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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Equestria, have আপনি ever wondered about how some things in that world are how they are today? Well now, আপনি are about to find out. From having fun, in the park, to fighting crime, অথবা evil terrorists, this is the History of Equestria.

Episode 2: Police Ponies

When there's a robbery, what type of টাট্টু does it's best to stop the criminals? Is it Earth Ponies? Unicorns? Pegasi? The answer is all of them. Yes, all three types of ponies. Why? I'm about to tell you.

In most towns/cities of Equestria, there is too much crime, and the town has a group of ponies that will stop the criminals. These ponies are called the Police.

Right now, we are with two police ponies on a daily patrol on the streets of Ponyville.

Police Pony: This town doesn't really have many ponies that try to break the law, but eventually, there will be somepony that will try to push their luck দ্বারা going against us.
Police টাট্টু 2: We work our hardest, and if we see anypony trying to do something they're not supposed to, we'll put an end to it quickly.
Police Pony: *Stops at intersection*
Fluttershy: *Driving pass the police ponies*
Police Pony: How fast was she going?
Police টাট্টু 2: 20 miles over the 40 mile speed limit. *Puts on sirens*
Police Pony: *Turns left, and chases Fluttershy*
Police টাট্টু 2: Attention all units, this is car 52. We are in pursuit of a 1941 Fillys Equestricar, blue in color. License plate, 4, 1, Peter, Elephant, Thomas, Sam.
Police Pony: We have to say words that start with the letters on the license plate, to make it easier for others to understand what we're doing.
Dispatch: Roger car 52. What is your current location?
Police Pony: We are westbound, just passing Carousel Botique.
Fluttershy: *Turns right*
Police Pony: Suspect just took a right.
Fluttershy: *Driving around Carousel Botique*
Rarity: *Working on dresses in Carousel Botique, sees Fluttershy driving around her botique, with the police following her, but doesn't care* I must finish these dresses.
Fluttershy: *Driving away from Carousel Botique*
Police Pony: Suspect is now heading towards the Golden Oak Library.

Since it was under reconstruction, work vehicles were in the way.

Fluttershy: *Goes passed a crane*
Police Pony: *Passes crane, then hits the back of Fluttershy's car*
Fluttershy: *Loses control, and crashes into a আগুন hydrant*
Police Pony: *Stops car*
Police টাট্টু 2: *Gets out*
Fluttershy: Oh, why are আপনি bullying me?
Police Pony: We're not bullying you. আপনি went over the speed limit, আপনি refused to stop, and we hit the back of your car.
Fluttershy: But I had to help one of my বন্ধু with a sick pet. That's why I was going over the limit.
Police টাট্টু 2: Alright, well পরবর্তি time, try not to go over the limit.
Police Pony: *Gives Fluttershy a ticket* For speeding, and property damages. আপনি can pay us on the internet, অথবা আপনি can give us the money at Court.
Fluttershy: *Scared* I think I'll pay on the internet, thank you.
Police Ponies: *Get back in car, and drives away from Fluttershy*

Another day's work complete.

Ponies that work for the police প্রণয় their job, but like most things, cops haven't been around here forever.

During the middle ages, there were no police ponies. Instead, there were knights, fighting each other for আরো land to have for their kingdom.

The Wild West had no cops either. The closest thing to a police officer was a sheriff. In many towns of the Wild West, the sheriffs would always get killed.

Then, towards the end of the 19th century, the police টাট্টু was invented. Most police ponies were Irish immigrants, living in the east, অথবা mid-west coast of the United States of Equestria.

রামধনু Dash: Police ponies are pretty important. Without them, things would go pretty chaotic around town.
Fluttershy: I got a ticket for speeding, even though I was trying to get to a friend of mine to help one of their sick animals. At least I wasn't arrested.
Twilight: Man, f**k the police. They going around, arresting black ponies like me, and calling us the n word, it's bulls**t.

