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posted by Seanthehedgehog
applejack was at Sugarcube Corner, eating a lot of cupcakes. Rarity soon arrived, and she looked angry.

Rarity: That's the twentieth কেক আপনি had today. Some ponies think you're being greedy.
Applejack: I'm an important pony. Important ponies don't have to listen to little brats like you.
Rarity: One of these days, you'll think twice before calling me a brat.

Next, applejack went to go drink some water. The only place she could get water was at a river near Sweet আপেল Acres.

Applejack: *Drinking water from river*
Snips: *Walks to Applejack* I wouldn't drink too much of that water. It might make আপনি feel sick.
Applejack: What is this?! Educating applejack Day?! I need as much water as possible, so that I won't be dehydrated during my job. Then, I won't have to listen to annoying little ponies like you! *Walks away*
Applebloom: *Sitting in field*
Applejack: *Bucking trees* I gotta find some way to keep myself from getting too tired. Then, I wouldn't have to be bothered দ্বারা anypony.

As applejack was resting, she looked up in the sky. Then she saw a pegasus flying past. It seemed like any ordinary pegasus, but he had two pairs of wings. This gave applejack an idea.

Applejack: That's what I need. Now if I had a pair of wings, I could just fly to the শীর্ষ of the trees, and pick them whenever my back legs are feeling tired.
Applebloom: That টাট্টু who just flew past is visiting our town. He's supposed to be famous.
Douchebag: *Walks up* Everypony knows that আপনি don't need wings to get a job done. However, no matter what type of টাট্টু আপনি are, আপনি mares will never do anything as good as a stallion. Why, we're even coming up with the technology to create আরো ponies, so we won't need আপনি anymore. Goodbye. *walks away*
Applebloom: Was he serious about that?
Applejack: I hope not.

After getting the job done, applejack was with Snips, and Derpy.

Applejack: I'm not happy.
Snips: I know, আপনি had too much water, and now you're feeling sick. I warned you, but আপনি drank tons
Applejack: I ain't sick. I was-
Derpy: Of course আপনি are. আপনি drank too much water, and আপনি don't feel well. Drink some Ginger বীয়ার instead, and then you'll feel better.
Applejack: Don't be ridiculous. *Walks away*
Celestia: *Arrives* Applejack, what's the matter?
Applejack: I feel sad.
Celestia: Why?
Applejack: I don't know. Is it true what Douchebag says?
Celestia: What does he say?
Applejack: That stallions are taking over.
Celestia: Don't worry Applejack, that will never happen as long as I'm the Ruler of Equestria.
Applejack: One আরো প্রশ্ন Princess, why did the visitor of Ponyville have two pairs of wings?
Celestia: Because he's the king of a world far away.

applejack felt better, but Derpy was mad now.

Derpy: Anypony can be a king, but I should have two pairs of wings. I work hard enough for it.
Snips: *Smiling at Lyra* Derpy, would আপনি like my pair of wings?
Derpy: Yours? When did আপনি get a pair of wings?!
Snips: Alright, the deal's off. Would আপনি like them Lyra?
Lyra: I couldn't deprive আপনি of the honor. Besides, the fandom would freak out if I became an alicorn.
Snips: It is a great honor, but I can't cast a spell on myself to have wings. Perhaps Rarity would like to have another pair of wings.
Derpy: Okay, I'm sorry for being disrespectful. How many pairs of wings can I have, and when can I have them.
Snips: Hmmm, I can give আপনি six pairs of wings, and আপনি can have them দ্বারা tonight.
Derpy: Six lovely pairs of wings. Then, I'd have seven.

Derpy was so excited, that she asked Snips nineteen times if it was okay.

Derpy: Do আপনি think it will be alright?
Snips: Of course. I'll cast the spell now.

Near town hall, everypony gathered around where they could get a good view. Derpy arrived, but she felt silly. She did have seven pairs of wings, but apart from her regular pair, the other six didn't have enough feathers to make Derpy fly.

One of the ponies in the crowd shouted to her, "Are আপনি not feeling well?! Maybe আপনি should drink some Ginger Ale, and then you'll feel better."

Derpy wasn't sure, but she thought that applejack was the one shouting to her.

