Taken from www.muse.mu messageboards.
Thank আপনি to SomeRandomPerson for coming up with this!!
As always, read at your own risk…. গেলা your খাবার and/or drinks before going any further, অথবা আপনি will choke with laughter!
Warning: A Non-Muser will not get any of the inside jokes below… so don’t even bother!
মুসে Matt Bellamy and Co.
1. Abso-kecking-lutely: muse-keck-teers word for absolutely using Asbsolution / keck / lutely.
2. Acromusm: (noun) shortening of মুসে song and album titles used দ্বারা musers (i.e. OoS, TIRO, FAWY…)
3. Amusement: (noun) Way for musers to pass the time দ্বারা creating funny and piss taking captions for যেভাবে খুশী মুসে photos.
4. Animuseary:
- The yearly celebration of the first time আপনি ever heard Muse.
-The anniversary of when আপনি joined the মুসে message boards.
-The yearly celebration of your first মুসে concert.
-The yearly celebration of an epic মুসে performance অথবা release of a concert-style মুসে dvd. (i.e The RAH Animusery , and the H.A.A.R.P Animusery.) Usually to celebrate one holds parties অথবা has a gathering with বন্ধু where they watch the dvd’s and/or listen to the songs that were played at the show.
5. Arbellionomise-to add arpeggios of the মুসে variety to one’s own song.
6. Arbellionomist-one with an affinity for arpeggios (especially those in মুসে songs)
7. Arbellionomy-the study of arpeggios (especially those in মুসে songs)
8. Assassin technique: frenetic drumming technique only to be attempted দ্বারা experienced drummers as people often ends up hitting themselves in the head and in a coma.
9. Balloonatic - A person who is in the late stages of Musenitus অথবা other মুসে related diseases.
10. Banana:
- A Muslim delicacy. Originally Originating from the Origin of Symmetry.
- A main component of diet for Bellamy.
11. Bananagram: an anagram that is devoid of meaning and placed strategically for মুসে অনুরাগী to slip upon while chasing after clues. The purpose of which is to provide the band with entertainment; usually provokes a point and laugh response.
12. Bellafling: contrary to the common thinking this is a not a sexual অথবা enamoured related term. It is the action of flinging your গিটার (usually a manson – see U.F.M for ref) and it landing on your unsuspecting band mate resulting in a few injuries.
13. Bellamism- the act of loving Matt Bellamy.
14. Bellamist- One who loves Matt Bellamy.
15. Bellamology- a study of conspiracy theories related to exo-politics research that began with Dr. Matthew Bellamy of the Institution of Museism.
16. Bellamy Complex: psychological condition where one believe themselves too short to be sexy. The first documented case was reported at the 2009 NME Awards.
17. Bellamy Syndrome: condition under which an individual falls into a trance whilst playing a গিটার solo and ends up on their knees often leaning over their Manson গিটার অথবা an amp. This condition has also been referred as a Mansonic trance.
18. Bellamytosis- A disease in which one becomes infatuated with Matt Bellamy. There is no known cure.
19. Brie: cheese delicacy, especially loved দ্বারা Domnic Howard and Domists.
20. Cabasamania- The প্রণয় of Morgan’s cabasa.
21. Cabasamaniacs- those who প্রণয় Morgan’s cabasa.
22. Catachrismic: the type of chrisgasm had when he plays the harmonica.
23. Chrisgasm: A state of arousal অথবা total ecstasy caused দ্বারা some form of exposure to Chris Wolstenholme, whether pictures, those sexy খাদ lines অথবা otherwise.
24. Chrisian - Chris worshipper
25. Chrisism- the act of loving Chris.
26. Chrisis- When one cannot get enough Chris.
27. Chrisist- One who loves Chris.
28. Chrisly- normally refers to a piece of clothing অথবা shoe that looks like it should be worn দ্বারা Chris.
29. Chrismas - The celebration of Chris’ birthday
30. Chrisness- a term used to express the actions caused দ্বারা one’s “inner Chris”. Can also be used to describe something that relates to Chris.
31. Chrisology- The study of Chris Wolstenholme.
32. Chrisostrophic- Something that is affected greatly, whether good অথবা bad, দ্বারা influences of Chris Wolstenholme. Usually results in a major change.
33. Chrisotologist- one who specializes in treating Chris addicts.
34. Chrisotology- A branch of medical science that was specifically created to treat Chris addicts.
35. Christ- another name for the awesomeness that is Chris Wolstenholme.
36. Christening - Introducing to the world of Chris obsession.
37. Cockminster: use when referring to an unsolvable problem (this math exercise is a real cockminster)
38. Complete Control - Something required in the early stages of Hysteria.
39. Conspirmattism: The belief of conspiracy theories that Matt believes in.
40. Convert- a term used দ্বারা Musers when referring to their contribution to the addition to Muse’s অনুরাগী base.
41. Danism- The act of loving Dan.
42. Danist- One who loves Dan.
43. Danistan- A religious country located east of Cydonia where the Danistanians live.
44. Danistanian- a person who lives in Danistan. Danistan was created as a sort of নিরাপদ place for those who worship Dan. There have been wars between the Morganians and the Danistanians for years, As the Morganians believed that only those who worshipped মরগান could live in Morgania. However, things are quite peaceful between the two religions.
45. Danness- a term used to describe the awesomeness that is Dan, can also be used to describe anything that relates to Dan.
46. Dawesome- anything awesome that relates to Dom in some way.
47. Dawesomeness: being awesome in a Dom way.
48. Delattation - the deletion of websites due to a mistake made in the HTML.
49. Dom nom nom- Dom’s deliciousness to the eye.
50. Domgasm: A state of arousal অথবা total ecstasy caused দ্বারা some form of exposure to Dominic Howard, whether pictures, those sexy drumbeats অথবা otherwise.
51. Doministic science: Studying the way that Dom drums.
52. Dominitis- A condition in which the host becomes infatuated with Dominic for no apparent reason. There is no known cure.
53. Dominization- a weekly treatment that those with Dominitis receive in order to suppress their undying প্রণয় for Dominic.
