It was a bright দিন in Ponyville. Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, and their বন্ধু were having a picnic, when Spike came running with thousands of letters from Princess Celestia. "I got these about two সেকেন্ড ago!" He exclaimed, and dropped them in front of Twilight. Twilight took one, and two humans came out. Everypony screamed. "I like this পরাকাষ্ঠা one!" ব্যক্ত the girl, walking up to Pinkie and stroking her mane. "Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie! What's your name?" Pinkie said. "My name's Mabel. This is my brother, Dipper." ব্যক্ত the girl. "Mabel, this place looks like it has আরো conspiracies than Gravity Falls!" Dipper exclaimed. Twilight started to take another letter, but রামধনু Dash exclaimed, " Don't--" But it was too late. Twilight had opened another letter of which six humans came out. They all had very...Different hair. "Konichiwaa!" the blue haired girl said. "I CANT UNDERSTAND YOU!!!!!!!" Pinkie screamed. "Here, have these." Twilight said, putting translators around their necks. " My neck fells funny!" ব্যক্ত the blonde girl. "Get used to it..." ব্যক্ত the brunette, rolling her eyes. "So, what are your names?" Rarity asked. "I'm Miku, and this my boy--This is my friend Kaito. This is Rin & Len, they're twins. This is Meiko, she's a little violent, and Luka, one of my best friends." ব্যক্ত the blue haired girl.
Two letters later...
"So, we have...
Dipper, Mabel, Miku, Kaito, Rin, Len, Meiko, Luka, Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup, Panty AND Stocking?" Twilight asked, "Oooh! And me! Pick me!" Pinkie exclaimed. "Yes, Pinkie. I know you're here." ব্যক্ত Twilight. "Good!" Pinkie replied. "And there was this dragon thing who says he was reformed but still hated something called the 'main six'?" Miku asked. "Now that ain't right." ব্যক্ত Applejack. Buttercup started to মুষ্ট্যাঘাত the ground. Panty shot her in the butt. "No way, motherffffffff...bucker!" Panty said. "What?" ব্যক্ত Buttercup. Panty grabbed Buttercup and threw her to Stocking, who beat her up. Panty shot the ground a few times, and a hole appeared. "That's how the দেবদূত do it."
ব্যক্ত Panty. "Yeah!" exclaimed Stocking. "But this is China. not Japan!" Miku said. "Japan, China. They both have pointy eyes and wear crazy makeup, right?" asked Panty as she jumped into the hole. "Bye, bit-Eh, I got nothin'." মোজা said, as she jumped down. "Hi, me!" Bubbles ব্যক্ত to Twilight. "What?" ব্যক্ত Twilight. *insert Tara Strong joke here* Bubbles grabbed Twilight's hoof, and pulled her down the hole. Buttercup and Blossom flew after them. রামধনু and Flutters flew down. Rarity teleported, applejack slid, Pinkie Pie hopped, and the ভোকালয়েড sang as they dropped. China was on fire. "Oh crap." ব্যক্ত Twilight. "Oh crap indeed." Rarity said. "Ooooh! Disco!" Pinkie exclaimed. "That's no disco. It's a মহাকাশ station." ব্যক্ত Fluttershy. "Oh my gosh! আপনি watch টাট্টু Wars too?" রামধনু Dash said. "Yes." Fluttershy said. "This is no time to discuss টাট্টু Wars and discos! It is a time of panic, and finding Discord!" Everypony was chattering about how they thought it was Spike. "I thought it was a Ghost." Panty said. "Crap, we better get out of here if we wanna live!" Buttercup exclaimed "RUN!" Everypony said, and started running. "Oh crap. Slides?" Rarity said. "Just go!" রামধনু Dash exclaimed, and pushed Rarity down the slide. Suddenly, the slide closed up. "Awwww CRAP!!!!!!" Panty yelled. মোজা facepalmed. After a while the hole opened up...But screams were heard. "Rarity!" EveryPONY exclaimed (Keep that in mind, pony) "Who cares about her? She was a snob." Panty said. মোজা nodded. "Uh...ERG! Just go!" Fluttershy said, and tossed everypony down the slide, followed দ্বারা herself. When they got there, they saw কুইন Chrysalis, and Rarity over boiling water. She had tape over her mouth, and was slowly being let down. "Friendship powers, activate! Shape of... UNICORN!" Twilight exclaimed *insert other Tara Strong joke here* Twilight jumped at the rope, yelling "MOVE THE POT!" to everypony else. Fluttershy and রামধনু Dash flew up to the pot, and pushed it away as Twilight cut the rope Rarity was on. applejack ripped the tape hardly off of Rarity's mouth. "Heh...Always wanted to do that." she said. Then, Mabel, Dipper, Miku, Rin, Len, Kaito, Luka, Meiko, Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup, Panty, and মোজা disappeared, and the ponies ended back up in Ponyville. "Ho. Ly. Crap." They said.