Time for Baseball

Authors POV
Zim decided that he would go back to his house instead of walking Merribelle home. Because, আপনি know, it was Merribelles umbrella. " Sure আপনি don' need anything else?" ব্যক্ত Zim. Positive?? Im fine. ব্যক্ত Merribelle. Just then, the worst thing ever happened.
Gir came.
He jumped onto Merribelle's face saying, HI NEW FRIEND!!! GET IT OFF!!!! screamed Merribelle. Zim took গির off her face.
What is that?! ব্যক্ত Merribelle.
A umm... dog. ব্যক্ত Zim.
Dude, its green and has a zipper on it, ব্যক্ত Merribelle. Does it have a skin condition like you??
No, ব্যক্ত Zim. Its a umm..... dog from China! Yes,...

দ্বারা the way, I am NOT copying Marceline from Adventure time. Im not a copywriter :|D

Dib's POV

I had taken a good long glance at Marribelle. She was pretty tall, but not as tall as the teacher. She was actually someone in our class that was good looking for a change!!! She seemed as if she came from a long line of royal relatives. Just as I was about to speak to her, two tall lean men came and sat down পরবর্তি to her.
" Who are they??" I said. I can't let my jealousy get to out of hand.
" These are my to twin brothers, Brody and Brody" she said. They both wore black স্যুইটস্‌ that had little tails on the...

আপনি know আপনি watch too much Invader Zim when:

1. আপনি have a sudden craving to squeeze a rubber piggy.

2. আপনি don't listen to politicians' speeches anymore... আপনি vote for the tallest one.

3. Martians existed. And আপনি know exactly what happened to them.

4. আপনি pass out meat on Valentine's দিন instead of candy.

5. আপনি talk in third person.

6. আপনি block up your chimney on বড়দিন because আপনি fear Santa's 'jolly boots of doom'.

7. The most terrifying image আপনি can come up with is a moose eating walnuts.

8. আপনি check your soap for bacon... just in case.

9. When আপনি get a zit, আপনি name it Pustulio and insist...