মাই লিটল পনি ফ্রেন্ডশিপ ইজ ম্যাজিক Article: On The Block Episode 15 Part 4

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic রামধনু as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Celestia was sitting at her ডেস্ক when Derpy appeared.

Derpy: I'd like to inform আপনি about something important. You're sitting at a desk.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Yes I can see that আপনি cross-eyed freak. I f***ing hate you. The news আপনি give me, is stupid. Last week আপনি informed me that my mane was moving দ্বারা itself. I know that!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Due to your retardation, you're fired. *Bangs hoof on desk* FIRED!! *Bangs hoof on desk* FIRED!! *Bangs hoof on desk* FIRED!!
Derpy: *Sad* But who will take over my job?
Celestia: Anyone that isn't you.
Derpy: How come আপনি don't want me?
Celestia: Because you're an idiot. আপনি have no common sense, and we all hate you.
Derpy: But Chrysler, and Jonathan ব্যক্ত they liked me.
Celestia: That's because they're retards, like you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Now get out of here.

Derpy left, just as soon at Twilight Sparkle arrived.

Twilight: Man, what the hell was all that noise?
Celestia: Derpy has been fired.
Twilight: At least আপনি actually did something right around here.
Audience: Oooh.
Celestia: And what is that supposed to mean?
Twilight: Don't আপনি remember anything man?!
Celestia: The only bad thing I can remember doing is having আপনি as my student.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: And don't forget about giving me the voice of Ice Cube. People think I'm a stallion now, because of it.
Celestia: Would আপনি prefer to have the voice of James Earl Jones?
Twilight: Well, since I was in a তারকা Wars parody as the main villian yes. *Looks at audience* Hint, Hedgehog In Ponyville!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Can আপনি leave so I can get my new informant?
Twilight: Yeah, whatever man. I'm gonna go smoke bongs with Luna anyway.
Audience: *Laughing*

Four মিনিট later, Timothy arrived.

Timothy: Hello Princess, I have some wonderful news for you.
Celestia: I'm listening.
Timothy: I'm your new informant.
Celestia: I thought আপনি ব্যক্ত this would be good news.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: You're worse then Derpy! I thought I would get someone better then her, like Chrysler!
Saten Twist: আপনি want a car for an informant?
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Derpy: *Returns*
Audience: *Cheering*
Derpy: May I have my informant job back please? It's really boring not being here.
Celestia: Yes. Your uesless information is much better then Timothy's idiocracy.
Audience: *Laughing*
Timothy: *Leaves*
Derpy: Now that I'm back, I have an important প্রশ্ন to ask you. Do আপনি want fries with that?
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Yes, so I can shove them up your ass. That was a stupid question!
Derpy: But you're glad I'm back, right?
Celestia: Of course.
Audience: *Clapping, and cheering*

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1960 Part 14

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Typical car chase in San Franciscolt is typical. Pierce, and Bob were crossing the Golden Neigh Bridge.

Pierce: *Sees Bob behind him in the Oldsmobile*
Bob: *Passing a tanker, and a mail van*
Pierce: *A light bulb appears over him as he comes up with an idea* Where did this come from? *Takes the light bulb, and throws it at a car*
Mare: *In a Buick, freaking out as the bulb hits the front of her car. She swerves, and crashes into a truck*
Stallion: *Flips the truck over*
Bob: *Stops, inches from the truck*
Pierce: That'll take a long time to clean up. *Over the Golden Neigh Bridge*

Meanwhile...

1960 Part 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Karl ended up stealing another car, because the one he previously drove was damaged. Now there were two ponies in a brand new black Thunderbird following him.

Pony 1: Is that him?
Pony 2: Yeah, it's him. Stay behind him. See what he does.

Meanwhile at the burger joint, Pierce and Bob were sitting inside. They ordered a hamburger, and a চকোলেট milkshake. While they were waiting for their lunch, this song was playing (start it at 6:02): link

Pierce: Hope আপনি have enough to pay for this.
Bob: Why me?
Pierce: It was your idea to stop here. The others are probably ahead of us now.
Bob: Why don't...

