Date: August 1, 1959
Location: Pine Bluffs, Wyoming
Time: 8:04 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Gordon was pleased with the fact that he overtook Hawkeye, and Stylo's train. Now he was driving his train between the Unicorn Highway, and Lodgepole Creek.
Gordon: I'm almost out of Wyoming. After I ক্রুশ the state border, I'll be in Neighbraska. *Sees a red signal* Shit. *Applies the brakes*
His train stopped just পরবর্তি to the state border.
Gordon: What do I have to stop for?
Hawkeye: *Passes Gordon's freight in his passenger train*
Stylo: *Looking in a rear view mirror, and laughs*
Hawkeye: What is it?
Stylo: Gordon had to stop for our train to pass.
Hawkeye: Oh good.
Gordon: *Sees a switch in front of him* The points are set to the track Hawkeye, and Stylo are on. What the fuck is the point of that? I could just stay on this track, and drive my train পরবর্তি to their's.
What he didn't know was that the track his train was currently on was damaged half a mile ahead. Workers were currently working to fix it, but it was still too dangerous for any trains to go on the damaged track.
Gordon: *Starts to back his train up*
Signal Pony: What's this dumbass doing?
Gordon: Switch the fucking track!!!
Signal Pony: *Shakes his head no*
Gordon: *Gets out of his train, and goes to the switch track. He automatically sets the points with his magic to make his train go straight* There we go. *Quickly gets back into his train*
Signal Pony: *Tries to switch the track, but the lever is jammed*
Gordon: *Goes passed the switch* Haha!! I'm going straight, and now I can beat Pierce to North Platte.
Signal Pony: What does that twat think he's doing?
Hawkeye: Eh, looks like he's catching up.
Stylo: We can beat him. Full throttle.
Hawkeye: *Makes the train go faster* We have to at least be doing 75 now. Oh, and do আপনি think আপনি can find some সঙ্গীত for this race?
Stylo: Let me check. *Turns on radio*
A song দ্বারা Elvis was playing: link
Hawkeye: Nice.
Stylo: Now we just gotta stay in first place.
Hawkeye: Mr. Presley, we're gonna win this race just for you.
Gordon: *Slowly catching up*
Stylo: He's still catching up.
Hawkeye: He's got three engines pulling his train. We only got two.
Stylo: Our train is lighter. We should be going faster.
Hawkeye: True, but like I said, he's got three engines. We only have two. He has আরো power.
Gordon: *Gets his engines passed Hawkeye's* Hahahaha!
Hawkeye: He's ahead of us.
Stylo: আপনি gotta be kidding.
Gordon: *Sticks his tongue out at Hawkeye, and Stylo*
Hawkeye: Real mature. *Looks at the track Gordon's train is on* Oh, *Laughs* Look at that.
Stylo: *Sees workers repairing track in front of Gordon's train* Hahahahahahaha. He has to stop now.
Hawkeye: But he isn't slowing down!
Gordon: *Sees the workers* OH SHIT!! *Applies the brakes* Stop, stop, stop!!!!!
His train ended up going on the damaged part of track, and was derailed. Luckily, no one was hurt.
Hawkeye: HAHA!!! Serves him right.
Stylo: We win the race.
Stop the song, because this is...
2 B Continued
Not really. Here's the rest of the episode.
45 মিনিট later, Gordon got to the station in North Platte in a taxi. He had to call Pete, and tell him about what happened.
Gordon: *In phone booth* Come on. Hurry up.
Hawkeye: *Walking towards Gordon with Stylo* We win the race.
Gordon: Shut up! I gotta make a call!
Stylo: If আপনি don't know how to stop your train in time, what makes আপনি think আপনি know how to use a phone?
Gordon: Fuck you... Uh, Pete?! No, that wasn't to you, it was to Hawkeye, and Stylo! Yes, they're right here. *Points phone towards Hawkeye* He wants to talk to you.