Often, police ponies get accused, of abusing African Equestrian ponies, because of their race. This was true during the 60's, and before that, because nopony liked African Equestrians.

Twilight: Man, the African Equestrians weren't causing anypony no harm. Yet, they still got arrested, no matter what they were doing.
Applejack: Racism was common fifty, অথবা sixty years ago, and with police ponies, it got bad. Ain't that right Big Mac?
Big Mac: Eeyup.

Despite everything bad that happened years ago, and the accusations that some ponies make, police ponies today do their work, and are never racist with anypony, no matter what their race is.

টেলিভিশন shows about Police Ponies are popular. There have been many Cop shows over the past sixty years. Dragnet, Adam-12, Hawaii Five-0, The Streets Of San Franciscolt, the তালিকা is almost endless. We asked someponies what Cop প্রদর্শনী they liked, and here are the উত্তর we got.

রামধনু Dash: I really like watching Blue Bloods. A lot of action, and everything else that's awesome is in there.
Twilight: Man, what makes আপনি think I'd watch a প্রদর্শনী about something I hate? F**k the police!
Appplejack: I don't have a television, whatever that is.
Big Mac: Eeyup. *Looking at magazine for T.V set* (My sister is an idiot)
Applejack: Big Macintosh, what are আপনি doing?
Big Macintosh: *Puts magazine away* Looking for something we need.
Applejack: *Glaring at Big Mac, then turns happy again* Well, আপনি do that. *Walks away*

The T.V shows are about Police Ponies obviously, but they প্রদর্শনী us what it's like on a typical দিন for a police pony. It's difficult, but the job pays well.

Even though police ponies get paid a good amount of money, some think that it's not enough. They work hard, and sometimes, they nearly get shot.

Twilight: Man, from all of the research I've been doing, it says that police ponies often get in fights with gangsters like me. Them pigs should think twice before trying to stop someone like me.
Fluttershy: I'm glad that they didn't try to shoot me.
Interviewing Pony: That's because আপনি weren't trying to shoot them.
Fluttershy: Oh, so I have to be nice to them, and they'll be nice to me?
Interviewing Pony: আপনি got it.
Fluttershy: That's easy. All of my বন্ধু say that I'm friendly to everyone.
Interviewing Pony: What friends?
Fluttershy: *Cries, and runs to her bed*
Pinkie Pie: This maybe embarrasing for me to say, but once, when I got drunk, I ended up shooting a bunch of police ponies. They couldn't stop me, so they all ran away.

If a suspect proves to be too tough for the cops to handle, they get word from their captain to leave the suspect alone, and continue with their work.

রামধনু Dash: I've never really seen the cops give up when trying to stop somepony. Then again, no one tries to fight back.. Except for Twilight.
Carrot Top: *Cowering on ground* I didn't mean to litter officer! I'm sorry!
Police Pony: That's what they all say.
Twilight: *Drives up in gangster car*
Police Pony: Stop, you're not allowed to park there.
Twilight: আপনি wanna know what I have to say to that? *Grabs shotgun, shoots police pony, and drives away*
রামধনু Dash: When it comes to fighting against the cops, she either drives very fast to escape them, অথবা she just kills them with all of her weapons.
Twilight: *Carrying AK47* Take this piggies! *Shooting police ponies*
রামধনু Dash: Yeah. And everypony think's I'm bad.

When most ponies think about the police, they think about the ones that protect towns/cities. What they don't know is that there are police ponies for many things. Towns, cities, railroads, even the military has it's own police force.

We got a camera crew to follow a টাট্টু in the railroad police, doing a daily patrol in Kansas City, Maressouri. Then, this happened.

