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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Everypony started leaving Tom's house.

Tom: I hope আপনি enjoyed the video I showed you.
Master Sword: And if আপনি didn't, then f**k you!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Wait a minute, I almost forgot.
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Shoots sidewalk near Tom's hoof*
Tom & Master Sword: *Staring at each other* THE WARNER BROTHERS ASSASSIN!!!!
Saten Twist: I knew he was working for that FBI টাট্টু who came here in the black car.
Master Sword: That was Aina!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Oh. Well, I hope she gets killed দ্বারা that assassin.
Audience: *Laughing*
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Shoots ground দ্বারা Saten Twist*
Tom: We gotta hide!! *Runs towards a big tree, and hides behind it*
Saten Twist: *Hiding under the front porch*
Master Sword: *Puts up a sign that says not here*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Master Sword, hide!
Master Sword: I am. I put up a sign that says not here. The assassin won't shoot at us now.
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Shoots sign causing it to fall down*
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Why is he shooting at us this time?
Saten Twist: *Comes out of porch* আপনি know what? I'm tired of hiding. *Grabs his chainsaw, and turns it on*
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Shoots chainsaw*

The chainsaw stopped working.

Saten Twist: Back to hiding for me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Goes back under the porch*
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Shoots his final bullet, then realizes he's out of ammo*
Tom: Hey. He stopped shooting.
Saten Twist: Did he run out of ammo?
Master Sword: I think so.
Warner Brothers Assassin: I'll get আপনি পরবর্তি time Tom Foolery! আপনি won't criticize the company I work for in Season 2! Now, time to go sue Walt ডিজনি for having Sonic The Hedgehog in Wreck It Ralph.
Audience: *Laughing*
Warner Brothers Assassin: We purchased Sonic The Hedgehog, and ডিজনি has no right putting him in that film.
Audience: *Laughing*
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Gets on a bus*
Master Sword: He does realize that he can't change anything about that movie.
Tom: I didn't realize we could hear him from far away.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Actually, he can make ডিজনি সম্পাদনা out any scenes that have any characters from Sonic The Hedgehog, if they're successful.
Tom: They'll never succeed at suing Dinsey.
Master Sword: It's Disney.
Tom: Them too.
Audience: *Laughing*

All three of them came out of hiding, and stood in front of the house.

Tom: Thanks for hanging out with us. We'll have আরো stuff coming to আপনি in March.
Audience: *Clapping*
Master Sword & Saten Twist: *Waving good bye*

The End
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by SomeoneButNoone
Sunshine - *sigh* It's tournament already after my হারিয়ে গেছে to a noob 6 weeks ago... Uhhhh... I don't feel like I will win.
Blackcrow - This guy is weird...
Sunshine - B-blackcrow H-hi.
Blackcrow - And here I am racing him... He is OP at dog-fighting yet he is racing. Something is wrong.
Sunshine - Maybe... He don't want to hurt Ponies?
Blackcrow - Whatever it is I'm taking him down in racing.
Sunshine - *mumbles* so cool.


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Racing arena
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Announcer - Weeeeeelcome everyone on first match and the most might one the #3 elite in our school, elite of elites will be racing with infamous for his won dog-fighting...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Later on at the station, Tim, and Julia went to Captain Jefferson's office to talk to him.

Tim: *Opens the door* Captain, আপনি got a minute?
Captain Jefferson: আপনি must be a mind reader, I was just about to call আপনি down here.
Julia: What did আপনি want to talk to us about?
Captain Jefferson: Actually Julia, I need আপনি to go into the briefing room, and make sure it's clean for my arrival. Okay?
Julia: Okay. *Walks away*
Tim: What was that all about Captain?
Captain Jefferson: Close the door Tim.
Tim: *Closes the door*
Captain Jefferson: আপনি know that Julia is sensitive, and doesn't like to be...
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Sean freed his cousin from the rope, and got him back onto the boat.

Sonic: Thanks for coming to save me.
Sean: It was no trouble at all. I sent Knuckles, and Charmy to get us some boats for our escape. I hope they get here soon.
Rainbow Dash: *Returns* I think I killed Twilight.
Sean: What happened?
Rainbow Dash: She appeared when we were planting the bombs, and I shot her, and she fell a few hundred feet.
Sean: Where is Vector, and Mighty?
Vector: *Arrives with Mighty* Right here.
Mighty: We planted all of the charges.
Sean: Alright, let's go wait at the back of the boat. *Walks with his friends*...
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A short time পূর্বে in a world full of cartoon ponies

Theme song: link

HEDGEHOG IN PONYVILLE

Episode 3

The First Episode In This Franchise To Have A Title

Doctor Eggman has survived crashing his airplane, and so did Twilight Sparkle. The same cannot be ব্যক্ত for Metal Sonic. Now Eggman, and Twilight must work together to formulate a plan on how to destroy the টাট্টু Alliance.

