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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Later that day, it was getting dark. It was time for them to go home, but they didn't care. Hawkeye, Stylo, Percy, Jeff, Orion, Pete, and Wilson were playing poker.

Hawkeye: Alright, let's start the betting.
Orion: আপনি got it. I'm putting in two dollars.
Percy: *Waiting*
Wilson: It's your turn Percy.
Percy: I'm thinking.
Wilson: Well hurry up.
Percy: Fine, I call. *Puts in two dollars*
Wilson: Fold.
Percy: আপনি were rushing me just so আপনি could fold?
Wilson: I didn't have a good hand.
Jeff: I see your two, and raise আপনি four. *Puts six dollars in*
Pete: I call. *Puts in four dollars*
Stylo: Unfortunately, I fold.
Hawkeye: Well, I'm in. *Puts in four dollars*
Orion: Alright, everypony. *Shows cards* Three aces.
Percy: All I got are two queens.
Hawkeye: Oh wow.
Percy: And, three kings.
Jeff: আপনি enjoy that full house of yours, but I have four of a kind.
Pete: Of what?
Jeff: Sevens.
Pete: Well, that barely beat my four of a kind of sixes. Good job Jeffery.
Hawkeye: Now, wait just a minute.
Pete: Why? আপনি got something better then what Jeff has?
Hawkeye: No, but I thought you'd all wanna see my hand. Which is a straight.
Jeff: পরবর্তি time, get a straight flush.
Hawkeye: Yeah, I'll keep that in mind.
Pete: Hey, I just got a good idea. Why don't we get Gordon to come play with us?
Hawkeye: No, bad idea.
Stylo: He doesn't like staying after work.
Pete: Just call him, and tell him to come play with us.
Hawkeye: *Goes over to telephone booth, and puts in a dime* What's Gordon's number?
Pete: Here, let me do it. *Goes to telephone booth, and puts in Gordon's number* Is it ringing?
Hawkeye: *Listening to phone* It's ringing.
Gordon: Who is this?!
Hawkeye: Gordon, it's me Pierce.
Gordon: Are আপনি going to prank call me?
Hawkeye: No, I was hoping you'd come down to the station, and play poker with us.
Gordon: I don't have to put up with that abuse!
Hawkeye: Nopony even abused আপনি yet. Please, just get over here, and play poker with us.
Gordon: Ah, fine. I'll be down in seven minutes.
Hawkeye: Good. *Hangs up*
Pete: Well? What did he say?
Hawkeye: *Sounding like Gordon* I'll be down in seven minutes.
Pete: That's a good imitation of him, but don't do it around him.

Seven মিনিট later, Gordon arrived.

Gordon: Alright, so what do I have to do?
Hawkeye: First, the dealer gives each of us five cards.
Gordon: Okay.
Pete: *Dealing cards*
Gordon: When he finishes, then what do we do?
Hawkeye: আপনি have the option of getting rid of any cards আপনি don't want. The maximum amount of cards আপনি can get rid of is three. আপনি can only get rid of four if আপনি have an Ace, but আপনি have to প্রদর্শনী it to everypony.
Gordon: Okay.
Pete: *Finishes dealing cards*
Stylo: I'm going to take two.
Gordon: Hey. How do I know which one to get rid of?
Hawkeye: আপনি wanna get the best hand আপনি can get. Pete, let me have three cards.
Pete: *Gives three cards to Hawkeye*
Gordon: I'm going to stay with the cards I have.
Pete: Very well.
Percy: I just want one.
Pete: Okay, *gives one card to Pete* Wilson?
Wilson: Three.
Pete: *Gives three cards to Wilson* I'm guessing the rest of আপনি want three.
Orion & Jeff: Yes.
Pete: I'll be damned. *Gives Orion, and Jeff three cards*
Gordon: Then what happens?
Hawkeye: Then, we start betting.
Stylo: But if আপনি have a bad hand, আপনি fold. Just like what I'm about to do. *Folds*
Hawkeye: I'm putting in three dollars.
Gordon: FIFTY DOLLARS!!
Pete: The is five hotshot.
Gordon: Then.. FIVE DOLLARS!! *Puts in five dollars*
Hawkeye: Don't forget the original three dollars.
Gordon: Oh, thank you. *Puts in three dollars*
Percy: That's too much for me. *Folds*
Wilson: I'm in. *Puts in eight dollars*
Orion: I fold.
Jeff: I also fold.
Pete: Yeah, I think I'm gonna fold too.
Hawkeye: *Puts in five dollars* Let's see your hand Gordon.
Gordon: *Shows hand* Royal Flush!
Hawkeye: No way.
Orion: On his first time too.

