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posted by harrypotterbest
As Edward and Harry settled the final means of the battle, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny had a talk.
“Who wrote this rubbish?” asked Ron. “Sparkle in the sun, battle with debate, they don’t even drink proper blood!”
Hermione, as usual, was the one to answer. “Ron, everyone knows Stephanie Meyer wrote this ‘rubbish.’ She’s not a very good writer, according to The Daily Prophet, and for once I agree with them,” Hermione rolled her eyes. “At least OUR writer, the brilliant J K Rowling, didn’t make US sparkle in the sun. What nonsense!”
“Do আপনি know where this Meyer person lives?” spoke up Ginny.
“Yes,” replied Hermione immediately. She lives in United States, Arizona, Phoenix.”
“Oh,” ব্যক্ত Ginny simply. Then a mischievous smile spread across her face. “You know,” she started casually; “we could go there for a vacation.”
Ron and Hermione glanced at each other. Before they could talk, Harry came back to them, frowning.
“WHO wrote their book? They’re too scared to do battle!” Harry was so preoccupied in ranting that he didn’t notice Hermione, Ron, and Ginny glancing at each other. “Cowards, really. Say they don’t want to suffer heavy losses! Oh honestly! What was all the preparation for, then? If only I could get them back just once!”
He could have gone on, but Ginny stopped him. “We were just talking about that,” she ব্যক্ত tensely. “I think we have a way of getting them back.” Ginny glanced around. “But it involves going to Arizona, Phoenix.”
(I didn't include plot, good characters, etc. because those are automatically included)

1. POTATO.
2. pirates
3. ninjas
4. An awesome pirate/ninja fight
5. Swords (preferably celestial bronze)
6. Closets (for Edward to hide deep inside)
7. giraffes
8. YOUR FACE
9. YOUR MOM
10. YOUR MOM'S FACE
11. Butterflies
12. Chuck Norris
13. Jet-packs
14. kittens
15. strip poker :D
16. hand lotion
17. Sue Sylvester
18. sherbet
19. 20 কাঠের বান্শিবিশেষ players :D
20. SNICKERS
21. Jedis
22. Druids :D
23. FREE ICE CREAM
24. A monkey called Jeeves who occasionally slaps Bella
25. YOU.
posted by ilovereading
A lot of debates is going on about who would win, if Harry and Edward got in a fight অথবা duel.
This is understandable since it summerize the whole wizards vs. ভ্যাম্পায়ার thing.
I will try to be objective and analize their chances fair.

1.Physical abilitys
Harry is, besides his magic, a human. He trains Quidditch and he is not exactly out of form, but he just doesn`t have what it takes to break trees in half and stop rushing cars. He can die because of wounds.
Edward on the other hand, is incredebly strong and fast (and cold and never eats and we all know what he is - a vampire). He CAN break trees...
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 WTF?! Sparkly vampires?!
WTF?! Sparkly vampires?!
1. A decent plot.
2. A plot.
3. Character death.
4. Quidditch.
5. Voldemort.
6. Bellatrix Lestrange.
7. Severus Snape (The best of all)
8. Hogwarts.
9. Magic.
10. A wand.
11. An all-ages audience.
12. A writer who doesn't make her characters bitches.
13. ভ্যাম্পায়ার that don't sparkle.
14. Harry Potter.
15. Hermione Granger.
16. Ron Weasley.
17. The *very awesome* Weasleys.
18. Giants.
19. Broomsticks.
20. Triwizard Tournaments.
21. A lightning-shaped scar on the forehead of the main protagonist.
22. Draco Malfoy.
23. Real werewolves.
24. The Marauders.
25. The Order of the Phoenix.
26. Dumbledore's Army.
27. Death Eaters....
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posted by Renesmee_XD
Disclaimer:
The প্রবন্ধ is not mine I only used it cause everyone has always wrote প্রবন্ধ aganist Twilight how about Harry Potter now
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I finished পাঠ করা Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows a couple of days back. In my view, the book is much আরো tightly written than the last two books. And that itself is a relief. Harry Potter, Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley are much better etched out in Deathly Hallows, and there are quite a bit of surprises, disappointments, revelations.

But when someone asked me today what I thought about it, I replied,...
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Okay so I've been hearing a whole load coming from a whole bunch of people, the majority being females, that Robert Pattison is hot. They say this like it is fact and when someone comes along and says he isn't it's like they don't get it.