54. Domish: normally refers to a piece of clothing অথবা shoe that looks like it should be worn দ্বারা Dom.
55. Domism- The act of loving Dominic Howard. Also known as Howardism.
56. Domist- One who loves Dominic Howard. See Howardist.
57. Domistic disturbance: The act of hurting Dom দ্বারা throwing guitars অথবা megaphones after him. See Bellafling.
58. Domistrophic- Something that is affected greatly, whether good অথবা bad, দ্বারা influences of Dominic Howard. Usually results in a major change
59. Domland: It is believed that Dom goes there often, proof of that fact is in every picture অথবা video in which Dom is looking at the ceiling, sky, অথবা appears to not be a part of this world.
60. Domness- a term used to express the actions caused দ্বারা one’s “inner Dom”. Can also be used to describe something that relates to Dom.
61. Domology- The study of Dominic Howard.
62. Domotologist- One who specializes in treating Dom addicts.
63. Domotology- A branch of medical science specifically created to treat Dom addicts.
64. Eargasm- what আপনি experience when আপনি listen to Muse
65. Educating- a term used referring to the “brainwashing” অথবা the conversion of মুসে haters to get them to প্রণয় Muse. It is different from “converting” in a sense that the people subjected to মুসে “education” have already heard of মুসে and just choose not to continue listening to them.
66. Epic: (adj.) used দ্বারা musers to describe an awesome মুসে song অথবা performance.
67. Faff bag: Refers to a bag of moisturisers, hair gel, and other supposed “metrosexual” self-maintenance products. One such faff bag is the property of Dominic Howard. The size of a faff bag can vary from a toiletry bag to a small suitcase.
68. Fillip: to be stimulated অথবা aroused দ্বারা Muse.
69. Fillipino:
-One who exposes themselves to মুসে for the purpose of being stimulated, অথবা aroused.
-One overly obsessed with Fillip, i.e.; learning to play it, গান গাওয়া it, etc.
70. Forameus - to add an easily solved anagram to a song for ‘teh lolz!’
71. Funnylaugh: An infectious laughter usually caused দ্বারা the phrase “sit-the-f**k-down” (as made famous দ্বারা Matt Bellamy).
72. Gary Wolstenhole: the result of combining the two names people have mistakenly used at least once when referring to Chris Wolstenholme in প্রবন্ধ and other things of the sort.
73. Gimmebackmehmicness- a word used for those times when Matt steals Dom’s mic.
74. গিটার Magnetism - A strange skill possesed দ্বারা Dom, where all of Bellamy’s guitars lust for him, often controlling Matt to propel themselves at Dom, hoping to be assimilated into Dominic “Super drum basher 3000″ Howard.
75. Howard Syndrome: condition where an individual gets really chuffed but gets flustered and faff about when প্রদত্ত a microphone.
76. Howardism- See Domism.
77. Howardist- One who loves Dom. Also known as a “Domist”.
78. Hulla - term used to describe something’s likeness to the promotional photographs found in a booklet inside the Hullabaloo Live at Le Zenith DVD.
79. Hullabaloons: the balloons that were usually released during bliss in the origin of symmetry tour.
80. Kirkbot: cyber version of teh kirk.
82. Lookitwhat upwhereness- a term used when referring to all the pics and other moments when Dom is looking at the ceiling instead of at the camera.
83. MAA- মুসে Addicts Anonymous. A class that was originally created to cure মুসে addicts of their addiction, but eventually began to fuel the আগুন of their passion. This class no longer exists on file as its original purpose has been overlooked.
84. Majbella: Matthew Bellamy’s alias. In secret, he dresses up in high heels and feathers and scarlet lipstick, and does quivering falsetto numbers in a smoky little clubs, complete with varnished rosewood cigar holder and powder puffs under the guise Majbella De Von Mabel.
85. Mansonist: worships Hugh Manson/his guitars.
86. MASA- Matt’s conspiriacy theories of NASA and his fascination with the super computer, H8.
87. Matemamus bellameus- a bug that is known to carry and spread Bellamytosis.
88. Mattack: Assault on another person দ্বারা usual throwing yourself at them অথবা on their drumkit.
89. Mattastrophic- Something that is affected greatly, whether good অথবা bad, দ্বারা influences of Matthew Bellamy. Usually results in a major change.
90. Mattastrophy- used to describe something that is affected greatly, whether good অথবা bad, দ্বারা influences of Matthew Bellamy
91. Mattery: noun used to refer to a useless skill like spelling the alphabet backwards অথবা saying the word Floccinaucinihilipilification really fast.
92. Mattgasm- An overwhelming side effect of Bellamytosis. Includes a strong sense of elation and lust!
-A state of arousal অথবা total ecstasy caused দ্বারা some form of exposure to Matt Bellamy, whether pictures, সঙ্গীত অথবা otherwise.
93. Mattish: normally refers to a piece of clothing অথবা shoe that looks like it should be worn দ্বারা Matt.
94. Mattland- A very unpredictable theme park for teens and adults which features a slew of ever changing rides and a sign outside the entrance that reads: “Please enter at your own risk. Matt অথবা anyone else at Mattland will not be responsible for deaths, kidnappings দ্বারা aliens, লামা bites, অথবা any other unfortunate event that may occur. আপনি have been warned.” Also, please keep an eye on your small children, as this is a theme park meant for older teens and adults we will not be responsible for anything that may happen to your young ones, thank you. ~Mattland staff.
95. Mattness- a term used to express the actions caused দ্বারা one’s “inner Matt”. Can also be used to describe something that relates to Matt.
96. Matt-o-Caster (MoC): A গিটার built in similar fashion to Matthew Bellamy’s Mansons.
97. Mattologist- One who studies all aspects of Matt Bellamy.
98. Mattology- The study of Matthew Bellamy.
99. Mattotologist- A branch of medical science specifically created to treat Matt addicts.
100. Mattress:
- an adroid woman designed exclusively for Matt Bellamy’s use.
- A mistress of the muscle museum.
- A sorceress of great power with control over supermassive black holes.
- A lock of hair belonging to Matthew James Bellamy. Typically in Black but also comes in Red, Mousey Brown and other derivative shades which are artificially coloured;
Often the subject of much বিতর্ক across the মুসে board, usually suggesting that Matresses in the past were better than they are now.