RP Pony: *Driving train* I'm officer Johnny Johnson, and I've been in the railroad police for a few years. It's not like being an ordinary cop, আপনি don't just pull somepony over for going over the speed limit. আপনি gotta make sure that every train has what it's supposed to have in cargo, workers, and the right type of freight car for that cargo. There's a lot of other things we RP ponies have to do, such as stop vandals from destroying track, অথবা trains.
Dispatch: Dispatch to engine 602.
RP Pony: *Grabs walkie talkie* Go ahead Dispatch.
Dispatch: We're getting multiple reports of a sabotage on the mainline, going over the river into the Kansas side of our city.
RP Pony: Roger that, I'm on my way to the bridge. *Puts on siren* We have to go to the bridge, and stop some ponies from their saboteur on the train bridge going onto the Kansas side of this city. We're on that line, about .2 miles from it, so they're expecting me to stop them.
Camera Pony: *Filming mainline in front of train*
Interviewing Pony: Are আপনি only allowed to have one caboose coupled up to your engine?
RP Pony: Yeah, it's to keep our engine from pulling too much weight. If we only have one caboose coupled up to our engine, we can find a train, and tow it back to whatever city it came from. *Sees bridge* There's the bridge. *stops train in front of bridge*
Gangster Ponies: *Running away*
RP Pony: They're making a run for it. *Jumps out of engine, and chases gangsters* Hey, get back here!
Camera Pony: *Filming police টাট্টু chasing gangsters*
RP Pony: *Tackles gangster to ground* What were আপনি doing?
Gangster: Nothing man.
RP Pony: Would আপনি mind explaining to me why আপনি were on that bridge with your friends?
Gangster: We're just chillin, we didn't do s**t.
RP Pony: What was with the hammers আপনি ponies had?
Gangster: Nothing!
RP Pony: Then explain to me why those tracks were damaged.
Gangster: Too many heavy trains.
RP Pony: I don't buy it. *Grabs hoofcuffs, and arrests gangster* You're underarrest for vandalism of public property, and you'll be in jail for two years. আপনি have the right to remain silent, anything আপনি say can, and will be used against আপনি in the court of law.

As Johnny, and the camera টাট্টু were walking back to their engine, a Railroad Police car pulled up.

RP টাট্টু 3: আপনি got them?
RP Pony: Only one of them. There were two others that ran away, they went westbound. They'll probably try to destroy this track again, and if they do, we'll stop them.
RP টাট্টু 3: We'll get 'em. *Drives away*
Gangster: They'll get them man.
RP Pony: *Ignores gangster, and puts him in caboose*
Gangster: আপনি ain't just gonna ignore me, are you?
RP Pony: *Locking door*
Gangster: Man, nopony is in here. I can escape!
RP Pony: There's only one door, and I locked it. আপনি won't get out. *Walks back to engine*
Camera Pony: *Following RP Pony*
RP Pony: That's how it is with those ponies. They do something bad, try to hide it, and they pay the consequence. *Climbs into engine* We have to go backwards since the track in front of us is damaged.
Camera Pony: *Climbs back in*
RP Pony: 602 to dispatch, I got one of the suspects, track needs to be repaired, I'm bringing the suspect to you.
Dispatch: Roger that, good work.

Now, we take a look at the military police. Their job is to check everything that's going on, and to make sure things go smoothly in certain parts of the military. The MP's have been around for quite a long time.

Twilight: Man, from all of the বই I've read, MP's have been around for at least seventy years. They take their job seriously. Good thing I ain't in the military, because আপনি know how much I hate police ponies.
Maud: Military Police ponies aren't rocks, so I don't like them.
Rarity: I think their job is fantastic, but they need better uniforms.

On a TV প্রদর্শনী called M*A*S*H, at least half of the episodes have ponies in the Military Police. They either find ponies going A.W.O.L, অথবা arrest somepony for stealing military property.

One of our camera crews got permission to be in a Military Base, located somewhere in the southern region of Equestria.

