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Note: I originally had this as a question, but I guess it was too long, so I'm re-posting this in an article.

প্রশ্ন number one: ভ্যাম্পায়ার hearts don't beat, correct? Correct. I believe this is mentioned several times. Now, in health class, they teach আপনি that your হৃদয় pumps and makes your blood flow, correct? Correct. So, it stands to reason that, since ভ্যাম্পায়ার hearts don't beat, they don't have blood flow, correct? Yes. So, they have no blood flow, no circulation. They cannot bleed, অথবা blush, অথবা anything related to circulation, yes? Yes. This is ব্যক্ত several times in the book.

Now, call me crazy, but don't chemicals and blood flow cause erections?

Most people know that erections are caused দ্বারা the flow of blood into the three chambers of the penis. The corpora cavernosa are two columns of spongy tissue that make up 90 percent of the erectile tissue of the penis. The corpus spongiosum surround the urethra and holds only about 10 percent of the blood present in the penis during erection.
During arousal, the smooth muscles lining the veins of the arteries begin to relax. This relaxation causes blood to flow in. The veins of the penis begin to constrict; thus, blood can get in much আরো easily then it can out. The penis can hold 10 times the amount of blood when it is erect as opposed to when it is not erect. After orgasm, the veins and arteries return to normal and the blood flow returns to normal. Prostate cancer treatments can affect the flow of blood into the penis. Prostatectomy has been known to divert the flow of blood into the penis while radiation treatment has been known to cause arteriosclerosis, which is the hardening of the arteries.
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So, Edward doesn't have circulation, no blood flow. He does not have a working হৃদয় to পাম্প blood through his body, much less to his penis. So, how does he get an erection?

প্রশ্ন number two: Through the entire series, Smeyer/Bella put an emphasis on how cold Edward is. When they are laying together, Bella is wrapped up in a blanket, to keep her body warm while laying পরবর্তি to the ফ্রোজেন Edward, yes? In Eclipse, when they are in the tent, Jacob comes in and lays with Bella to keep her warm because Edward can't. Because he's so cold.

So, it stands to reason that all of Edward's body is an icicle, yes? So, since he can't lay with Bella on a পালঙ্ক with her clothes on because he's afraid she'll freeze, how do they manage to have sex? No, think about it! He's an icicle, frozen. His freezing cold, naked body is pressed against Bella's naked body. How does she not freeze?

Also, since his entire body is freezing, it stands to reason that his penis would be too. Even if he MAGICALLY managed to get an erection, it would be freezing cold. Wouldn't that be similar to sticking a Popsicle into her vagina? I can't imagine that would be too pleasurable, so, how does she stand it?

প্রশ্ন number three: Jasper has the scars from when he was turned into a vampire. Esme still has the left over pregnancy fat from when she was pregnant. This carried over with them when they are changed, yes? So why does Bella, who was torn open from the inside out, have no scars nor a gaping hole in her tummy?

প্রশ্ন number four: How does having too many chromosomes create super creatures?

Chromosomal abnormalities usually result from an error that occurs when an egg অথবা sperm cell develops. It is not known why these errors occur. As far as we know, nothing that a parent does অথবা doesn’t do before অথবা during pregnancy can cause a chromosomal abnormality in his অথবা her child.
Egg and sperm cells each contain 23 chromosomes. When they যোগদান together, they form a fertilized egg with 46 chromosomes. But sometimes something goes wrong before fertilization. An egg অথবা sperm cell may divide incorrectly, resulting in an egg অথবা sperm cell with too many অথবা too few chromosomes.
When this cell with the wrong number of chromosomes joins with a normal egg অথবা sperm cell, the resulting embryo has a chromosomal abnormality. A common type of chromosomal abnormality is called a trisomy. This means that an individual has three copies of a specific chromosome, instead of two. For example, individuals with Down syndrome generally have three copies of chromosome 21 (though a small number of cases are caused দ্বারা chromosomal rearrangements).
In most cases, an embryo with the wrong number of chromosomes does not survive. In such cases, the pregnant woman has a miscarriage. This often happens very early in pregnancy, before a woman may realize she’s pregnant. আরো than 50 percent of first-trimester miscarriages are caused দ্বারা chromosomal abnormalities in the embryo (1).
Other errors can occur before fertilization. These errors can alter the structure of one অথবা আরো chromosomes. Individuals with structural chromosomal abnormalities usually have the normal number of chromosomes. However, small pieces of a chromosome (or chromosomes) may be deleted, duplicated, inverted, misplaced অথবা exchanged with part of another chromosome. These structural rearrangements may have no effect on a person if all of the chromosome is there but just rearranged. In other cases, the rearrangements may result in pregnancy loss অথবা birth defects.
Errors in cell division can occur soon after fertilization. This can result in mosaicism, a condition in which an individual has cells with different genetic makeups. For example, individuals with the কারুকার্য form of Turner syndrome are missing an X chromosome in some, but not all, of their cells. Some individuals with chromosomal mosaicism may be mildly affected, but the severity of the condition depends largely on the percentage of abnormal cells.
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According to every doctor ever, too many chromosomes create problems, not cool superpowers.

