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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Ice Cube's train
Ice Cube's train
Previously, Con, and Ice Cube were in a car chase, but there cars fell off a bridge. Now, they were standing face to face on the railroad line.

Con: *Pointing gun at Ice Cube* Get Pinkie out of the ট্রাঙ্ক of your car.
Ice Cube: And why should I do that?
Con: Because if আপনি don't, you'll find a bullet that has your name on it. Unlock the trunk.
Ice Cube: *Opens ট্রাঙ্ক door to her car*
Pinkie Pie: *Comes out* Danke! Now let's throw a party!
Ice Cube: Man shut up! Okay, আপনি got your friend, now leave me alone.
Con: I don't think so. আপনি have attacked a spy of the C.I.E, and pose as a threat to us with your alicorn organization. You'll have to come in for questioning.
Ice Cube: *Sees a train* অথবা better yet, I don't come in for questioning. *Jumps on train*
Pinkie Pie: Ver damnt! I wanted to ask her questions!
Con: There's a lot of freight cars on this train she got on. Why don't we hop on before the end passes us?
Pinkie Pie: *Sees another train* Better idea. Steal that passenger train coming towards us.
Con: It's a train. How do আপনি expect me to stop it?
Pinkie Pie: *Sets up a roadblock, and is dressed as a WW2 German soldier* Halt!
Engineer: *Stops train*
Con: Excellent. I couldn't have done better myself.
Engineer: *Gets out of train* What is the meaning of this?
Con: C.I.E. A suspect has stolen that freight train passing us, and we need to stop her. *Gets in the engine* Let's go Pinkie.
Pinkie Pie: *Hops into engine*
Engineer: *Uncouples cars from engine*
Con: *Drives train*

Chase song: link

Ice Cube: *Sees Con, and Pinkie Pie in their engine, and teleports to the back coupling of her engine*
Con: *Sees Ice Cube* There she is.
Pinkie Pie: Looks like she's uncoupling the rest of that train.
Ice Cube: *Uncouples train from engine*
Con: How did আপনি know that?
Pinkie Pie: I break the 4th wall. I'm supposed to know everything that happens.
Ice Cube: *Returns to the cab of her engine*
Con: *Getting closer*

There were three tracks on the mainline. Ice Cube was on the left track, and Con was on the right.

Ice Cube: *Loads up a Bizon Sub machine gun*
Con: *Reloads his desert eagle*
Ice Cube: *Aiming at Con*
Con: *Sees a switch for the middle track*
Ice Cube: *Tries to shoot, but her gun is jammed*
Con: *Shoots switch, and goes onto the middle track*
Ice Cube: *Unjams gun*
Con: *Opens window on his train, and shoots at Ice Cube*
Ice Cube: *Opens window on her train*
Con: *Slows down, and is behind Ice Cube*
Ice Cube: *Uses magic to switch her engine onto the middle track*
Con: *Goes faster, and rams Ice Cube's engine*
Ice Cube: *Walks onto platform of her engine*
Con: *Shooting at Ice Cube*
Ice Cube: *Avoiding bullets*
Pinkie Pie: *Grabs her own Walther pistol, and shoots at Ice Cube*
Ice Cube: *Doesn't get hit দ্বারা any bullets, and returns fire*

She broke the front windows on Con's engine.

Con: *Climbs out of his engine, and jumps onto Ice Cube's engine*
Ice Cube: *Punches Con*
Con: *Leans on side of engine, and kicks Ice Cube towards the guardrail*
Ice Cube: *Nearly falls off*
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots guardrail*
Ice Cube: *Nearly gets shot*
Con: *Punches Ice Cube*
Ice Cube: *Tries to মুষ্ট্যাঘাত Con*
Con: *Ducks*
Ice Cube: *Punches side of train*
Con: *Kicks Ice Cube on the ground, and runs back to his own engine*
Ice Cube: *Tries to stand up*
Con: *Couples his engine onto Ice Cube's engine*
Ice Cube: *Goes to coupling, and uncouples the engines*
Con: *Shoots at Ice Cube*
Ice Cube: *Running back to cab*
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots window on Ice Cube's engine's cab*
Ice Cube: *Getting angry, and returns fire*
Con: *Slightly reduces speed*
Ice Cube: *Getting ahead*
Pinkie Pie: *Aims gun at Ice Cube, and shoots eleven bullets to rhythm of music*
Ice Cube: *Shoots gun out of Pinkie's hoof*
Con: *Speeds up, and hits the back of Ice Cube's engine*
Ice Cube: *Reloads her gun, and shoots at Con* Die আপনি son of a ni-
Pinkie Pie: Grrr. *Takes Con's gun, and returns fire*
Ice Cube: *Has her gun shot out of her hooves*
Pinkie Pie: Oh yeah! Germans rule!
Con: *Takes gun from Pinkie, and goes onto Ice Cube's engine*
Ice Cube: *Grabs metal pipe*
Con: *Pointing gun at cab* Ice Cube! This is your last warning! Stop the train, and come out with your hooves up!!
Ice Cube: *Throws pipe at Con*
Con: Gah! *Drops gun, and falls on floor*
Ice Cube: *Running towards gun*
Con: *Dives for gun*
Ice Cube: *Kicks Con in the face*
Con: *Nearly falls off. He is holding onto part of the engine with his front hooves*
Ice Cube: *About to shoot Con*
Pinkie Pie: *Punches Ice Cube, and wrestles with her for control of the gun*
Con: *Climbs up*
Ice Cube: *Pointing gun in the air*
Pinkie Pie: *Pulls trigger, and shoots one bullet*
Con: *Punches Ice Cube, and gets his gun back*
Ice Cube: *Hears another train* I don't know 'bout all y'all, but I'm outta here. *Jumps off train*
Con: *Sees another train coming towards them* Jump! *Jumps off*
Pinkie Pie: *Also jumps off*

