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posted by Canada24
 ^^ "That is some good s***!"
^^ "That is some good s***!"
"Damn!" prime Twilight cried disppointedly.

"Sorry sweetie. But it's offical. There is absolutely nothing, that ANY of my বই can tell me about creating a portal to their universe" prime Twilight ব্যক্ত to prime Pinkie.

"Are আপনি sure!? Maybe we should double look!" prime Pinkie cried, preparing to dig though all the বই they had piled all over the particular room of prime Twilight's house.

"We already did that, two dozen times" prime Twilight replied, holding back her uncharacteristically tense, পরাকাষ্ঠা friend.

prime Pinkie simply groaned in response.

prime Pinkie looked behind her, beliefly checking on the MOV characters.

In a reference to Scary Movie 1, Dragonowitiz turned a fishtank into one of those huge drug bongs, smocking from it as the other MOV characters chanted him on. (in the film, this is the scene when Ghostface arrives seemingly to kill them, but ends up using the bong as well, as he uncharactistically, just hangs out with them).

When Dragonowitiz stopped he stonedly said, "That is some good s***!"

Making the other MOV characters cheer.

prime Pinkie groaned again, at the thought of still being stuck with those three.

"Hey! Check it out we're just different colors! (too prime Twilight and prime Pinkie), Either of আপনি wanna make 'purple'!?" Dragonowitiz cried.

Having gathered what he 'really' ment, the prime characters both studded at the very thought.

"I don't know how much longer I could handle this" prime Pinkie groaned.

"Maybe it's about time we informed Celestia. Maybe she could help handle this" prime Twilight.

"But won't we need 'our' Spike. And isn't he still away?" prime Pinkie asked.

"Not if we see her in person" prime Twilight insisted.

"What!?" prime Pinkie cried.

"She'll never believe us. I mean. how could she" prime Twilight insisted.

"But won't we still need 'our' Spike to inform her we're coming?" prime Pinkie asked.

"I'm back!" prime Spike cried, suddenly appearing at the door, but soon looked shocked as he saw the MOV characters.

"Hey, Spike it's you!" SwagDash cried to Dragonowitiz, who ALREADY out of his stoned state.

"Are আপনি kiddin.. That looks NOTHING like me" Dragonowitiz replied.
Equestria. Have আপনি ever wondered about how some things in that world are how they are today? Well now, আপনি are about to find out. From having fun, in the park, to fighting crime, অথবা evil terrorists, this is the History of Equestria.

Episode 3: Railways

When most ponies decide to travel, অথবা send goods from one place to another, they rely on the train. Freight trains bring in goods, and supplies that ponies need, while passenger trains take ponies from one place to another.

One of Equestria's famous trains is the Friendship Express. It's the only modern passenger train to be powered দ্বারা steam....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a wonderful দিন in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.

Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering আরো ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: আপনি really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot আপনি in the arm! Why aren't আপনি bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord: That's it, you're screwed! Everypony, drop...
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Sweetie Belle was too angry to sleep, and decided to take revenge on Rarity.


SweetieBelle plans to ruin one of Rarity's hats.
Angle on her shoulder: No! Don't do it!
Devil on shoulder: Don't lesson to that sissy. Do it!
Angle: Who আপনি calling a sissy!
Devil: You... Sissy.
SweetieBelle: Guys this isn't helping.
Angle: Look. Look.. Rarity didn't mean it.
SweetieBelle: Wow.. Guess your right..
Angle: That's right. Now just go back to be- *literary gets shot দ্বারা a gun that the devil pulls out*
SweetieBelle: OH MY GOD!
Devil: *points the tiny gun* DO IT! DO IT NOW!
SweetieBelle: *puts hands up* Okay. Okay. Take it.. Take it easy *nervously goes back to ruining the hat*

TO BE CONTAINUED
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posted by Canada24
Too start this story. Lets go back to SEASON ONE...


9PM AT NIGHT:
AppleJack (in one of rare times she's not wearing her hat) is seen tiredly trotting home.
Suddenly a red টাট্টু falls out the sky, and almost hits her.

AppleJack: Saten Twist?
Saten Twist: *drunkily* H নমস্কার applejack (I'm change him to just a Pegasus, not sure why I originally had him an alicorn. But it was cool at the time).
AppleJack: Are আপনি drunk অথবা something?
Saten Twist: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little
AppleJack: *giggles* আপনি really need some sort of intervention. I mean this is third time in one day.

Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged...
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Source: EQD
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Nikki got to the turntable, and was turning her engine around.

Coffee Creme: *Looking at engine, then notices Nikki* Nikki!! *Hugs Nikki*
Nikki: *Hugging back* Good to see আপনি again after all these years.
Coffee Creme: When did আপনি start working for this railway?
Nikki: I don't work here, I work for the Southern Pacific.
Coffee Creme: Oh.
Nikki: But don't worry, I'll be bringing in a lot of trains for y'all. How's Honey Bee? I haven't seen her since she moved out of our neighborhood.
Coffee Creme: She's dead.
Nikki: What?
Coffee Creme: Somepony crashed into her train three years ago.
Nikki: Aw,...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
Wat:
Attempt One and Two

Don't rush, guys.

Wat:
Attempt Three

"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."

"Okay, here have two tickets."

Wat:
Attempt Four

Drunk Applejack

Wat:
Attempt Five

Gilda is a bitch.