101. Maughism: The প্রণয় of Matthew Bellamy’s laugh.
102. Mews flash: news but মুসে related and instantly fascinating.
103. Morgania- A religious country located north of Museville.
104. Morganian- a person who lives in Morgania. They usually worship Morgan, but all people who প্রণয় মরগান in some way are welcomed.
105. Morganism- The act of loving Morgan.
106. Morganist- one who loves Morgan.
107. Morganness- a term used to describe the awesomeness that is Morgan, can also be used to describe anything that relates to Morgan.
108. Muse:
-To think অথবা meditate in silence, as on some subject.
-Any goddess presiding over a particular art.
- English word that can be found in the dictionary between the words “Muscle” & “Museum”.
-One of, if not the, greatest bands ever to originate in the U.K.
109. মুসে Dealer: Places where musers go for a মুসে fix দ্বারা downloading free pictures অথবা music. The 2 most well known dealers are muselive,com & microcuts.net
110. MuseDad: dad who shares a প্রণয় of মুসে with their kids.
111. Musedar: what immediatly tunes আপনি into a conversation/ the tv/ the radio/ the internet.. as soon as something মুসে related is mentioned.
112. Museicians- a term used when referring to other bands who, like Muse, have grasped the concept of “true music”.
113. Museism- The act of loving Muse.
114. Museist- a person, অথবা persons, who প্রণয় Muse.
115. Museless- to be without Muse; মুসে deprived.
116. Muselessness- the act of being মুসে deprived.
117. Muselim- a religion where people worship Muse.
118. MuseMom: mom who shares a প্রণয় of মুসে with their kids.
119. Museness- a term used to express the মুসে moments in life. Can also be used to describe anything that’s in relation to Muse.
120. Musenitis- an incurable disease in which the host finds themselves abnormally addicted to Muse.
121. Museologist- one who studies all aspects of Muse.
122. Museology- The study of all aspects of Muse.
123. Museotologist- one who specializes in treating মুসে addicts.
124. Museotology- a branch of medical science specifically created to treat মুসে addicts. It is the main branch and has been up and running for several years. Originally created in 2001 when a famous Museologist, Gaia Polloni, discovered a strange phenomenon which she called “Museism” in which many people were infected with an incurable disease, now known as “Musenitis”. She has created a serum which cannot cure the disease, but is able to suppress it for some time. Those who have Musenitis are expected to live long, Muse-obsessed lives, and may even spend most of their earnings on মুসে related goods for no apparent reason. The serum is able to decrease the obsessiveness, allowing the host to be a bit আরো responsible with their money, while not actually destroying their প্রণয় for মুসে completely. The main branch now has 3 sub-branches, each one specifically designed to deal with one of the three parts of Muse. So far thousands of people have been saved, and their bank accounts are grateful.
125. Muser- a term that is usually used to describe those who are devout মুসে message boarders, but can also be used to describe all who are devoted to Muse.
126. Muserphernalia - Miscellaneous মুসে items, especially the set of equipment required for Musery.
127. Musery- the act of spreading Museness around.
128. Musetastic- fantastic in a মুসে kind of way.
129. Musette’s syndrome – condition that causes an individual to uncontrollably swears in the middle of a song (ref. see radio 3 incident)
130. Musevangelist- a branch of the মুসে religion. They differ from Muselims as they do not reside in Museville and they tend to stray from the Muselim’s teachings. The Musevangelists dwell in Cydonia and unlike the Muselims, find it best to convert them at an early age.
131. Musevilla - The natural habitat of a Muser. Usually contains countless posters, CDs, bits of Bliss balloons and other Muserphernalia.
132. Museville- The gathering place for Muselims, located in the City of Delusion, across from the Cave just past the Muscle Museum. If আপনি find yourself in Cydonia, you’ve gone too far.
133. MuseVirgin: a relatively new মুসে listener who has not yet experienced a Musegasm.
134. MuseWhore: a long time মুসে অনুরাগী who has experienced Musegasms on আরো than one occasion and loves it.
135. My00se: alternative term used দ্বারা musers to refer to the band Muse.
136. Nomnomability- Something pleasing to the palate. Can be used in relation to pretty much anything related to Muse. E’g. ‘Seen that ছবি of Matt? Phoar!! Maximum nomnomability!’
137. Noob- Someone newly into মুসে and therefore target of derision from people who think they are waaaay শীতল because they’ve been into মুসে a bit longer.
138. PMS- PostMuseSyndrome.
139. Pokatitis - The যেভাবে খুশী urge to poke people, especially in the middle of interviews.
140. Pwopa- Typically used in regard to fish, but equally applicable to anything one may regard as sizeable enough অথবা generally worthy of respect; except when used in place of “proper”.
141. Radiohead:
- a classic Muser quote. Like an inside Muser joke.
-A taboo. Should not be used especially when describing Muse’s sound.
142. Radiorgasm- a term used for when মুসে is played on the radio.
143. Radiorgy- when মুসে is played multiple times on a radio station.
144. Rainbopantism- The প্রণয় of Dominic Howard’s pants in general
145. Sex face: a particular face that Bellamy would pull during gigs (see example)
Sex Face
146. Shakers- This word is taboo around Morgan.
147. Shite Dress Sense- Pertaining to Bellamy when allowed to choose his own clothes. অথবা to Dom’s nasty leopard print ব্লাউজ that he nicked off a granny’s washing line.
148. Shrooms: mind altering substance used দ্বারা মুসে in the early days to take their performance and creativity to a whole new level (effects can be seen on the PiB video). Warning: shrooms should never be taken before jumping in a jacuzzi otherwise আপনি could fall asleep and end up deaf in one ear!
149. Silenchrisinism- a term used when referring to chris’ lack of speech when in an interview
150. Sit the fuck down- what আপনি should do before Dom puts on his mask so আপনি don’t hurt yourself when আপনি fall over laughing
151. মহাকাশ Demental:
-an act of madness অথবা insanity.
-usually pertains to ones desire to attempt to learn how to play মহাকাশ Dementia.
