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OK, before আপনি read..(If আপনি do) I must say this is spossed to be for fun and i was bored, so please please please for the sake of my slitheren হৃদয় don't hate on this. Now! I must go on..


THE দিন HARRY POTTER FELL IN প্রণয় WITH TWILIGHT.

On Saterday, Ron, Hermione and Harry go to the movies.
"What are we going to see Harry?" Ron asked filling his mouth with popcorn. "TWILIGHT!" Harry screamed and clapped his hands. "What the heck is that" Hermione asked taking the ভুট্টার খই away from Ron. "It is this new movie and its about this girl who falls in প্রণয় with Edward and he is secretly a vampire...AND HE SPARKLES! how awesome is THAT?" Harry dragged his বন্ধু into the theatre and sat in the very front. "He sparkles what kind of-" Hermione started to ask but Harry shushed her. "It's starting!" he wiggled in his আসন his eyes wide as he looked up. Hermione sighed and slapped Ron for chomping on his gummy worms.
"But dying in the place of someone I love, seemed like a good way to go.." the girls voice ব্যক্ত as the poor deer was being stalked দ্বারা the cameraman. "This is sooo" Hermione began but Harry hushed her again. she stuck out her tounge and looked back up at the screen.
About 20 মিনিট into the movie the girl 'Bella' was in her new school. And it was at the part where the Cullen kids just arrived. "Thats Rosealie and Emmett, Emmett is like really tall and stuff" Harry whispered to Ron. Ron nodded staring at the blond girl Rose. (What a buthole) Hermione thought.
After the movie the trio walked into Hogwarts while Harry was still talking about how he wanted to be a vampire one দিন and find his own Bella. 'THAT WAS SO WEIRD!" Hermione shouted. Ron and Harry stared and then started to laugh. "But it was a good movie Hermione!" Ron said. "NO IT WAS NOT!" she hissed back. "Oh well Ron lets go back to our dorm" Harry ব্যক্ত as the two left Hermione alone in the hall. That night she had a dream and it was not just any dream. she thought she was Bella and Edward was her lover and she lived in forks washington. when she woke up she screamed wanting Edward. The whole দিন she went about still thinking she was Bella. At ডিনার time Draco Malfoy ran into her and made a smirk. "Where were আপনি losers at after curfew last night?" he laughed. "I was out with my boyfriend Edward and my best friend Jacob black, stop trying to follow me Mike Newton!" she shoved him and walked to her table. Draco was so confused he did not know what the heck she even said. "What did আপনি call me?" he asked. "Your name আপনি dummy" Hermione ব্যক্ত shaking her head.
Later in the night Draco bought Twilight on DVD and watched it and was amazed. "I want to be just like Edward cullen when i grew up" he said. Just then Snape came in and ব্যক্ত "You want to be WHO?" Draco slowly looked to Severus and got up slowly. "What?" Snape asked confused দ্বারা Dracos actions. "You stay away from my Bella" he said. "Wha-" "I ব্যক্ত STAY AWAY!" Draco leaped onto Snape biting his neck and pinning him down. "MALFOY! GET OFF OF ME আপনি HOLAGAN!" Snape shouted. "NO!" Draco bit him again. Just then Ron came in and got up. "YOU TOO DOG!" Ron got wide eyed. "What?" he asked. "STAY AWAY FROM MY BELLA JACOB! NOW!" Draco ran at Ron. Ron leaped out of the way causing Draco to hit the দেওয়াল and fall unconsious. Snape got up and rubbed his neck. "What in the name of potter is going on with আপনি children? everywhere i go it has to do with Twilight!" Ron shrugged and walked out. Snape left and Draco was still 'sleeping'.



IN FORKS WASHINGTON

"Edward?" Bella ব্যক্ত walking down the cullens many stairs. "Yes my love?"
She held up a whole stack of mail and turned to him. "I thought আপনি ব্যক্ত we were going to the college of Atlanta?" "We are.." Edward told her. "Then how come i got accepted to Hogwarts?"


Just then Nessie came in to the রান্নাঘর wearing Harry Potter glasses yelling "WINGARDIUM LEVIOUSA!"



RaNdOm.
I have just tried to refute another "Edward is hot" type fallacy. I've had enough, I'm ready to puke - pardon the language - in link if I see another one. In the foreseeable future, I shall either not bother with such fallacies but instead ignore and ridicule অথবা point to this article. This applies to both sides because some Twilight অনুরাগী and some new Harry Potter অনুরাগী here are frequently inferring it.