One ঘন্টা later, they played আরো poker, and Gordon won all of their money.

Gordon: আপনি know what this calls for?
Hawkeye: Don't tell me, alcohol.
Gordon: Yeah. *Brings out bottle of champagne* I've been saving this for a good time, and now I'd like to share it with you.
Hawkeye: Where are the glasses?
Gordon: *Levitates glasses onto টেবিল with magic* Here আপনি go.
Stylo: Thank you.
Gordon: *Opens bottle, and pours glass of champagne* This one is for me. *Drinking champagne, then falls over*
Hawkeye: I think he has a zero tolerance for any kind of "good stuff" from 1922.
Pete: Well, I better get going.
Percy: Yeah, me too.
Jeff: I have to go home.

So, everypony except Hawkeye, Stylo, Gordon, and Orion left the station.

Hawkeye: Hold it. I also saved something for a good time. *Shows medical tag* This is what they put on a pony's back hoof when they die.
Stylo: I got a pen.
Hawkeye: *Puts tag around Gordon's hoof*
Stylo: And now we write, retarded, and morally bankrupt.
Hawkeye: *Writing retarded, and morally bankrupt*
Orion: *Walks onto train tracks, then sees a train, and begins to sing* When the moon hits your eye like a big পিজা pie, that's amore!
Engineer: *Blows horn three times*
Orion: *Gets off train track*
Engineer: *Stops train*
Orion: Need anything?
Engineer: No, just stopping to refuel my engine.
Orion: Well stay there, I'll get it for you. *Runs to fuel pump, and puts it in engine*
Engineer: Thank you.
Hawkeye & Stylo: *Leaves train station*
Gordon: *Standing up* Ugh, what happened? *Walking towards train*
Engineer: *Looking at fuel gauge*
Orion: *Looking at engineer*
Gordon: *Climbs into boxcar* Okay, time to head home. *Grabs keys* Where's the ignition?
Engineer: Okay, the tank is full. Thanks again.
Orion: No problem.
Engineer: *Drives train*

Gordon was too busy being drunk to realize he was on a moving freight train.

2 B Continued
 These engines were borrowed from another railroad, and were pulling the freight train Gordon accidentally got onboard.
These engines were borrowed from another railroad, and were pulling the freight train Gordon accidentally got onboard.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was very annoying for James to walk back to his house shortly after going to the steel mill, but it would be worth it to spend আরো time with his family. He normally got back প্রথমপাতা from work at 7 PM, now he had the whole দিন off, and would get back before 7.

James: *Walks back in house*
Martha: Oh James. What are আপনি doing back so early?
James: They closed down the mill, and won't let anypony in.
Martha: Seriously?
James: Yes. I even heard one of the workers saying they would make a wire fence, and put snipers on towers.
Martha: Who's crazy idea was that?
James: My boss, Henry Frick.
Martha: More...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After school, Toby, and Melissa walked home.

Toby: How did your দিন go?
Melissa: Mine was good.
Toby: What did আপনি do?
Melissa: I got an A+ on one of my tests.
Toby: Good for you.
Melissa: What about you? How was your day?
Toby: Mine was bad.
Melissa: Aw, what happened?
Toby: If it's ok with you, I don't want to talk about it.
Melissa: Aw, please.
Toby: Alright, but only because you're my little sister.
Melissa: Yay!
Toby: And আপনি have to promise not to laugh.
Melissa: Ok.
Toby: Max was making fun of our dad, and humiliated him about working in the steel mills.
Melissa: What did আপনি do?
Toby: I told...
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 OK, right now, I need to re-read a Daring Do book!
OK, right now, I need to re-read a Daring Do book!
Dear Journal,