The End
posted by SomeoneButNoone
(Pilot)

WARRNING : I don't mean to offend anyone and everything is only for jokes. No harash feelings.



Welcome to Dan Rants - place filled with my opinion and useless banter!
There will be some offensive stuff and profanity in really small way.
It also include jokes about Canadians. Just kidding Canadians are great.
For first episode I chose something everyone met : community.

Because I dont really consider myself brony anymore doesn't mean I don't take part in community. Let's thru some of basic community members.

The German Brownies - Rare but seen - they প্রণয় a guy with name Adolf and surname...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim, and Julia interrogate the টাট্টু in the Ferrari they chased. When it was over, they spoke to Captain Jefferson in his office.

Captain Jefferson: So he's not part of the Low Riders.
Julia: No sir. He just zoomed past us over 100, and that's how the chase started.
Tim: He ব্যক্ত he was heading to a business meeting, but when he saw us chasing him, he tried to lose us on the highway.
Julia: How long is he going to be arrested for?
Captain Jefferson: 8 years. Attempting to kill আপনি two didn't bring him any justice.

The Low Riders met up across the রাস্তা from the train station around 9 O' Clock....
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Sean and রামধনু Dash stopped their cars outside of the barracks they were going to destroy.

Sean: *Using an MK46, and a Smith & Wesson 500*
Rainbow Dash: *Gets out a Striker Shotgun* Let's do this.
Sean: Okay. There's just one আরো thing we need. *Opens the ট্রাঙ্ক of his car, and grabs a backpack* Time bombs.
Rainbow Dash: আপনি must have a lot in there.
Sean: Enough to destroy a building three times the size of this one. Let's go. *Walks towards the door. It's locked, so he breaks it down with his machine gun*

Song: link

Sean: *Goes in with রামধনু Dash*
Nazis: *Coming from the right*
Rainbow...
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posted by Canada24
MEANWHILE:

Diamond: ONE VOTE!?.. Silver Spoon! আপনি didn't vote for me?!

Silver Spoon: No, I didn't.

Diamond Tiara: But you're my best friend!

Silver Spoon: Am I? 'Cause I tried to help দ্বারা mentioning your 'surprise' statue, and suddenly I wasn't even allowed to speak! আপনি could have actually won this election if আপনি just listened to me. আপনি wanna know how? [whispering] Sorry. I'm not allowed to speak.

Diamond Tiera: (growls and storms off).

AppleBloom: Boy. She seems pretty upset.. We should check on her.

Scootaloo: We don't know that she's upset/. Not to a certainty. All we know for sure, is Diamond lost.

Diamond Tiera: (is heard screaming).

Sweetie Belle: What about now?

Scootaloo: Again, not enough evidence. For all we know, she's being murdered.

Sweetie Belle: (as if this ISN'T a reason a for concern) True enough.

AppleBloom: Yes.. But we should go anyway.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Didont was standing পরবর্তি to his train. It was 9:15.

Nazi Pony: Engineer!! Start your engine!
Didont: *Climbs into his engine's cab*
German Ponies: *Covering up the artillery বন্দুক with tarps*
Didont: *Opens the regulator, and blows the whistle. The train starts moving*

There was wheel spin when the train left, but Didont poured some sand onto the tracks to give his engine আরো traction.

The train was travelling at 30 miles an hour, and most of the surroundings were brick houses.

Meanwhile with the Colonel that we haven't seen since part 2, he was প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে up to the yards where his train was getting...
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Source: facebook, joyreactor, EQD
posted by Seanthehedgehog
গাধা গাধা Inn

Starring রামধনু Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Blaze as Richard

At the গাধা গাধা Inn, everyone was sad. A টাট্টু was dead.

Lloyd: Mercury was a good boss, a good friend, and-
Mercury: I'm not the one that died.
Audience: *Laughing*
George: It was Donovan who was killed. He was doing a job, killing a টাট্টু for creating counterfeit money, when the police shot him to death from behind.
Marisa: He also had some jobs for me.
Ranger: Really?
Richard: What kind of jobs?
Marisa: Blowjobs.
Audience:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on রাস্তা corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing পরবর্তি to Double Scoop*
Tom: আরো ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands পরবর্তি to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow...
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Source: joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 The টাট্টু with Jeff
The pony with Jeff
Date: August 9, 1959
Location: Ponyville, Neigh Jersey
Time: 4:00 PM
Railroad: Lehigh Valley

Jeff drove an inspection কার্ট on the train tracks to where the mainline needed to be repaired. Another stallion was with him.

