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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con flew into Marelin Germaneigh, the town where M.I.3 headquarters were located.

Con: *Walking downstairs in the airport*
Fenix: *Holding up a sign that says Equestria*
Con: Guten tag Mr. Lighter.
Fenix: No need to be so formal 0007. We are old friends, ja?
Con: আপনি know it. Where's Rain Bouvier?
Fenix: She will meet us at HQ. We must get there ourselves.
Con: Did your boss give আপনি another unreliable set of wheels?
Fenix: Nein, this time they gave me a brand new Horsche 199 Turbo.
Con: Excellent.
Fenix: I'm glad আপনি think so.

So the two stallions got in Fenix's car, and drove to M.I.3 Headquarters.

German Commander: Guten tag 0007.
Con: Seems like everypony has been saying that to me lately.
German Commander: It's the German way of saying hello.
Fenix: He was glad আপনি didn't give me something unreliable for once.
German Commander: Oh yeah? আপনি like the sports car? I'll get আরো of them like that for you.
Con: Yeah, and if আপনি ever feel like আপনি need any muscle cars, I'm sure my boss would be আরো than happy to give আপনি some.
Rain: *Arrives* Con, it's so good to see আপনি again!
Con: Likewise Ms. Bouvier. It's an honor to see you.
German Commander: আপনি three know what to do?
Fenix: Jawohl. We'll start the mission right away.
German Commander: Excellent. Get to the বিমানের নির্মিত পথ immediately. The plane is waiting, and it will take আপনি to one of our bases. From there, আপনি get the tanks. Once আপনি push ISIS away from Europe, then the three of আপনি will go to L.A, and defeat Ice Cube.
Con: আপনি can count on us sir.
German Commander: Don't I know it?

Con, Fenix, and Rain were on the plane, and they were getting close to the position of their tanks.

Pilot: Get ready to jump.
Con: We're jumping?
Fenix: Yes. We must get to the tanks as quickly as possible.
Con: Okay. Wasn't expecting to jump out of a moving plane, but if that's what we have to do..
Rain: You'll be fine.
Pilot: Go, quickly!
Con, Fenix, and Rain: *Jump out of plane, and deploy parachute*
Fenix: *Looking at ground*
Rain: Wait a second, I'm a pegasus. I don't need parachutes. *Takes off her parachute, gives it to Con, and flies down to the tanks*
Con: Okay Fenix, I think the both of us should hold onto this. I got one strap, now আপনি hold onto the other.
Fenix: *Grabs other strap*
Con: So it's going to take us a long time to hit the ground. What do আপনি want to talk about?
Fenix: I heard Pinkie Pie is your boss again. What happened to Parcival?
Con: He tried to kill Pinkie, but I shot him.
Fenix: Parcival tried to kill her?
Con: Yeah.
Fenix: That's surprising. I never thought he would do such a thing.
Con: Well he did it.

They land on the ground দ্বারা their tanks.

Rain: What took আপনি three so long?
Con: আপনি gave us your parachute, and flew down here.
Rain: You're right, I did.
Fenix: You're going to stay with us on this mission, right? আপনি won't fly away from us like আপনি did with the parachutes?
Rain: Of course. আপনি don't really think I'm gonna abandon you, do you?
Con: That thought did ক্রুশ my mind.
Rain: Come on. Let's get in our tanks, and push ISIS back. Okay?
Fenix: Okay. There are three of us, and two of our soldiers are also here with us. Five should be enough, because all ISIS has are poorly built tanks, barracks made out of sheet metal, and short range weapons.
Con: They are from the Middle East after all.
Fenix: Are we ready?
Con: Yeah.
Rain: Yes.
German Ponies: Yes sir.
Fenix: Than let's go.

