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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After Con was tortured, he was left in a prison cell. The Chinese drowned him, whipped him, and they nearly set him on fire.

Con: *Resting in cell*
Chinese Mare: *Opens cell door*
Con: What do আপনি want now?
Chinese Mare: Come with me. *Walks down hallway*
Con: *Follows Chinese Mare*
Chinese Ponies: *Pointing বন্দুক at Con*
Con: *Staring at Chinese Ponies*
Chinese Mare: *Opens door* Step inside please.
Con: *Goes past door*
Chinese Mare: *Follows Con while closing door*
Gustav: Mr. Mane, please sit.
Con: *Sits down*
Gustav: As আপনি can probably tell, the Japanese are a very good ally to your so called, country.
Con: Yeah. We've been allies with them after we bombed Hiroshima, and Nagasaki.
Gustav: Well, they have made a deal to bring one of my soldiers back here, in exchange for you. The Japanese will bring আপনি to back to Canterlot from where we make the exchange, and sooner অথবা later, you'll most likely be back to trying to kill me.
Con: আপনি better believe it. May I ask আপনি a question?
Gustav: What?
Con: What is the name of the soldier you're getting back?
Gustav: Zao. Get him into the truck.
Chinese Soldiers: *Taking Con to truck*

Once Con was in the truck, they took him to a bridge, where the Chinese, North Korea, and Russian border met. On one side of the bridge was Con, and the Chinese. The other side had the Japanese, and Zao.

Gustav: Alright. Have Zao walk across slowly. Once we get him back, আপনি may have Con!
Japanese General: Very well. Go.
Zao: *Slowly walking across bridge*
Chinese Ponies: *Watching*
Zao: *Gets to China's side*
Japanese General: Now আপনি bring Con to us.
Gustav: Go!
Con: *Walks across bridge*
Zao: SLOWER!!
Con: *Walks slower*
Japanese Ponies: *Watching*
Con: *Gets to Japanese side*
Gustav: আপনি have what আপনি want, and so do we. Goodbye.
Japanese General: *Bows*
Chinese Ponies: *Leaving*
Japanese General: We're glad to see you're নিরাপদ Mr. Mane.
Con: Arigato General.
Japanese General: Now let's get আপনি back home.

There wasn't an airport within miles of their location, but when they did find one, Con was able to get a flight back to Cantelot. All expenses were paid দ্বারা the Japanese.

At the Canterlot airport.

Con: *Leaves airplane*
S: 0007. Good to see আপনি again.
Con: Good to see আপনি too S. I thought আপনি were turning into an adult dragon.
S: Nah, that was just false information. The doctor ব্যক্ত they got my test mixed up with another dragon's test.
Con: Well, I guess that's a good thing, since you're back to being my Quartermaster. Whatever happened to Sydney?
S: Sydney P. Johnson is back to being T. Now, if you'll step into my car, we'll go back to headquarters.
Con: *Gets in S's car* Aren't আপনি too short to drive?
S: Nope. *Gets in* I put buttons on the steering wheel that can control the car's speed.
Con: Just like a videogame. We oughta play one of those soon.
S: আপনি just don't stop with the jokes, do you?
Con: Nope.
S: *Drives car*

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 S's car
S's car
Saten: So, in conclusion, I believe the painful sensation felt after passing a meal of spicy chillies is proof that the rectum does possess the sense of taste.

Trixie: ... I concur, but আপনি changed the subject. What are we doing for hearts and hoove’s Day?

Saten: ....... Oh, আপনি caught that, did you?

Trixie: Come on Saten, আপনি know I can only be for so long., It was part of the deal... And I don't remember the last time আপনি even did anything romantic?

Saten: Sure I do.. I got আপনি that flower.

Trixie: It was Poison Joke.

Saten: How was I suppose to know that!?

Trixie: It had a sign saying it was...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 23, 1960
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 6:58 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss were driving to work. Hawkeye was still thinking about what happened yesterday with Rachael.