With Princess Celestia and Luna gone, রামধনু Dash has been asked to take over their position, and is now the new princess of Equestria. She will do what she can to find the murderer of the two former princesses, but will be shocked...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Red was driving the police car with Julia sitting পরবর্তি to her.

Red: *Turns right, and crosses the railroad tracks. Then she drives under the highway*
Mare: *Running towards them*
Julia: Pull over, and let's see what she wants.
Red: *Pulls over behind a FedEx van*
Mare: আপনি two officers gotta help me. An কমলা unicorn গাউন my Porsche.

Song: link

Tim: *Driving northbound passing a police station, and a hospital*
Dispatch: GT12, be on the lookout for a stolen vehicle. Your target is a Porsche 918 Spyder.
 A picture of this car appeared on Tim's front window
A picture of this car appeared on Tim's front window

Toby: GT12, responding.
Tim: *Turns...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: December 23, 1960
Location: Denver, Coltorado
Time: 8:33 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Railroad টাট্টু 34: *Watching the tree*
Railroad টাট্টু 30: *Also watching the tree* আপনি know when the train gets here?
Railroad টাট্টু 34: Ten O' Clock.
Railroad টাট্টু 30: And those gangsters aren't around, right?
Railroad টাট্টু 34: Let's hope not, otherwise this won't be a very merry Christmas.
Hawkeye: *Narrating* Now this isn't the part where everything is great, that's coming up later. This part is আরো action packed than I was hoping for.
Stylo: *Driving the train* How much longer until we get to Denver?
Hawkeye:...
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Trixie: (finishes a perfamance).

Audience: (cheers).

Felix: (despite cheering) I've seen better.

Carrot Top: (clapping) I can't believe I wrasted nine dollars on this.

BonBon: I liked her hat.

Saten: Great performance honey.

Trixie: Thanks.. I'm glad আপনি enjoyed it.

Saten: Well of coarse I di-

GoldenGrape: (to Trixie) নমস্কার good performance.. And nice melons.

Saten: Hey! Just wait a   minu-

Trixie: (holding water melons) Saten I'm holding melons.

Saten: Oh.. Sorry.

GoldenGrape: It's okay... (pervertly) Trixie's hot!

Saten: (angrily) Okay that's it! (tries to run after him but Tixie holds him back).

GoldnGrape: (runs away) Still worth it!
posted by Canada24
Twilight:: [gasps] It's our old science lab! I have so many great memories of this place!Minuette: [giggles] Remember when লেবু Hearts got her head stuck in that beaker?Twinkleshine, Minuette and লেবু Hearts: [giggling][fillies giggling]

FLASHBACK:

Young Twilight: But according to this book, you're supposed to add the sodium chloride first.

Young Moon Dancer: I read ahead, and to make a proper salt lick, আপনি need to add the molasses first.

Young Twilight: (snobbishly) Well, I read ahead too, Moon Dancer, and I'm sure it ব্যক্ত sodium chloride first.

Young Moon Dancer: [dryly] Oh. I've got the wrong...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A কপিকল finally arrived, and the টাট্টু operating it was lifting one of the engines off the track. A Major was ordering him what to do.

Major Herren: Ready?! Pick it up!
German টাট্টু 88: *Lifting the engine slowly*
Major Herren: *Walks to the left, and finds a spot near the track that is occupied দ্বারা nothing* Put it on it's side over there.
Colonel Von Waldheim: Major!! *Walks toward him with two ponies behind him* Can't আপনি সরানো any faster?!
Major Herren: This is a hell of a mess Colonel! We're doing the best we can!
Colonel Von Waldheim: I asked for two cranes!
Major Herren: *Walks toward him*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

It was a beautiful দিন in Manehattan as the sun rose, and-

Gordon: This is the wrong intro! This is the intro for Die Hard With A Vengeance! TURN EVERYTHING OFF!!!! *Waits for everything to turn off. After that, he calms down* Now, we're going to প্রদর্শনী আপনি the real intro for this fanfic.

Song(Start it at 0:09): link

San Franciscolt 1995

Mexicans: *Driving a black Flim Decade at high speed passing lots of cars*
Ponies: *Watching the Mexicans pass him*
Mexicans: *Crossing the উপসাগর Bridge*

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Mexicans: *Loading their assault rifles and pistols*

In association with Izfankirby...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor
WARNING:
This story may contain dark content, and swearing..

