So here's how the game goes...someone will post a scenario. Like this:

Person 1: WWKS if Private slapped him?

And the next person would guess what exactly Kowalski would say, and then give another scenario. Like this:

Person 2: He would say...OW!! What the heck?!

WWKS if Skipper grew a beard??

And then people would continue like that! I'll start:


WWKS if a fangirl ran up and kissed him?