গাধা গাধা Inn
Audience: *Laughing*
Starring রামধনু Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic রামধনু as Donovan
Blaze as Richard
Idea for this skit দ্বারা Purrloinedlove.
Mercury was sitting with Marisa at a table.
Mercury: I've been looking অগ্রবর্তী to this for a long time Ms. Sayers.
Marisa: Me too.
Mercury: It's about time we got in বিছানা together.
Marisa: I agree.
Mercury: And once we get in bed, I'm gonna roast marshmallows, sing campfire songs, and play parcheesi with you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: I know. I'm really looking অগ্রবর্তী to our camping trip.
Audience: *Clapping*
Lloyd: *Walks over to Mercury*
Marisa: Wait your turn Lloyd.
Lloyd: I came here to get a job from Mercury. I have plenty of time to do the "other" thing here.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: Alright. This job I have for আপনি maybe confusing.
Lloyd: Surprise me.
Mercury: There's this টাট্টু that has a destroyed house. He prefers to live in it the way it is. Broken windows, chipping paint, and no electricity for watching television.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd: আপনি have just surprised me, and I am confused.
Mercury: That's why I'm the best boss around.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd went down into Compton where the টাট্টু living in the destroyed house was located. Some workers were trying to repair the house, but they were getting shot at দ্বারা the টাট্টু living in the damaged house. He was using an UMP45 SMG.
House Pony: I don't want anypony to repair my house! I am Mr. Fail, and I will not succeed at anything!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd: Then let's see if আপনি can fail at life. *Aiming রাইফেল at Mr. Fail*
Workers: Sir, please let us fix your house.
Mr. Fail: *Shoots আরো workers* I will fail at having my house fixed!
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd: *Pulls trigger*
Mr. Fail: *Gets shot*
Lloyd got away before anypony could see him with the gun.
Back at the গাধা গাধা Inn.
Marisa: I know we've been planning this for a long time, but I have to বাতিল our camping trip.
George: What?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: Your boss Mercury gave me a better deal. I'm sorry, but I could give আপনি a private প্রদর্শনী for free.
George: Fine দ্বারা me. What are we watching?
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd: *Walks towards Mercury* Mr. Fail has been assassinated.
Mercury: Excellent. Here's 20 grand. Make it last.
Lloyd: *Takes money* I appreciate it sir. Thank you.
2 B Continued
Audience: *Laughing*
Starring রামধনু Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic রামধনু as Donovan
Blaze as Richard
Idea for this skit দ্বারা Purrloinedlove.
Mercury was sitting with Marisa at a table.
Mercury: I've been looking অগ্রবর্তী to this for a long time Ms. Sayers.
Marisa: Me too.
Mercury: It's about time we got in বিছানা together.
Marisa: I agree.
Mercury: And once we get in bed, I'm gonna roast marshmallows, sing campfire songs, and play parcheesi with you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: I know. I'm really looking অগ্রবর্তী to our camping trip.
Audience: *Clapping*
Lloyd: *Walks over to Mercury*
Marisa: Wait your turn Lloyd.
Lloyd: I came here to get a job from Mercury. I have plenty of time to do the "other" thing here.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: Alright. This job I have for আপনি maybe confusing.
Lloyd: Surprise me.
Mercury: There's this টাট্টু that has a destroyed house. He prefers to live in it the way it is. Broken windows, chipping paint, and no electricity for watching television.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd: আপনি have just surprised me, and I am confused.
Mercury: That's why I'm the best boss around.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd went down into Compton where the টাট্টু living in the destroyed house was located. Some workers were trying to repair the house, but they were getting shot at দ্বারা the টাট্টু living in the damaged house. He was using an UMP45 SMG.
House Pony: I don't want anypony to repair my house! I am Mr. Fail, and I will not succeed at anything!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd: Then let's see if আপনি can fail at life. *Aiming রাইফেল at Mr. Fail*
Workers: Sir, please let us fix your house.
Mr. Fail: *Shoots আরো workers* I will fail at having my house fixed!
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd: *Pulls trigger*
Mr. Fail: *Gets shot*
Lloyd got away before anypony could see him with the gun.
Back at the গাধা গাধা Inn.
Marisa: I know we've been planning this for a long time, but I have to বাতিল our camping trip.
George: What?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: Your boss Mercury gave me a better deal. I'm sorry, but I could give আপনি a private প্রদর্শনী for free.
George: Fine দ্বারা me. What are we watching?
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd: *Walks towards Mercury* Mr. Fail has been assassinated.
Mercury: Excellent. Here's 20 grand. Make it last.
Lloyd: *Takes money* I appreciate it sir. Thank you.
2 B Continued
Today I have learned many new things. I have also read the biography on তারকা Swirl the Bearded! It was a fantastic book, Rarity got it for me. I have been trying to look for it everywhere. Today, রামধনু Dash taught me flying lessons. I fell a few times, but I have progressed really great. Hey, talking about Rainbow, she hasn't returned my Daring Do book! I'll just tell her tomorrow. Anyways, I have gotten the new Daring Do book! It has রামধনু Dash on the cover, I really wonder why. It's a great book so far, even my friend and I got mentioned in it! I was shocked! I got a পাঠ করা lamp from Pinkie Pie. It is really nice! Now I can study and read at night! Read! আপনি have to, it says so in the book!
~ Twilight Sparkle
The other দিন was so awesome! I got to meet Daring Do আপনি guys. DARING DO! We had the coolest adventure! I also just got her latest book! AND I AM ON THE COVER! Anyways, today was awesome! I was teaching Twilight Sparkle how to fly, but...she fell. Most of the time. She'll be a champion if she practices her wing push ups every day, like me. I don't think the Wonderbolts haven't noticed how awesome I am. Scootaloo was also having trouble flying, but hey, she's just a filly. She has a good heart, and she will be able to fly some day. I'll even teach her when I have my days off. OK, right now, I need to re-read a Daring Do book! Uh oh. Heh... I kind of need to return some book to Twilight.... Heh.... Gotta run!
~ রামধনু Dash