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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bob, and Emily returned home.

Emily: Well, that was a fun cruise.
Bob: *Being sarcastic* Yeah, especially the part where যেভাবে খুশী ponies ask for যেভাবে খুশী items.
Emily: Perhaps some TV might help you. *Turns on TV* Let's see what's on.
TV Pony: Walt ডিজনি has gone bankrupt creating the movie Frozen, which turned out to be the worst animated film ever.
Emily: Enjoy that, I'm gonna go get groceries. *Leaves apartment*
Bob: Yeah, but I'm not watching a review about some stupid cartoon that nopony likes. *Changes channel*

Ponies On The Rails came on the television

Gordon: *Loading baggage on train*
Pete: *Parks car in parking lot*
P.S.M: Gordon, your boss is here.
Gordon: How do আপনি know? *sees Pete's car* Oh no.
Bob: *Changes channel*

The Seventh Scroll came on.

Bartholomew: I think we're here.
Javelin: My flat's over there in that building. *they walk up there and find the door open* Oh no... this can't be good...
Bob: Don't care *Changes channel*

A channel that played classical TV shows came on.

Bob: Oh good. I'm watching Adam 12.

25 মিনিট later.

Emily: *Returns* Bob, this isn't what আপনি were watching when I left.
Bob: I know, I changed the channel.
Emily: *Sees TV* What are আপনি watching?
Bob: The classics. Right now, they're playing an episode of Emergency, and the আগুন department has to run around Los Pegasus saving ponies.
Emily: Interesting, but it's almost ten O' clock. Don't আপনি normally sleep at that time of night?
Bob: *sees Clock* Oh, you're right. *Turns off TV* I have almost forgotten.

পরবর্তি morning at work

Bob: *Sitting in office*
Boss: *Knocks on door*
Bob: Come in.
Boss: *Enters room*
Bob: Hello sir. What can I do for you?
Boss: First of all, I wanna welcome আপনি back.
Bob: Well, thank you.
Boss: And I also wanna tell you, that Mr. Carlin is no longer going to be here.
Bob: Why not?
Boss: He ব্যক্ত it was because of everypony here, in this town. So he grabbed all his belongings, and moved all the way into Chicagoat.
Bob: Chicagoat? Goats live there, not ponies.
Burt: There's a few ponies that live there. Anyway, Mr. Carlin is gone.
Bob: That's too bad. Sir, I wanna tell আপনি the truth. I was really tired of this job, so that's why I went on the vacation. When I was on there however, this Scottish couple ব্যক্ত they were having problems, and I helped them.
Boss: Good work. Do আপনি think আপনি could get them here?
Bob: Well I don't know. I never did get their number.
Burt & Mildred: *Come up in elevator*
Carol: Excuse me, who are আপনি two?
Burt: বন্ধু with Bob, we'd like to see him.
Carol: Okay.
Burt & Mildred: *Walk into Bob's office* Hello.
Bob: How did আপনি two find me?
Burt: We followed ye'.
Mildred: And we're sure glad we done it too.
Burt: Now we can come to আপনি whenever we need help.
Bob: Thanks. I really appreciate that.

The End
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Creme was driving her train up Sherman Hill, and Mirage still had his engine pushing from behind.

Conductor: *Still drunk, and looks out the back of his caboose* Wait a minute. *Sees Mirage's engine* Why is that engine pushing the train?! It's supposed to be on the front of the train, not the back! *Walks out of caboose, and gets onto Mirage's engine*
Mirage: *Sees conductor* What is he doing on my engine?
Conductor: *Walks into cab* আপনি sir are doing your job wrong!
Mirage: What are আপনি talking about? I'm supposed to push this train up the hill, to help Coffee Creme.
Conductor: Don't...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jeff got back to Ponyville after killing Princess Cadence, and Shining Armor. He was waiting at the শীর্ষ of his army's HQ with Twilight. They were waiting for Dr. Robotnik to arrive.

Jeff: I'm looking অগ্রবর্তী to ending this war.
Twilight: Me too man. Me too.
Jeff: When do we kill him?
Twilight: We? Let me do all the talking.

Song: link

Robotnik: *Enters room*
Twilight: *Shoots Jeff's horn off*
Jeff: Ah! *Falls on floor*
Twilight: *Looks at Robotnik* What do আপনি want me to do Doctor?
Robotnik: আপনি have forgotten your place Princess Twilight Sparkle, দ্বারা having your own... Student. Instead of teaching...
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I was sitting in a room with Con, and his boss, P.

Sean: What can I help আপনি with?
Con: Discord. Remember the prison your army put him in?
Sean: Yes. What happened?
P: He was being transferred to a different prison, but escaped.
Sean: Where is he?
Con: We're not entirely sure yet.

Meanwhile, in Mexico.

Discord: Wait here. This won't take long.
Italian Pony: Yes sir.
Discord: *Walks into Mexican military base*
Mexican টাট্টু 33: Halt!
Discord: Relax. I am unarmed. I request permission to speak to your boss.
Mexican টাট্টু 33: Very well. *Grabs walkie talkie* General, আপনি have a visitor.
Mexican General:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jeff was soon sitting পরবর্তি to the judge.

Judge: It appears that everypony is saying আপনি were in Cheyenne when Gordon took charge on the দিন February 20, 1954.
Jeff: Yes, I was there.
Judge: What did আপনি think of Gordon's actions when he told আপনি to take the rails apart, and fix them again?
Coffee Creme: Objection.
Hawkeye: আপনি can't object to what the judge says!
Judge: Thank you. Now Jeff, if আপনি will please answer my question.
Jeff: I was very surprised, and upset দ্বারা what Gordon wanted me to do.
Judge: When আপনি say surprised, do আপনি mean like an angry kind of surprised, অথবা just surprised?
Jeff:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After shoveling আরো coal into the firebox, Hawkeye got the freight cars moving.

Hawkeye: Now this is আরো like it. *sits back*
Red Rose: *Looking at train* You're going a little too fast.
Hawkeye: *gently applies brakes*
Worker: *Uncouples chemical car* Wait a minute. That chemical car is going too fast! *Chasing chemical car*
Red Rose: Attention, we have a out of control chemical car in the yard.
Hawkeye: *Stops train* Ugh. I hope this never happens again.
Worker: *Jumps on car* Ok, now to apply the brakes *Breaks brake* AAAHH!! *Goes to alternative brakes* This car must stop *Applying alternative...
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