool.
Tina: I watch his commercials all of the time.
Blaine (to Tina and Quinn): Did someone make আপনি come here to make me feel আরো pitiful?
Tina: No, we were just--
Blaine: Just leave me alone.
(Blaine walks out of the door. Quinn folds her arms.)
Quinn: This screws.
Tina: Tell me about it.
Quinn: Tina, shut up.
(The পরবর্তি day, Blaine is in the auditorium দ্বারা himself looking at his schedule for the পরবর্তি week.)
Blaine (to himself): Man...do I really have to sing that much?
(At that moment, Cooper walks in.)
Cooper: Can we talk?
Blaine: About your পরবর্তি audition? I'd rather not.
Cooper: No, about you. আপনি seem kinda...I don't know, let down.
Blaine: And guess who's fault that is.
Cooper: আপনি mean me? I was just helping out these hopefuls with their futures. What's bad about that?
Blaine: আপনি taught Brittany and the Irish kid to wink after each of their sentences. Real actors don't do that.
Cooper: How would আপনি know?
(Blaine starts to speak, but Cooper cuts him off.)
Cooper: And no, you're not gonna get out of character at this point just to prove a point to me.
Blaine: Anyways, not only আপনি teach my বন্ধু the wrong things, but আপনি always tell me what I'm doing wrong and sometimes upstage me.
Cooper: I was just trying to help. I didn't mean to hurt আপনি like that.
Blaine: Fine, but just don't--
(At that moment, a casting agent walks in the auditorium to greet Cooper.)
Agent: Hey, are আপনি Cooper Anderson?
Cooper: Yes.
Blaine: Excuse me, we're--
Agent: We need আপনি for a role in a comedy TV show. Are আপনি willing to audition?
Cooper: Of course. What do I audition for?
(Afterschool, Cooper and Blaine are in the studio, looking at the script for the TV প্রদর্শনী the agent was talking about.)
Cooper: Well, this seems...okay, I guess.
Blaine: Who's the co-star?
(At that moment on the set, Sue wakes up in বিছানা in nothing but a white robe. She turns to the director.)
Sue: Okay, are we gonna get this over with? I have an ultrasound to go to.
Blaine's Thoughts: Crap...
Well, what did আপনি think? I hope আপনি liked it.
Here's the link for Chapter Twenty-Eight!!!
Here's the link for Chapter Thirty!!!
