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posted by KateKicksAss

One thing I've noticed in general is that anti's tend to make a pretty big deal out of the Twilight ভ্যাম্পায়ার sparkling. I've seen people saying things like real ভ্যাম্পায়ার don't sparkle, ভ্যাম্পায়ার not sparkling was a fact, and that it was gay of them to sparkle. Okay, of ALL the things to criticize in Twilight, people are going after the SPARKLING? Seriously?

First off, at least where I'm from, calling something “gay” as an insult is considered really rude and distasteful. Besides being rude and homophobic, it's also generalizing and stereotyping. Just because something sparkles doesn't make...

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The Secret Life of Edward Cullen Part 11: The Epic Final Battle of Epic Epicness

posted by siriuslyawesome

Whoa. Its the final battle already? It seems like this all started a week ago....which it did....so...yeah.
NOTE: I am a Twilight fan, so do not suggest that I think all Twilight অনুরাগী are crazy. I also think HP is better than Twilight, though. Just a little.
NOTE:I like HP and T, I am not trying to make fun of either, I'm just having fun with some of the ideas.
NOTE: okay, I'm just putting this note in to build suspense.
NOTE: This is it. The big one. The end. The last one. The one and only. The awesome one. The one that is the end. The climatic one. The one that, if আপনি do not read, will send...

Regarding this spot and the সাম্প্রতিক decrease of fun - a disorganised rant

posted by Quaila

I was typing up an response to iluvtwilight_ for my personal enjoyment when someone reported the প্রশ্ন and had it removed. I felt much frustration as what was once a very entertaining activity was reduced to pointlessness. This makes an already depressed person like me আরো depressed. Siriusly, I want to committ suicide now...

No, I don't... not yet. But I considered leaving for a brief moment.
But to address this problematic issue. I present: link. O.o What's this? Wikipedia has a specific project devoted to adding humour to the site? OMG, on such a serious site?

Yes, even on such a serious...

Why Harry Potter is better than Twilight

posted by Love4Hermione

So Harry Potter is MUCH better than some stupid book about wimpy girls and sparkly fairies. First off:
ALL the Twilight people are UGLY! I mean seriously, Taylor Lautners muscles are gross and he has ugly man-boobs. He looks like a creep on steroids. and Robert Pattison looks like a bum, and Kristen looks like a drug aggict as Bella. I mean, EW! Who wants to watch a movie with eyesores like them? Harry Potter is WAY better, I mean we have HOT guys, and the girls aren't half bad either! I mean. we have Lucius, Draco, Sirius, and Snape to say the LEAST! Plus like a zillion other eye-candy dudes!...

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Discussion regarding Twilight ভ্যাম্পায়ার and reply to Drisina

posted by Aquilia

Discussion regarding Twilight ভ্যাম্পায়ার and reply to Drisina at link

First Part:
The thing is Drisina, one cannot দ্বারা fiat change a legend to whatever one very well pleases with. ভ্যাম্পায়ার have been in mythology from the 17th century, e.g. Countess Elizabeth Bathory who alledgedly drank her female servants blood to stay young.

So what Stephenie Meyer does is that she takes the vampire-myth, and discards the gorier details and imperfections, replaces them with what she thinks they should be and et voila, we have Edward Cullen.

Now I shall dissect why most people think its a bad thing to do. Recall...

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The Death Eaters vs The Volturi

posted by harrypotterbest

The Volturi and The Death Eaters have a lot in common. This প্রবন্ধ points out the features of The Death Eaters that the Volturi seem to have as well.
Before I begin, আপনি have to remember that The Death Eaters were here first – so the Volturi copied them, not the other way around. Now, the leaders of the Volturi are –unless I’m very much mistaken – Aro, Marcus, and Caius. The leader of The Death Eaters is Lord Voldemort.
The Dark Lord can perform Legilemency, which is rather like mind reading, whatever Snape says. Aro can read minds too. The Dark Lord needs eye contact, Aro needs a...

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Severus Snape

posted by harrypotterbest

Severus Snape. The man we all hated. Then loved. Then went back to hating. And then we positively loathed him. But, after, we found out hi story. And, when we knew the truth, what did we feel? Love.
Yes, we ended up loving Severus Snape. Because, once we knew HIS side of the story, it was clear.
Snape had a difficult childhood, which probably led to his disturbed adulthood. But we knew nothing about this until we read The Deathly Hallows. And after we found out, found out exactly what he had suffered through, our emotions changed. Snape is one of the deepest characters in Harry Potter, and...

