I প্রণয় HP

I made a তালিকা of combined and possible plot holes about Harry Potter. Some of them I came up with myself, and some of them I got from different places online. If আপনি can give explanation answering the প্রশ্ন ,do it please.
I purposely put in a few really really picky প্রশ্ন because there are a lot of প্রবন্ধ about Twilight like this, so I want to see how Harry Potter অনুরাগী respond to the ridiculously picks questions. I'm not going to tell আপনি which ones they are, but they should be easy to pick out.





1.    Why do the founders of Hogwarts have surnames? Family names weren’t...

95 Reasons Why Twilight Sucks
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1. Bella is a perfect character (“Mary Sue”), which Meyer hides দ্বারা calling her clumsy.
2. Being clumsy is not a flaw if Edward always catches her.
3. She can’t do anything without Edward.
4. And when he leaves she attempts to commit suicide.
5. Meyer is living out her own fantasies দ্বারা লেখা about Bella, who is clearly herself.
6. The বই aren’t well written, just because every other word is a fancy adjective doesn’t make it good writing.
7. All the rules Meyer sets for being a vampire are broken দ্বারা the end of the...

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116. "BTW Twilight is the bestest film ever" I get really frusterated when soomebody compares the films instead off the movies. And whats worse is that আপনি arent giving any reasons. "Stop hating, pick-up Twilight, actually read it and আপনি will প্রণয় it and stop hating Twilight". Has it ever occurred to আপনি that twilight haters have read the whole series? Like me? "HP is all around boring and it is made for younger children". I dont understand how Harry Potter can be so boring. Maybe আপনি didnt keep up with the amount of action and romance and magic and the mystery. অথবা maybe আপনি didnt read...

So, once there was this girl - well, actually that girl still is - but anyway, this girl who we'll call Emma, for the purposes of now. (Well, actually, we'll call her that because it's her name. But আপনি get the point.)

Around two, two and a half years ago, when Emma was in sixth grade, one of her বন্ধু - let's call her K, if she must have a name - was পাঠ করা a book that looked rather interesting. It was black, with a shiny hard cover, and had an আপেল on the front. It was called Houkutus, which translates to Temptation. Emma liked the name and thought it might prove an interesting read, but...

I discovered these song spoofs in my লেখা folder from my "Uber-Anti" stage, and I decided to share it with আপনি guys, for the sake of nostalgia and whatnot.

Dumb Isabella (spoof on Umbrella দ্বারা Rihanna)-

You wanna be, a sparkly Meyer-pire like me
Maybe in your dreams, but never in reality
Until আপনি agree, to take my hand and marry me
And that's when you’ll want me there
to turn আপনি into a vampire
Because

[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told আপনি I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, আপনি crazy witch
Now it's raining আরো than ever
But we’re...

Well I've been লেখা a little fanfic recently and I realized that when I write fanfic, I mostly let my character's handle the plot. Whatever happens to pop in my head at the time, and doesn't go completely against the সামগ্রিক story line, gets put in the fanfic.
But Smeyer says that she wrote Twilight দ্বারা just "letting her characters handle the plot". There দ্বারা making it seem a lot like how, not only I, but other people, write অনুরাগী fiction.
I decided to look up some reasons of what makes a good অনুরাগী fiction:
"1. Choose the anime/manga/book/video game/movie আপনি want your fan-fic to be about." Vampire's...

Okay, my friend and I go to a school that has a thing called 'Lit Circles'. There's a তালিকা of books, and Twilight is on there, but not Harry Potter. My friend thought this was totally wrong, and wrote a super long persuasive essay to our English teacher about it. This was all hers, and I can't take credit for how awesome it is :)

Why Twilight Should Be Replaced দ্বারা Harry Potter in Lit Circles

    Two বই sit on the shelf in front of you; on the cover of the first, আপনি see two pale hands holding a deep red apple. The সেকেন্ড features a young boy on a broomstick, in midair as...

My cousin says we, Harry Potter অনুরাগী are insecure about this ranting. How should I respond to this?!


(I HAVE TAKEN THINGS FROM OTHER প্রবন্ধ HERE, sorry if used without permission)


HERE IS THE ACTUAL CONVERSATION:

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: says Twilight ang pasimuno ng mga JEJEMON (ANGRY) (Twilight started the Jejemon movement)
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I did not write this.
1. If a boy is aloof, stand-offish, ignores আপনি অথবা is just plain rude, it is because he is secretly in প্রণয় with আপনি — and আপনি are the point of his existence.
2.Secrets are good — especially life-threatening ones.
3. It’s OK for a potential romantic interest to be dimwitted, violent and vengeful — as long as he has great abs.
4. If a boy tells আপনি to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the প্রণয় of your life. আপনি should stay with him since he will keep আপনি নিরাপদ forever.
5. If a boy leaves you, especially suddenly (while telling...

Dear Stephenie Meyer,

May I first tell আপনি that your 'Saga' is complete and utter crap. I also would like to highlight the fact that your 'books' are an insult to literature and vampires.
When পাঠ করা them at first, I thought that they were quite good, and for a while I was a Twilight fan, but your fanbase has gotten huge, along with your head. This is one of the reasons I don't like Twilight. I've read other points on why Twilight and the rest of the 'saga' are bad, and I fully agree with the points raised. The points that I have read about have made me realise how bad Twilight and the rest...

Okay sorry Twilikers. But আপনি need to here the facts. Harry Potter is the best selling serous ever. Deathly Hallows is the fasting selling book ever.

Okay. So why is it when I type in "100 resons Twilight is better then Harry Potter" there is one vpage and for a start there aren't even a hundred resons. Most of them all same the same thing. Twiilight's better because everyone's hot. They are??. Good readers tend not to notice.

It's a প্রণয় story. So is Harry Potter but it's not full in your face. It comes in gentle as the charcters get older, as the বই সরানো on. And have আপনি seen all the different...