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Our story begins when the young mare রামধনু Dash, came into SugerCube Corners, as she promised to spend time with the 'seemingly' innocent and adorable, Pinkie Pie. But unknown to Dash, It's not Pinkie, it's the Pinkamena, the EVIL verison of the পরাকাষ্ঠা mare.

RAINBOW: Hello? Pinkie? I'm here.

PINKAMENA: *voice is heard from within the dark kitchen, but the mare herself, isn't seen* Rainbow! আপনি made it!

RAINBOW: Sorry I'm late.

PINKAMENA: *Still not seen yet* Oh that's ok,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 12, 1960
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 6:57 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete: *Parks his car in the parking lot in front of the station*
Stylo & Hawkeye: *Arrive in their cars*
Metal Gloss: *With Hawkeye* You're going to tell him about the fuel, right?
Hawkeye: Stylo is going to tell him about that, I'm going to tell him about the amount of snow we're to expect, and that we'll need extra snowplows.

Ten সেকেন্ড later

Pete: *Enters his office*
Stylo: *Enters the office with Hawkeye* Hello sir.
Pete: আপনি two are early. What's happening?
Hawkeye: We have lots of snow coming...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Rock Island Bikers were close to being defeated. Gordon, Case Cracker, and Jim were in a van, chasing down a biker that was escaping.

Case Cracker: There he goes! *points at escaped RIB*
Gordon: I'm right behind him.
Jim: He's heading out of here.
Gordon: He's probably heading for the golden neigh bridge. *Getting close to biker*
RIB 5: *Passing traffic*
Gordon: Try, and shoot him.
Jim: *Shoots breaklight* I got one of the lights on his bike.
Gordon: Not good enough, keep trying.
Case Cracker: There's a lot of cars around. আপনি gotta get closer.
Jim: *Shoots tire on bike*
Case Cracker: অথবা not....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After robbing the bank, Gordon, and Case বিস্কুট were at Gordon's place.

Gordon: *Laughing* We got $58,000
Case Cracker: *Laughs* Yes! What do ya suppose we'll do with some of this money?
Gordon: Well first, let's বিভক্ত করা it. We'll each get $29,000.
Case Cracker: K *takes $29,000, and puts it into his bag* নমস্কার man, just curious. What kinda বন্দুক do আপনি have?
Gordon: Why?
Case Cracker: I just wanna know what kinda বন্দুক আপনি have, and whether they're good অথবা not.
Gordon: Okay. What kinda বন্দুক do আপনি have?
Case Cracker: 2 Beretta 92s', the Tec 9, a Type 821 SMG, a couple explosives and I used to have a...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon: *Stops at drugstore*

Upon arrival, a few ponies in the store start to stare at them.

Case Cracker: What are they staring at us for?
Gordon: How should I know?
Ponies in store: *Grab guns, and start shooting*
Gordon: *Creates shield*
Manehattan টাট্টু 52: They're unicorns! Shoot there horns off.
Case Cracker: Well that escalated quickly. *whips out two Beretta 92s'*
Gordon: *Grabs shotgun* I'm going in there. Cover me *runs to door*
Case Cracker: *shoots towards ponies, drawing their fire, killing two*
Gordon: *Knocks door down*
Manehattan ponies: *Shooting at Gordon*
Gordon: *Dodges bullets,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Water was leaking into the diamond dog's ship, and they had to fix it.

Spot: Where is that hole? Where is it?! Where? Where?! WHERE?!!?
Rover: Uh... It's right here.
Spot: *Sees the hole* oh.
Indiana Bones: How are we going to fix this?
Rover: Get some hammers, and nails, and some pieces of wood. We'll fix it.
Indiana Bones: Well make it quick!

As for the ponies.

Larry: With Hungry dead, we must vote on who will be the new leader.
Rainbow Dash: আপনি vote on these things?
Erik: Yeah. What do আপনি suggest we do? Forget about the entire thing?
Rarity: I already forgot what we were talking about, so...
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In the পূর্ববর্তি part of this story, Hawkeye accidentally fell off the Golden Neigh Bridge while a টাট্টু shot him. While falling, Hawkeye saw a mirror, but little did he know it had special powers that could take him to a different world while changing him from a টাট্টু to a human.

Location: Ogden, Utah
Date: September 6, 1958
Time: 8:36 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

In the human world, Nikki West was driving a slow freight with her sister Meadow.

Meadow: Why do we have to go slow?
Nikki: Bad track conditions. If we go too fast, our train may go off the tracks.

One on of the freight cars of Nikki's...
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