Hawkeye: *Grabs phone* Hello, Pete?
Pete: Well, I heard you, and Gordon got in another race.
Hawkeye: Yes we did.
Pete: I hope আপনি won, because I placed bets on আপনি to win.
Hawkeye: Really?
Pete: Yes.
Hawkeye: Who else was betting?
Pete: Percy, Jeff, and this টাট্টু that claims to be Gordon's friend.
Hawkeye: আপনি may collect your money, because I did win the race. Gordon crashed his train.
Pete: And for that, I'll have him transferred up in Washington, probably Seattle.
Hawkeye: Good. The longer he stays there, the better. We gotta go now Pete.
Pete: Alright. See আপনি when আপনি get back. *Hangs up*
Hawkeye: *Puts phone away*
Gordon: Stylo, do আপনি really think I can't do anything?
Stylo: Obviously, আপনি can't do anything. আপনি fucked up with driving your freight train here, so why would আপনি be able to do good at anything else?
Gordon: I'm an expert at changing tires on cars.
Stylo: Yeah right.
Just then, a brand new Corvette passed দ্বারা Gordon, and it got a flat tire.
Stylo: How ironic.
Gordon: Watch how it's done. *Walks to the car*
Old Mare: *Gets out of car* Ah, I knew I shouldn't have gotten a new car. These things always have problems.
Gordon: Excuse me ma'am. May I be of assistance?
Old Mare: No.
Gordon: Let me change the tire for you.
Hawkeye: Either he's deaf, অথবা no means yes.
Stylo: Ah.
Gordon: *Opens trunk*
Old Mare: I told আপনি not to help me.
Gordon: What do আপনি want to do? Stay here hours for help to arrive when it's already here? I can fix this. *Gets spare tire, and tools*
Old Mare: I'll make আপনি stop. *Grabs baseball bat*
Hawkeye: *Takes baseball bat away from mare* Ah ah ah. We want our friend to prove that he can actually do something right.
Gordon: *Raises car with lift*
Old Mare: Alright fine, but make sure আপনি get that tire on properly.
Gordon: *Takes off bad tire*
Old Mare: Can he hear? Can he hear?
Gordon: *Mimicking the mare* Yes he can. Yes he can.
Hawkeye: Could have fooled me.
Gordon: *Puts spare tire on car*
Old Mare: Make sure আপনি screw those nuts, and bolts on tightly.
Gordon: What does it look like I'm doing? *Lowers car after screwing in the nuts, and bolts* There we go.
After that, the spare tire got flat.
Hawkeye: *Laughs*
Stylo: *Sarcastically* Way to go Gordon!
Old Mare: These new cars are always going wrong!
Hawkeye: It's not the car. আপনি just have bad tires.
Gordon: I was about to say that!
Hawkeye: Bullshit!!
Hawkeye, and Stylo then began to walk away, leaving Gordon with the old mare.
The End
On the পরবর্তি episode of Ponies On The Rails
A টাট্টু from the mafia annoys everypony on the Union Pacific.
Location: Pine Bluffs, Wyoming
Time: 8:04 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Gordon was pleased with the fact that he overtook Hawkeye, and Stylo's train. Now he was driving his train between the Unicorn Highway, and Lodgepole Creek.
Gordon: I'm almost out of Wyoming. After I ক্রুশ the state border, I'll be in Neighbraska. *Sees a red signal* Shit. *Applies the brakes*
His train stopped just পরবর্তি to the state border.
Gordon: What do I have to stop for?
Hawkeye: *Passes Gordon's freight in his passenger train*
Stylo: *Looking in a rear view mirror, and laughs*
Hawkeye: What is it?
Stylo: Gordon had to stop for our train to pass.
Hawkeye: Oh good.
Gordon: *Sees a switch in front of him* The points are set to the track Hawkeye, and Stylo are on. What the fuck is the point of that? I could just stay on this track, and drive my train পরবর্তি to their's.