MP Pony: I'm Seargent O'Neil, and this is my partner, Corporal Simpson.
MP টাট্টু 2: How are you?
MP Pony: We take a look at some of our military bases, and make sure that things run smoothly. We don't want anything bad happening to the soldiers. It's bad enough that they're in the army.
টাট্টু Soldier 46: Hey, আপনি গাউন some of the ammunition for my gun!
টাট্টু Soldier 53: Yeah, well I'm a higher rank than you, private!
টাট্টু Soldier 46: Oh s**t, MP's behind us.
টাট্টু Soldier 53: I'm not falling for that. *Punches soldier*
MP Pony: Here we go. *Runs toward fight*
MP টাট্টু 2: *Follows*
Camera Pony: *Follows MP's*
টাট্টু Soldier 53: *Continues to fight*
MP Pony: Hey, stop the fight!
টাট্টু Soldier 53: *Gets up* Oh, sir. Thank goodness you're here. This private here was trying to assault me. The lower the rank, the dumber they are.
MP Pony: Actually Captain, we heard, and saw the entire thing.
MP টাট্টু 2: If you'll come with us, we're going to discuss this with your commanding officer.
টাট্টু Soldier 46: I tried telling him about আপনি guys, but he wouldn't listen.
MP Pony: That's alright Private, get back to what আপনি were doing.
টাট্টু Soldier 53: Hey, what's with that stallion carrying the camera?
MP Pony: He has permission to see what we're doing. This is all part of the job.
MP টাট্টু 2: Smile. আপনি could become famous.
টাট্টু Soldier 53: Yeah, well maybe this will make me famous. F**k you!

Unfortunately, his fame has been destroyed দ্বারা us censoring a certain word he said.

We showed this video to some other ponies, and here's what they said.

Twilight: Man, that private was a b**ch. Why did the military police help him?
Fluttershy: The captain should have asked for the ammo before he গাউন it.
Rarity: It's things like that, which make me feel great for not being in the army.
Derpy: Wait. What were আপনি প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে me? Can I go প্রথমপাতা now? I'm supposed to be baking muffins.
Celestia: Well. I'm glad none of my soldiers fight like that.
Canterlot Soldier: Hey, watch where you're going!
Canterlot Soldier 2: What are আপনি talking about?
Canterlot Soldier: আপনি hit me!
Canterlot Soldier 2: I was nowhere near you! *Tackles soldiers, and fights him*
Celestia: *Not amused* I stand corrected.

Many serious crimes have been committed through out Equestria. Some of them, are dealing with illegal drugs. We told some ponies about this, and here are what they said.

Twilight: Man, I got's no idea what you're talkin bout. *Grabs weed, and starts smoking it*
Applejack: It's a good thing we don't have any drugs in Ponyville. *Kicks আপেল tree* Wait a minute. *Thinking* Twilight has drugs! I hope she gets put in the slammer.
রামধনু Dash: If there were any ponies dealing with illegal drugs, I'd stop them before the police would be able to.

We got another camera crew to go with some police ponies searching for drugs in Brooklyn, which is near Manehattan.