Metal Gloss: What's wrong? আপনি seem uncomfortable.
Hawkeye: It's the টাট্টু visiting from Kansas City.
Metal Gloss: Rachael? What happened with her?
Hawkeye: She wants me to তারিখ her, but I told her we were married. I have a feeling she thinks I hate her, but I don't. I just want to be বন্ধু with her. What do I tell her?
Metal Gloss: *Leans toward Hawkeye* আপনি tell her what আপনি think is right....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: Tom, আপনি already ব্যক্ত that in the start of the last episode. Come up with something new for once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Like what?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anything!
Tom: Hmmm...

Three মিনিট later, this song was playing: link

Master Sword: *Hanging off the edge of a cliff above four sharks that want to eat him* THIS IS...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 17, 1960
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 5:54 PM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

The sun was setting, as Anthony sat on the station platform with Ryan, and Donut, waiting for their পরবর্তি assignments.

Michael: *Storms out of the station, and looks at Anthony* আপনি cause an accident on my line, and don't tell me anything?!!?
Anthony: Roger ব্যক্ত he was going to tell you. He didn't check the coupling between our train, and engines.
Michael: He ব্যক্ত আপনি were to check them! I don't know if this is going to be common with আপনি now, but if আপনি keep forgetting to do your work, I'll have আপনি fired!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Canterlot Highway Patrol is a very busy organization, protecting everyone on, and around the highways of Canterlot. Of course, there are some ponies that despise them, and call these police ponies Chips, অথবা chippies for short.

Jon Baker, and Frank Poncherello, two CHP officers, were riding Harley Davidson মোটরসাইকেল on one of the highways.

Jon: *Riding his motorcycle পরবর্তি to Frank* It sure is a nice day.
Frank: Not just with the weather, but with the activity. Things are going easy for us.

A blue GT500 passed them going over 80.

Jon: *Rides his motorcycle after the car*
Frank: *Following...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic রামধনু as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

It was a regular দিন at the fort. Wrangler Jane walked into Captain Parmenter's office.

Captain Parmenter: *Signing papers, but when he sees Jane, he drops...
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As I managed to escape. The other two continued fighting.

Trixie continued trying to stab her, AppleBloom, at one point, managed to knee her in the stomach, making her bend over in pain.

AppleBloom found the bat and hit Trixie really hard, saying it was for Sweetie Belle.

But Trixie was somehow able dodged all her other swings.

Trixie punched her in the stomach, but AppleBloom ignored the pain as well.

Trixie attempted to stab AppleBloom but she dodged it.

Ten মিনিট of fighting, later:

AppleBloom was clearly growing আরো tired.

At one point, Trixie punched her really hard on the side of her the head....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 7, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:38 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Jeff went into Pete's office at the station.

Jeff: আপনি wanted to see me sir?
Pete: Yes. Let me ask আপনি a question. What do আপনি know about the Lehigh Valley Railroad?
Jeff: Not much. All I know about it is that it's a short railway in the east coast. Why are আপনি asking me about it?
Pete: There's a shortage of track repairers in Neigh Jersey. You'll be taking an airplane from this city into Jersey City. From there, a stallion with a sign of both the Union Pacific, and Lehigh Valley logo will be there waiting...
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I ran out of the কাপকেক factory, and back to where my scooter was. Unfortunately, it wasn't there.

Scootaloo: Hey! What the- *Sees another টাট্টু riding her scooter* Bring that back here!!
Pony on Scootaloo's Scooter: Nope!!
Scootaloo: if i had fingers-
Guards: Stop right there!
Scootaloo: *Running towards the the down slope on the mountain* রামধনু Dash ব্যক্ত there would be a lot of snow, so I'll ski down here to escape them.
Pony: *Getting ready to ski down the hill* Ah. What a glorious দিন for-
Scootaloo: *Punches the pony, and steals his skis*
Pony: getting.. stuff.. stolen from me.
Guard...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, EQD
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 A Lunicorn Continental, the My Little টাট্টু version of a Lincoln.
A Lunicorn Continental, the My Little Pony version of a Lincoln.
Gordon, and Case বিস্কুট got in a black Lunicorn Continental. They were heading to the airport to deliver cocaine.