Note: I know it's fiction, and Smeyer can bend the laws of human health to fit her story, but I know a lot of শিশুরা who have chromosomal problems. To me, it seems like she's making light of these issues. There is nothing “extraordinary” about having a baby with too many chromosomes. It does not give them superpowers and this was something that was easily researched. Hell, she could have just used the phrase “magic” and no one would have thought twice.
posted by sharon-sel
অবতার is the highest-grossing film of all-time, with a global gross of almost $2.8 billion, and ten films have grossed in excess of $1 billion. All the films presented here have had a theatrical run in the last twenty years, and films that have not played during this period do not appear in the chart due to ticket-price inflation, population size and ticket purchasing trends not being considered. Gone with the Wind—first released in 1939—has earned $3.3 billion globally when adjusted to contemporary prices, making it the best all-time performer at the box office.[10] The most represented...
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Yeah, I know there's already one of these in this club, but I'm going to do another one. :)
Just a few points on certin parts of Twilight.

Bella Swan-
Oh dear me, Bella Swan. When one says her name, what comes to your mind? A young heroine? A clumsy sweetheart? অথবা perhaps a useless idiot?
For me, the latter comes to my head. I don't like Bella as a person, and feel she is lacking in certin qualities I admire in the hero of a story. But, why should the main character be a good person in order for the storyline to be good? I myself, am a huge অনুরাগী of the Harry Potter books, do not like Harry himself...
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posted by slytherin713
Twilight অথবা Harry Potter? That's all I see here. And here are some "reasons" each of us came up with.
NOTE: I'm a HP fan, nothing against Twilight though.

Twilight
•Edward is hot.
ME: Umm...not really to me...wait..books অথবা movies?
•JK Rowling failed at love.
ME: Lily Evans gave her life for Harry, and lots more.
•It has a প্রণয় triangle.
ME: Well...HP has প্রণয় triangles too. Hermione, Lavender, Ron. Harry, Ginny, Cho. Cho, Harry, Cedric. Severus, Lily, James. And LOADS more.
•Harry Potter is only about a fairy tale. It has a boy who raises a stick in the air and never dies.
ME: Well...vampires...
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People keep on saying that Bella has no flaws. What about being clumsy? They also say that she's codependent, and she's anti-feminist. Aren't those flaws?

I just don't get why people say that Bella has no flaws, yet at the same time, they point out her flaws.


Also, they say that the Twilight বই have no plot. Please tell me why they have no plot.

Twilight: Bella meets Edward. They fall in প্রণয় and Bella meets the parents. James smells Bella and wants to kill her. Edward eventually kills Bella and reverses the vampire transformation.

New Moon: Edward leaves Bella. Jacob is apparently a werewolf....
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1. When a twilight অনুরাগী says 'twilight rocks' say 'rocks made of twilight?'
2. Go up to a twilight fan, scream 'Bella! Bella! BELLA!!!! YOU'RE AWESOME!!!!' when they say 'I know right!' say 'Oh no I meant Bellatrix'
3. Ask them all প্রশ্ন about twilight that আপনি can think of. When they ask why say 'I'm doing a book প্রতিবেদন on the most boring বই of the world'
4. Get all the boys and twilight haters (better for them to be Harry Potter fans) to start saying 'Edward, Edwardo, Eddibear, sparkle sparkle'
5. Say that আপনি hate Stephanie Meyer, she's a horrible লেখক and her বই make want to poke...
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posted by twilightlover73
WARNING This প্রবন্ধ might be quite offensive to twilight, so if you're a অনুরাগী of twilight (especially if you're one of these crazy fangirls) please do not waste your time to read this and comment. I know there's no point of me telling আপনি this because you'll read and মতামত anyways, but at least I tried.