152. Spazippism: The প্রণয় of the sound that Matt’s pants’ zipper makes in মহাকাশ Dementia.
153. SpiderDom: supposedly Dom’s alter-ego. SpiderDom has made a few appearances here and there throughout Muse’s history.
154. Spiral Ecstatic: Singers take this to lower and broaden their vocal ranges.
155. Supermassive Noob Hole- place where recently converted to মুসে types (having been drawn to the band via the Twilight film) will chatter endlessly about how cute whatsisname Edward is and how they’ve been into মুসে since like forever etc etc
156. The 3 Muse-keck-teers: The three leading people in the kecking fight against মুসে for the Musers wasted time of trying to solve the cockminster of all codes.
157. Teh Kirkism- The act of loving the awesomeness that is Teh Kirk.
158. Teh Kirkist- one who loves the awesomeness that is Teh Kirk.
159. Teh Kirkness- a term used to describe the awesomeness that is Tom Kirk, a.k.a, Teh Kirk. Can also be used to describe anything that relates to Teh Kirk.
160. The 12th Planet (from the Earth Chronicles series) referred as the Muselims’ holy book: translations of the Aramaic tablets that the Torah – which is the base of ইসলাম and Judaism – was originally drawn from. The new translation content that references to “the heavens”, for example, are really talking about মহাকাশ travel.
Matt: “The 12th planet is a planet with a civilization like ours who mined earth – I know this sounds laughable – cloning themselves with a fifth of their intelligence to do the work. It’s been proven we only use a fifth of our brain.”
161. The Bellagate: স্ক্যান্ডাল where the first incarnation of the মুসে website was ruined when Matt accidentally deleted the directory in which the website was stored when trying to learn HTML. Matthew James Bellamy was found guilty and prohibited from ever approaching a computer without “pwoper” supervision.
162. To be stimuselated: (expression) to get the inspiration to rewrite lyrics to a band’s song(s), especially Muse, that fit into your daily woe অথবা a specific situation. E.g. Exo-Tour dates, Supermassive Liam Boat, Hate this and we’ll প্রণয় আপনি & TITS right.
163. Toilet- an object Matt likes to play in.
164. Twatlighter: term used দ্বারা Muser to refer to Twilight fangirl/boy who believes SM made মুসে famous and can only cite SMBH অথবা Starlight as মুসে songs. (see supermassive n00b hole for reference)
165. U.F.M: Unidentified Flying Manson (see bellafling for ref)
166. Verbal Bellamiria - syndrome where one cannot stop the flow of words coming out of their mouth in the style of Matt in interviews.
167. Vibes- Often used word দ্বারা Mr Bellamy to describe pretty much anything. E.g. I really like the vibe on that song… Usually accompanied simultaneous flailing of arms.
168. Wafflehome: Not to be confused with “Waffle House”. Is actually a name created for Chris Wolstenholme when one cannot pronounce his last name.
169. WB- hated দ্বারা Musers on ইউটিউব and around the world.
170. What the keck: what the heck? অথবা WTF?
171. Wolstenholme syndrome: condition দ্বারা which a person has to uncontrollably সরানো their head in a rocking motion whilst playing an instrument (especially bass)
172. Wolstenholmie - Gangsta way of pronouncing Chris’ surname.
173. Wolstenhomo - (noun) a hairy man who enjoys playing with other men whilst in a shower.
174. Yeah yeah: term that refers to an obscure part of the psyche অথবা the body of some sexual nature. Term used especially when one does it to another sweetly অথবা lovely… However as a result they might end up Agitated.
175. Zetas- beings commonly known as aliens, referenced in Exo-Politics.
Thank আপনি to SomeRandomPerson for coming up with this!!
As always, read at your own risk…. গেলা your খাবার and/or drinks before going any further, অথবা আপনি will choke with laughter!
Warning: A Non-Muser will not get any of the inside jokes below… so don’t even bother!
মুসে Matt Bellamy and Co.
1. Abso-kecking-lutely: muse-keck-teers word for absolutely using Asbsolution / keck / lutely.
2. Acromusm: (noun) shortening of মুসে song and album titles used দ্বারা musers (i.e. OoS, TIRO, FAWY…)
3. Amusement: (noun) Way for musers to pass the time দ্বারা creating funny and piss taking captions for যেভাবে খুশী মুসে photos.
4. Animuseary:
- The yearly celebration of the first time আপনি ever heard Muse.
-The anniversary of when আপনি joined the মুসে message boards.
-The yearly celebration of your first মুসে concert.
-The yearly celebration of an epic মুসে performance অথবা release of a concert-style মুসে dvd. (i.e The RAH Animusery , and the H.A.A.R.P Animusery.) Usually to celebrate one holds parties অথবা has a gathering with বন্ধু where they watch the dvd’s and/or listen to the songs that were played at the show.
5. Arbellionomise-to add arpeggios of the মুসে variety to one’s own song.
6. Arbellionomist-one with an affinity for arpeggios (especially those in মুসে songs)
7. Arbellionomy-the study of arpeggios (especially those in মুসে songs)
8. Assassin technique: frenetic drumming technique only to be attempted দ্বারা experienced drummers as people often ends up hitting themselves in the head and in a coma.
9. Balloonatic - A person who is in the late stages of Musenitus অথবা other মুসে related diseases.
10. Banana:
- A Muslim delicacy. Originally Originating from the Origin of Symmetry.
- A main component of diet for Bellamy.
11. Bananagram: an anagram that is devoid of meaning and placed strategically for মুসে অনুরাগী to slip upon while chasing after clues. The purpose of which is to provide the band with entertainment; usually provokes a point and laugh response.
12. Bellafling: contrary to the common thinking this is a not a sexual অথবা enamoured related term. It is the action of flinging your গিটার (usually a manson – see U.F.M for ref) and it landing on your unsuspecting band mate resulting in a few injuries.
13. Bellamism- the act of loving Matt Bellamy.
14. Bellamist- One who loves Matt Bellamy.
15. Bellamology- a study of conspiracy theories related to exo-politics research that began with Dr. Matthew Bellamy of the Institution of Museism.