The five tanks took off, and went towards ISIS territory

ISIS টাট্টু 64: Tanks incoming.
ISIS টাট্টু 52: Get our tanks out there right now.
ISIS Ponies: *Driving tanks*
Fenix: And now it's time to do something everypony does to win a tank battle. Play সঙ্গীত on the loudspeakers. *Plays song*

Song: link

ISIS টাট্টু 3: Music!
ISIS টাট্টু 7: It's coming from the enemy tanks!
Con: There's gotta be hundreds of tanks out there.
Fenix: They may outnumber us, but remember that their tanks are poorly built. *Shoots tank* It only takes one tank shell to destroy them.
Con: Ha! That's it? This is going to be easy. *Shoots tank*
Rain: *Shoots tank*
German টাট্টু 66: *Shoots tank*
German টাট্টু 95: *Shoots tank*
ISIS Ponies: This is impossible! They are taking down our tanks one, দ্বারা one!
Con: *Shoots barracks*
ISIS Ponies: *Die*
ISIS টাট্টু 63: *Driving tank towards Con*
Con: Oh no আপনি don't. *Shoots tank*
ISIS টাট্টু 24: *Shoots at Fenix, then the চূড়া on his tank falls off*
Fenix: Nearly got shot.
ISIS টাট্টু 24: Time for some demolition derby. *Rams Fenix*
Fenix: Somepony give me a hoof over here.
German টাট্টু 66: I'll get him. *Shoots ISIS টাট্টু 24*
Fenix: Wunderbar. That was close.
ISIS টাট্টু 35: *Going towards Rain*
Rain: *Shoots ISIS টাট্টু 35*
Con: *Shoots tank* Enemy infantry. *Uses machine gun to shoot infantry*
German টাট্টু 95: *Shoots two tanks with rapid precision*
Fenix: *Shoots infantry with tank shell* Blow them all away.
Con: Like leaves on a sidewalk. Only leaves don't have blood.
Rain: *Shoots tank*
ISIS Ponies: We are losing too many tanks! This should not be happening!
Con: *Shoots tank*
ISIS টাট্টু 51: *Driving tank, but the tracks fall apart* My tank can't move!
German টাট্টু 66: *Shoots ISIS টাট্টু 51*
Con: We only got eighty enemy tanks left.
Fenix: We're making excellent progress.

When all the enemy tanks were destroyed, the five ponies went back to where they got their tanks, and sang along to their music.

Fenix: Ob's stürmt oder schneit, Ob die Sonne uns lacht,
Con: Der Tag glühend heiß, Oder eiskalt die Nacht.
Rain: Verstaubt sind die Gesichter.
German টাট্টু 66: Doch froh ist unser Sinn, Ja unser Sinn.
German টাট্টু 95: Es braust unser বর্মাবৃত Im Sturmwind dahin!

2 B continued
 The tanks used দ্বারা Con, Fenix, and Rain
The tanks used by Con, Fenix, and Rain
posted by AquaMarine6663
Aqua followed Pinkie and her brother as they approached Carousel Boutique. “La-la-la. I can’t wait for আপনি to meet rarity! She’s so nice, and makes pretty dresses! Pinkie Pie rambled on to Peak. When they had reached the boutique, Aqua Marine waited outside while Pinkie Pie introduced Peak to Rarity. Surprisingly, he only left three মিনিট later. “Wow, how did আপনি manage to leave so early?” she asked him. “Well, I just simply declined the offer for her to make me something. Simple.” He shrugged. “Next stop, রামধনু Dash!” Pinkie squealed, hopping away. They followed her to...
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SEVERAL DAYS LATER:


Guard: আপনি must of been counting your blessings Chimney. আপনি made bail.


Patrol board member: Do আপনি believe, in your best judgment, that আপনি have been rehabilitated?
Chimney Sheep: Rehabilitated? It's just a stupid, made-up word, so boys like আপনি can sit behind a desk, wear a fancy suit, and feel important. You're a jerk, and I had sex with your mother last night. And I swear to God, আপনি let me outta here, first thing I'm gonna do is kill again!
Patrol board member: (approves him for bail)


Chimney: Well. Thanks for bailing me out আপনি two.
Derpy: No problem.
Chimney: Shit Derpy....
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Saten Twist and the girls finally found and rescued the princess's.


