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posted by NocturnalMirage
Wheels of Evil – Part 2

She is alone in the shadows. The sunlight is too bright. The forest hides her. Christine is alone under the branches of the Everfree. Nothing moves in the heat. The air is sultry and stifling. The town billows like a mirage in the distance. She can’t go out. The sun’s too warm here. The engine will overheat in minutes. She waits.

The daylight finally gives in to the approaching night. The air is fresh now. Something’s going down in Ponyville. Some kind of social gathering অথবা a parade. She’s not sure which. This will be her night. She feels it.

After a few hours the town quiets down. This is her time! She knows. The ignition switch turns দ্বারা itself. The keys are inside. The 350 block revs up. The V8 engine rattles. Christine waits a few আরো সেকেন্ড until the oil temperature is fine. The gearshift moves to “DRIVE” position. She rolls out of the woods. She enters Ponyville. She’s searching, like in the past six nights. Always looking for the same: a lone figure দ্বারা the road. A lonely soul. A lonely heart. She moves slowly. Veeery slowly. Her headlights are off.

There – a dark silhouette at the distance right ahead… No! Two! Even better! Christine stops. Revs the engine. It’s very loud and eerie. The two figures turn their head towards her. They’re twinkling. They have never seen anything like her. Christine revs the engine again… and again… her crimson body winces every time she does that.

The two silhouettes do not move. The blood freezes in their veins. Christine senses their fear. It gives her strength. It turns her on. She revs the engine one last time. Its rattle fills the air. The figures smell gasoline for the first time.
Suddenly, the twin headlights turn on, bathing everything in cold, white light. The shift clacks into “D” and Christine launches, like a tiger. The rear tires jarring, releasing a মেঘ of smoke and the car accelerates. The two figures freeze down, the distance between them and Christine decreasing rapidly.

Only 60 feet… 50… 40… 30... What the...?

Christine brakes, her rear swings as she stops with screaming tires, right in front of the two figures. She is confused. Now that they are in the বৃত্ত of her headlights, she sees that they are not human… They are আরো like… horses… only smaller… like… ponies!

The first one’s easier. It is odd that her mane and tail is blue and purple nevertheless. The other one is a turquoise pony… with a horn?

They are only a few inches away from Christine’s grille. They feel the heat coming from the V8 engine. The bright headlights are blinding them.

“Wha… What is this, Lyra?!” the টাট্টু with the blue and purple mane asks.

“I don’t know… I’ve never seen anything like this…” the turquoise one replies, shielding her eyes with her hooves.

Wait, what? They TALK???
Christine breaks down in shock. Her headlights flicker. They are only four gloomy circles now. The turquoise টাট্টু is the braver one. She reaches out and softly touches the hood. Her hoof clashes on the reinforced steel. Some kind of a discharge occurs. A spark. The horned টাট্টু recoils, rubs her hoof.

“Ouch!”

“Okay I’ve seen enough! I don’t know what this thing is, but we better get out of here!” the first টাট্টু urges.

“Yes I...” the turquoise one begins, but perks up the ear. “Bon-Bon, do আপনি hear that?

“Hear what? I don’t hear anything. Can we go now?”

“No, wait!” the horned টাট্টু moves closer to the car. She touches the ঘোমটা again. Strokes it gently.

“Tell me আপনি hear that voice, Bon-Bon!” she demands.

“No, I already told you! There’s no voice! Come on, Lyra, let’s go!”

“Sure there is! It’s like a whisper… I can’t quite understand it!

The left door opens. The two ponis wince. Startled from the sudden sound. Lyra takes a step ahead and pokes her head inside. Crimson leather. Mawkish smell comes from the interior. Gauges. Speed-o-meter.
One gauge says: 088657 Mi. The other…

“Hey, look at this! Somepony thinks this thing can go with 120 mi/hour!” Lyra smirks.

“That’s ridiculous! Not even pegasi can fly that fast!” Bon-Bon nods.

“Yeah, right. Ridiculous.” Lyra mumbles but she hops on the leather seat.

Oh is it?

Lyra freezes and looks around nervously.

“Bob-Bon, it’s here again! I hear that voice! In my head!” her face goes ashen because of the recognition. The regal, feminine voice continues.

Do not worry. I won’t bite. Sorry I scared আপনি before. I’ll make it up to you. How about a little trip? I’ll প্রদর্শনী আপনি what I can do.

“What are you?!” Lyra yells loudly.

“Uh… Lyra, who are আপনি talking to?” Bon-Bon inquires with a raised brow.