16. Bellamy Complex: psychological condition where one believe themselves too short to be sexy. The first documented case was reported at the 2009 NME Awards.
17. Bellamy Syndrome: condition under which an individual falls into a trance whilst playing a গিটার solo and ends up on their knees often leaning over their Manson গিটার অথবা an amp. This condition has also been referred as a Mansonic trance.
18. Bellamytosis- A disease in which one becomes infatuated with Matt Bellamy. There is no known cure.
19. Brie: cheese delicacy, especially loved দ্বারা Domnic Howard and Domists.
20. Cabasamania- The প্রণয় of Morgan’s cabasa.
21. Cabasamaniacs- those who প্রণয় Morgan’s cabasa.
22. Catachrismic: the type of chrisgasm had when he plays the harmonica.
23. Chrisgasm: A state of arousal অথবা total ecstasy caused দ্বারা some form of exposure to Chris Wolstenholme, whether pictures, those sexy খাদ lines অথবা otherwise.
24. Chrisian - Chris worshipper
25. Chrisism- the act of loving Chris.
26. Chrisis- When one cannot get enough Chris.
27. Chrisist- One who loves Chris.
28. Chrisly- normally refers to a piece of clothing অথবা shoe that looks like it should be worn দ্বারা Chris.
29. Chrismas - The celebration of Chris’ birthday
30. Chrisness- a term used to express the actions caused দ্বারা one’s “inner Chris”. Can also be used to describe something that relates to Chris.
31. Chrisology- The study of Chris Wolstenholme.
32. Chrisostrophic- Something that is affected greatly, whether good অথবা bad, দ্বারা influences of Chris Wolstenholme. Usually results in a major change.
33. Chrisotologist- one who specializes in treating Chris addicts.
34. Chrisotology- A branch of medical science that was specifically created to treat Chris addicts.
35. Christ- another name for the awesomeness that is Chris Wolstenholme.
36. Christening - Introducing to the world of Chris obsession.
37. Cockminster: use when referring to an unsolvable problem (this math exercise is a real cockminster)
38. Complete Control - Something required in the early stages of Hysteria.
39. Conspirmattism: The belief of conspiracy theories that Matt believes in.
40. Convert- a term used দ্বারা Musers when referring to their contribution to the addition to Muse’s অনুরাগী base.
41. Danism- The act of loving Dan.
42. Danist- One who loves Dan.
43. Danistan- A religious country located east of Cydonia where the Danistanians live.
44. Danistanian- a person who lives in Danistan. Danistan was created as a sort of নিরাপদ place for those who worship Dan. There have been wars between the Morganians and the Danistanians for years, As the Morganians believed that only those who worshipped মরগান could live in Morgania. However, things are quite peaceful between the two religions.
45. Danness- a term used to describe the awesomeness that is Dan, can also be used to describe anything that relates to Dan.
46. Dawesome- anything awesome that relates to Dom in some way.
47. Dawesomeness: being awesome in a Dom way.
48. Delattation - the deletion of websites due to a mistake made in the HTML.
49. Dom nom nom- Dom’s deliciousness to the eye.
50. Domgasm: A state of arousal অথবা total ecstasy caused দ্বারা some form of exposure to Dominic Howard, whether pictures, those sexy drumbeats অথবা otherwise.
51. Doministic science: Studying the way that Dom drums.
52. Dominitis- A condition in which the host becomes infatuated with Dominic for no apparent reason. There is no known cure.
53. Dominization- a weekly treatment that those with Dominitis receive in order to suppress their undying প্রণয় for Dominic.
54. Domish: normally refers to a piece of clothing অথবা shoe that looks like it should be worn দ্বারা Dom.
55. Domism- The act of loving Dominic Howard. Also known as Howardism.
56. Domist- One who loves Dominic Howard. See Howardist.
57. Domistic disturbance: The act of hurting Dom দ্বারা throwing guitars অথবা megaphones after him. See Bellafling.
58. Domistrophic- Something that is affected greatly, whether good অথবা bad, দ্বারা influences of Dominic Howard. Usually results in a major change
59. Domland: It is believed that Dom goes there often, proof of that fact is in every picture অথবা video in which Dom is looking at the ceiling, sky, অথবা appears to not be a part of this world.
60. Domness- a term used to express the actions caused দ্বারা one’s “inner Dom”. Can also be used to describe something that relates to Dom.
61. Domology- The study of Dominic Howard.
62. Domotologist- One who specializes in treating Dom addicts.
63. Domotology- A branch of medical science specifically created to treat Dom addicts.
64. Eargasm- what আপনি experience when আপনি listen to Muse
65. Educating- a term used referring to the “brainwashing” অথবা the conversion of মুসে haters to get them to প্রণয় Muse. It is different from “converting” in a sense that the people subjected to মুসে “education” have already heard of মুসে and just choose not to continue listening to them.
66. Epic: (adj.) used দ্বারা musers to describe an awesome মুসে song অথবা performance.
67. Faff bag: Refers to a bag of moisturisers, hair gel, and other supposed “metrosexual” self-maintenance products. One such faff bag is the property of Dominic Howard. The size of a faff bag can vary from a toiletry bag to a small suitcase.
68. Fillip: to be stimulated অথবা aroused দ্বারা Muse.
69. Fillipino:
-One who exposes themselves to মুসে for the purpose of being stimulated, অথবা aroused.
-One overly obsessed with Fillip, i.e.; learning to play it, গান গাওয়া it, etc.
70. Forameus - to add an easily solved anagram to a song for ‘teh lolz!’
71. Funnylaugh: An infectious laughter usually caused দ্বারা the phrase “sit-the-f**k-down” (as made famous দ্বারা Matt Bellamy).
72. Gary Wolstenhole: the result of combining the two names people have mistakenly used at least once when referring to Chris Wolstenholme in প্রবন্ধ and other things of the sort.
73. Gimmebackmehmicness- a word used for those times when Matt steals Dom’s mic.
74. গিটার Magnetism - A strange skill possesed দ্বারা Dom, where all of Bellamy’s guitars lust for him, often controlling Matt to propel themselves at Dom, hoping to be assimilated into Dominic “Super drum basher 3000″ Howard.