What he didn't know was that the track his train was currently on was damaged half a mile ahead. Workers were currently working to fix it, but it was still too dangerous for any trains to go on the damaged track.
Gordon: *Starts to back his train up*
Signal Pony: What's this dumbass doing?
Gordon: Switch the fucking track!!!
Signal Pony: *Shakes his head no*
Gordon: *Gets out of his train, and goes to the switch track. He automatically sets the points with his magic to make his train go straight* There we go. *Quickly gets back into his train*
Signal Pony: *Tries to switch the track, but the lever is jammed*
Gordon: *Goes passed the switch* Haha!! I'm going straight, and now I can beat Pierce to North Platte.
Signal Pony: What does that twat think he's doing?
Hawkeye: Eh, looks like he's catching up.
Stylo: We can beat him. Full throttle.
Hawkeye: *Makes the train go faster* We have to at least be doing 75 now. Oh, and do আপনি think আপনি can find some সঙ্গীত for this race?
Stylo: Let me check. *Turns on radio*
A song দ্বারা Elvis was playing: link
Hawkeye: Nice.
Stylo: Now we just gotta stay in first place.
Hawkeye: Mr. Presley, we're gonna win this race just for you.
Gordon: *Slowly catching up*
Stylo: He's still catching up.
Hawkeye: He's got three engines pulling his train. We only got two.
Stylo: Our train is lighter. We should be going faster.
Hawkeye: True, but like I said, he's got three engines. We only have two. He has আরো power.
Gordon: *Gets his engines passed Hawkeye's* Hahahaha!
Hawkeye: He's ahead of us.
Stylo: আপনি gotta be kidding.
Gordon: *Sticks his tongue out at Hawkeye, and Stylo*
Hawkeye: Real mature. *Looks at the track Gordon's train is on* Oh, *Laughs* Look at that.
Stylo: *Sees workers repairing track in front of Gordon's train* Hahahahahahaha. He has to stop now.
Hawkeye: But he isn't slowing down!
Gordon: *Sees the workers* OH SHIT!! *Applies the brakes* Stop, stop, stop!!!!!
His train ended up going on the damaged part of track, and was derailed. Luckily, no one was hurt.
Hawkeye: HAHA!!! Serves him right.
Stylo: We win the race.
Stop the song, because this is...
2 B Continued
Not really. Here's the rest of the episode.
45 মিনিট later, Gordon got to the station in North Platte in a taxi. He had to call Pete, and tell him about what happened.
Gordon: *In phone booth* Come on. Hurry up.
Hawkeye: *Walking towards Gordon with Stylo* We win the race.
Gordon: Shut up! I gotta make a call!
Stylo: If আপনি don't know how to stop your train in time, what makes আপনি think আপনি know how to use a phone?
Gordon: Fuck you... Uh, Pete?! No, that wasn't to you, it was to Hawkeye, and Stylo! Yes, they're right here. *Points phone towards Hawkeye* He wants to talk to you.
Hawkeye: *Grabs phone* Hello, Pete?
Pete: Well, I heard you, and Gordon got in another race.
Hawkeye: Yes we did.
Pete: I hope আপনি won, because I placed bets on আপনি to win.
Hawkeye: Really?
Pete: Yes.
Hawkeye: Who else was betting?
Pete: Percy, Jeff, and this টাট্টু that claims to be Gordon's friend.
Hawkeye: আপনি may collect your money, because I did win the race. Gordon crashed his train.
Pete: And for that, I'll have him transferred up in Washington, probably Seattle.
Hawkeye: Good. The longer he stays there, the better. We gotta go now Pete.
Pete: Alright. See আপনি when আপনি get back. *Hangs up*
Hawkeye: *Puts phone away*
Gordon: Stylo, do আপনি really think I can't do anything?
Stylo: Obviously, আপনি can't do anything. আপনি fucked up with driving your freight train here, so why would আপনি be able to do good at anything else?