"Harry Potter vs Twilight" a suggestion

posted by elderwand

It’s been a while since i am here in this Harry Potter vs Twilight community. Now, being a die hard Harry Potter অনুরাগী my vote always go for the same, but I feel দ্বারা criticizing any of the two of them is insulting the world of story writing. I give it a thought why this whole Harry Potter vs Twilight thing is started and all that comes to me is a memory of mine. At some point I liked Twilight (though not as much as I am obsessed with Harry Potter). Then one দিন I had an argument with a friend of mine & naturally I sided with Harry Potter but hearing illogical criticism turned me against...

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A non-Twilight অনুরাগী Speaks!

posted by Blueeyes99

Ok, time for the other side of the story, in other words, time for another interview with a Twilight “hater”. Her name is Izabella, aka: venvargie! Let’s get started!

Could আপনি introduce yourself please!

Hah, okay well I'm Izabella. But I usually go দ্বারা Ven on the interwebz. I'm turning 16 in a few months and I don't watch a lot of TV so I don't have a পছন্দ প্রদর্শনী xD.

What is it that আপনি hate about Twilight?

Well, I hate the sparkling thing the most. Growing up, I watched all kinda of scary vampire চলচ্চিত্র with my older brother and they were always the kind that died in the light and vanted...

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A Very Silly Harry Potter Quiz!

posted by Mrs-Grint

Heellooooo!!!! I'm feeling rather যেভাবে খুশী today so I thought I'd take a leaf out of Emma's rather large, leather bound book and do a stupid Harry Potter quiz. It's not actually a story, just a যেভাবে খুশী collection of letters put together to form a যেভাবে খুশী collection of words which will, in turn, provide a যেভাবে খুশী collection of potentially amusing sentences. So, enjoy my little freaks!!!
Beware: If আপনি have no sense of humour: DO NOT ENTER!!!
PS. I decided to post this on this spot as well as the HP one because everyone seems so mad at the opposition so I thought they might need a laugh :)

Read the...

JEJEMONS..!

posted by snapeislove

The "jejemon" mania is spreading in my country like mad.

I am a Filipino and Im getting really upset because almost half of the 'jejemon' population is in my country. Even my বন্ধু greet me through text messages '.,inN DisZ qKinD oFv m4nN3Rr.,' and Im now confused if they're simply Twihards অথবা just some bunch of lunatics. I am also sad because when I খুঁজুন what 'jejemon' means it always come up with explanations that involve my country, am I gonna deny that I am a Filipino? will I curse them all because they're all proud of it? will I beg them to stop the stupidity? I know my options will...

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What's Wrong With Twilight Part 1: New Moon Review

posted by LilysLittleTwin

New Moon Review

“…she [Stephanie Meyer] can’t write worth a darn. She’s not very good…” ~ Stephen King

And frankly, I agree. Stephanie Meyer, লেখক of the Twilight series, has gotten her share of criticism, but also many undeserved raving fans. I’m going to take a closer look at her সেকেন্ড book in this series, New Moon.
New Moon Is quite possibly the just all-around worst book in the series, and I will tell আপনি why.

One, Edward leaves Bella, and she turns into a zombie-like wreck. She abandons all of her friends, instead focusing what little personality she has on hatred for Edward...

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ভ্যাম্পায়ার are not invincible

posted by luv_warriorcatz

All credits go to Das_Mervin's sporking of the Twilight series: link

I just wanted to cut out this snippet and paste it here because I completely agree here. There is no being that's invincible, no matter how unnecessarily overpowered আপনি make them.
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Meyer thinks that humans are limited to two types of weapons: বন্দুক and slow-moving bombs. Oh, Meyer. আপনি silly, silly bitch. There is one thing that we humans have been consistently good at since we first picked up a rock and looked speculatively at that কচ্ছপ hiding smugly inside of its shell:...

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Why Twilight doesn't compare to Harry Potter. So I'm going to compare them.

posted by tsmith120

I cannot stress strongly enough the contempt I have for the franchise of Twilight. অথবা at least the book. The films are আরো funny than anything else, and honestly I don't hate any of the cast an crew working on it. Having read the উৎস material, I can see they had little to work with.
Harry Potter, on the other hand... I like. I don't প্রণয় it; I'm no Potterhead দ্বারা any means, however much I might have been in the past. But it will always hold a very special place for me. I grew up with the বই and films, পাঠ করা and seeing them years apart from each other - growing up along with the characters...