75. Howard Syndrome: condition where an individual gets really chuffed but gets flustered and faff about when প্রদত্ত a microphone.
76. Howardism- See Domism.
77. Howardist- One who loves Dom. Also known as a “Domist”.
78. Hulla - term used to describe something’s likeness to the promotional photographs found in a booklet inside the Hullabaloo Live at Le Zenith DVD.
79. Hullabaloons: the balloons that were usually released during bliss in the origin of symmetry tour.
80. Kirkbot: cyber version of teh kirk.
82. Lookitwhat upwhereness- a term used when referring to all the pics and other moments when Dom is looking at the ceiling instead of at the camera.
83. MAA- মুসে Addicts Anonymous. A class that was originally created to cure মুসে addicts of their addiction, but eventually began to fuel the আগুন of their passion. This class no longer exists on file as its original purpose has been overlooked.
84. Majbella: Matthew Bellamy’s alias. In secret, he dresses up in high heels and feathers and scarlet lipstick, and does quivering falsetto numbers in a smoky little clubs, complete with varnished rosewood cigar holder and powder puffs under the guise Majbella De Von Mabel.
85. Mansonist: worships Hugh Manson/his guitars.
86. MASA- Matt’s conspiriacy theories of NASA and his fascination with the super computer, H8.
87. Matemamus bellameus- a bug that is known to carry and spread Bellamytosis.
88. Mattack: Assault on another person দ্বারা usual throwing yourself at them অথবা on their drumkit.
89. Mattastrophic- Something that is affected greatly, whether good অথবা bad, দ্বারা influences of Matthew Bellamy. Usually results in a major change.
90. Mattastrophy- used to describe something that is affected greatly, whether good অথবা bad, দ্বারা influences of Matthew Bellamy
91. Mattery: noun used to refer to a useless skill like spelling the alphabet backwards অথবা saying the word Floccinaucinihilipilification really fast.
92. Mattgasm- An overwhelming side effect of Bellamytosis. Includes a strong sense of elation and lust!
-A state of arousal অথবা total ecstasy caused দ্বারা some form of exposure to Matt Bellamy, whether pictures, সঙ্গীত অথবা otherwise.
93. Mattish: normally refers to a piece of clothing অথবা shoe that looks like it should be worn দ্বারা Matt.
94. Mattland- A very unpredictable theme park for teens and adults which features a slew of ever changing rides and a sign outside the entrance that reads: “Please enter at your own risk. Matt অথবা anyone else at Mattland will not be responsible for deaths, kidnappings দ্বারা aliens, লামা bites, অথবা any other unfortunate event that may occur. আপনি have been warned.” Also, please keep an eye on your small children, as this is a theme park meant for older teens and adults we will not be responsible for anything that may happen to your young ones, thank you. ~Mattland staff.
95. Mattness- a term used to express the actions caused দ্বারা one’s “inner Matt”. Can also be used to describe something that relates to Matt.
96. Matt-o-Caster (MoC): A গিটার built in similar fashion to Matthew Bellamy’s Mansons.
97. Mattologist- One who studies all aspects of Matt Bellamy.
98. Mattology- The study of Matthew Bellamy.
99. Mattotologist- A branch of medical science specifically created to treat Matt addicts.
100. Mattress:
- an adroid woman designed exclusively for Matt Bellamy’s use.
- A mistress of the muscle museum.
- A sorceress of great power with control over supermassive black holes.
- A lock of hair belonging to Matthew James Bellamy. Typically in Black but also comes in Red, Mousey Brown and other derivative shades which are artificially coloured;
Often the subject of much বিতর্ক across the মুসে board, usually suggesting that Matresses in the past were better than they are now.
101. Maughism: The প্রণয় of Matthew Bellamy’s laugh.
102. Mews flash: news but মুসে related and instantly fascinating.
103. Morgania- A religious country located north of Museville.
104. Morganian- a person who lives in Morgania. They usually worship Morgan, but all people who প্রণয় মরগান in some way are welcomed.
105. Morganism- The act of loving Morgan.
106. Morganist- one who loves Morgan.
107. Morganness- a term used to describe the awesomeness that is Morgan, can also be used to describe anything that relates to Morgan.
108. Muse:
-To think অথবা meditate in silence, as on some subject.
-Any goddess presiding over a particular art.
- English word that can be found in the dictionary between the words “Muscle” & “Museum”.
-One of, if not the, greatest bands ever to originate in the U.K.
109. মুসে Dealer: Places where musers go for a মুসে fix দ্বারা downloading free pictures অথবা music. The 2 most well known dealers are muselive,com & microcuts.net
110. MuseDad: dad who shares a প্রণয় of মুসে with their kids.
111. Musedar: what immediatly tunes আপনি into a conversation/ the tv/ the radio/ the internet.. as soon as something মুসে related is mentioned.
112. Museicians- a term used when referring to other bands who, like Muse, have grasped the concept of “true music”.
113. Museism- The act of loving Muse.
114. Museist- a person, অথবা persons, who প্রণয় Muse.
115. Museless- to be without Muse; মুসে deprived.
116. Muselessness- the act of being মুসে deprived.
117. Muselim- a religion where people worship Muse.
118. MuseMom: mom who shares a প্রণয় of মুসে with their kids.
119. Museness- a term used to express the মুসে moments in life. Can also be used to describe anything that’s in relation to Muse.
120. Musenitis- an incurable disease in which the host finds themselves abnormally addicted to Muse.
121. Museologist- one who studies all aspects of Muse.
122. Museology- The study of all aspects of Muse.
123. Museotologist- one who specializes in treating মুসে addicts.
124. Museotology- a branch of medical science specifically created to treat মুসে addicts. It is the main branch and has been up and running for several years. Originally created in 2001 when a famous Museologist, Gaia Polloni, discovered a strange phenomenon which she called “Museism” in which many people were infected with an incurable disease, now known as “Musenitis”. She has created a serum which cannot cure the disease, but is able to suppress it for some time. Those who have Musenitis are expected to live long, Muse-obsessed lives, and may even spend most of their earnings on মুসে related goods for no apparent reason. The serum is able to decrease the obsessiveness, allowing the host to be a bit আরো responsible with their money, while not actually destroying their প্রণয় for মুসে completely. The main branch now has 3 sub-branches, each one specifically designed to deal with one of the three parts of Muse. So far thousands of people have been saved, and their bank accounts are grateful.
