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Equestria, have আপনি ever wondered about how some things in that world are how they are today? Well now, আপনি are about to find out. From having fun, in the park, to fighting crime, অথবা evil terrorists, this is the history of Equestria.

Episode 1: Musicians

Many ponies enjoy music. It provides a way to relieve yourself of any stress, অথবা to enjoy when you're having a simple car ride. Back then, the first ponies that invented music, did so only hundreds of years ago. Many ponies can't agree on who the first musician was, but the উত্তর can prove to be interesting.

Octavia: I think the first টাট্টু to be a musician was somepony who likes the same type of সঙ্গীত like me. In fact, everypony should like the same type of সঙ্গীত that I like. It would make the whole world simple.
Maud: Whoever invented সঙ্গীত must have used rocks to create it.
Twilight: Man, whoever invented সঙ্গীত had a lotta swag. Kanye West, I betcha he invented music. I've been listenin to all them songs he creates, along with all them other rappaz.
Applejack: Elvis Presley.

Nopony is entirely sure who first invented music, but it certainly has come a long way. Some of the oldest সঙ্গীত known to ponies is called, classical music.

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This song আপনি are currently listening to is well known দ্বারা many ponies in Equestria. Some say it goes good for something funny happening in a movie. For hundreds of years, সঙ্গীত has been like this, and some ponies still make this type of music, for movies, concerts, অথবা just for fun.

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Then, দ্বারা the 1800's, another form of সঙ্গীত was created. আরো ponies wanted to hear সঙ্গীত with pianos in it, and so many musicians had that arranged.

Vinyl Scratch: Ah, pianos. Not as cool as a খাদ cannon, but they're still cool to play with. Wait a minute, maybe I can get a পিয়ানো that can play dubstep! That would be awesome!!
Twilight: Man, pianos have been used in a lot of rap. Dat's awesum.
Carrot Top: Wait, what's a piano? Is it something I can put my carrots in? Because I've been having a lot of ponies stealing my carrots.
Pinkie Pie: Pianos? Zhose are wunderbar. My friend Spike played one of zhose vhen ve vere together in Appleloosa, und I had to sing a song about sharing vith others.
Narrator: What's with the accent? Are আপনি german?
Pinkie Pie: Ja.

Hundreds of ponies that turned into famous musicians have played the piano. It's been used for many types of music, such as classical music, jazz, rock & roll, and country.

দ্বারা the 1920's, সঙ্গীত was beginning to change. Although most instruments were still being used from hundreds of years ago, they were being played in a different style.

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Many things were changing in The United States of Equestria during the 20's. Not only the music, but many inventions were being created, such as the radio, the car, the washing machine, and even advertising was invented.

Life was getting easier, but there were some downsides. The prohibition began, which outlawed alcohol, and many ponies began to formmafias. Crime was getting higher, and innocent ponies were being shot.

Despite all of the ups, and downs, the roaring 20's were going to end in a very bad way.

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The great depression. When the stock market crashed, nearly everypony in the United States became poor, and could barely afford anything.

But that didn't stop some of the ponies from creating music. Most songs during the early 30's were about the great depression, and some ponies would sing about what was happening.

Octavia: It was a terrible time. Nearly everypony was living out on the streets, with barely enough to keep them going. It was so sad.
Shining Armor: I remember learning about the great depression. It had to be the worst time of The United States ever.
Cadence: Shining, will আপনি come clean this floor for me?
Shining Armor: Why don't আপনি do it yourself আপনি lazy b**ch?
Cadence: Get over here, and clean the floor!!
Fluttershy: I remember hearing all those songs about the great depression. I think I have a few records in my attic.
Vinyl Scratch: I thought the Great Depression sounded cool. Everypony had to live out on the streets, and even a few climbed on some trains, and গাউন things! I wanna do that!!

But things were about to get better. দ্বারা 1933, a টাট্টু দ্বারা the name of Franklin D. Roosevelt became president, and promised to make things better.

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Roosevelt was as good as his word. আরো ponies were getting jobs, and getting new houses, and musicians were back to গান গাওয়া about good things.

Octavia: There's a lot of good songs that came out of the 30's. I like listening to them.
Vinyl Scratch: My friend Octavia keeps making me listen to some songs from the 30's. They're alright, but those songs need a খাদ CANNON!! *Activates খাদ cannon*

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Vinyl Scratch: Wait a minute, why is Octavia talking? *Waits a few seconds* Okay, here we go! *Dancing to music*

দ্বারা 1939, many things were changing. The first movie to be filmed in color was during this year, diesel locomotives were being invented for trains, and the World's Fair in Manehattan got a lot of ponies to go see what may occur in the future.

সঙ্গীত also changed during the 30's, and 40's. New musicians were arriving, and a new type of সঙ্গীত was formed.

