We all probably remember রূবেণ - Gibby's odd friend who came up with the craziest metaphors nobody was able to understand, apart from Gibby. Not to forget to mention that he secretly admires Sam. However Reubenese is finally made understandable for everyone else.

Reubenese for beginners

Ruebenese: 'Sup soda bottle nose. Are your roosters dancin'?
English: Hello. How are আপনি today?

Reub.: আপনি can't drink two jars of applesauce if আপনি don't lift the guard dog.
Engl.: I'm fine. Thank you.

Reub.: Wow, আপনি can make a dog bark faster than a মাছ can climb a tree.
Engl.: I think আপনি are cute.


Reub.: You've got ointment all over your bumbleberry.¹
Engl.: I think you're gross.

Reub.: Ya might as well tie a knot around two kangaroos, know what I'm saying?
Engl.: I can't finish this enormous piece of cheesecake.

Reub.: Does a six-finger chimpanzee eat cardboard nuggets for breakfast?
Engl.: No.

Reub.: Does neon স্প্যাঘেটি take a স্যান্ডউইচ ride down to the polo field?
Engl.: Yes.

Reub.: Ugh, I've got আরো pigs in a blanket than hobos have sideburns.
Engl.: I ate too much.

Reub.: I'm ready to hang my socks on the monkey parade.
Engl.: I would like to go on a double তারিখ with আপনি and your friend.

Reub.: আপনি don't need bubble-wrap to know when it's চওডার time.
Engl.: Please, calm down.

Reub.: See ya at the ketchup factory, Bubbleface.
Engl.: Good bye.

Reub.: There's my ফলবিশেষ ফুটবল ball!
Engl.: There's my girlfriend!

Source: iCarly.com/Sam's blog
¹ Note Sam tells this to Rueben: "I'm sitting here eating cheesecake with an Australian Eskimo who's got ointment all over his bumbleberry." Then Rueben runs away crying.