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After dinner, Bob and Emily took Burt to their home.

Burt: *Looks around* This is nice.
Bob: Thank you. I can tell you're really going to like living with us.
Burt: আপনি got that right. Not only is this a nice place, but it's owned দ্বারা two of the greatest ponies in all of Equestria.
Bob: I'm sure there's somepony better then me, and Emily.
Burt: Nope. Not even Celestia herself can be better than আপনি my friend.
Emily: Well, that's kind of আপনি to say Burt.
Bob: So what do আপনি plan on doing now that you're divorced?
Burt: Good question. I'll most likely সরানো back to Scotland. It's a beautiful country আপনি know.
Bob: I'm sure it is.
Emily: What will আপনি do while me, and Bob go to work?
Burt: Hmm. I already know what Bob does, so I might as well see what your job is like Emily.
Emily: Sure, I don't see any harm in that.
Bob: I can.
Emily: Bob!
Bob: What? You're the principal of a school. You're too busy to babysit Burt.
Burt: Oh, I'll be alright. I could even help Emily with her work.
Emily: Yes, thank আপনি for that.
Burt: Not a problem.

The পরবর্তি day, at the school that Emily worked at.

Emily: Alright, so pretty much, all I have to do is sign papers, look at my E-mail on a computer, and talk to students.
Burt: What would আপনি like me to do?
Emily: Read a book অথবা a magazine.
Burt: Okay. *Looks at বই in Emily's office* Which one would আপনি suggest?
Emily: Oh, I've got a lot of favorites. How about The Catcher In The Rye?
Burt: I read that, and I don't like it. Too much swearing.
Emily: Then, how about Diary Of A Wimpy Colt?
Burt: Too babyish.
Emily: Is there anything that আপনি do like?
Burt: Hmm. *Looks at books* Oh, I see a book with a bunch of Shel Silverstein poetry. That টাট্টু knows everything when it comes to poetry.
Emily: Okay, go ahead, and read it.

As Burt grabbed the book, a green filly walked into the room. Her name was Tasha, and she didn't look happy.

Emily: Good morning Tasha, what can I do for you?
Tasha: I got in a fight, and my teacher told me to come down here.
Emily: Aw, Tasha. Why would আপনি do that?
Tasha: Somepony গাউন my lunch money.
Emily: That's no excuse to fight somepony. আপনি should have came to me, অথবা one of the teachers, and they would've made that টাট্টু bring the money back to you. *Hears phone ring* Excuse me Tasha. This shouldn't take too long. *Picks up phone* Hello?
Bob: How is everything going with Burt?
Emily: Fine, fine. Can we talk about this another time? I have one of the students in my office.
Bob: Oh, sorry. I just finished up with a client, and I thought about you, so that's why I'm talking to you.
Emily: Okay, thank আপনি Bob, but আপনি gotta talk to me later, okay?
Bob: Okay. *Hangs up*
Emily: *Puts phone away* Okay, who was the টাট্টু that গাউন your money?
Tasha: Mat Beene.
Emily: Okay, আপনি head back to class, and I'll make Mat give আপনি your money back. Okay?
Tasha: Thank আপনি Mrs. Newhart.
Emily: You're welcome.
Tasha: *Walks out of office*
Burt: আপনি handled that pretty well.
Emily: Thank you. Enjoying that book?
Burt: Well, it's fine, but when I saw the back of the book, it scared me.
Emily: Why?
Burt: Shel Silverstein looks like a টাট্টু that should be robbing banks, অথবা living a life of crime. Not লেখা books.
Emily: Why? Because of his beard?
Burt: Yep.

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 This is the school that Emily works at.
This is the school that Emily works at.
Tonight was the night that Bob was going to take Emily out for dinner, but she didn't know that Bob was going to take her out.

Emily: *Sitting on পালঙ্ক পাঠ করা newspaper*
Bob: *Enters apartment room* Hi Emily.
Emily: Hi Bob. How was your day?
Bob: Good. I got us reservations to a restaurant that we're going to tonight.
Emily: What? Why didn't আপনি tell me?
Bob: I did tell you. Last night, I asked আপনি if we were going out to dinner, and আপনি were just like, "Ugh!" So I figured আপনি wanted to go.
Emily: What gave আপনি that idea?
Bob: I thought আপনি were fed up with making dinner, so I decided it would...
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posted by alinah_09
Present

Dreams...they could either be a beautiful path to the future...or just hopeless fantasies and illusions...