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With an electric guitar, a piano, and sometimes a drum, Rhythm, and Blues was the new form of সঙ্গীত created দ্বারা some ponies down in the south. Most of them were African Equestrian, and this type of সঙ্গীত would soon lead to another new form of music.

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Sixty years পূর্বে in 1954, Rock & Roll was invented. The first Rock & Roll song created was called Rock Around The Clock, দ্বারা a band called Bill Haley & The Comets. Soon, hundreds of ponies started playing Rock & Roll.

Lyra: The best সঙ্গীত ever invented. Bill Haley was a genius when he created Rock & Roll.
Bonbon: The 50's were about good times. Getting a fancy car, going to diners to have burgers, and milkshakes, and listening to Rock & Roll. That's what all the teenagers would listen to.

Although Rock & Roll was very জনপ্রিয় with teenage ponies in the 50's, adults were not too happy with it. They thought it was vulgar, bad, and the worst thing আপনি could listen to.

However, there were still some ponies that played Jazz music. Such as Dean Martin, Flank Sinatra, and many more.

Vinyl Scratch: I don't know what their deal was, with those ponies getting angry with their kids for listening to সঙ্গীত that they enjoyed listening to. It doesn't seem right.
Fluttershy: Oh, I like Rock & Roll. I like every kind of music.
Octavia: The Rock & Roll songs that were created sixty years ago, made many adult ponies angry. They didn't think it was good music, and they sometimes blamed it on their children, if they were getting out of line.

In the early 60's, word soon spread in the U.K about the new form of music, so a few British ponies started making their own Rock & Roll.

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One of the জনপ্রিয় British bands was The Beatles. Ponies all over the world heard their songs, and fell in প্রণয় with them.

Twilight: Man, the Beatles have a lotta swag. They must've gotten inspiration from some of dem rappaz to make music, আপনি know what I'm sayin?
Pinkie Pie: A band named after a car I have! Wunderbar! I প্রণয় german music!
Interviewer: Pinkie, The Beatles are British.
Pinkie Pie: That's what আপনি think, but they won't fool me.

As a result of what was happening, Rock & Roll became the new type of সঙ্গীত that everypony wanted to listen to.

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One very famous Rock & Roll player was Jimi Hendrix. He was born in Seattle Washington in 1942, and unfortunately died in 1970. He was right hoofed when it came to playing guitar, but he played a গিটার for ponies that were left hoofed.

রামধনু Dash: Hendrix is awesome! I listen to his songs all the time.

One day, at 6 AM

Applejack: *Sleeping at Sweet আপেল Acres*
রামধনু Dash: *At her cloudhouse, not far away from Sweet আপেল Acres, and wakes up* Time to celebrate living in the United States of Equestria. *Plays song on radio*

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Applejack: *Wakes up from music* RAINBOW, WILL আপনি TURN THAT DISRESPECTFUL আবর্জনা OFF?!!?
রামধনু Dash: Respect the classics AJ, it's Hendrix!

And now, back to our fanfiction.

Vinyl Scratch: Hendrix, he was awesome. I wish that he was still alive so that I could play wubs right দ্বারা him while he plays his guitar. That would be awesome!
Pinkie Pie: Hendrix is wunderbar! I প্রণয় listening to his সঙ্গীত while baking cupcakes, and having parties!
Shining Armor: I like listening to Jimi Hendrix. He was a great musician, and-
Cadence: *Arrives* Shining, who are আপনি talking to?
Shining Armor: Uhhhhhhhhh...........
Cadence: *Sees camera* What is going on?
Shining Armor: I don't know.
Interviewing Pony: Ma'am, I'm asking your husband some প্রশ্ন about music.
Cadence: Oh, cool. আপনি know, I like সঙ্গীত too. My পছন্দ সঙ্গীত to listen to is disco.

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Unfortunately, Disco was not as জনপ্রিয় as it is today. When it was first created in the 70's, ponies began dancing to it, and they enjoyed it, but several years later, they started hating it.

Octavia: I don't know why they started getting a huge disinterest in Disco. One minute, আপনি see ponies listening to it, and dancing to it, then the next, they get a huge sign that says Disco Sucks.
রামধনু Dash: I hate Disco. Not only does it sound bad, but it sounds almost like the name of a villain.. অথবা at least, he was a villain until now.
Discord: *Arrives* Did somepony say my name?
Interviewing Pony: Excuse me sir, what do আপনি think about Disco?
Discord: Oh, that's the best type of সঙ্গীত anypony can listen to. Not only does it sound great, but the name of that সঙ্গীত almost sounds like my name. It's just missing an R, and a D.
রামধনু Dash: Hey, those are my initials! *Laughing*
Discord: *Laughing* Good times Dashie. Good times.
Twilight: Man, Disco is for black ponies like me. It's almost like rap, but it has no swearing in it অথবা anythin.
Shining Armor: As আপনি probably guessed, my wife loves Disco.
Cadence: *Dancing to Disco* Come on Shining, dance with me!
Shining Armor: No thank you, my legs hurt.
Twilight: Man, আপনি haven't shown us any rap yet! Get some rap, get some rap.
Black Ponies: Get some rap! Get some rap!

