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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Rice, and his gang planned to go to a parking garage. They would dump the body into the ট্রাঙ্ক of another car.

ধান & Mafia: *drive into garage*
Buddy: *parks outside of garage*
Ringo: *parks behind Buddy*
গ্যারেজ owner: *closes door*
Rice: Good work, now come over here.
গ্যারেজ owner: *walks to Rice* Open the ট্রাঙ্ক of that car.
গ্যারেজ owner: What are আপনি doing all this for?
Rice: Open the trunk!!
গ্যারেজ owner: *opens trunk*
Rice: Put that cop in here.
mafia: *puts Sigmund in trunk*
Rice: *locks trunk*
গ্যারেজ owner: *runs off*
Clint: *kills গ্যারেজ owner*

Meanwhile, outside the garage

Buddy: Police! Open up!
Rice: Quick. Hide somewhere!
mafia: *runs off*
Clint: Sir, over here. *hides in car*
Rice: *hides in car*
Buddy: *opens গ্যারেজ door*
Ringo: It's empty.
Click-Clack: Where are they?
Buddy: No idea.
Sigmund: *hitting trunk* Hey! Let me out
Buddy: *goes to trunk* There's no key *shoots lock*
Sigmund: *laying hurt*
গ্যারেজ owner: *stands up*
Buddy: Freeze!!
গ্যারেজ owner: *puts hooves up*
Buddy: How many were here?
গ্যারেজ owner: Ten.
Buddy: Who put Sigmund in this car?
গ্যারেজ owner: I don't know! Some unicorn with glasses.
Buddy: *looks at Sigmund*
Rice: *Drives off*
Buddy: Stay here *runs off*
Rice: *exits garage*
Buddy: *goes to car*

In the পরবর্তি part, আপনি shall witness a car chase!!

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: March 4, 1960
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:40 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Percy: *Goes to Pete's office, and knocks on the door* Sir? May I come in?
Putnam: Who's that? আপনি called the cops on us!!
Pete: I didn't even lay a hoof on the phone.
Amanda: আপনি could have called them before our arrival.
Pete: আপনি came here unexpected.
Percy: *Knocks on the door* Pete, is everything okay?!
Putnam: How does he know your name?
Pete: That's Percy. He worked for me for over ten years, and still does a good job fixing track, and trains in case আপনি were wondering.
Amanda: Did আপনি take our advice...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Video Game Troll

Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed দ্বারা any actors.

Today's game: Grand Theft Auto 5

Fox335: *Driving a Red Coquette through Blaine County*
Kadillack: আপনি know? This is the only good Grand Theft Auto game. Every other game has either bad graphics, অথবা terrible gameplay. Usually, it's both.
klk321: Yo, you're insulting the best video game franchise ever.
Fox335: No, the best game franchise ever is Gran Turismo. আপনি don't have to murder others just to win a race.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*...
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Source: facebook, joyreactor, deviantart
It was time for Big Mac's trail.
And he insisted constantly on his innocence, but the blood over his hooves and crazy look his his eye spoke for itself.
Big Mac: (wearing a cast over his broken arm) It wasn't my idea. It was HER's (reveals Twilight's smarty pants doll to the crowd). She told me to kill them!
Judge: Really!?.. আপনি realize your talking about an toy doll, right?
Big Mac: Hey.. We ALL find প্রণয় in different fashions. And smarty pants will ALWAYS প্রণয় me.
Ditto: আপনি got a lot of problems, don't you?

After Big Mac was voted guilty, Ditto violently throws Big Mac into a prison cell.
Ditto: These people are too soft., if it were up to me, your be shot in the face. অথবা hung to death..
Big Mac: Yeah. Fuck আপনি too!
Ditto: (prepares fist)
Luna: (gently pulls him back) Leave it Ditto.. It's not like the creep is going anywhere.
Ditto: (sighs) Guess your right.

TO BE CONTAINUED
Meanwhile.
Ditto and his group continued searching for Big Mac.
At one point he ran into Tom Foolery.
Tom: Hey. Hey. It's the famish guy.
Ditto: Yeah.. I guess it is.
Tom: Aren't আপনি the chief of police.
Ditto: Uh huh.
Tom: What brings আপনি here?.. All out of ডোনাটস্‌ in Canterlot.
Audience: *laughs*
Ditto: ............ What the hell was that!?
Tom: Sorry. I can't get rid of them.
Ditto: Ahh.. Celestia was complain about the same thing yesterday., she ordered me to scare them off., It took less effect then আপনি might think it would.
Audience: (laughs)
Tom: Anyway. What do আপনি want.. Sir?
Ditto: Well.... I'm...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Special guest তারকা Stephanie from SeanTheHedgehog

Episode 76: Foul Ball
Date: August 11, 1958
Location:...
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posted by BlackPetals
Boo. I've come back from the grave to write আরো যেভাবে খুশী things. Seriously, this time. I believe I've improved as a writer, after several stories a few dozen poems and about ten লেখা classes. So, let's see how this goes.