Jeff: So, how long have আপনি been working on this railroad?
Donovan: Since 1941. Before the line was dieselized, I drove lots of high speed passenger trains to Manehattan.
Jeff: Fascinating. *Stops the cart* Is this where we have to repair the line?
Donovan: Yeah.
Jeff: Alright then, let's get to work.
Donovan: How about you? What বছর did আপনি start working for your railroad?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic রামধনু as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

And introducing the hedgehogs as the Indians.

Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

Corporal Agarn was helping Captain Parmenter put weapons in the supply room when this happened.

Dobbs: *Playing...
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Source: facebook, joyreactor, deviantart
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Master Sword, and Tom were walking down the রাস্তা together.

Tom: So, how's everything going?
Master Sword: Not too bad. I got to see somepony drive a '67 Camareo. How about you?
Tom: Things are going fine for me. Except for my life on the computer. I keep getting these advertisements thanks to Spamdex.
Audience: *Small laughter*
Master Sword: What kind of advertisements do they send you?
Tom: Who cares? They're advertisements. They do not belong on the internet. It's not a place for commercials, it's a place for ponies to watch videos, play games, and post self portraits.
Master Sword: আপনি mean...
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added by tinkerbell66799
Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic রামধনু as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

The 4th of July, 1925

Everypony was enjoying the fireworks exploding all around Applewood.

Mason: Ooh, I like that one.
Tobias: I like that one, because it's got all the রঙ of the British flag.
Mason: Uh Toby? That is the British flag.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tobias: Will আপনি stop calling me Toby? It's Tobias. There are three syllables, not two.
Mason: Whatever. *Sees an কমলা firework* That's nice....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren

Gary, and James were playing with a balloon in the classroom. They were the only ponies in there, and they were waiting for everyone else to arrive.

Gary: And to think that arriving early would be bad.
Audience: *Light chuckle*
James: I'm sure bad things might happen to us. One time my friend arrived at his class early, and somepony গাউন all of his lunch money.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lauren: *Enters classroom* Hi everpony.
Gary & James:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Warning: This part has no dialogue until the ending

When papillon fell off a cliff, and into a river he fell asleep from a dart that hit him.

Papillon: *Wakes up*
Tribe Ponies: *Standing in a বৃত্ত looking at Papillon*
Papillon: *Slowly stands up*

The tribal ponies were very pleased to meet him, and accepted him into the tribe.

Tribal Mares: *Walking out of the ocean carrying buckets full of waters, and oysters*
Papillon: *Sitting on a নৌকা that has been placed upside down*
Tribal Mare: *Smiles at papillon as she walks past him*
Papillon: *Smiles*

The পরবর্তি day, the chief saw Papillon's butterfly...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: July 26, 1958
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 1:27 PM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Roger, and Anthony were driving a short freight train, using Roger's modified locomotive.

Roger: I thought this would be used for passenger trains.
Anthony: Yeah. Me too, but remember, fewer ponies are riding trains nowadays. They're either interested in driving their car, অথবা just flying in an airplane.
Roger: What about the freight?
Anthony: There are still some ponies interested in getting their freight দ্বারা train, but it's possible, towards the future that fewer ponies will have their freight delivered দ্বারা train....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Saten Twist was with Tom, and Master Sword.

Tom: Well, we're glad you're feeling better.
Saten Twist: Thanks আপনি guys.
Master Sword: What caused আপনি to feel sick anyway?
Saten Twist: Being too far away from my chainsaw.
Audience: *Laughing*

Just then, Sunny, and Heartsong arrived in a time machine.

Sunny: Hey, check this out!
Tom: Where did আপনি find that?
Heartsong: The junkyard. The owner ব্যক্ত it didn't work.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: He must've been one stupid owner.
Sunny: অথবা he just didn't want a time machine. So we took it off his hooves for him.
Tom: So where do আপনি plan to go...
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