Police Pony: *Driving police car* All these drug deals were common four years ago, but now they barely do anything like this.
Police টাট্টু 2: Speaking of drugs, guess what Princess Twilight Sparkle has been up to.
Police Pony: What?
Police টাট্টু 2: It's all over the news. She was caught smoking weed.
Police Pony: When আপনি think আপনি know somepony. I thought she died.
Police টাট্টু 2: What are আপনি talking about?
Police Pony: In Hedgehog In Ponyville: Return To Ponyville, রামধনু Dash kills Twilight Sparkle, and brings peace back to Equestria.
Police টাট্টু 2: I never got to see that, but it's too bad Twilight came back to life after that. How was that possible?
Police Pony: I guess it was just-
Dispatch: Attention all units, drug deal going down at the parking lot under the bridge at Washington Avenue.
Police Pony: *Driving to Washington Avenue*
Police টাট্টু 2: Roger. *Turns on siren*
Police Pony: *Turns left on Washington Avenue* There they are.
Drug dealers: *Getting in cars, and a delivery van, and drive away*
Police Pony: I've got three suspect vehicles. A grey 2011 Chevronet Pearla, a white Toycolta Landcruiser, and a white delivery van. I'm in pursuit of the the delivery van, other suspect vehicles are heading along the bridge, northbound.
Dispatch: I copy, sending backup to stop the other two suspects.
Drug Dealer: *Opens door to van, and is carrying a Micro SMG*
Police Pony: Get down.
Camera Pony: *Gets down*
Drug Dealer: *Shooting police car*
Police Pony: Return fire.
Police টাট্টু 2: *Shoots drug dealer*
Drug Dealing Driver: *Turns right*
Police Pony: *Follows drug dealer*
Drug Dealing Driver: *Tries to put on brakes, but they don't work. He wants to slow down to make a left turn, but crashes into a wall*
Police Pony: *Stops car দ্বারা van*
Police টাট্টু 2: Stay here, we'll be back.

We weren't able to get anymore footage of the situation, but the driver was taken to a hospital, and sent to jail for three years. The police in Brooklyn, and Manehattan have many hard tasks to do, but they're not the only ones.

Los Angeles has many nice attractions, but like Manehattan, it's a big city, and also dangerous. The police there never know what's going to happen.

Fluttershy is not the only one breaking the law in Ponyville. A few other ponies do it as well.

Some places in the middle east have ponies who turn out to be terrorists, and there are barely any police ponies in those towns.

Remember this. The ponies that work in the police force don't arrest you, অথবা give আপনি tickets because they hate you, but it's their job, and it's to protect the town that they work in.

The End

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Twilight was at the castle, when Pinkie Pie and applejack arrived.

Pinkie Pie: *Bouncing excitedly* Guten tag Twilight.
Applejack: Pinkie, this ain't the time to be excited! We're being attacked দ্বারা airplanes.
Twilight: Da fuq do আপনি two niggas want?
Pinkie Pie: Zhere is a bunch of airplanes attacking us, und zhey are coming from a portal.
Applejack: We think it's Eggman again.
Twilight: Dat crazy bastard from the same world Sean came from?
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl.
Twilight: Then we need to destroy those things at once! Where da fuq are রামধনু Dash, Fluttershy, and Rarity?
Applejack: Fluttershy and...
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Saten ends up having a slightly bigger role than originally planned.

Warning, this chapter is one of the most foul mouthed chapters of the series..

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Trixie: I can't believe I have to do one of those dumb magic acts today.. It's not even a nightmare night themed type of one!

Derpy: Hey.. Sten and I will be in stage as support..Right Sat-.. Saten?

Saten: (distracted) Oh look, their building the traditional haunted maze.. Can we go after?

Derpy: I don't know.. Each বছর আপনি wind up breaking Sword's nose when he tries scaring you.

Saten:...
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As tribute to having finished that ফোরাম story.

Sword has a larger role in this one than Saten dose..
Sten only has one scene in this one...

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[shades closing]
[windows clattering]
Fluttershy: Fuzzy Legs, do আপনি think আপনি could secure those windows?
[webs shooting]
[windows close]
Fluttershy: And you'll alert me if anything scary comes close to the cottage?
[birds squawk]
Fluttershy: Oh, who am I kidding?... It's WHEN something scary comes close to the cottage! Please tell me my hiding place is ready.
Harry: [growls nicely]
Fluttershy:...
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 This is my OC Donovan. He will take the role of Colonel Von Waldheim
This is my OC Donovan. He will take the role of Colonel Von Waldheim
The following is based off of the 1964 film, The Train.

Paris, August 2nd, 1944. 1511th দিন of German occupation.