Gordon: I'm an expert at changing tires on cars.
Stylo: Yeah right.
Just then, a brand new Corvette passed দ্বারা Gordon, and it got a flat tire.
Stylo: How ironic.
Gordon: Watch how it's done. *Walks to the car*
Old Mare: *Gets out of car* Ah, I knew I shouldn't have gotten a new car. These things always have problems.
Gordon: Excuse me ma'am. May I be of assistance?
Old Mare: No.
Gordon: Let me change the tire for you.
Hawkeye: Either he's deaf, অথবা no means yes.
Stylo: Ah.
Gordon: *Opens trunk*
Old Mare: I told আপনি not to help me.
Gordon: What do আপনি want to do? Stay here hours for help to arrive when it's already here? I can fix this. *Gets spare tire, and tools*
Old Mare: I'll make আপনি stop. *Grabs baseball bat*
Hawkeye: *Takes baseball bat away from mare* Ah ah ah. We want our friend to prove that he can actually do something right.
Gordon: *Raises car with lift*
Old Mare: Alright fine, but make sure আপনি get that tire on properly.
Gordon: *Takes off bad tire*
Old Mare: Can he hear? Can he hear?
Gordon: *Mimicking the mare* Yes he can. Yes he can.
Hawkeye: Could have fooled me.
Gordon: *Puts spare tire on car*
Old Mare: Make sure আপনি screw those nuts, and bolts on tightly.
Gordon: What does it look like I'm doing? *Lowers car after screwing in the nuts, and bolts* There we go.
After that, the spare tire got flat.
Hawkeye: *Laughs*
Stylo: *Sarcastically* Way to go Gordon!
Old Mare: These new cars are always going wrong!
Hawkeye: It's not the car. আপনি just have bad tires.
Gordon: I was about to say that!
Hawkeye: Bullshit!!
Hawkeye, and Stylo then began to walk away, leaving Gordon with the old mare.
The End
On the পরবর্তি episode of Ponies On The Rails
A টাট্টু from the mafia annoys everypony on the Union Pacific.
This is the engine that Wilson was driving.
Ten Cents
Moneybit's disguise
Please read this: I am warning আপনি of a অনুরাগী fic that will make আপনি not see Macintosh the same! Tittle: sweet আপেল massacre. What it's about: I was scared almost to death পাঠ করা cause it's about big Mac violating(raping) the cutie mark crusaders and killing them with knifes he is planing to do the same freakin thing thing with Applejack!!' O_O I hate this freakin horror stuff আপনি must be either drunk,stupit,crazy,mental,rapest,and like to see girls die to read this crap! I have read this and I reget পাঠ করা :(
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Takes cover as a Lotus passes through the hole, and lands in front of the logo*
A police car went through the hole as well, but it was going too slow, and landed on it's roof.
It was a warm evening in Appaloosa, as a Lotus sped down the highway being driven দ্বারা two russian stallions.
Sergi & Apyr's Lotus Eltrot
This was playing on their radio: link
Seanthehedgehog presents
The Racer
Russian driver: *stops car*
Russian stallion: *gets out, with spraypaint*
Russian driver: торопить (Hurry)
Russian stallion: *sprays তারকা on sign*
Police ponies:...
The train yard was in a place called Woodstock. It's দ্বারা Port Morris, and a few miles north of Midtown.
Once they arrived, Firearm stopped his car on a bridge going over the yard.
Pierce: Did Browning tell আপনি what we're supposed to do?
Firearm: Not really. He just ব্যক্ত he wanted us to go on an "adventure" *Gets out of his car with Pierce*
Pierce: Well, good thing he told me what to do last night after we returned from St. Foalis. *Pulls out a WA2000 sniper rifle* The Hetfords are making a deal inside that train yard. We have to kill both the buyer, and the dealer. Got a rifle?
Firearm: I think...
