(A customer in her late teens approaches me in the bookstore.)
Customer: “Hey, do আপনি guys sell the Twilight books?”
Me: “Yes, they’re right over there.”
Customer: “Have আপনি read them?”
Me: “Yes, I have.”
Customer: “Didn’t আপনি just প্রণয় them?!”
Me: “Well, actually, they aren’t really my type of book, so–”
Customer: *suddenly furious* “Are আপনি f***ing serious?! These are the best বই ever written! I’m going to tell Edward to come and bite আপনি and drink all your blood!”
Me: *backing away* “Have a nice day, ma’am…”
were are আপনি harry asked ron over here can't আপনি see me am right in front of you.
no i cant see আপনি it's so drak a cat even could not see in here.
hah ron very funny, lets try to find a light swicht for আপনি can see.
ron i found one. well then turn it one then
i am don't worry
boo am going to suck your owls blood.
right then the sun came toungt the window and then edward begin to spark
look harry this vamiper sparks how sad is that.
ron is he waring girls cothing
yay i think he is
no am not but am in প্রণয় with a human girl
harry and ron at the same time laghed them selfed silly
and that's the end of this fine story
no i cant see আপনি it's so drak a cat even could not see in here.
hah ron very funny, lets try to find a light swicht for আপনি can see.
ron i found one. well then turn it one then
i am don't worry
boo am going to suck your owls blood.
right then the sun came toungt the window and then edward begin to spark
look harry this vamiper sparks how sad is that.
ron is he waring girls cothing
yay i think he is
no am not but am in প্রণয় with a human girl
harry and ron at the same time laghed them selfed silly
and that's the end of this fine story