German Ponies: *Guarding a museum*
Other German Ponies: *Arriving in a staff car between two motorcycles. They stop at the museum*
German Pony: Achtung.
Driver: *Gets out of the car, and opens the back right door*
Colonel Von Waldheim: *Steps out of the car wearing a jacket, and a hat. He salutes his soldiers, and walks into the museum*

Inside the museum were lots of paintings. This was an art museum.

Colonel Von Waldheim: *Puts his jacket, and hat onto a কোট hanger. He slowly walks...
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Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pierce returned to his টেবিল from the bathroom when he noticed Bob was missing.

Pierce: Where did he go?
Waitress: *Arrives* Where did your friend go?
Pierce: That's what I'd like to find out! He must have left without me. *Sits down* I might as well finish this first, then find a way to catch up to him. *Drinks his milkshake, and takes a bite from his burger*

Meanwhile Karl was driving his car through a town called Tipton. He was on the same highway as Tom again, but this time he was behind him.

Karl: *Stops at a red light*
Pony 1: *Stops behind him, and revs his engine twice*
Pony 2: Easy....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Karl was driving his rental car in Bakersfield.

Karl: I got a decent car for free. *Laughs to himself*
Cop: Attention all units, be on the lookout for a 1957 Ford Fairlane stolen from a Hertz rental place just outside of L.A.
Cop 4: Ten-4, we'll keep an eye out for the car.
Cop: The rental company doesn't want any damage on this car. Understood?
Cop 4: Roger.
Karl: *Yawns* Why do I feel so... sleepy? *Falls asleep*

Song: link

Karl: *Swerving to the left, and right*
Ponies: *Honking their horns*
Karl: *Hits the brakes, and turns left. He goes faster*
Cop 4: That car is speeding.
Cop 3: Might also...
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LATER:

Saten: Hello AppleJack.

AppleJack: (with the other girls as they discuss a plan) Ah can't talk wait now Saten.

Saten: But would আপনি help me be a better boyfriend for Trixie.

AppleJack: Surely আপনি must have 'other' X girlfriends. Yer kinda handsome.

Saten: Well.. There was that 'one' girl I tried asking out... But things didn't go well.

FLASHBACK:

Glaze: (in the middle of গান গাওয়া the রামধনু factory সঙ্গীত video).

Saten: (comes onto the set, forth দেওয়াল styled) Excuse me, parden me.

Director: CUUT!... Who the fuck is this!?

Glaze: (facehoof) Saten.. I told আপনি not to bother me at work.

Saten: But...
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Derpy: I really messed up on those invitations! I feel just awful!
Master Sword: Why'd আপনি bring me to Cake N' বেকন for our third date, I HATE this place!
Derpy: I told Cranky I could get 'em printed for cheap, but that meant hiring somebody with no experience using a printing press... Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.
Sword: To prove my hatred of this place, I'm gonna leave a lousy tip...under fifteen percent!... And then I'll send my meal back, even though it's EXACTLY what I ordered!
Derpy: Is it possible were having two different conversations?
Sword: How should I know, I'm not listening to you!
#1: The new MLP:
I never even heard of the new MLP at the time.
And when I was convinced into seeing it, দ্বারা all those pictures on Facebook.
I can't say I enjoyed it.. In fact.. It was terrible.
But when I heard of all those so called "bronys" I figured to at give it an honest chance before truly judging it.
And the fact it had John De Lancie, only gave me আরো reasons to keep giving it an honest chance..


#2: ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD:
I know what আপনি think.
But no.
Discovering this guy had NOTHING to do with my friendship with Windwakerguy430.
It had to do with looking up Freddy Krueger's villain's...
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Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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Source: facebook, deviantart, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon, and Case বিস্কুট were at a phone booth দ্বারা a drug store when this happened.