We’ll talk about that as well. Now… what about that joyride? Come on, big girl, I know আপনি want to. আপনি wouldn’t be sitting in here otherwise.

“I guess so…” Lyra hesitates.

Heh-heh… excellent!

The door closes with a loud, metallic bang. That strange, undiluted smell fills Lyra’s nostrils.

“Wait! What about Bon-Bon?”

She’ll find আপনি soon enough!

The ignition switch turns দ্বারা itself and the V8 block begins to rattle.

Now, let’s go! We have a lot to talk about!

Christine backs up and turns around rapidly. The white steering wheel in front of Lyra moves দ্বারা itself.

“I’m not sure about this…” the turquoise টাট্টু says, biting on her lips. The deep, regal voice giggles.

Hi-hi-hi! Come on, don’t be such a scaredy-cat! Just sit back, relax and enjoy the ride!

Christine turns on her lights. The bright, cool light illuminates a large বৃত্ত on the dirt road. She storms out with jarring rear tires, and Lyra Heartstrings inside, leaving a whirling মেঘ of smoke and dust behind.
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Nikki's car
Nikki's car
Episode 11: Traffic Control

Special guest star: Nikki West from Jade_23

Nikki stopped on Green Drive, পরবর্তি to the auto shop.

 Nikki is drag racing a টাট্টু in this car
Nikki is drag racing a টাট্টু in this car


Nikki: *Sees the টাট্টু in his car* Enjoy that car while আপনি can. It'll be mine once this race is over.
Pony 49: We'll see about that. From here to exit 7 on the round freeway.
Nikki: You're on!

After three seconds, the ponies took off.

Nikki: *Passes under the highway bridge, then the railroad crossing, as she looks back at the টাট্টু racing her* আপনি picked the wrong টাট্টু to race.
Pony 49: *Passes the railroad crossing, then starts to...
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Everyone in this town is fucked up!
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
-Somewhere around April-

Jake - *walk down streets*
Pony - Yo nice delorean!
Driver - I know right.
Jake - Tch. Rich and their fancy cars.
Lilly - নমস্কার Jake! What's up!
Jake - Nothing much bought some stuff now walking back to house. And you?
Lilly - My friend and I were out for some pizza.
Jake - Neat.
Lilly - I know right!

-After the war the Russian scum ran away to Equestria making it filled with Mafia and stuff. People were sick of it.-

-3 days later-

Jake - নমস্কার Lilly wanna go to the part?
Lilly - Sure, always with you.
Jake - Cool!

-It was first time I killed.-

Jake - *knocks to doors*
Lilly - *mumbles*...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by tinkerbell66799
Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The sky was starting to turn dark as রামধনু Dash flew back to the house, where Applejack, and Rarity were waiting for her.

Pierce, and Harry returned. They brought আরো guns, ammo, water, and food.

Applejack: *Nervously pacing the floor* This is taking forever. She should be back দ্বারা now.
Harry: I don't know what to tell আপনি A,J, but, I think your friend-
Rainbow Dash: *Opens the door* Has just returned.
Rarity: Rainbow!
Applejack: We were so worried about you!
Pierce: Are আপনি okay?
Rainbow Dash: Fine, fine. I killed Flim, now we just need to kill Flam, and we're back in 2016.
Harry: What is...
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Twilight: If somebody had told me when I was a blank flank that one দিন I'd give a speech to a class at Celestia's School of Magic, I wouldn't have believed it, but.. I hope that I have been up to the task, because I can tell that all of আপনি are and that the future of Equestrian magic is in good hooves.

Spike: (sarcastically) Wow, hehe. That was even better than the first eleven times.

Twilight: Eh, I don't know, Spike. I'd like to be able to get through the whole speech without looking at the cards.

Spike: Come on, Twilight! আপনি can't be nervous about giving a speech to a bunch of magic students!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: July 2, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 3:00 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete: *Inside the station with everyone* Okay. There's thirteen of us. I will be the referee, and the rest of আপনি must choose your teams. Pierce Hawkins, and Nocturnal Mirage are team captains.
Hawkeye: Okay. *Gets in front of everyone with Mirage* My first pick, Metal Gloss.
Metal Gloss: Yay. *Runs to Hawkeye, and kisses him*
Mirage: Why did I have the feeling আপনি would choose her?
Hawkeye: Because she's my wife.
Mirage: Dan, you're on my team.
Dan: I am very pleased দ্বারা this. *Walks to Mirage*
Hawkeye: Stylo,...
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added by NocturnalMirage
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: May 25, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 9:45 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Percy and Jeff returned to the yards in time to see Hawkeye arrive in a freight train with Stylo.