The other দিন was so awesome! I got to meet Daring Do আপনি guys. DARING DO! We had the coolest adventure! I also just got her latest book! AND I AM ON THE COVER! Anyways, today was awesome! I was teaching Twilight Sparkle how to fly, but...she fell. Most of the time. She'll be a champion if she practices her wing push ups every day, like me. I don't think the Wonderbolts haven't noticed how awesome I am. Scootaloo was also having trouble flying, but hey, she's just a filly. She has a good heart, and she will be able to fly some day. I'll even teach her when I have my days off. OK, right now, I need to re-read a Daring Do book! Uh oh. Heh... I kind of need to return some book to Twilight.... Heh.... Gotta run!

~ রামধনু Dash
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Con's rental car
Con's rental car
Con went to Hawaii as he was told. He rented a car created দ্বারা Flim, and went to a hotel.

Con: *Parks car* Hmm, *Sees another car, and walks into hotel*
Lasala: *Walks past*
Con: *Goes to information desk* Hello.
Desk clerk: Hi.
Con: I'm returning from a visit to a friend of mine, but I forgot my room number.
Desk Clerk: Oh, I don't think I can help you, sorry.
Con: Alrighty then, I'll be right back. *walks to entrance* *Stands দ্বারা entrance*
Rich pony: Excuse me.
Con: *Ignores rich pony*
Rich Pony: Hey, dumbass.
Con: What?
Rich Pony: Park my sportscar for me, will you? *Throws keys at Con*
Con: *Catches...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con made it to Casino Royale in Paris

Con: *Looking for Der Cheif*
P: Do আপনি see him anywhere?
Con: No.
P: We're trying to খুঁজুন for him, but so far no luck.
Con: No good luck.
P: Just keep looking for Der Cheif.
Con: *Continues looking* I see him
Der Cheif: *Wins a round of poker*
Con: May I join?
Dealer: Yes sir.
Con: *Sits down*
Der Cheif: *Looks at Con*

Everypony else playing with Con was Jade Green, a yellow mare with a green mane, and the cutie mark crusaders.

Dealer: Alright, small blind is eight dollars, big blind is sixteen. Whoever has the small blind, অথবা big blind chip must put in the money....
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This crossover is with MLP: FIM, and রামধনু Dash presents.

Today is a really awesome day, even though my leg is friggen broken, but that doesn't really matter. I got the entire week off from work, and I am going to hang with my friends. I fly down to Twilight's house, and Twilight, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rarity, Applejack, and Spike are there. When I arrive Pinkie Pie says, "Rainbow Dash আপনি made it. yes"

Twilight's mad I guess, because she's no longer an alicorn. She was প্রদত্ত this potion to drink from Princess Celestia, and she became an alicorn, but it only lasted for like eight hours....
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posted by OnlyAFangirl
this is a flutterdash fanfic, if u dont like this ship, অথবা something like that, go ahead & leave this. in other words, #EYEUP! XD

রামধনু Dash's POV:

It's almost Valentine's day, like 2 আরো weeks. Bleh! I don't like that holiday.The only thing I like to do is help Fluttershy give her জন্তু জানোয়ার a card & a special treat from her. Kinda like my highlight of Valentine's day. I can't go up to clear the clouds, because everybody's hugging, & kissing.:P.NO, I DO NOT LIKE FLUTTERSHY!Ew!

Fluttershy's POV:

I need to give all of the জন্তু জানোয়ার a valentine's দিন card. So I'm making some right...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Mare: *Pushing a shopping কার্ট through a supermarket* Excuse me sir.
Store Worker: Yes ma'am?
Mare: What's the saltiest salt in your lineup of salt?
Store Worker: Salt Lake salt from Salt Lake City. May I make a suggestion?
Mare: Yes.
Store Worker: Have আপনি ever been to Salt Lake City?
Mare: No.
Store Worker: Well আপনি better get going now, because Tom Foolery's performing at the Horseshoe, the city's newest comedy club.
Mare: How do আপনি know Tom Foolery's going to be there?
Store Worker: Because. *Rips...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom went to a nearby মল to grab a zip of water.

