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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Lady took Con to her house.

Lady: How are আপনি going to get us back here without a time machine?
Con: With this *Shows remote* I just have to hit the button on here, and we're back into the বছর 2014.
Lady: What does the future look like?
Con: Not as good as 1958, I'll tell আপনি that. Are আপনি ready?
Lady: Yes.
Con: Alright. Here we go. *Hits button*

It worked. Con, and Lady returned to Canterlot on the বছর 2014.

P: Well done Con. That was quick.
Lady: *Looking around* This is a nice place আপনি have here.
P: Thank আপনি Lady. This cost us a lot of money.
Lady: I see.
P: Now, we're going to have আপনি do some target practice for us.
Lady: Just me?
P: Both of you. Our target range is further down the hallway. Mr. Foust will meet আপনি there.
Lady: Thank you. *Goes to firing range*
Con: *About to go*
P: আপনি Con, are going to do another type of firing range.
Con: What?
P: I want আপনি to go meet S in his lab.
Con: Uh, sir, why can't I go in the firing range with Lady?
P: Because I don't want আপনি making fun of her if she misses any of the targets.
Con: Wow. আপনি don't know me at all. *Goes to lab*

Later.

Terrorist 64: *Shooting bullets*
Con: *Hiding behind wall*
Terrorist 64: *Moving towards Con*
Con: *Shoots Terrorist in the head*
Terrorists: *Running out of room, and into hallway*
Con: *Shoots both terrorists, then runs into room*
Terrorist Leader: *Holding P hostage* Put your gun down, অথবা he dies!
Con: *Shoots P, then shoots Terrorist*
S: Stop the simulation!
Lab Ponies: *Stop simulation*
Con: How did I do?
S: Well, আপনি shot P which isn't a good thing at all.
Con: It wasn't that bad. Just a small flesh wound.
S: Bullshit. *Goes into room*
Con: *Follows S* আপনি ever heard of the firing range sir Quarter Master?
S: Yeah, well it's called the future 0007, so get used to it.
Con: *Looks around room* So, this is where they keep the old relics, eh?
S: I'll have আপনি know this is where our most modern technology is built.
Con: *Makes ছুরি point out of shoe* Mh, hmm. *Touches knife* Pointy.
S: Do আপনি have to touch everything?
Con: Does this still work? *Turns on jetpack*
S: *Turns off jetpack* Now look.
Con: So what is this stuff?
S: I'm trying to get to that. But first, follow me. *Goes towards train track*
Con: *Follows S*
S: *Hits button on remote*

A small flatcar came rolling towards them.

S: Your new ride.
Con: আপনি don't expect me to drive this, do you?
S: What? This? *Hits another button*

A car suddenly appeared on the flat car.

S: We have fit in a cloaking device, অথবা an adaptive camouflage device, onto this car.
Con: Great.
S: আপনি think that's great? Watch this. *Turns on weapons* Rockets, and two types of machine guns. Flip over the headlights, and out comes the machine gun. Then, there's a Automatic machine gun.
Con: Why is it called the automatic machine gun?
S: Watch, and learn. *Throws book in air*

The automatic machine বন্দুক shot the book.

Con: I like this car.
S: I knew আপনি would.
P: *Arrives* I see আপনি two are getting along.
Con: Why wouldn't we?
P: Just a guess about what happened earlier. That's all. Now Con, you, and Lady must get to the North Pole, and find out what that special weapon of their's is. Once আপনি do, tell us about it, then eliminate Gustav.
Con: We won't let আপনি down.

2 B continued
 Con's car
Con's car
added by tinkerbell66799
Source: My Little টাট্টু
added by shadirby
Source: Original Owners
posted by karinabrony
 Babs Seed
Babs Seed
Babs Seed~

[Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo]
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[Apple Bloom]
First, we thought that Babs was so really, really sweet
A new friend to have, and it seemed like such a treat
[Scootaloo]
But then, we found the truth; she's just a bully from the east
She went from Babs, yeah, to a bully and a beast
[Apple Bloom]
Everywhere we turn, she's just a step ahead
[Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo]
Babs Seed, Babs Seed, what we gonna do?
Got a bully on our tail
Gotta hide, we gotta bail
Babs Seed, Babs Seed, if she's after you
Gotta run, we gotta...
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posted by Canada24
 (these three will be paired up for most of the story)
(these three will be paired up for most of the story)
A FEW WEEKS LATER!

Jappleack finally ended up telling about her adventures in Prime Ponyville, as Pinkie and Dragonowitiz finally seemed interested, for whatever reason.

"Did আপনি see me!?" Dragonowitiz cried excitedly.

"No. Just Twilight and myself" Jappleack replied.

"Oh well.. Still sounds so totally far out" Dragonowitiz replied.

Jappleack also had the pair of them promise not to go into the portal. They both agreed not to. Feeling satisfied Jappleack started leaving.