Stop the song. An explosion occurred when the two trains crashed into each other, but Con, and Pinkie were too far away to sustain any injuries.

Con: *Looking around* I don't see Ice Cube.
Pinkie Pie: Neither do I. আপনি better get me back to Canterlot.
Con: That could take days.
Pinkie Pie: Oh, leave it to me. *Makes the background change to Canterlot*
Con: Impressive. We're in Canterlot now.
Pinkie Pie: Ja. Now, nopony will know that we crashed a train in San Franciscolt.
Con: Let's go back to P.

2 B continued
 Con গাউন this train to chase down Ice Cube in the stolen freight train
Con stole this train to chase down Ice Cube in the stolen freight train
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Previously, Gordon was being too stupid to stop at a red signal. As a result, he was close to crashing into a train.

Gordon: *shuts eyes*
Coffee Creme: *prepares to jump*

But before Coffee Creme jumped, Gordon's train stopped. It was literally half of a centimeter close to the other train.

Coffee Creme: What happened?
Gordon: I don't know, but it's completely unacceptable. Stay here, I'll be back.
Coffee Creme: I wanna go with you.
Gordon: Stay here!! I'll be back!
Coffee Creme: *sits in chair*
Gordon; *walks to other engine* It's so hot. *turns around*
Coffee Creme: *waiting*
Gordon: *comes back*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run দ্বারা thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 4: প্রদর্শনী business

October 3, 1950

Pete: *driving train at 10 miles an hour, then stops* Hello. I'm the controller of the Union Pacific. This engine I'm driving is not only fast, but it's the world's largest engine, and can pull a train five miles long. The Union Pacific. Power in everything.
Director: Aaaaand cut!! That was excellent.
Pete: Thank...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a wonderful দিন in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.

Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering আরো ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: আপনি really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot আপনি in the arm! Why aren't আপনি bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord: That's it, you're screwed! Everypony, drop...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con Mane has returned.

We begin our story in Beijing, which was violently taken over দ্বারা the koreans.

Con: *sneaks onto dock*
korean pony55: What was that?
Con: *kills pony* আরো like who was that?
korean pony21: I'll be right back I just wanna get some cider.
Con: *sneaks toward warehouse*
korean pony21: *shoots at Con*
Con: *dodges bullets*
korean pony21: All units, we have an intruder in the warehouse!
Con: *pulls out gun* Where is that manifest?
korean leader: What do আপনি need the manifest for? Grenades? We made specially designed grenades to blow up an entire building. Now that আপনি know...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is another story with Con Mane in it. Right now he is planting explosives in a russian military base disguised as a bar.

Con Mane: Ok time to head up. *walks into bar*
Scarlet: Everytime it rains it rains pennies from heaven *eyes Con*
Con: *walks up আরো stairs heading in the bathroom*
Russian pony: Hey. I saw আপনি enter the explosive room.
Con: Oh did you? *fights russian pony*
Scarlet: What are আপনি doing?!
Con: *throws russian into bathtub*
Russian pony: *pulls out gun*
Con: *throws অনুরাগী into tub which electrocutes the russian pony* Shocking. Positively shocking.

Mares and stallions,...
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posted by NocturnalMirage
The last solstice

Chapter 9: Doubts


The process is very slow, like cruising out of a dark tunnel. First, he hears muffled sounds. Everything’s quieted down. There’s no sign of battle. Then he can form coherent thoughts. The air is weird… stuffy, yet somehow refreshing at the same time. It’s quite ambivalent. Strange wafts are trying to get near his mind. The smell billows around his awakening consciousness. Is that… perfume?

The symbolic light at the end of the tunnel grows brighter, as the fog starts to break up. The stallion attempts to collect his thoughts. His heavy eyelids open...
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I am about to parachute out of an airplane with Rarity, Pinkie Pie, and রামধনু Dash. This could be interesting.

Sean: *looks out window*
Rarity: We're going to jump soon.
Sean: Why don't আপনি three go first?
Rarity: That's nice of you.
Pinkie Pie: Green light go!