Gordon: The airport shouldn't be far away. Turn on the radio if you'd like.
Case Cracker: *turns on radio and begins to খুঁজুন for a station* Sounds like a lotta static.
Gordon: Maybe because this car is old. *Stops at red light* Let me try. *turns onto 98.1* This radio station has a lot of rock & roll, but right now they're playing a commercial.
Announcer: Behold, the best cars আপনি could ever ask for, from Chevronet. Chevronet has made many enjoyable cars, from the Belair to...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Previously, when রামধনু Dash, and her বন্ধু found the treasure, they also noticed their ship was missing. When the diamond সারমেয় arrived, they গাউন the ship.

Rainbow Dash: *Runs onto the সৈকত with her friends*
Leaf Pile: This is not good.
Erik: What are we going to do?
Rainbow Dash: I think I know what we can do. Me, and Leaf Pile will fly onto the ship, and আপনি ইউনিকর্ণ can teleport yourselves, as well as our earth ponies, and we fight whoever গাউন our ship.
Applejack: If only I wasn't an earth pony.
Max: Be careful what আপনি wish for.
Erik: Hey, I don't mind not having wings, অথবা a horn....
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SCENE 1:
Saten: *drunkily* H নমস্কার Applejack
AppleJack: Are ya drunk অথবা something?
Saten: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little
AppleJack: *giggles* Y'all really need some sort of intervention. Ah mean this is the third time this week.
(Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged her, even though it was clear applejack wasn't completely comfortable with it.)
Saten: I I প্রণয় আপনি Applejack. Let's grow old together in everyway. (demonic voice) EVERY-WAY!
AppleJack *trying to push him off her*: Yeah.. About that.. Look. We only been on 'one' date. It didn't even end well,. But since then. Ya showed up at my house four...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
রামধনু Dash, Rarity, and applejack got to the island with the five ponies on the pirate ship. They walked off the ship after putting down the anchor, and were on the island.

Leaf Pile: We're here. Now let's get that pirate map, and look for the treasure.
Rarity: *Realizes something* Oh, about the treasure map.
Leaf Pile: Yes Rarity?
Rarity: Remember when we were dumping Hungry's body over the edge, and into the ocean?
Erik: আপনি didn't leave the map with her.
Larry: Did you?
Rarity: Well, আপনি see... Yes.
Donut: Darn it!
Leaf Pile: Now how are we supposed to find the treasure?!
Rainbow Dash: Stay...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
পরবর্তি morning, Joe arrived at his job late.

Boss: *Watching workers unload boxes from a small freight train*
Worker: That's the last one sir.
Boss: Good work.
Worker: Okay man, we got all the boxes out of your train.
Engineer: Thanks. *Rings ঘণ্টা on his locomotive as he drives the train away from the depot*
Joe: *Arrives* Sir, I'm sorry for arriving late.
Boss: Don't worry about it. I got something to tell you.
Joe: What?
Boss: Important cargo is coming here from St. Foalis দ্বারা helicopter.
Joe: Why is it coming all the way from there?
Boss: No one else would send it.
Joe: What is it anyway?
Boss:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In St. Foalis, two ponies climbed into a helicopter on শীর্ষ of a building.

Orion: *Sits in pilot's seat*
Snowflake: *Sits পরবর্তি to Orion*
Pony: *Gives manifest to Orion* আপনি two need to get some oil to a trucking depot in Trenton Neigh Jersey.
Orion: All the way in Neigh Jersey? What for?
Pony: It's needed দ্বারা a town দ্বারা there, and we're the closest company that can get it to them. Better start flying.
Orion: *Starts up helicopter*
Snowflake: Why did I let আপনি talk me into this?
Orion: Because it's a fun job.
Snowflake: We're pegasi. We don't need to fly these things.
Orion: Well I like it. *Gets...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic রামধনু as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

A golf course was just constructed in Ponyville. Otis, and Chip were playing against each other.

Chip: Watch this. I'm gonna hit the ball with the 3 wood, and it's gonna hit the flag pole, and go right into the hole.
Otis: But we're already on the fairway, and you'll just hit the ball out of bounds.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: Just watch me! *Grabs 3 wood, and hits the ball*

The ball rocketed to the flagpole. It hit the pole, and fell into the hole....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on রাস্তা corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing পরবর্তি to Double Scoop*
Tom: আরো ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands পরবর্তি to...
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