Wat:
Attempt Six

Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.

Wat:
Attempt Seven

"There's a মেঘ of--"

"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."

Wat:
Attempt Eight

Ships.

Wat:
Attempt Nine

"Real বন্ধু don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.

Wat:
Attempt Ten

Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.

Wat:
Attempt Eleven

Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....

Wat:
Attempt Twelve

Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 49

Buses Are Worse Than Trains

August 13, 1955

One day, At Mirage's house, he was getting ready for work.

Mirage: *Breathing in fresh air, and looks all around him* Another beautiful day, and আরো time for me to work.
Colts: *Running to...
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After dinner, Bob and Emily took Burt to their home.

Burt: *Looks around* This is nice.
Bob: Thank you. I can tell you're really going to like living with us.
Burt: আপনি got that right. Not only is this a nice place, but it's owned দ্বারা two of the greatest ponies in all of Equestria.
Bob: I'm sure there's somepony better then me, and Emily.
Burt: Nope. Not even Celestia herself can be better than আপনি my friend.
Emily: Well, that's kind of আপনি to say Burt.
Bob: So what do আপনি plan on doing now that you're divorced?
Burt: Good question. I'll most likely সরানো back to Scotland. It's a beautiful country...
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Pinkie Pie:

When I was a little filly and the sun was going down...

Twilight Sparkle: Tell me she's not...

Pinkie Pie:

The darkness and the shadows, they would always make me frown...

Rarity: She is.

Pinkie Pie:

I'd hide under my বালিশ
From what I thought I saw
But Granny Pie ব্যক্ত that wasn't the way
To deal with fears at all

Rainbow Dash: Then what is?

Pinkie Pie:

She said, "Pinkie, আপনি gotta stand up tall
Learn to face your fears
You'll see that they can't hurt আপনি
Just laugh to make them disappear."

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Ponies: *gasp*

Pinkie Pie:

So, giggle at the ghostly
Guffaw at the grossly
Crack up...
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 Frank Pollanchio
Frank Pollanchio
A few hours later in the briefing room in police headquarters.

Briggs: *Shows picture of a pony* Frank Pollanchio. He's forty five years old, and has been the leader of his own gang for about five years now. Sometimes, we see him hanging out at the harbor. Harry Callahan will be making the arrest.
Harry: আপনি want me to arrest him?
Briggs: Yes. You're the best টাট্টু we have for this job.
Harry: Lieutenant, there's something আপনি got to understand-
Briggs: I don't need to understand anything. Just get him.
Harry: Well আপনি can't just stop him, and arrest him. আপনি got to be creative. There's a reason...
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posted by Canada24
"P Please let me go" Scootaloo bagged.

"Not likely. for unless we were told wrong. Your our key to Ditto" Ganger ব্যক্ত evilly.

"No! Please don't hurt Ditto" Scootaloo cried, bagging again.

Ganger just laughed.

"You won't get away with this!" Scootaloo cried, even getting angry.

"Quite!" Ganger ordered, covering his hoof over her mouth.

But Scootaloo responded দ্বারা biting his hoof.

Ganger got angered দ্বারা this, but managed to control himself, he just picked her back up, before she could run off from him having dropped her in pain.

"Enough horsing around" Ganger growled.

Scootaloo just chuckled, "Horsing around". Though rather অথবা not she REALLY thought it was funny, অথবা was just trolling them like Sweetie Belle to Rover, is anyone's guess.
posted by Canada24
"YOUR NOT FUCKIN TOUCHING HER!" Dash screamed, with আরো anger than she ever felt in her life.

"Yeah! Stay back!" Spike added, getting into a fighting stand.

Scootaloo was pulled closer behind them, দ্বারা Dash's tail.

"Give me a break আপনি two, your outnumbered" Ganger replied.

"I don't care! Your not getting my sister!" Cried an, still raged, রামধনু Dash.

"Give it up lady, don't make me hurt you" Ganger warned.

"NEVER!" Dash screamed.

"Very well.. ATTACK!" Ganger cried, and with that, al, the changelings started zipping down towards them.

Thinking fast, Dash grabbed Spike and used him as a flameflower,...
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posted by Moon-Dust12
Many years পূর্বে when Princess Celestia and Princess Luna defeated Discord with the Elements of Harmony Celestia was secretly হৃদয় broken. When they were only teenagers Discord was good she.... loved him. But when he turned she knew it had to be done. But when he returned and Twilight Sparkle and had to turn him to stone with the elements again she couldn't ভালুক it.
She unfroze him and had a gentle pegasus named Fluttershy befriend him. This টাট্টু warmed his হৃদয় and he became good again. Now he joins Celestia in moonlit walks in the দুর্গ gardens but Luna realized something. Celestia was acting...
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posted by NocturnalMirage
Can't fight fate

Seriously. Those of আপনি who have been here for an extended period of time... can't আপনি feel something's not right here? I certainly feel it. Truth to be told, I've been feeling like that for quite a while now. The club is not what it used to be. The RP activity has dropped (when I came here a বছর ago, at least 6-7 Rps were in session, now look at the ফোরাম section!), the fanart activity is decreasing as well and there are barely any new মতামত অথবা ক্যুইজ questions. This was used to be my “happy place”, where I can get away from all the burdens, complexities and ugliness of...
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Source: EQD, deviantart, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, deviantart, joyreactor