125. Muser- a term that is usually used to describe those who are devout মুসে message boarders, but can also be used to describe all who are devoted to Muse.
126. Muserphernalia - Miscellaneous মুসে items, especially the set of equipment required for Musery.
127. Musery- the act of spreading Museness around.
128. Musetastic- fantastic in a মুসে kind of way.
129. Musette’s syndrome – condition that causes an individual to uncontrollably swears in the middle of a song (ref. see radio 3 incident)
130. Musevangelist- a branch of the মুসে religion. They differ from Muselims as they do not reside in Museville and they tend to stray from the Muselim’s teachings. The Musevangelists dwell in Cydonia and unlike the Muselims, find it best to convert them at an early age.
131. Musevilla - The natural habitat of a Muser. Usually contains countless posters, CDs, bits of Bliss balloons and other Muserphernalia.
132. Museville- The gathering place for Muselims, located in the City of Delusion, across from the Cave just past the Muscle Museum. If আপনি find yourself in Cydonia, you’ve gone too far.
133. MuseVirgin: a relatively new মুসে listener who has not yet experienced a Musegasm.
134. MuseWhore: a long time মুসে অনুরাগী who has experienced Musegasms on আরো than one occasion and loves it.
135. My00se: alternative term used দ্বারা musers to refer to the band Muse.
136. Nomnomability- Something pleasing to the palate. Can be used in relation to pretty much anything related to Muse. E’g. ‘Seen that ছবি of Matt? Phoar!! Maximum nomnomability!’
137. Noob- Someone newly into মুসে and therefore target of derision from people who think they are waaaay শীতল because they’ve been into মুসে a bit longer.
138. PMS- PostMuseSyndrome.
139. Pokatitis - The যেভাবে খুশী urge to poke people, especially in the middle of interviews.
140. Pwopa- Typically used in regard to fish, but equally applicable to anything one may regard as sizeable enough অথবা generally worthy of respect; except when used in place of “proper”.
141. Radiohead:
- a classic Muser quote. Like an inside Muser joke.
-A taboo. Should not be used especially when describing Muse’s sound.
142. Radiorgasm- a term used for when মুসে is played on the radio.
143. Radiorgy- when মুসে is played multiple times on a radio station.
144. Rainbopantism- The প্রণয় of Dominic Howard’s pants in general
145. Sex face: a particular face that Bellamy would pull during gigs (see example)
Sex Face
146. Shakers- This word is taboo around Morgan.
147. Shite Dress Sense- Pertaining to Bellamy when allowed to choose his own clothes. অথবা to Dom’s nasty leopard print ব্লাউজ that he nicked off a granny’s washing line.
148. Shrooms: mind altering substance used দ্বারা মুসে in the early days to take their performance and creativity to a whole new level (effects can be seen on the PiB video). Warning: shrooms should never be taken before jumping in a jacuzzi otherwise আপনি could fall asleep and end up deaf in one ear!
149. Silenchrisinism- a term used when referring to chris’ lack of speech when in an interview
150. Sit the fuck down- what আপনি should do before Dom puts on his mask so আপনি don’t hurt yourself when আপনি fall over laughing
151. মহাকাশ Demental:
-an act of madness অথবা insanity.
-usually pertains to ones desire to attempt to learn how to play মহাকাশ Dementia.
152. Spazippism: The প্রণয় of the sound that Matt’s pants’ zipper makes in মহাকাশ Dementia.
153. SpiderDom: supposedly Dom’s alter-ego. SpiderDom has made a few appearances here and there throughout Muse’s history.
154. Spiral Ecstatic: Singers take this to lower and broaden their vocal ranges.
155. Supermassive Noob Hole- place where recently converted to মুসে types (having been drawn to the band via the Twilight film) will chatter endlessly about how cute whatsisname Edward is and how they’ve been into মুসে since like forever etc etc
156. The 3 Muse-keck-teers: The three leading people in the kecking fight against মুসে for the Musers wasted time of trying to solve the cockminster of all codes.
157. Teh Kirkism- The act of loving the awesomeness that is Teh Kirk.
158. Teh Kirkist- one who loves the awesomeness that is Teh Kirk.
159. Teh Kirkness- a term used to describe the awesomeness that is Tom Kirk, a.k.a, Teh Kirk. Can also be used to describe anything that relates to Teh Kirk.
160. The 12th Planet (from the Earth Chronicles series) referred as the Muselims’ holy book: translations of the Aramaic tablets that the Torah – which is the base of ইসলাম and Judaism – was originally drawn from. The new translation content that references to “the heavens”, for example, are really talking about মহাকাশ travel.
Matt: “The 12th planet is a planet with a civilization like ours who mined earth – I know this sounds laughable – cloning themselves with a fifth of their intelligence to do the work. It’s been proven we only use a fifth of our brain.”
161. The Bellagate: স্ক্যান্ডাল where the first incarnation of the মুসে website was ruined when Matt accidentally deleted the directory in which the website was stored when trying to learn HTML. Matthew James Bellamy was found guilty and prohibited from ever approaching a computer without “pwoper” supervision.
162. To be stimuselated: (expression) to get the inspiration to rewrite lyrics to a band’s song(s), especially Muse, that fit into your daily woe অথবা a specific situation. E.g. Exo-Tour dates, Supermassive Liam Boat, Hate this and we’ll প্রণয় আপনি & TITS right.
163. Toilet- an object Matt likes to play in.
164. Twatlighter: term used দ্বারা Muser to refer to Twilight fangirl/boy who believes SM made মুসে famous and can only cite SMBH অথবা Starlight as মুসে songs. (see supermassive n00b hole for reference)
165. U.F.M: Unidentified Flying Manson (see bellafling for ref)
166. Verbal Bellamiria - syndrome where one cannot stop the flow of words coming out of their mouth in the style of Matt in interviews.