Luna: And who's this?
Saten: I'm Saten Twist.. And your prettier in person.
Luna: Well.. Thank you. But please don't get to close, আপনি have bad breath. And a creepy look to you.
Saten: Well.. আপনি could of just as easily thanked me for saving your 'royal a-
Celestia and Twilight: (desperately tries to change the subject)
Saten: (still to Luna) Bitch!
Celestia: (desperetly changing subject) So.. I hope everything's been alright.
Twi: Depends on how well our Ditto was able to handle, controlling Canterlot joining my absence.
Luna: Oh....
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Source: DeviantArt, Joyreactor
It was a nice দিন in Garden's Abode...
Garden Hose: Amber, is there anything on TV?
Amber: Nope. Not what I see.
Winter Chill (on TV): Want an awesome TV with awesome channels?
Pen Kill: Well, then come on done to "Cheeseburger's TV Shop"
Amber: That looks cool!
Garden Hose: Let's go!
Garden & Amber hopped into the car and went to Cheeseburger's.
Cheeseburger: Hiya! I'm Cheeseburger!
Amber: আপনি sound a lot like Mickey Mouse.
Cheeseburger:Shut up.
Amber: Oh, okay, not Mickey.
Cheeseburger: Anyway, why are আপনি girls here?
Garden Hose:Well, we saw your commercial and we want a TV!
Cheeseburger: Nope, this...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NocturnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, and Duke From Seanthehedgehog

Episode 59

The Race To Denver

Date: September 10, 1956
Location: Denver, Coltorado

A...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NocturnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, and Duke From Seanthehedgehog

And introducing Ryan from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 58

Lying Is Bad

September 3, 1956
Location:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Nikki, Anthony, and Roger arrived at Oden where Duke was. They were at the airport, and were looking at a map.

Nikki: What have y'all found so far?
Anthony: Well, দ্বারা looking at these maps we have, we should be able to go north for five miles. Then, we'll find him.

So they went north.

Searching song: link

Roger: *Walking in front*
Anthony: *Looking at maps*
Nikki: *Following both stallions*
Roger: Water?
Nikki: *Throws water bottle to Roger
Roger: *Catches water bottle* Nice throw.
Nikki: How much longer of this search? I'm supposed to be enjoying my vacation, but I'm with you, going on a wild goose...
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Source: joyreactor
Bob, and Jerry were watching the football game on TV. The Fillydelphia Eagles were going against the St. Foalis Rams.

Jerry: This oughta be an interesting game.
Bob: Personally, I think St. Foalis is good with baseball, but not football.
Jerry: Hey, everypony has their own opinion.
Bob: Can I ask আপনি a question?
Jerry: Yeah, but make it quick. I wanna watch the game.
Bob: I'm kind of surprised that আপনি wanted to meet up at a zoo, because you're a অনুরাগী of sports. I thought we'd meet up at a ballpark, অথবা something like that.
Jerry: As much as I like sports, I thought the zoo would be a good spot...
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Lieutenant Briggs was walking down a hallway in police headquarters. The captain was following him.

Briggs: *Opens door to doctor's office*
Doctor: Hello আপনি two, what can I help আপনি with?
Briggs: We wanna talk to Harry. How is he?
Doctor: Well, I could open up his wound, and let his brains go all over your hooves.
Captain: Alright now, we don't need a doctor with that kind of attitude.
Doctor: Sorry captain.
Harry: *Looks up at Briggs*
Briggs: It was supposed to be a simple arrest. However, আপনি decided to get reckless, kill Frank, and his entire gang.
Harry: You're blaming me for all the murders?...
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Previously, we killed some people holding Princess Cadence hostage. Shortly after রামধনু Dash's arrival, we turned back to normal.

Sean: Our disguises are gone. Cadence, do আপনি know any spells to make us look like one of them?
Cadence: No I don't.
Sean: Alright. *gets map of castle* We've got a lot of ammo, explosives, and we need to create a lot of confusion if we're getting out of here alive.
Rainbow Dash: What should we do?
Sean: Dash, I want আপনি to place some explosives in this room, most of them should go দ্বারা the door, for when the enemy tries to open them, they'll die.
Shredder: There's...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
posted by Canada24
Having won the battle, our নায়ক regrouped.

Rover was still tied up, flopping like a মাছ as he was a trying to escape.

"Shut up!" Rarity growled, as he kept moaning.

"This isn't over Mrs Rarity!" Rover threatened.

"Yeah, well. Till then.. I'll just be taking my sister and going" Rarity ব্যক্ত slyly.

Rover growled as he continued looking for something sharp enough to free himself.

Rarity found and untied, cute little Sweetie Belle, before passionately hugging her.

Everyone was leaving.

But they were a bit slower, due to having to keep waiting for Ditto to catch up, due to his hoof injury, making him...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: deviantart