For years i've tried countless times in attempting to find a way for an average earthpony like me to get up high in the world of clouds,but unfortunately,they ended in utter failure.With that,most of the ponies laughed at me,saying that i was getting 'looney' and all that but i am far from through with it! I did have many negative results,but amidst those i have gained bits and pieces of knowledge i could use to get closer and closer to success!

In fact,i have yet another idea and...
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Notes:
alright...before i go on over this thing,i'd like to say that my other fic (which আপনি probably dont remember) Magic of Friendship is on Hiatus because i pretty much made a summary of it...and also because it was the story of my life,and we all know to keep our lives a secret on the internet,though i will not মোছা them since all that লেখা would be a waste,and besides,not all of them are real :P and now i have decided to finish this one instead...
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the war raged on,the zomponies multiplying and even managing to attack the air force,who now also stood on the roofs...
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Okay. So my last তালিকা was
Cheerliee's Gardan
Sweet আপেল Massicure part 2
Spike's Spike
Muffins
Film and Flam হারিয়ে গেছে Episode
Raritys dress
Trixies funhouse..

And now..
I have more..


1# Filly Fooling:
Guess what.. Another porn story.
The main six 'try stuff'.
I mean, who thinks of this shit.
Though.. I guess I shouldn't be serprised, it's the same "coopercrisp" who wrote The পরাকাষ্ঠা Temptation.
But. It's worse thn Lilly's opposite side.
That Alpha and Omega story I read, back when I wrote for there.
Wish I could say its the WORST alpha and omega sex story I ever read.
How do আপনি think I even stumbled abarn sex...
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posted by Canada24
I.. I don't know if I have anything to say about this one.

It certainly isn't "Harmony is horror", even though it should of felt like it.
I'm still pissed about never being able to reread Harmony is Horror, it was one greatest creepypastas I have ever read, but also the sadest, hell, it's not EVEN a creepypasta, just a heartbreaker.
Starting with a intro that gives me even আরো reasons to hate Gilda, as she kills Pinkie.
And than, one দ্বারা one, they all end up dying in natural causes, till it's just Twilight, who goes crazy. Hell. I pretty much just told the whole story of Harmony is Horror.

But anyway....
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posted by AquaMarine6663
Aqua Marine landed shakily outside of Ponyville, she let out a sigh, happy that she was on solid ground again. She slowly walked into the town, gazing at her new surroundings. It was a nice, small quiet town. Not at all like what she was used to. Suddenly, she noticed somepony trotting- no, hopping down the road. Aqua stood there for a moment, wondering if she should stay অথবা run.... Run. she spun around looking for a place to run, but it was too late. "Hi! I haven't seen আপনি around before! are আপনি new?" ব্যক্ত the টাট্টু behind her. Aqua Marine slowly turned around and looked at the pony. She was...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Dan and Shadow house in Ponyville
Shadow : আপনি HAVE SOMETHING!
Dan : YES... yes shut up... I need to think... *grab book* this book say that in our familly was টাট্টু named "Jack the Puppet master"
Shadow : and আপনি want to heal yourself with puppets?
Dan : pfff no... that guy had strange power of controlling puppets without strings...
Shadow : laaame... NEXT!
Dan : Is just gonna be my "help in battle" with my inside me...
Shadow : your evil you?
Dan : yep... one টাট্টু from our familly had same situation but he beat his bad side and it was end... we need to go to the Canterlot Garden...
Canterlot Garden...
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Fiery waves – the ups and downs of Summer Pride

Chapter 9: Exile – part 2


Ha ha ha ha! আপনি should see the look on your face right now, ha ha ha! No, no, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to... wait until আপনি hear this পরবর্তি part, ha ha ha ha! Kkhhm.... oh, it was a long time since I smiled. I just thought... আপনি seem like a well read pony, my friend... and now আপনি look utterly surprised... All right, hang in there, I will explain a few things I reckon আপনি did not know about changelings. So there I was with these four strange, unfamiliar creatures in the middle of the desert.

“The Changelings?”...
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Fiery waves – the ups and downs of Summer Pride

Chapter 8: Wavering monolith


“Do আপনি have any idea what you've done?!” Landslide shouted in my face.

As the oldest of us, he was very much like our father. Distant, reserved and sturdy. But our connection was strong up to this point. I won't lie, it truly hurt that he raised his voice at me. He's never done that before. But I've never let a known war criminal, who happened to be my brother escape as well... Without me, Forever Wind would have faced execution, yet I set him free, despite the horrible atrocities he's committed against the Crown....
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