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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After Jeanne went, a bunch of other ponies went, and I was back to being bored.

Mrs. Stricker: *returns to mic*
Rafe: (Is that it? Can we go now?)
Mrs. Stricker: *shows book* Can anyone tell me what this is?
Rafe: (No!)
Miller: Yeah. A complete waste of time.
Mrs. Stricker: This is the Hills Village Middle School Code Of Conduct. Everything আপনি need to know about behaving in school is in this book.
Teachers: *giving বই to students*
Mrs. Stricker: When আপনি recieve yours, open up to page one, and follow along with me.

Then, she started পাঠ করা veeery slowly.

Mrs. Stricker: Section one: Hills Village Middle School Dress Code.
Teacher: Here *gives book to Rafe*
Rafe: *goes all the way to the back* What?

There were 16 sections, and 26 pages in this entire book! In other words, we were going to be lucky to get out of this assembly in time for Christmas. It was like Mrs. Stricker, and every single teacher was trying to get us bored to death.

Rafe: *looks at Leo*
Leo: *drawing in book*
Rafe: What are আপনি doing?
Leo: Just drawing. I'll প্রদর্শনী আপনি the picture when I'm done.
Mrs. Stricker: Section 2: Prohibited items. No students shall bring any electronic equipment not intended for class purposes. This includes cell phones, I-Pods, cameras, laptops...

The whole thing went on, and on, and on. দ্বারা the time we got to section 6: Grounds for Expulsion, my brain was turning into guacamole, and I'm pretty sure my ears were bleeding too.

As far as I could tell, this little green book in my hoof was just one long তালিকা of ways I could get into trouble from now, until the end of the year.

Leo: *drawing*
Rafe: *listening to Mrs. Stricker*
Leo: Hey. *shows picture* What do আপনি think?

His picture was him, wearing a hat, sunglasses, and headphones. He was standing on his back legs, while carrying a laptop with his left hoof, and had nun chucks in his other hoof. At the bottom, it ব্যক্ত Rules Are Made For Breaking.

Rafe: It's great.

And then, that's when I got my idea. My really, stupendous, really, really, big idea. I would break every single rule in that book. Leo knew exactly what I was thinking.

Leo: Go for it. Just pick something out of the book, and get started.
Rafe: Right now?
Leo: Why not? What are আপনি waiting for? *opens book* Ah, this is perfect.
Rafe: I can't do that! What if someone gets hurt?
Leo: How does this hurt anyone? Except,.maybe you.
Rafe: That's not helping.
Leo: Listen. You're never going to be a jock, a candidate, অথবা whatever. *show rule book* This on the other hand is something আপনি can do.
Rafe: I don't know.
Leo: Or, আপনি can keep going the way আপনি are, and every দিন can be just like this one. It might not be so bad, but there are one hundred, and eighty school days in a year.
Rafe: Ok, ok! *gets up*

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(To the tune of heart-shaped box দ্বারা Nirvana)

Sitting দ্বারা the door waiting for আপনি to come back, I`ve hated so much my red hair has turned black.
For countless weeks, I have trapped myself in fear and priceless bread. Just waiting for the chance to rest my little head.

Chorus: If their is any দেবদূত left, I got a harsh request. Don`t stop to hesitate!!! Theirs little fillies who have to pray and wait.(x3)

My green foal`s breath has cut through my flawless mane. I have no আরো urges to play our silly game.
I wish i could pay your debt, when আপনি ask to forget.

Chorus: If their is any দেবদূত left, I got a harsh request. Don`t stop to hesitate!!! Theirs little fillies who have to pray and wait. (x3)
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Source: Obviously Not Me...
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, গুগুল প্রতিমূর্তি
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Source: To their rightful owners
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Source: Original Owners... NOT ME
posted by SomeoneButNoone
Dan : but... but... but... JADE!
Jade : hell yea...
Shadow : wait a second... but... আপনি was in Africa
Jade : I heard that guys kicking your গাধা soo...
Shadow : oh well...
Dan : but... how... where... WHAAAT!
Jade : no time to lose lets GO!
Yes its her, best double agent in the world, If she wants to kick our corp. asses... she gonna DO IT... but she with us now...
Dan : আপনি right!
Everypony start running to the small hallway and they jump into truck
Jade : GO GO GO!
Driver : *move truck*
The truck goes to the city then to the black alley
Dan : Jade... where w-
Jade : *put gun to Dan Head* shut up! now...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Sunset Shimmer's car, stolen দ্বারা Braeburn
Sunset Shimmer's car, stolen by Braeburn
Braeburn was out of the tournament, and was very angry.