A slender but sturdy কমলা mare bucked her hind legs, her hooves thumping into a tree. Apples fell like rain, overflowing the buckets and coaxing a smile. A few feet away, a canary-coated mare flinched, letting out a squeak. "It- it's very l-loud..." She mumbled, cheeks pink. The কমলা mate laughed. "Of course it is, Fluttershy. All hard work produces noise." The mare's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
We are introduced to one of the police ponies in this fanfiction. Master Sword. He was a corporal, and wanted to be promoted, but the only way to do that was to make thirty arrests. He only needed one more.

Master Sword: Hmm, what have we here? *Sees a mare standing দ্বারা a car*
Night Frizz: *Putting air into one of the tires for her car*
Master Sword: *Puts on sirens*
Night Frizz: What did I do?
Master Sword: *Talking into loudspeaker* Ma'am, আপনি have parked too close to a আগুন hydrant.
Night Frizz: But I'm no where near the আগুন hydrant.
Master Sword: The law says আপনি have to park ten hooves, or...
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Source: joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor, deviantart
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Source: EQD, joyreactor, deviantart
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joycreator
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bob found Burt at the bar. He was drinking some alcohol.

Bob: Burt, may I talk to you?
Burt: Oh, sure thing Bob. What would আপনি like to talk about?
Bob: I heard from your wife that আপনি threatened to beat her up if আপনি saw her again.
Burt: Yes I did. Have আপনি seen her?
Bob: No.
Burt: Oh well. Why don't আপনি have some drinks with me? You'll প্রণয় it.
Bob: How many did আপনি have?
Burt: Oh, about six so far.
Waiter: *Arrives* Would আপনি like another drink?
Burt: Yes, and get one for me friend too.
Bob: Right. I want one too.
Waiter: Coming up. *Goes to get drink*
Bob: So anyway, why would আপনি want to beat...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con ran to the parking lot where he put his car. The adaptive camouflage was still on, so no one could see it.

Con: *Gets in car* P, set up an airstrike on the Ice Hotel.
P: Roger that.
Zao: *Comes to parking lot*
Chinese Pony7: *Riding snowmobile*
Zao: *Sees snowmobile*
Chinese Pony7: *Crashes into car*
Zao: *sees crash* All units report, now!
Con: *Drives off*
Chinese Pony7: *Shooting at car*
Zao: *Runs to his car, and puts on thermal imaging* I see আপনি now. *Activates machine gun*
Con: *Driving faster*
Zao: *Shoots at Con with machine gun*
Car: Warning: Too much damage. Adaptive Camouflage turned off....
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Pinkie Pie:Rainbow Dash!
Rainbow Dash:Yes,master!
Trixie:You idiot pony,go and get another of those that আপনি call"pony friends"
Rainbow Dash:Yes,master.*leaves*

Twilight:We must stay together.
Apple Jack:You're damn right.If we leave eachother,Trixie will get us all.
Rainbow Dash:Like to see me here?
Twilight:Rainbow,why are আপনি so...um..grey?
Rainbow Dash:You don't need to know.And I am here to take,Apple Jack.
Twilight:No,if I stop you.
Rainbow Dash:Nothing can stop me now!*takes আপেল Jack*
Apple Jack:Save your self's.
Rarity:Oh,no,they take'd আপেল Jack.
Flutter Shy:Twilight,I am scared.
Twilight:Don't...
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posted by shadowknuxgirl
কুইন of Changelings: This দিন is going to be perfect, the kind of দিন of which I've dreamed since I was small, everypony will gather round, say I look lovely in my gown, what they don't know is that I have fooled them all!

Princess Cadence: This দিন was going to be perfect, the kind of দিন of which I've dreamed since I was small, but instead of having cake, with all my বন্ধু to celebrate, my wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all!

Queen of Changelings: I could care less about the dress, I won't partake in any cake! Vows? Well, I'll be lying when I say, that through any kind of weather,...
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