Gordon: *Inserts coins in phone booth, and dials Jim's number*
Case Cracker: *Waits in the car*
Jim: Hello?
Gordon: It's done. Anthony is dead.
Jim: That's good. Come on down to the pizzeria, and I'll-
RIB's: *Shooting ponies in pizzeria*
Jim: *Gets shot* AGH! Get over here quickly!! *Hangs up*
Gordon: *Runs to car* Case, Jim is in trouble. I don't know what's happening, but we have to go help him quickly *Drives onto highway*
Case Cracker: Let's hurry then!
Gordon: *Going 90 miles an hour*
Case Cracker: *Impatiently...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon, and Case বিস্কুট blew up a room in the Equestrian Pyramid. They were on a lift outside of the building, and were now about to finish the job.

Case Cracker: On your mark. *readies pistol*
Gordon: *Makes lift go down* Get set.
Manehattan Ponies: *Running away*
Gordon: *stops lift* Go *Runs in room*
Case Cracker: *Runs inside. Shoots 3 running away*
Manehattan ponies: *Grab Shotguns*
Gordon: *Shoots a pony's head off* Get behind the counter *Gets behind counter*
Case Cracker: *Ducks behind counter*
Manehattan টাট্টু 36: *Shoots the counter* Get up, and fight like stallions আপনি cowards!
Case Cracker:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Gordon
SeanTheHedgehog and Izfankirby Present

Grand Theft Ponies

San Franciscolt, December 1988

The fanfic begins with Gordon, and Case বিস্কুট at Gordon's house. They are watching a football game. The Eagles are beating the Giants 21-10

Gordon: I always told আপনি that the Giants sucked.
Case Cracker: Calm down, halftime just ended. They've had some bad luck is all.
Gordon: No kidding. They'll never win a game.

Suddenly, the phone rings.

Gordon: Ah good. Commercials, and a call. *picks up phone* Hello?
Jim: নমস্কার Gordon, it's Jim. Get Case বিস্কুট with you, and meet me at the Pizzeria on Mane Ashbury.
Gordon:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic রামধনু as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: What are আপনি laughing for? We didn't even start the skit yet.
Audience: *Laughing*

The End

Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: What the hell are আপনি doing?! If we didn't even start the skit, what makes আপনি think it's the end?

Now the skit starts. At the Ponyville golf course, Mitchell, and Olson were playing against each other.

Mitchell: *Waiting to hit the ball as he hears a train's horn*
Olson: *Waiting*
Mitchell: *Hits...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Link to part 3: link

Ditto: There are two things I want আপনি to do.
Thomas: I thought আপনি ব্যক্ত there was only one thing.
Ditto: Yeah, well.. I lied about that. I want আপনি to practice concentration, and spiking the ball.
Erik: I can't believe আপনি lied to us coach.
Ditto: Yeah, I know. Now start practicing, first on spiking. Thomas, Mimi, and Joe, আপনি go on one side of the net, and the rest of আপনি stay on the other side.
Silver: That's fine. I had no anticipation on leaving this side of the net anyway.
Ditto: Good. *Throws ভলিবলখেলা to Thomas* Spike it Tom.
Thomas: *Spikes the ball, but it goes...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After some time passed, the diamond সারমেয় got their ship repaired. Well, actually they didn't do anything. They just watched the repair টাট্টু fix their ship.

Repair Pony: There. Your ship has been repaired. It'll cost you-
Indiana Bones: *Shoots the ground near the pony's hoof* We won't be paying anything if আপনি don't mind.
Repair Pony: *Nervous* Uh no. I don't mind. Go ahead. The repairs are free.
Indiana Bones: Just the way we like it. Right fellas?
Diamond Dogs: Yeah.

As they were getting their ship out of the repairs, Martin went back into the guard tower, and looked through his microscope....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Why are we always standing in front of the exact same house?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Don't ask me. Ask the director.
Master Sword: He's not even here.
Tom: Why not?
Master Sword: He got arrested for drunk driving, and attacking a police officer, thinking it was a zombie panda.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Strange.... very very strange. Today's crossover parody, Barbie: Life In The Russian Front.
Audience:...
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