I point to my পূর্ববর্তি article: link for the introduction.
I shall here only point out Number Six:
Non sequitur.
What is a Non Sequitur and a fallacy: I shall again refer to অক্সফোর্ড English Dictionary...
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Whoa. Its the final battle already? It seems like this all started a week ago....which it did....so...yeah.
NOTE: I am a Twilight fan, so do not suggest that I think all Twilight অনুরাগী are crazy. I also think HP is better than Twilight, though. Just a little.
NOTE:I like HP and T, I am not trying to make fun of either, I'm just having fun with some of the ideas.
NOTE: okay, I'm just putting this note in to build suspense.
NOTE: This is it. The big one. The end. The last one. The one and only. The awesome one. The one that is the end. The climatic one. The one that, if আপনি do not read, will send...
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I, SpeedyGonzalez did NOT write this. I just merely copyed and pasted it.

Ah, yes, Stephenie Meyer, লেখক of the Twilight series. My opinion of her, from the way that she has presented herself to the public in interviews and such, is that she is a whiny, self absorbed woman with the mind of a 13 বছর old. She can't deal with criticism because it hurts her delicate little feelings, and believes that she is an amazing writer and that her story and characters are somehow superior to those seen in the works of people such as Jane Austen and William Shakespeare. Here's one statement that shows that...
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So Harry Potter is MUCH better than some stupid book about wimpy girls and sparkly fairies. First off:
ALL the Twilight people are UGLY! I mean seriously, Taylor Lautners muscles are gross and he has ugly man-boobs. He looks like a creep on steroids. and Robert Pattison looks like a bum, and Kristen looks like a drug aggict as Bella. I mean, EW! Who wants to watch a movie with eyesores like them? Harry Potter is WAY better, I mean we have HOT guys, and the girls aren't half bad either! I mean. we have Lucius, Draco, Sirius, and Snape to say the LEAST! Plus like a zillion other eye-candy dudes!...
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1. It has better writing.
2. It's plotline is better.
3. I'd rather read a book about a teenage boy going to a wizardry school and fighting a dark sorceror than one about a ditzy girl who's way too obsessed with her sparkly boyfriend.
4. The characters are আরো relateable.
5. J.K. Rowling is not afraid to kill off plenty of good guys.
6. Most of the characters' educations actually matter to them.
7. It doesn't have thousands of rabid fangirls.
8. The characters are আরো three-dimensional.
9. It stays true to mythology.
10. It has আরো types of প্রণয় in it, not just romantic and sexual প্রণয় (or should...
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 The Golden Trio
The Golden Trio
I'll Start with Harry Potter:

1.The Characters are আরো likeable.
4.Even the villans are likeable.
3.You can related to at least one of the likeable characters.
4.Harry Potter has Bellatrix Lestrange where vas Twilight only has Isabella Swan.
5.The villans actually seem thretning unlike the Volturi.
6.The cast seems friendlier.
7.The relatonships in Harry Potter are taken one step at a time.
8.Harry Potter is আরো realistic; the characters each have a flaw as well as some good traits
9.Harry Potter shows real life issues such as; the loss of someone dear to you, child neglect, (the dursleys) and raceism....
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Before আপনি start reading, I'd like to say this is my personal opinion. Maybe I'm wrong. If I am, I'd appreciate আপনি don't get mad because I don't like fighting. It wasn't meant to be rude, mean অথবা hurtfull to anybody.

For me Twilight was too easy to read. I could predict what would happen and the plot was too easy. The thing is, the plot isn't bad. ভ্যাম্পায়ার exist, that's cool. আপনি know one, yes, very cool. But the way Stephenie Meyer introduces it, how she developed her characters, how she modeled the vampire species, that is where Twilight gets people annoyed. It represent the iceburg that...
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I thought this would be fun!Guess what!?What if I had an interview with J.K. Rowling and Stephanie Meyer together!This is the fake interview with me,J.K. Rowling,and Stephanie Meyer:
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Me:Welcome,Stephanie.Welcome,J.K.
Rowling:Hello.
Meyer:Hi.
M:Are আপনি ready for the interview?
R:Yeah,Stephanie.
Stephanie:Yes.
M:Ok,since আপনি both write fiction-how did আপনি come up with the books?
S.M.:It was a dream,the meadow scene and I woke up and I'm like,"How did they get their?How did they fall in love?WHat would happen,next?"I jumped out of বিছানা and sat down and started writing.Going,"I can't...
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First, let me get this straight: I'm not a অনুরাগী of Twilight. In fact, I hate it. But I can see why everyone's so hyped up about it.

You see, I've recently been introduced to a new theory- The Twelve-Year-Old girl theory. It's mostly used in music, like for জনপ্রিয় প্রতীকী like Hannah Montana, Justin Bieber, the Jonas Brothers, but Twilight also fits into this catagory.

What is the Twelve-Year-Old girl theory, আপনি might ask? Well, let's just look at people at the age of twelve first. When আপনি turn twelve, you're on the thin line between childhood and the teen years. You're young and vulnerable,...
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