Hawkeye: *Stops পরবর্তি to Snowflake's tower*
Stylo: Well it looks like Percy and Jeff just got back from fixing track.
Hawkeye: Let's ask them how it went.
Stylo: I'll do that, আপনি go uncouple these engines from the freight cars.
Hawkeye: I did that last time. আপনি do it!
Jeff: *Uncouples the engines from the freight cars with his magic*
Hawkeye & Stylo: *Looking at Jeff*
Jeff: Neither of আপনি wanted to do it,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: May 15, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 10:32 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete, and Hawkeye told their বন্ধু about the auction. Hawkeye also told the other ponies that worked with him.

By the time it was time to go home, Hawkeye stopped in Pete's office.

Hawkeye: How many ponies did আপনি get to যোগদান the auction with us?
Pete: Seven.
Hawkeye: I talked to everyone else. Metal Gloss, Mirage, and Dan have a few items to put up for auction.
Pete: Okay. The auction takes place on the 17th. Remember, we need to make over ten thousand dollars.

And on the দিন the auction took place, it was...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
(Pilot)

WARRNING : I don't mean to offend anyone and everything is only for jokes. No harash feelings.



Welcome to Dan Rants - place filled with my opinion and useless banter!
There will be some offensive stuff and profanity in really small way.
It also include jokes about Canadians. Just kidding Canadians are great.
For first episode I chose something everyone met : community.

Because I dont really consider myself brony anymore doesn't mean I don't take part in community. Let's thru some of basic community members.

The German Brownies - Rare but seen - they প্রণয় a guy with name Adolf and surname...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim, and Julia interrogate the টাট্টু in the Ferrari they chased. When it was over, they spoke to Captain Jefferson in his office.

Captain Jefferson: So he's not part of the Low Riders.
Julia: No sir. He just zoomed past us over 100, and that's how the chase started.
Tim: He ব্যক্ত he was heading to a business meeting, but when he saw us chasing him, he tried to lose us on the highway.
Julia: How long is he going to be arrested for?
Captain Jefferson: 8 years. Attempting to kill আপনি two didn't bring him any justice.

The Low Riders met up across the রাস্তা from the train station around 9 O' Clock....
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Sean and রামধনু Dash stopped their cars outside of the barracks they were going to destroy.

Sean: *Using an MK46, and a Smith & Wesson 500*
Rainbow Dash: *Gets out a Striker Shotgun* Let's do this.
Sean: Okay. There's just one আরো thing we need. *Opens the ট্রাঙ্ক of his car, and grabs a backpack* Time bombs.
Rainbow Dash: আপনি must have a lot in there.
Sean: Enough to destroy a building three times the size of this one. Let's go. *Walks towards the door. It's locked, so he breaks it down with his machine gun*

Song: link

Sean: *Goes in with রামধনু Dash*
Nazis: *Coming from the right*
Rainbow...
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posted by Canada24
MEANWHILE:

Diamond: ONE VOTE!?.. Silver Spoon! আপনি didn't vote for me?!

Silver Spoon: No, I didn't.

Diamond Tiara: But you're my best friend!

Silver Spoon: Am I? 'Cause I tried to help দ্বারা mentioning your 'surprise' statue, and suddenly I wasn't even allowed to speak! আপনি could have actually won this election if আপনি just listened to me. আপনি wanna know how? [whispering] Sorry. I'm not allowed to speak.

Diamond Tiera: (growls and storms off).

AppleBloom: Boy. She seems pretty upset.. We should check on her.

Scootaloo: We don't know that she's upset/. Not to a certainty. All we know for sure, is Diamond lost.

Diamond Tiera: (is heard screaming).

Sweetie Belle: What about now?

Scootaloo: Again, not enough evidence. For all we know, she's being murdered.

Sweetie Belle: (as if this ISN'T a reason a for concern) True enough.

AppleBloom: Yes.. But we should go anyway.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Didont was standing পরবর্তি to his train. It was 9:15.

Nazi Pony: Engineer!! Start your engine!
Didont: *Climbs into his engine's cab*
German Ponies: *Covering up the artillery বন্দুক with tarps*
Didont: *Opens the regulator, and blows the whistle. The train starts moving*

There was wheel spin when the train left, but Didont poured some sand onto the tracks to give his engine আরো traction.

The train was travelling at 30 miles an hour, and most of the surroundings were brick houses.

Meanwhile with the Colonel that we haven't seen since part 2, he was প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে up to the yards where his train was getting...
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