মাই লিটল পনি ফ্রেন্ডশিপ ইজ ম্যাজিক Club
যোগদান
Fanpop
New Post
Explore Fanpop
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren

Everypony in Ms. Schultz's class was bored. They had to write down a paragraph about the importance of geometry.

Gary: *Chewing eraser on pencil*
James: *Sleeping, and thinking about ice cream*
Sunny: What is this? English class?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: We're supposed to be learning about math here!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: আপনি are. If আপনি keep লেখা that essay, আপনি will.
Brianna: Ms. Schultz, Sunny has a very good point. Why are we doing something related to English class, when we are supposed to be doing math problems?
Lauren: Better yet, why do we learn about these things with somepony that insults আপনি 24/7?
Gary: That's what I've been doing to you?
Audience: *Laughing*
Lauren: What? আপনি didn't know that calling somepony an idiot was insulting?
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: I was just messing around. I didn't mean it.
Lauren: Let's not forget yesterday, when আপনি ব্যক্ত I smelled like shit. I told আপনি I got offended, and আপনি said, *Talking like Gary* Please, be offended.
Audience: *Laughing*
Maria: That was a terrible impression of Gary.
Gary: What about me?
Audience: *Laughing*
Maria: This is how to do it properly. *Clears her throat, and sounds exactly like Tom Hanks* Lauren, আপনি smell like shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: That didn't sound anything like me either.
Lauren: Ms. Schultz, do আপনি see who I have to put up with over here?
Ms. Schultz: Get better perfume.
Audience: *Laughing*

Saten Twist walks in the classroom.

Audience: *Clapping*
Saten Twist: I didn't do anything yet. Hold your applause until I actually do something.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Why are আপনি here?
Saten Twist: I'm feeling better after being in that baseball game with *Sees Lauren* Aina, you're here too?
Lauren: Aina? Who's that?
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: Twist-
Saten Twist: Don't call me that. There's a very bad টাট্টু with that name, and my name is Saten Twist.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: Whatever. Aren't আপনি supposed to be in the Celestia skit in the পরবর্তি part of this episode?
Saten Twist: No, we're doing a musical instead.
James: Hah! Gaaaaaaay!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: James, what did I tell আপনি about saying that word?
James: Your mother.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Before I go, *Looks at James* Your mother is so fat, that she needs a কপিকল to go upstairs. *Walks away*
Audience: *Laughing*
James: A your mother joke?
Gary: Was he for real?
James: I heard better insults from my baby brother.
Audience: *Laughing*

2 B continued
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 4 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: *Running towards Pinkie Pie, but gets sideswiped দ্বারা a room to her right, and goes in it to see the sign toiletten* Haha, and আপনি thought I wouldn't find it.
Applejack: *Stays in the first room with Twilight, shooting zombies* If that's all আপনি got, maybe you're not drinking enough.
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots the head off of two zombies* Ah, wunderbar Dashie, you've made it just in time.
Rainbow Dash: Don't আপনি ever, leave without the rest of us, EVER AGAIN!!
Pinkie Pie: Oh Dash, আপনি worry too much. *Shoots the head off of a zombie near রামধনু Dash* Now hurry up, and...
continue reading...
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

The train went through a tunnel when this happened.

Rarity: I am not getting this wagon dirty.
Applejack: Rarity, we can't let simple things like mud stop us! We need to get to that train.
Rarity: I no longer want to find the train.
Applejack: Well what about রামধনু Dash?
Rarity: রামধনু Dash is a tough pony, who-
Applejack: *Makes the wagon go through the mud. Some of it lands on Rarity*
Rarity: My face!! MY MANE!! APPLEJACK!!!!!!!!!!!

Stop the song.

Rainbow Dash: *In the first car of the train, looking for Flam. She's near the coupling between the engine, and train, and decides to...
continue reading...
posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 8
Taking Control
------------------------
Fluttershy - stop don't hurt me I have story to say!
Dan - Why the hell আপনি tried to kill me.
Fluttershy - I was controlled, please listen to me untill HE come here.
Darkness - He?
Fluttershy - King of Demons আপনি need to stop him he- *gets stabbed*
Hunter - Too much babbling.
Fluttershy - *falls cold on ground*
Dan - What the-
Hunter - Ha ha ha ha ha... Idiots... আপনি ALL are idiots!
Darkness - What are আপনি doing...
Hunter - I found key to world control, we are being controlled দ্বারা one "person"
Whiteheart - He's insane..
Hunter - And আপনি fools gave me enough...
continue reading...
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Larry had to get into the stadium to save Adrenaline, but he had to use a lock pick to unlock his friend's car.

