A funny poem I wrote for kicks and giggles :)
Please, don't take it seriously, it's just for laughs! Written December 18, 2008

জীবন্ত guys are like dreams come true,
doesn't matter your taste there's pleanty of them to choose.
If আপনি like them pale, angry, and immortal, Sesshomaru would be your best choice.
Perhaps Howl and his moving castle, although his name has nothing to do with his voice.
If tough Shinigami guys are আরো your taste,
Bleach with Ichigo and Renji is your perfect place.
If genius, and a little darkness, is your desire,
Light Yagami and এল-মৃত্যু পত্র would be best with their angst like fire.
Pretty boys with lots of spunk are Kyo and Yuki Sohma, with nothing to want.
Tamaki Suoh, the King of the Hosts, will charm আপনি with words, looks, and a glorious flaunt.
If আপনি need a ninja to lurk around at night,
কাকাসি Hatake is the man for the fight.
With জীবন্ত and জাপানি কমিকস মাঙ্গা available to any searching hand
it's easy to find unrequited প্রণয় in an জীবন্ত boyfriend!

The above men mentioned are:
Sesshomaru from Inuyasha
Howl from Howl's Moving Castle
Ichigo and Renji from Bleach
Light and এল-মৃত্যু পত্র from Death Note
Kyo and Yuki from Fruits Basket
Tamaki from Ouran High School Host Club
কাকাসি from Naruto