"I'm going in the portal" Dragonowitiz announced, the direct moment Jappleack left them.

Pinkie gasped "But Spiiiiike.. আপনি sai-...
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posted by applejackrocks1
It was 5:00 in the morning, everypony was sleeping. BUT, Applejack, who is a hard worker, was already showered and working on feeding the animals. She fed the Chickens, geese, turkeys, Parrots, cows, pigs, ducks, and of course, her pet Winona. She yawned as she head back into the House. She looked around, wondering what to feed her family...

Applejack: Hmmm....OH! I GOT IT!

Little Applebloom walked slowly into the kitchen...

AB: Sis? What are আপনি doing up so early?
Applejack: Just making breakfast, that's it...*grabs eggs*
AB: OH! Can we have bacon??!
Applejack: Sorry sis, we don't have enough money...
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posted by Magicalgirl12
Once upon a time there lived a টাট্টু named Trixie. Trixie was a প্রদর্শনী off and she act to everyone that she was the best at magic আরো than any other unicorn. She treated everybody in ponyville horrible. When they saw Twilight Sparkle put the Ursa Major's' baby back in the cave with her powerful magic. They were all amazed. When that happened they started making fun of Trixie. Trixie couldn't take any আরো of it and she ran far away from ponyville. She ran and ran. She was getting hungry and thirsty. She needed some খাবার and some water. She walked to a small টাট্টু village. She could hardly walk...
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AUTHOR NOTE Hey everypony! Ive finally written the Grimdark story i promised you. There will be some কাপকেক shoutouts, so if আপনি haven't read Cupcakes, please do. মতামত will be very much appreciated!
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Rainbow Dash's body was found in the Sugarcube Corner's basement দ্বারা the Cakes. Most of the organs were missing, the wings had been torn off, and the face and cutiemark had been cut off. The Royal Guards were alerted and Pinkie was caught and imprisoned. Even though Pinkie ব্যক্ত she was sorry, her expression ব্যক্ত a different story. A week after...
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Continuation to Drawing Destiny. I got bored, so yeah. Just like the পূর্ববর্তি installment, its based on creepypastas, আরো specifically Jeff the Killer. Please মতামত and stuff.
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Rarity's funeral was a week after her remains were found. Twilight had discovered the corpse in the boutique when she had gone searching for a type of gem to use in a spell. Hidden behind a পালঙ্ক she discovered Sweetie Belle. She had bloodshot eyes and was trembling uncontrolablly. Twilight, the Royal Guards, even Princess Celestia had all attempted to interview the traumatized filly, but it was all in vane. After...
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My Little Pony,
My Little টাট্টু ,
What is friendship all about?
My Little Pony,
My Little Pony,
Friendship is magic!
(My Little Pony)
I used to wander what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until আপনি all shared this magic with me.
When I was young I was to busy to make any friends.
Such silliness did not seem worth the effort it expends.
But my little ponies আপনি opened up my eyes.
And now the truth is crystal clear as spendid summer skies.
And it's such a wonderful surprise.
(My Little Pony)
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until আপনি all shared its magic with me.
When danger...
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added by karinabrony
Ok. This is my first প্রবন্ধ based on my opinion. If আপনি want me to write another প্রবন্ধ on something else, feel free to ask me.

The topic in প্রশ্ন right now: Cloppers

Yes আপনি heard me cloppers. If আপনি don't know what a clopper is, it is a person who masturbates to the Pornographic version of My Little টাট্টু (pictures, videos, games, etc.)

When I see bronies bashing other bronies because they are cloppers, it sickens me. What ever happened to the motto, "Love and Tolerate?" Yet bronies are not tolerating cloppers.

If আপনি notice there is a clopper, why should that bother আপনি in anyway? It's...
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added by tinkerbell66799
Source: মাই লিটল পনি ফ্রেন্ডশিপ ইজ ম্যাজিক
 Dan, someonebutnoone's OC. Picture done দ্বারা Disneyfan333
Dan, someonebutnoone's OC. Picture done by Disneyfan333
Since Twilight Sparkle became a princess, she made some idiotic decisions. She tried to steal Pinkie Pie's treasure in Pinkie's Treasure Hunt, but now she created a law that made many ponies go apeshit. No টাট্টু can drink alcoholic beverages. Many ponies formed a mafia, and there were six of them in Manehattan. The Ponyville mafia was lead দ্বারা রামধনু Dash, and Dan. The Manehattan mafia was lead দ্বারা a টাট্টু named Nickel Lesscage. A russian mafia lead দ্বারা Boris. A Mexican Mafia lead দ্বারা John who somehow survived being killed দ্বারা a flaming sattelite. The Japanese mafia is lead দ্বারা an alicorn named Fuku,...
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added by tinkerbell66799
Source: Original Owners
added by karinabrony
Source: Equestria Daily
added by tinkerbell66799
added by MoonlitTerror
Source: pegasister223