Crowd: Turn around!
Tom: *Looks at the ponies behind him*
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: Have I been ignoring your section?
Crowd: Yeah!
Tom: Well I'm sorry. I'll make a note of that in my rulebook of comedy. I usually don't care for following rules দ্বারা the way.
Crowd: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: Many of them just seem pointless, and vague. Like the social distance craze that didn't last very long last year. For a good reason.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: First off, what the fuck is so social about it?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Hi Jerry. Stay 6 feet away অথবা I'll মুষ্ট্যাঘাত আপনি in...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Announcer: Have a good day, and enjoy our feature presentation.


 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!

 The বৃত্ত comes from the right followed দ্বারা Wind's name. When they stop, a lightning bolt appears in the circle.
The বৃত্ত comes from the right followed দ্বারা Wind's name. When they stop, a lightning bolt appears in the circle.


The অনুরাগী fiction begins with a school bus stopping at a small intersection in Frenchtown. Frenchtown is ten miles west of Ponyville.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০ অনুরাগী Fiction

Guy

Ponies: *Getting off the bus*

Starring three news OC's from SeanTheHedgehog

Guy, Harrison, and Tate

Also starring Colgate as Guy's mom
Vinyl Scratch as Camryn
Erik...
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Source: joyreactor, deviantart
#1: SERGEANT SPRINKLES - CUPCAKES:
Let me put this out of the way.
I reread cupcakes.. And truth is.. It actually SUCKS.
I realize now, the story itself isn't what inspired me.
It's the WAY it's told that inspired me.
I mean.. That writer is so amazing..Too bad the actual plot is so god awful.
And for all those that say it ruined how they saw Pinkie.
Seems too me like আপনি wouldn't of had much hope for her in the first place, if a stupid creepy পাস্তা ruins her so instantly..


#2: WHOEVER WROTE, JEFF THE KILLER:
There's actually some really well made story writing.
Too bad it's about JEFF..


#3:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The পরবর্তি day, Tim, and Julia were undercover in Tim's Viper. They stopped on The Round Freeway to check the cars there.

Tim: *Looking through a pair of binoculars*
Julia: See anything?
Tim: Not yet. Not a single Nissan is on this freeway.
Julia: Let's get off this freeway.
Tim: *Drives, and heads onto the exit* Where should we head to next?
Julia: Take a left, and head for Main Street.

By the time they got to the intersection on Main Street, they saw Elias in his car

Song: link

Elias: *Passes the intersection*
Tim: That's him. *Turns right*
Julia: *Puts a police light on the roof, and turns on the siren*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song (Start at 7:02): link

Julia: *Driving the M4 on The Highway*

Episode 12: Stakeout

Special Guest তারকা Elias Aldrin from SeanTheHedgehog

Tim & Julia pulled into a Burger King পরবর্তি to Shadow Lake.

Julia: *Stops behind five cars in the drive-in section*
Tim: *Looks at Shadow Lake*

Stop the song

Tim: A lot of ponies are in the lake today.
Julia: It's warmed up rather quickly. Hasn't it?
Tim: Well, this city's not like most places in Jersey. Everywhere else, it's in the mid 50's, but here, it's already reached 79, and it's been like that since March.

Up north on Helsun, Elias stopped at a bank, and...
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I DO NOT own this video.
video
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Source: facebook, joyreactor
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
On the freeway, Tim, and Julia arrived at the spot they were supposed to control, in a police car with two other ponies.

Officer 9: Tim, আপনি stand in the left there. Julia, stand between the two left lanes.
Julia: That's dangerous. আপনি really want me to do that?
Officer 9: আপনি have wings.
Officer 5: Anyone that tries to run আপনি down will be chased down দ্বারা us. Not a single টাট্টু has escaped from us.
Tim: *Unimpressed* Yeah, okay. Julia, I'm going to let your lane go first.
Julia: Okay Tim.
Tim: *Stops the cars in his lane to let the ones in Julia's lane go*
Julia: *Watching ponies in their cars pass...
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