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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Previously, Gordon was being too stupid to stop at a red signal. As a result, he was close to crashing into a train.

Gordon: *shuts eyes*
Coffee Creme: *prepares to jump*

But before Coffee Creme jumped, Gordon's train stopped. It was literally half of a centimeter close to the other train.

Coffee Creme: What happened?
Gordon: I don't know, but it's completely unacceptable. Stay here, I'll be back.
Coffee Creme: I wanna go with you.
Gordon: Stay here!! I'll be back!
Coffee Creme: *sits in chair*
Gordon; *walks to other engine* It's so hot. *turns around*
Coffee Creme: *waiting*
Gordon: *comes back* Fuck it, আপনি go find out what's happening.
Coffee Creme: Me?
Gordon: No, Harry Trumare. Yes you, go!
Coffee Creme: *climbs out of cab*
Gordon: *grabs shovel* Take this with আপনি *throws it at Coffee Creme*
Coffee Creme: *grabs shovel*

Shortly after that, the train in front of Gordon started to move. Once it did, Percy drove up to them in a truck.

Coffee Creme: Hi Percy.
Percy: What's up Coffee? I just wanted আপনি to know there was a derailment because of the track's condition. You'll have to wait for me to fix it, and then আপনি can go.
Gordon: What did he say?
Coffee Creme: We have to wait for the tracks to be fixed.
Gordon: Nope. There has to be another way to get to Las Pegasus.
Percy: There isn't unless আপনি want to travel backwards for twenty miles.
Gordon: It'll be quicker than waiting for আপনি to fix the tracks. Get in Coffee Creme.
Coffee Creme: *gets in cab*
Gordon: *driving backwards*
Coffee Creme: How are we going to see which way we're going?
Gordon: When a train crashes into us, then we'll know.
Coffee Creme: Great.
Gordon: Oh, shut up. আপনি got a better idea?
Coffee Creme: Oui. We put the engine on the other side, and we know which way we're going.
Gordon: Nope. That takes too long.

Eventually they were going 70 miles an hour. They would reach the alternate route in no আরো than 15 minutes.

Coffee Creme: I'm surprised we haven't crashed yet.
Gordon: We're not going to.
Coffee Creme: I think we should just go forward. The tracks are probably fixed now.
Gordon: No, they're not. As a matter of fact, we had to wait for them to fix the track.
Coffee Creme: Still, could be worse.

Suddenly, the sound of a crashing train could be heard. Orion crashed into the back of Gordon's train.

(Everybody, say it with me)

Luckily, no one was hurt.

Except for the millions of passengers that probably just died on Orion's passenger train. Luckily, no one important was hurt.

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
We are introduced to one of the police ponies in this fanfiction. Master Sword. He was a corporal, and wanted to be promoted, but the only way to do that was to make thirty arrests. He only needed one more.

Master Sword: Hmm, what have we here? *Sees a mare standing দ্বারা a car*
Night Frizz: *Putting air into one of the tires for her car*
Master Sword: *Puts on sirens*
Night Frizz: What did I do?
Master Sword: *Talking into loudspeaker* Ma'am, আপনি have parked too close to a আগুন hydrant.
Night Frizz: But I'm no where near the আগুন hydrant.
Master Sword: The law says আপনি have to park ten hooves, or...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bob found Burt at the bar. He was drinking some alcohol.

Bob: Burt, may I talk to you?
Burt: Oh, sure thing Bob. What would আপনি like to talk about?
Bob: I heard from your wife that আপনি threatened to beat her up if আপনি saw her again.
Burt: Yes I did. Have আপনি seen her?
Bob: No.
Burt: Oh well. Why don't আপনি have some drinks with me? You'll প্রণয় it.
Bob: How many did আপনি have?
Burt: Oh, about six so far.
Waiter: *Arrives* Would আপনি like another drink?
Burt: Yes, and get one for me friend too.
Bob: Right. I want one too.
Waiter: Coming up. *Goes to get drink*
Bob: So anyway, why would আপনি want to beat...
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Pinkie Pie:Rainbow Dash!
Rainbow Dash:Yes,master!
Trixie:You idiot pony,go and get another of those that আপনি call"pony friends"
Rainbow Dash:Yes,master.*leaves*

Twilight:We must stay together.
Apple Jack:You're damn right.If we leave eachother,Trixie will get us all.
Rainbow Dash:Like to see me here?
Twilight:Rainbow,why are আপনি so...um..grey?
Rainbow Dash:You don't need to know.And I am here to take,Apple Jack.
Twilight:No,if I stop you.
Rainbow Dash:Nothing can stop me now!*takes আপেল Jack*
Apple Jack:Save your self's.
Rarity:Oh,no,they take'd আপেল Jack.
Flutter Shy:Twilight,I am scared.
Twilight:Don't...
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কুইন of Changelings: This দিন is going to be perfect, the kind of দিন of which I've dreamed since I was small, everypony will gather round, say I look lovely in my gown, what they don't know is that I have fooled them all!

Princess Cadence: This দিন was going to be perfect, the kind of দিন of which I've dreamed since I was small, but instead of having cake, with all my বন্ধু to celebrate, my wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all!

Queen of Changelings: I could care less about the dress, I won't partake in any cake! Vows? Well, I'll be lying when I say, that through any kind of weather,...
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