167. Vibes- Often used word দ্বারা Mr Bellamy to describe pretty much anything. E.g. I really like the vibe on that song… Usually accompanied simultaneous flailing of arms.
168. Wafflehome: Not to be confused with “Waffle House”. Is actually a name created for Chris Wolstenholme when one cannot pronounce his last name.
169. WB- hated দ্বারা Musers on ইউটিউব and around the world.
170. What the keck: what the heck? অথবা WTF?
171. Wolstenholme syndrome: condition দ্বারা which a person has to uncontrollably সরানো their head in a rocking motion whilst playing an instrument (especially bass)
172. Wolstenholmie - Gangsta way of pronouncing Chris’ surname.
173. Wolstenhomo - (noun) a hairy man who enjoys playing with other men whilst in a shower.
174. Yeah yeah: term that refers to an obscure part of the psyche অথবা the body of some sexual nature. Term used especially when one does it to another sweetly অথবা lovely… However as a result they might end up Agitated.
175. Zetas- beings commonly known as aliens, referenced in Exo-Politics.
Shame on আপনি for thinking
You're an exception
We're all to blame
Crashing down to earth
Wasting and burning out
You're fading like a dead তারকা
Harm is coming your way
It's coming your way
And আপনি used to be everything to me
And now you're tired of the fighting
(Yeah! )
Tired of the fighting,
Fighting yourself!
Yourself! (x3)
Shame on আপনি for thinking
You're all alone
If আপনি want I make আপনি wish আপনি were
Failing to impress
Why can't আপনি sleep with
Someone who'll protect আপনি
Harm is coming your way
It's coming your way
And আপনি used to be everything to me
And now you're tired of the fighting
(Yeah! )
Tired of the fighting,
Fighting yourself!
Yourself! (x3)
আরো lyrics: link
You're an exception
We're all to blame
Crashing down to earth
Wasting and burning out
You're fading like a dead তারকা
Harm is coming your way
It's coming your way
And আপনি used to be everything to me
And now you're tired of the fighting
(Yeah! )
Tired of the fighting,
Fighting yourself!
Yourself! (x3)
Shame on আপনি for thinking
You're all alone
If আপনি want I make আপনি wish আপনি were
Failing to impress
Why can't আপনি sleep with
Someone who'll protect আপনি
Harm is coming your way
It's coming your way
And আপনি used to be everything to me
And now you're tired of the fighting
(Yeah! )
Tired of the fighting,
Fighting yourself!
Yourself! (x3)
আরো lyrics: link
আপনি could be my unintended
Choice to live my life extended
আপনি could be the one I'll always প্রণয়
আপনি could be the one who listens to my deepest inquisitions
আপনি could be the one I'll always প্রণয়
I'll be there as soon as I can
But I'm busy mending broken pieces of the life I had before
First there was the one who challenged
All my dreams and all my balance
She could never be as good as আপনি
আপনি could be my unintended
Choice to live my life extended
আপনি should be the one I'll always প্রণয়
I'll be there as soon as I can
But I'm busy mending broken pieces of the life I had before
I'll be there as soon as I can
But I'm busy mending broken pieces of the life I had before
Before you
আরো lyrics: link
Choice to live my life extended
আপনি could be the one I'll always প্রণয়
আপনি could be the one who listens to my deepest inquisitions
আপনি could be the one I'll always প্রণয়
I'll be there as soon as I can
But I'm busy mending broken pieces of the life I had before
First there was the one who challenged
All my dreams and all my balance
She could never be as good as আপনি
আপনি could be my unintended
Choice to live my life extended
আপনি should be the one I'll always প্রণয়
I'll be there as soon as I can
But I'm busy mending broken pieces of the life I had before
I'll be there as soon as I can
But I'm busy mending broken pieces of the life I had before
Before you
আরো lyrics: link
আপনি needed it when I was away
And no matter what I say
Your'll never forget when I wasn't there so
Why should I care?
I'm young but I know that I'm aroused
আপনি know that I care
আপনি should have been there
আপনি know that I care
আপনি should have been there
It doesn't matter where I have gone
I just can't afford to
Pay for all the mistakes that আপনি have made
It's about time I was paid
I'm young but I know that I'm aroused
আপনি know that I care
আপনি should have been there
আপনি know that I care
আপনি should have been there
আপনি know that I care
আপনি should have been there
আপনি know that I care
আপনি should have been there
আপনি know that I care
আপনি should have been there
আপনি know that I care
আপনি should have been there
আরো lyrics: link
And no matter what I say
Your'll never forget when I wasn't there so
Why should I care?
I'm young but I know that I'm aroused
আপনি know that I care
আপনি should have been there
আপনি know that I care
আপনি should have been there
It doesn't matter where I have gone
I just can't afford to
Pay for all the mistakes that আপনি have made
It's about time I was paid
I'm young but I know that I'm aroused
আপনি know that I care
আপনি should have been there
আপনি know that I care
আপনি should have been there
আপনি know that I care
আপনি should have been there
আপনি know that I care
আপনি should have been there
আপনি know that I care
আপনি should have been there
আপনি know that I care
আপনি should have been there
আরো lyrics: link
You're so happy now
Burning a candle at both ends
Your self-loving soothes
And softens the blows you've invented
Breathe in deep, and cleanse away our sins
And we'll pray that there's no God
To punish us and make a fuss
Crack's healing up
Future soul forgive this mess
আপনি wait twenty years
And wind up alone, demented
Breathe in deep, and cleanse away our sins
And we'll pray that there's no God
To punish us and make a fuss
Breathe in deep, and cleanse away our sins
And we'll pray that there's no God
To punish us and make a fuss
আরো lyrics: link
Burning a candle at both ends
Your self-loving soothes
And softens the blows you've invented
Breathe in deep, and cleanse away our sins
And we'll pray that there's no God
To punish us and make a fuss
Crack's healing up
Future soul forgive this mess
আপনি wait twenty years
And wind up alone, demented
Breathe in deep, and cleanse away our sins
And we'll pray that there's no God
To punish us and make a fuss
Breathe in deep, and cleanse away our sins
And we'll pray that there's no God
To punish us and make a fuss
আরো lyrics: link