Flag Pony: 3, 2, 1, destroy!
Racers: *Crashing into each other*
Racer 76: *In a Roadmaster, hits the back of Adrenaline's car*
Adrenaline: *Turns his car 180 degrees, and dives into the car*
Racer 76: *Hits two cars at once*
Adrenaline: *Crashes into another car*
Racer 53: *Crashes into a station wagon*
Racer 30: *In the station wagon, and hits the Roadmaster*
Adrenaline: *Crashes into another car*
Larry: *Gets into Adrenaline's El Freighto, and puts on a racer's helmet*

Song: link

Adrenaline:...
continue reading...
added by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
added by Seanthehedgehog
Source: 8u
added by Seanthehedgehog
Source: 8u
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: (facebook, joyreactor)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim, and Julia met up in the parking lot near their station after their shift ended.

Tim: আপনি wanted to see me?
Julia: I need a ride to Local Consideration.
Tim: Okay. *Walks with Julia to his Viper*
 Tim's সর্প
Tim's Viper


Halfway to Local Consideration, Julia decided to talk to Tim.

Julia: Do আপনি enjoy working with Toby?
Tim: Sure. How's Red treating you?
Julia: She has a crush on you.
Tim: I see.
Julia: What do আপনি think about Toby?
Tim: He thinks you're smoking hot.
Julia: These new guys both have a crush on us.
Tim: I know how to get Red away from me, but I'm not sure how to stop Toby.
Julia: I know...
continue reading...
added by Jade_23
Source: Equestria Daily
WindWaker was constant about me seeing this episode.

I did my best to see it.. But I've been low key lightweight casually kind of sick.

The heater to my Camper isn't working so I'm sleeping in the cold, because I have no free beds till my sister and brother return to school in Newfoundland..

So yeah.
When I say I've been low key lightweight casually kind of sick I mean I've been definitely TOTALLY fuckin sick.

But I did what I could, and watched the episode..

This is exactly what I excepted from a Diamond Tiera episode..
Despite all my jokes and mockery.
I always sensed a secret sadness in her.
(Fuckin...
continue reading...
real উদ্ধৃতি দ্বারা me..

"Those who take life to seriously and can't laugh at themselves, are always gonna miss out, one way অথবা anouther"


"Chainsaws, salve everything"


"Ted Bundy, bitch!"


"I'm no আরো than what আপনি expect from Irish French Canadians"


"Life is crazy. Nothing আরো to say"


"Ever feel so damn miserable আপনি just want to take everything আপনি own, and watch it all burn away.. Me neither"


"ADHD, ADD, Autism, dosen't affect my life orhow people treat me, but I HATE when it dose"


"I'm one of the most morbid humored 'bronies' I know"


"Don't read this stupid story unless আপনি like stupid comedies...
continue reading...
Saten: Derpy I need to your opinion about something?
Derpy: I was gonna tell আপনি the same thing.
If I don't do something about this wrong দিন mishap, I'm not sure if Cranky Danky will ever forgive me.
Saten: (not listening) Trixie wants me to try being a better boyfriend. I'm not sure what to do.
Derpy: (also not listening) Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.
Saten: Maybe I should ask AppleJack for advice. She always tried making me a better boyfriend, but I wasn't listening at the time.. Classic me.
Derpy: I offered Danky a refund but it didn't help too much.
Saten:...
continue reading...
added by alinah_09
added by alinah_09
At Twilight's castle, the purple alicorn was in a room with Luna, and three royal guards.

Celestia: Why'd আপনি do it?
Twilight Sparkle: I told you, I'm a princess. I need the money আরো then Pinkie does.
Celestia: It's not yours! I thought I made a good decision letting আপনি be a princess, but I can see that I made a mistake. It's time for your punishment. *Charges her magic, and blasts Twilight with it*

The magic didn't do anything to Twilight's body. She was still the same.

Luna: What did আপনি do to her?
Twilight Sparkle: *Talks in the voice of Ice Cube* Yeah man- oh shit. আপনি changed my voice...
continue reading...
posted by bluethunder25
As most of আপনি already know, I've প্রদত্ত আরো than my two cents about how I feel about what Twilight ব্যক্ত to Sunset Shimmer in the crater near the end of EG1 and I still stand দ্বারা my opinion that she was out of line when she ব্যক্ত that; regardless of how Sunset acted in the first movie. Over the past couple of days, when thinking about that scene, I've reflected on how I actually feel about Twilight Sparkle as a whole. So I will take this time to give my personal thoughts and feelings about Twilight Sparkle.

When I decided to watch MLP: FiM, I started from the first episode. Twilight in the beginning...
continue reading...
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Mortomis was currently working as a cashier at ShopRite.

Customer: *Gives Mortomis a one hundred dollar bill* Thank you.
Mortomis: Thank you. Have a good day. *Looks around, and sees that no one is looking at him. He sticks the hundred dollar bill into his pocket*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Tom, and all of the others are idiots. I told them that being a cashier is awesome, and they don't believe me.
Saten Twist: *Appears with two boxes of Cookie Crisps* Hey, how's it going?
Mortomis: Good, and you?
Saten Twist: Fine. Tell me, when did আপনি get this job?
Mortomis: Yesterday.
Saten Twist:...
continue reading...