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A Song Influenced দ্বারা a Harry Potter Character

posted by SnapeOWNSedward

I still প্রণয় আপনি after all these years.
Thinking of আপনি brings me to tears.
I see আপনি every time I dream
To know you’re gone makes me wanna scream.

Where are আপনি my dear?
Are আপনি near?

I have let sin consume my heart
And I let it tear us apart.
I didn’t realize until it was too late
When আপনি had passed the gate.

I thought we’d always be best friends
Too bad it came to an end
Your eyes and voice still haunt me.
Sometimes I wonder if আপনি are just beyond my reach.

Where are আপনি my dear?
Are আপনি near?

I have let sin consume my heart
And I let it tear us apart
I didn’t realize it until it was too late
When আপনি had passed the gate. (2x)

Why am I still here?

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J.K. Rowling VS Stephenie Meyer

posted by hpotterforever7

Note: I did not write this, I found it off a website, and I don't want to offend anyone with it :)

Harry Potter লেখক J.K Rowling has reportedly turned down the chance to present an award at this year's Oscars ceremony. She claims she is too busy লেখা to attend the তারকা studded event, where she was offered the opportunity to present an award with Twilight লেখক Stephenie Meyer. On J.K Rowling's official website, she is quoted as saying that লেখা is her main priority at the moment....but I can't help but wonder if it was Stephenie Meyer who was the reason behind her refusal.

Stephenie...

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Is Bella আরো relatable than Harry?

posted by hpotterforever7

Ok, well I'm going to be perfectly respectful in this প্রবন্ধ because I don't want to make anyone mad, I just want to make a point. If আপনি agree অথবা disagree with it, that's up to you. Please don't be rude inthe মতামত section, and give reasons for opinions. Thanks!

Now I can start. May I just start দ্বারা saying that I am on the Harry Potter side (with all due respect to Twilight fans)

I've noticed that one of the things Twilight অনুরাগী say is that Bella is a আরো relatable character than Harry. I think that that is a good point because technically, আপনি can be a normal teenager who goes to school...

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An Americans Guide to British Words

posted by LavenderBrown

Some people (not necessarily Americans) have admitted having trouble with the British words in Harry Potter. To solve this problem, I give you...An Americans Guide to British words!

1) Prat
Someone who is described as being dumb অথবা self centered. Usually acts against logic.
e.x. Jeez, Roldolfo is such a prat!

2) Git
Basically, a jerk. Shallow and/or childish.
e.x. Look at that git, strutting around like he owns the place!

3) Err...
The British equivalent of umm...
e.x. "Errr.... is it 42?"

4) Barmy
Insane/Crazy.
e.x. That old mans gone barmy!

5.) Blast
Equivalent to "Dang!"
e.x. Blast! Some git's taken...

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Why I Enjoyed Harry Potter আরো than Twilight

posted by LavenderBrown

Twihards অথবা Rabid অনুরাগী (thats obsessive Twilight fans, all of you): Don't read this. I don't want to get mauled অথবা drowned.
I apologize for any spelling অথবা grammar errors.
Don't get me wrong- I like Twilight just fine. However, many parts of it really annoyed me. Here are my reasons why I liked Harry Potter better.

1. Characters.
Lets compare:
Lead female role in HP: Hermione Granger. Flaws: a bit nerdy, Know-it-all, and Bossy. Good traits: Stood up for herself (as well as think for herself), worked against racism (for house-elves), was loyal to Harry at all times, and didn't try to kill herself...

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Stepheine Meyer Sucks: Part 2

posted by SpeedyGonzalez

I Speedy Gonzalez did not write this I merely copied and pasted it. The original may be found link.

I got Breaking Dawn on the দিন that it came out and was hoping that Meyer would somehow redeem the steadily deteriorating quality of the Twilight series. What a huge disappointment. I was even আরো disappointed when I found out how Meyer was responding to the criticism towards it. Then I discovered that she was লেখা Midnight Sun. I looked অগ্রবর্তী to that because, even though all of the বই suck, they are a guilty pleasure and Twilight was the best of all of them. Then she stopped writing...