Dear characters of twilight,

Bella, please get a life. When peoples' প্রণয় leave them, they try to stay strong and keep fighting for what is worth it like Hermione did. They do not curl up in the fetal position and go numb for weeks like আপনি did.

Edward, আপনি think you're hot when আপনি sparkle?...
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posted by KateKicksAss
I first found out about the Twilight novels about four years ago. I was at an event with a raffle, and I’d acquired several raffle tickets, and was looking through the raffle items. I came across copies of Twilight and Eclipse that were being raffled off. I’d never head of the Twilight Series before, as this was before they’d become really popular, and I loved reading, so I put my tickets into the raffle for Twilight.
I wasn’t really surprised when I won, since I’d put three tickets in, and only a few other people had entered.
I got প্রথমপাতা and began পাঠ করা Twilight, and then when I was...
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A few years back I read an প্রবন্ধ about Robert Pattinson and Rupert Grint and a bet.

Actually it's about what the loser got to do when they lose the bet rather than the bet itself(it was never really mentioned,anyway).

Here's what the প্রবন্ধ says:

Despite the chilly weather, we got to chat with Rupert while he waited for some friends. সাম্প্রতিক reports about this famous redhead stripping down for his upcoming film "Cherrybomb" had Rupert grinning, "No, actually it was really cool, even though that was a very intense kind of scary moment. I was nervous but everything came out great."

We quickly asked...
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So, আপনি like Harry Potter? What about Twilight?
I've read (and watched) them both.
When I was twelve I picked up a paper back cover of "Twilight" at the airport for something to read on my plane ride home. I did become quite infatuated with the series, tearing through the second, third and fourth books. I went on this অনুরাগী club on my old account (which I have long since abandoned) and talked trash about Harry Potter, and talked about how wonderful Twilight was. I talked about Twilight like it was my Bible, and mocked Harry Potter (which I knew পরবর্তি to nothing about). However, when I was thirteen,...
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posted by spongebob105
Did আপনি ever think that dumbledore was useing harry potter? Well he did! As আপনি can see in snape's thoughts that he did. Dumbledore ব্যক্ত that he was like a pig up for slauter! I mean who is mean to say that অথবা act twards that person. WELL HE DID!



He doesn't realy think about what would he feel if he was steping into his shoes. I mean come on. He thinks he so COOL that he has the elder wand. HE'S A NORMAL PERSON FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!


Well now getting back to the subject. Dumbledore is a MEAN person so if আপনি want to find out your self then go to chapter that says "Snape's Memories"
-Spongebob105
Arthur Weasley: Father of 7 kids, loves his wife Molly, works hard to make ends meet and never seen lying around the house like some Husbands, although low-income, he continues to be positive and happy about life, loyal, jokes around sometimes, there for his children, offers to be a father figure to Harry, never gives up, and [on a side-note] very accepting of others. He also gives উপদেশ as well and doesn't let enemies get him down.

Charlie Swan: Has only 1 daughter, divorced and never thought on dating anyone else, when he's not working he either hunts অথবা sits all দিন drinking বিয়ার and watching...
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 She's pro-Twilight!
She's pro-Twilight!
So yes... this is the interview I did with KatiiCullen94... enjoy! I added a few pics as well.

 Her পছন্দ character: Jacob Black
Her পছন্দ character: Jacob Black


1) What is your reaction for winning FOTM?

Well, I'm awfully surprised, and Happy. I've never won অথবা parcipated in something like this. Like I'm responsible for the FOTM for the Kristen Stewart Club, but I'm the Interviewer not the other way round. I diddn't think I was even nominated :)

2) Tell us about yourself.

Well, My name is Kaitlyn. But my nickmane is Keppie (K-Kaitlyn, E- Elizabeth, PP-Pead, IE- Cause it's cute)
I'm 16, And I'm Australian. That's the basics....
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posted by KateKicksAss
**If Twilight HAD gone this way, we wouldn't have gotten past book one!**


Bella: *walking into Forks High School* Oh, look, that guy is kind of hot. His name's Edward? Oh well, who cares anyway? There's আরো to life than hot guys. অথবা guys in general.

Bella: Oh, look, i'm really জনপ্রিয় for some reason. Well, these people seem okay. I'll be a good friend, and not ignore people অথবা treat them like crap, and DEFINITELY not ditch them to hang out with my some guy.