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When it was invented in the 80's, rap became জনপ্রিয় for African Equestrian ponies living in the hood. There were some ponies that had children who would listen to this kind of music, and they wouldn't be happy about it.

Octavia: It was like the 50's all over again. A new type of সঙ্গীত is created, and ponies get angry about it, because it was জনপ্রিয় with teens, and several young adults.
Vinyl Scratch: পরবর্তি to dubstep, this is the best type of সঙ্গীত to listen to. Why would ponies just get angry over it?
Twilight: Man, 4get them haterz. If they wanna get angry about a certain type of music, we n*ggas are gunna kill dem.

দ্বারা the 90's, it got even আরো popular, but it would also inspire a young টাট্টু to become a musician.

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A টাট্টু named Marshal Mathers, better known as এমিনেম started rapping sometime in the 90's. Much of his childhood was rough, but when he first found out about rap, he decided to give it a try.

Twilight: Man, he ain't black, but he's good.
রামধনু Dash: During the early years of the New Millenium, he got really famous. Rolling Boulder magazine put him in 82nd place for শীর্ষ 100 greatest artists of music.
Cadence: Did আপনি know that Eminen got his own movie?
Shining Armor: Actually, I didn't know that.
Cadence: *Smiles, and turns her head towards Shining Armor* Of course আপনি don't. *Looks away, and frowns* Idiot.

এমিনেম became so popular, that a movie was made based off of the beginning of his career, and he starred as himself. The Movie was named 8 Mile Road, which was also the name of one of his songs, and named after one of the roads in Detroit.

Vinyl Scratch: One of the songs featured in the film got a academy award for best original song. It was called Lose Yourself, the song was called that.
Octavia: Although the film was a massive success, both financially, and critical.
Twilight: Man, it's like I ব্যক্ত before. He ain't black, but he sure knows how to rap. Kanye West must've taught him how to be dat good.
Spike: *Arrives* Twilight, did I hear what I thought আপনি said?
Twilight: Wat আপনি talkin bout?
Spike: এমিনেম never learned how to rap from Kanye West. He learned দ্বারা himself.
Twilight: Man, don't go making up lies Spike. Now go to yo room!
Spike: What for?
Twilight: 4 talkin back! Where'd আপনি hear dat anyway?
Spike: The internet.
Twilight: Man, আপনি can't believe everythin on da internet. *Goes on internet via laptop* Oh cool, my first album got a lot of.. Negative reviews?! Aw man.

Today, everypony listens to music. No matter where they are, what they're doing, most of the time they are listening to music. Yet another new type of সঙ্গীত was created just a few years ago.

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The new type of music, is dubstep. Most songs in this category of সঙ্গীত are remixes of any song chosen. Vinyl Scratch is the best dubstep player in Equestria, and loves her job.

Vinyl Scratch: Nopony can beat me when it comes to operating a খাদ cannon. I'm literally unstoppable!
রামধনু Dash: She hasn't been defeated দ্বারা anypony yet. I don't think she ever will be defeated.
Octavia: Although I'm not particularly a huge অনুরাগী of Vinyl's taste in music, I do like the fact that she beats ponies in competitive music. If she likes it, that's all that matters.
Twilight: Man when it comes to dubstep, Vinyl's alright. But when it comes to rappin, dat's my job.
Pinkie Pie: Nein! Das ist mein job!
Twilight: Man, stop speaking in german!
Pinkie Pie: But I am german.

Vinyl Scratch has competed in many competitions of music, and is undefeated. She plays good, and has hundreds, of thousands of ponies all around the world supporting her.

But there are some ponies that don't like her music, mostly because they're not into dubstep. Like everypony, they have their own opinion on what they like to listen to, and they like it.

Country সঙ্গীত is জনপ্রিয় down south, অথবা with ponies that like to be called red necks. They get offended if আপনি call them a hillbilly.

Rock & Roll has been here to stay for sixty years, and you'll find hundreds of concerts around the world.

Most concerts have jazz bands playing a variety of সঙ্গীত created over the past hundreds of years, অথবা they get creative, and decide to play a song that nopony has ever heard in jazz.

Theme songs for TV shows, and চলচ্চিত্র are also জনপ্রিয় to listen to, if আপনি have them on a CD, অথবা hoofheld device such as an I-pod, অথবা a MP3 player.

But no matter what type of সঙ্গীত আপনি like to listen to, always remember, that sooner অথবা later, a new type of সঙ্গীত will be created someday.

The End.
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Rio: নমস্কার Gay.
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Master Sword: This. *Kicks Guy onto the ground*
Rio: *Kicks Guy as well* We were gonna beat up your special somepony too, but she was lucky enough to get away before we had the chance. *Kicks Guy again*

They kept kicking him, but then...

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