Sergi: *parks car*
Braeburn: *walks toward Sergi's car*
Apyr: We got company
Braeburn: *carrying baseball bat*
Sergi: Well, we're outta here *floors it*
Braeburn: Oh no আপনি don't!! *runs to car* Give me your car!!
Sunset Shimmer: No, get lost!
Braeburn: *hits Sunset Shimmer with bat*
Sunset Shimmer: *Knocked Out*
Braeburn: *steals car*

Sergi was driving toward the highway out of Canterlot

Braeburn: *gets behind Sergi*
Apyr: Are আপনি kidding me?
Sergi: What's the matter?
Apyr: Braeburn is following us!
Braeburn: GET BACK HERE!!
Police: *sees car chase*...
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posted by NeonInfernoLord
Funny how a town filled with so much joy could befall to such a deadly game…

It was total darkness in…wherever she was. Her eyes adjusted somewhat to it but as far as she knew she was in a hole. She tried to সরানো but she realized her entire lower body was encased inside of something. It was so snug until the point that she couldn't even feel her lower body.

"H-hello!? Rarity!? Scootaloo!?" Sweetie Belle screamed out but couldn't make anything out in the vacant abyss. She let out little whimpers as another voice rang from her side.

"S-sweetie Belle, I'm right here!" The voice of Scootaloo rang...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh আপনি from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this টাট্টু
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are আপনি doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did আপনি do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna evil!
Con: আপনি sick asshole *hits russian*
Russian pony:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
They reached the house, but it seemed vacant.

Harry: Let's check in the alley. *goes in*
Peter: *follows*
Harry: *looks in house*
Peter: আপনি see anyone?
Harry: Yeah *looks at mare* And she's naked.
hobos: *hit Harry* What do আপনি think you're doing perv? We oughta call the cops on you!
Harry: I am the cops
hobos: *beat up Harry*
Peter: That's enough! San Franciscolt Police Department!
hobos: *stand near wall*
Harry: Let them go. We gotta check somewhere else.
operator: Inspector 71, আপনি there?
Harry: Yeah. What's up?
operator: We've got a প্রতিবেদন of a টাট্টু trying to commit suicide on the TransEquestria...
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*This story shall be divided into two parts, both of them bearing a similar aspect to the সেকেন্ড story of সিন্ড্রেলা II: Dreams Come True. I hope that আপনি will all enjoy this. I apologize for it being too long.*

It was a great sunny দিন in Ponyville. Everyone was doing their usual business, whether it be doing work, talking to others, অথবা just relaxing their দিন away. As we get to the schoolhouse, we see the little colts and fillies come running out of the door. But why? Because school was out for the summer! Everyone there was very happy to leave so they could hang out with each other আরো often....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In case আপনি are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a রাস্তা to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a টাট্টু get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the টাট্টু was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then they got in a old hearse, and drove away. "One agent down two to go." the driver said. "Who are we killing next?" the কমলা stallion asked. "Our পরবর্তি target is a yellow Alicorn that lives right here." The driver...
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Stormy: That's enough Discord!!
Discord: nothing is enough for me!
Score: (picks up Nikki and takes her behind some bushes) I'm so sorry Nikki, *sniff* hang on there! (Goes back to fight)
Stormy: Your never gonna get away with this!
Discord: I already got away with this! BWAHAHAHAHA!!
Score: Well? What are আপনি waiting for? Stab me if আপনি can.
Discord: Very Well, (picks up Score) ready?
Score: Rea-
Stormy: WAIT!!!!
Score: Stormy?! What are আপনি doing?!?
Stormy: Listen Discord, আপনি are-
Discord: So powerful? So Handsome? So evil?
Stormy: uhhh..no
Discord: Then what am I?
Score: Don't listen to her! Stab me!...
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posted by savana89
"rain bow dash!!!"
"hu pinky? what is it?"
"your sister is back"
"WHAT BUT HOW!!!!"
"i dont know shes coming-(passes out on grond)
"hello dashy my little sister WHO PUT A CURS ON ME AND BAND ME WITH YOUR বন্ধু but i forgive আপনি now"
"uh.....i missed you?"
"aw i missed আপনি to do আপনি need any help dashy"
"ya can আপনি um(looks aroud) can আপনি clear all the clouds for me?"
"oh yes dashy(flys away)"
"i need to tell that egg head"
LATER
"SPIKE,take a leter"
"ok"
"D-"
"ill do it"
"ok"
"dear princesses, my sister is back আপনি must come save us befor it happens from rain bow"
"hmm that was sort"
"whatever"
"oh dear sister whats going on ARE আপনি SENDING A LETTER TO THE PRINESSES!!!"
"no no not at all(spikes sends the leter) its a letter to my... docter"
"ok dashy ill be back!"