They asked, "How is he not hot?" This is a আরো formal format of putting it, but I got a whole bunch of responses which were very retarded. Well it has to do with personal preference.

So someone's opinion might clash with another person's opinion. Like how Twilight প্রেমী think in Twilight all the ভ্যাম্পায়ার really are hot. But someone else might come along...
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posted by LilysLittleTwin
Essay Three in my ‘What’s Wrong with Twilight’ অথবা WWT series, is entitled “Bella is Messed Up”. We will be exploring what is wrong with Bella দ্বারা examining her choices and actions. I may later test her on a psychoanalysis test.

One, she is pathetically whiny. আপনি could open any page of a book and find one where she’s whining. TwiFans try to cover this up দ্বারা pre-bookmark-ing a book at a page with a বিবরণ of the setting (One of the so very few there are). She always begs Edward to turn her into a vampire, even when he blatantly refuses her pleadings every time.

Two, she is too...
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I don't mean any hate towards non of the series.
I just found it seriously immature how both অনুরাগী of the series blame eachother.
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I went through many sites that are Anti-Twilight
and then I started searching for Anti-HP.
Ofcourse what I have saw was mostly twilight hate.
I find it very,very useless too have this 'debate' about Twilight vs Harry Potter.

As i also read most প্রবন্ধ from this spot I have seen that MANY people here truly HATE twilight.
There's nothing wrong with it.
The only problem is that it is invading all the sites.

Most people from...
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সেকেন্ড part of my review on both of the বই this fanspot is about.

Despite most arguments on how different both series are, they do have many shocking resemblances, specially in the bad message part. I hope that after পাঠ করা both of this, পরবর্তি time a fanpick প্রশ্ন of "Which is best" pops up, আপনি take a মিনিট to consider your answer.

1. If আপনি have বন্ধু অথবা people that care about you, there's no need for আপনি to have skills. Just let them sacrifice themselves.
Explanation: Harry Potter prevails against all perils not because he is a skillful wizard অথবা because he is smart. He prevails because...
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I know a lot of people think the Cullen family could beat Harry, Ron and Hermione in a battle. I have read both series, and I realize that the Cullens have super speed and super strength. However, I do not think that the Cullens would stand a chance against the Trio.

Let's look back at the battle history of each...

The Cullens:
- They defeated James in the first book. However, there was only one of him and there were five of them, I believe? So that really isn't saying much.

- They defeated a band of immature ভ্যাম্পায়ার with no fighting skills in Eclipse. They went in knowing they would win because...
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posted by nati30
 Sorcerer's Stone
Sorcerer's Stone
Ok, a lot of ppl here think Harry Potter is lame and boring and for dorks and is like dungeons and ড্রাগন and its for nerds who like to pretend to be wizards after school. Well, those people have not read the books. Of course, I respect everyone's opinion, even if they think twilight is better. But, dont choose before আপনি read both complete books. I mean Twilight is about two tenagers in love, but there's a catch, one of them is a hot and sexy vampire who sometimes has the urge to drink his lover's blood. That sounds cool right? Now, Harry Potter is about a young boy's battle against the evil...
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posted by HopeEve
ok so I found this stupid person listing all the reasons why twilight is better than twilight. so I replied to every single one. and this is her picture:





1. Robert Pattinson, can আপনি say HOT? And he's totally sexy when he sparkles!

So? Hotness has absolutely no correlation to অভিনয় ability. He was also in Harry Potter first.


2. Taylor Lautner, I mean, have আপনি SEEN those muscles?

NOT HOT. Strange nose, closed up eyes and no অভিনয় ability. That is just my personal opinion. As I said, hotness has no correlation to অভিনয় ability.

3. Kristen Stewart. An extremely talented and beautiful actress,...
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Okay,first and for all,I am not a Twilight fan.But this song popped in my head and once I have a melody and words I just have to write it down.I didn't plan this.Well,despite the fact that I don't like Twilight,I still think it's a good song. (I hope I don't sound arrogant now)Please read it and let me know what আপনি think about it :) Even if আপনি think it's crap.


I got it all under control
I can keep myself together
I’m not gonna break down
I know this is for the better
I know I must let আপনি leave
But I’m not gonna stop these tears
I know I must let আপনি walk away
But my হৃদয় will break anyway

‘Cause...
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