Edward: I প্রণয় আপনি Bella. Hey, wanna go out with me?

Bella: Um, creepy much? *sigh* Fine, i'll go out with you.

Bella: Okay, you're nice...
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Oh do আপনি not see, the language so cruciated,
দ্বারা your most unfortunate attempt in grammars?
Do আপনি believe, for that moment that we're mirthed?
Well, then আপনি are as mistaken as the Balaclava Brits.

Don't আপনি see, your own insults to your common decency?
Do আপনি not hear, our desperate attempts to save your sanity?
I hope আপনি hear, I must hope আপনি see.
But I think, আপনি only see your vanity.

Vanity, vanity, everything vanity...
But then where are your humanity? The World wonder'd...

Dedicated to iluvtwilight, ellietwilight12 and every other rabid অনুরাগী in the whole wide world. I plead to you: Stop this madness...

Inspiration: Alfred, Lord Tennyson; the Charge of the Light Brigade
Okay so first of i am going to say again i am a অনুরাগী of both.But if আপনি would ask me what i like better i think it would probably be Harry Potter.But i want to hear out why do আপনি dislike/hate(tho hate it's to of a strong word for a book/movie)Twilight.I want solid arguments not such as : cause the ভ্যাম্পায়ার there sparkle , like this Twilight অনুরাগী could just say 'because Harry has a scar' অথবা 'because they go to a school of magic' অথবা 'because all death eaters are black(mostly)' i mean these are arguments just so আপনি can say something.I tend to believe these days people hate/dislike Twilight just because others do.And i will ask আপনি nicely and be thankful if আপনি could tell me why আপনি don't like it at all/hate it.
Dear Stephenie Meyer,
First I would like to thank আপনি for taking the time to read my letter. It means a lot to me. In this letter, I would like to explain why I do not like the Twilight series and how it did have room for improvment.
The main problem I had with the series is how Bella and Edward's প্রণয় is shown to be ideal, when in fact, it's unhealthy. Throughout the books, we do not get any insight on their hobbies and likes/dislikes. The problem with this is that we do not know if Edward অথবা Bella share any common interests to be considered perfect for each other. In fact, they only had...
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posted by GemonkDruid
Twilight fans, this is a বিতর্ক spot. So DEBATE. There are a few issues I see at this spot concerning আপনি guys:

- Saying it's better because Edward/Jacob is hot

Okay, those kind of arguments are instantly invalid, coz beauty is subjective and depends on one's perspective. Also, can আপনি actually SEE what they look like in the book series? Nope. And the inside of the person is what really counts.

- Saying it's better coz it's a প্রণয় story

What Bella and Edward have is not love, it's infatuation. They only like each other because of how the other person looks like/smells. They never chit-chat like...
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When me and my friend Fiona were in the sixth grade, we decided to write a fanfiction about the Twilight characters going to Hogwarts. (We were both major Twilight অনুরাগী then.) I wasn't the best writer in those days, so the beginning of the fanfic isn't great, but it gets better as we go along.
You'll notice that our seprate entries can get a bit confusing at times, and that's because we were লেখা দ্বারা e-mail because she lives six hours away from me, and we were just making it up as we went along. Fiona is লেখা about the character Peace, and I am using the character that I use for EVERYTHING,...
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The World is flat!
    Well, I know আপনি প্রশ্ন my sanity, now. Obviously, the world is round and that’s a proven fact, from the moment Galileo stepped out of his ship. And now, there’s a প্রশ্ন again. Is the World really round? I hate that word, really. The word which gives rise to a lot of প্রশ্ন and seeks for explanations.
    ‘Imagination is আরো important than knowledge,’ ব্যক্ত a wise man once. And, it’s true. Well, আপনি need not be aware of the complications of four-dimensional মহাকাশ fabric to accept this theory. What all আপনি need to...
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posted by emilykuru
BELLA রাজহাঁস _ part 1

Ummm…. What can i say about her………….er…….nothing interesting but i can প্রদর্শনী u guys why she spoils the story


1.she is a hopeless char.she degrades herself,

2.she is stupid 2 leave her mom and come to forks when she begs her 2 comeback.

ok! if u guys say that it was because of the প্রণয় for renee then it is totally wrong.

which daughter who loved her mom so much as to go 2 the place which she considers
hell just for her moms happiness would forget all about renee when jumping off a cliff to hear edwards voice.
doesnt she always worry in the story that she has...
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