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Another day's work was completed for Bob. He was at his house, getting ready to meet Jerry.

Emily: Where are আপনি going?
Bob: I'm going to see Jerry. Remember, I told আপনি about this yesterday.
Emily: I don't like him.
Bob: Emily, just because Jerry is a new friend that I like doesn't mean আপনি have to hate him.
Emily: It's not that, but what happened two days ago, with আপনি not being with me, and Howard প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে up, and destroying the ডিনার I made. Then, Burt shows up-
Bob: Okay, really? Jerry had nothing to do with Burt's divorce.
Burt: *Arrives* What are the both of আপনি talking about?
Emily: Somepony that Bob is বন্ধু with.
Bob: Look Emily, I really need to get going. He wants me to meet him at the zoo.
Burt: I প্রণয় zoos. May I come along?
Bob: No, but I'll take আপনি to the zoo another time. *Leaves apartment room*
Burt: How about that?
Emily: Bob is like that sometimes.

Bob took a taxi cab, and went to the zoo, where he was supposed to meet Jerry.

Bob: *Looking around*
Jerry: *Arrives in a brand new corvette*
Bob: *Looks inside car* Jerry?
Jerry: Yeah. What do আপনি think about this beauty?
Bob: Well, আপনি never told me about your interest in cars.
Jerry: আপনি never asked. Get in.
Bob: *Gets in*
Jerry: *Turns around on other side of road, and drives to his house*
Bob: So, what do আপনি want to do when we get to your place?
Jerry: A football game is gonna start in ten minutes. If we get to my house on time, we'll watch the game.
Bob: Good.

When they got to Jerry's apartment, Jerry's son was watching TV. He was a white eleven বছর old colt, with a brown mane, and tail that looked exactly like Big Mac's. On the TV was a commercial, where a mare was প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে a pair of dentures.

Mare: If আপনি wear a denture. Take this simple test. Press your tongue against it, like this. *Presses tongue against dentures* IT MOOOOOOVES!!!!! DO আপনি FEEL IT?!!!!? IT COULD HAPPEN TO ANYOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!
Jerry's Son: *Switches channel, but another commercial is playing*
Stallion: Do আপনি go on the internet a lot? Do আপনি hate seeing all the advertisements that pop up out of nowhere? Then, allow us to give আপনি our free services, with a new company we created called Spamdex. We do the opposite of what আপনি want us to do, and constantly make আরো advertisements pop up on your computer. Spamdex always finds commercials that will...

*Replay when it gets to the ending, making আপনি get off the internet just to make it stop.
*Annoy you.
*Cost আপনি money. In fact, we collect one dollar a মিনিট for every commercial আপনি watch.

Stallion: And the best thing is that we put a virus on your computer, so আপনি have to accept what we're doing. Is it illegal? Who cares? We'll do it anyway.
Jerry & Bob: *Walk into house*
Jerry: Hi son.
Jerry's Son: Dad, how's it going?
Jerry: Excellent. I'd like আপনি to meet a friend. His name is Bob.
Bob: Pleasure to meet you. What's your name?
Jerry's Son: Dylan.
Jerry: নমস্কার good, the game is on. It's like আপনি knew we were coming Dylan, thank you!
Bob: We got stuck behind red lights on the way over here.
Dylan: Got ya.

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 Bob went to this zoo to wait for Jerry to pick him up.
Bob went to this zoo to wait for Jerry to pick him up.
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