Soon the four of us jump out of the plane deploying our parachutes, getting ready to defend Manehattan from the griffons. Back at Canterlot

Twilight: Griffons!
Fluttershy: Oh my *trembling in fear*
Celestia: Theres over a dozen of them! ATTACK!
ponies: *fire বন্দুক at griffons*
griffons: *fire back* FOR GILDA!!
soldier: *shoots machine gun*
Two...
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 Toothy
Toothy
Chapter 5: talk about eye candy

it was to weeks after Pop and Cub got to Ponyville, Cub came back, none of the ponies understood the system but they were glad it existed. “i wonder who's coming today.” Flippy thought. “hmm......judging দ্বারা who has come already............either Cuddles, Giggles অথবা Toothy are next, too many killers have come.”

“hey Flippy, could আপনি help me with something?” Twilight asked.

“what is it, I was thinking of who's coming today.”

“well, someone is coming today and they want a party but Pinkie is sick.” Twilight explained.

“oh my god, with what?”...
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So this is my first টাট্টু fic! Tell me what আপনি think please?
“Where are we going, Twilight?” applejack asked. Twilight Sparkle ignored her friend, and plodded onward through the Evergreen Forest, oblivious to the fear emanating from her companions.

“Wh-why are we in here?” Fluttershy stammered nervously, almost forgetting to flap her wings as she hovered above the other ponies. Twilight turned to her, the exasperation clear on her face.
“I told you, I need a special root for my spells, and it only grows in the Evergreen Forest!”
Fluttershy nodded and muttered a quick “yes”, trembling....
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Let's start with applejack bucking apples........

AJ: wow, I bet I just got a new high record on bucking apples!
AB: sis, when am I gonna have my cutie mark?
AJ: আপেল bloom! I've told ya a billion times, I don't know!
AB: UGH!............Hey! Here comes রামধনু dash!
AJ: Now go run along ya little pony
AB: ok! (leaves)
RD: 'sup applejack
AJ: howdy rainbow!
RD: So, wanna come over to fluttershy's house today?
AJ: sorry sugarcube, but I got lots of work to do
RD: oh AJ! Can't আপনি just chill for a second?
AJ: I will, but I still need to do some work
RD: who cares about work! C'mon PLLLEEAASSEE!!!!!
AJ: well...
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This isnt THE fanfic ive been planning. Its just something that popped into my mind after পাঠ করা creepypastas. If I get enough good reviews, ill continue it. Any feedback would be massively appreciated. No descriptive gore.

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I quietly galloped into the boutique, only to see my little sister, Sweetie Belle, sprawled on the floor, sobbing her lit eyes out. Surrounding her were multiple papers emblazed with drawings and doodles. To her left was a box of crayons.
"What's wrong, Sweetie? I thought you'd be with your friends."
She turned to stare at me.
"I was, but then Scootaloo went to help...
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posted by pikachu700
Pinkie pie: what are আপনি doing in my bedroom *grabs chainsaw*
me: HOLY S**TIAOUNI
pinkie pie: *starts chainsaw*
me: *looks at window and gets out*
(atfer i got out i was in the forest full of wild জন্তু জানোয়ার and traps)
me: oh my!
*try to be careful over the traps and bears but got hurt দ্বারা them too much*
me: *see's a road and looks around but no cars*
oh my what if she...
(all the sudden see's a shed witch i know they are dangerous but i had to do it)
*walks into shed theres blood everywhere and hides in a hiding spot*
to be continued
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মাই লিটল পনি ফ্রেন্ডশিপ ইজ ম্যাজিক
Dear Diary,

Today, I had a good adventure with my friends. The bad thing about it, though, was, somepony ব্যক্ত "Let's go this way!" And I ব্যক্ত "No! Let's go this way!" We were all confused and most of us didn't understand anypony, but at least I had a adventure!

From, Twilight Sparkle.

Dear Diary,
Today, I went to go with my বন্ধু to complete a obstacle course that everypony in Ponyville had to go across. I got past it, but I didn't win the race. I wasn't in first place. I was in third place. But third wasn't last. Twelfth was, but I came in like it was first if there were twelve spots!

From, Twilight SParkle
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Lola's car
Lola's car
As Con was leaving the Opera House, a mare in a small car came.

Lola: Get in.
Con: Do I know you?
Lola: Get in!
Con: Alright. *Gets in car*
Lola: *drives* Are আপনি 0007?
Con: Yes. And আপনি are?
Lola: Lola. I need your help with something.
Con: What do আপনি need my help for?
Lola: To stop Yolo.
Con: Alright. *Sees telephone booth* Stop the car. I have to make a call.
Lola: *stops car*

at C.I.E headquarters

P: *Hears phone ring* Who is it?
Mr. Foust: It's 0007 sir.
P: Great. I want to give him a piece of my mind. *Picks up phone* Goddamnit Con! আপনি weren't supposed to kill-
Con: I COULD CARE LESS! I COULD...
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