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Awesome টাট্টু pics

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On The Block Episode 14 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on রাস্তা corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing পরবর্তি to Double Scoop*
Tom: আরো ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands পরবর্তি to...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 81 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: July 23, 1959
Location: Laramie Wyoming
Time: 8:27 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss were getting ready to leave Laramie in their train.

Hawkeye: *Checks coal in the tender* We have a full tender.
Metal Gloss: *Checks water gauge* We're good on water.
Hawkeye: Excellent. We can just wait for somepony in the yard to tell us when we can go, and then we'll leave.
Railroad Pony: *Arrives* Your train is good to go.
Hawkeye: Alright.
Railroad Pony: I should warn you, lots of ponies are going to be watching, and filming আপনি at one of the crossings between here, and Cheyenne....

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The Storm Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At Lexi's school, she was waiting for homeroom to be over so she could go to her first class. It was an extra curricular activity at another building, so she had to ride the bus.

Lexi: *Impatiently sitting at her desk*
Teacher: *Typing a message on her laptop*
Principal: *Turns on loudspeaker, and talks into a microphone* Good morning. It is now 7:30 AM. Please stand for the pledge of alliegence.
Lexi: *Stands up with everypony else in the room*
Everypony in school: I pledge allegience to the flag of the United States of Equestria, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation, under...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 76 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 11, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 9:08 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Stylo, and Stephanie just drove their train out of the yards.

Stephanie: Laramie, here we come.
Stylo: And Metal Gloss ব্যক্ত we'd have no delays. Let's hope she's right.
Stephanie: We should just get this train running at it's শীর্ষ speed. That way, if we do get any delays, we'll still arrive early.
Stylo: I hope you're right. আপনি drive, I'll shovel. *Grabs shovel* Wait a second. *Looks at the tender* Where's all the coal?
Stephanie: This must be one of those steam engines that run on oil.
Stylo: Well, so much...

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Saten Twist Adventures. Episode 10.. PART 5

posted by Canada24

sadly, I don't think I actually have any ideas left for this story.. Don't আপনি hate when that happens... :(

Anyway. I think I might be done with the series... (for now)
To make up for this. Here's a bunch of যেভাবে খুশী scenes,.

Iron will: Welcome. To Iron wills প্রদর্শনী on being assertive.. Here's how being assertive works. আপনি take down who's bigger then you.. Example. Who's the toughest টাট্টু in the crowd.
Sword: (there with Fluttershy) Well. I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I believe I hold the extinction o- (gets grabbed দ্বারা Iron will and gets violently beaten up from off view).
Iron Will: Alright....

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M.C.C Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Our characters in the convoy was seen going through a tunnel, when আরো police ponies saw them.

Cop 65: That's the muscle car convoy our Sarge warned us about.
Cop 35: We got four cars. Let's go after them. I'll drive.
Cop 65: Me too.
Cop 77: I'm in.
Cop 46: I'm going with you.

The four cops got in their cars, and drove onto the road.

Sean: *Sees the cops* I passed Master Sword on the way here. It's a shame he had a flat tire. He can't get enough speed to be here.
Jeff: I'm going to miss him. It's bad for him too, because he won't be able to get his promotion.
Sean: Who cares? Let's help these...

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M.C.C Part 7

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Master Sword, and Sean were getting closer to the convoy.

Case Cracker: Yo, we got company.
Saten Twist: Not again. *Drives into the left lane* Everyone go. I'll hold them off.
Blazin' Blue: Whatever আপনি say.

They all took off, leaving Saten Twist with the cops.

Master Sword: I see one টাট্টু that got left behind.
Sean: He caused us to crash once, but we won't give him the satisfaction of crashing again.
Jeff: I hope not. আপনি got a nice car.
Sean: Shut up Jeff.
Saten Twist: *Grabs chainsaw*
Master Sword: Oh dear. He's the one with the chainsaw.
Sean: I should've known.
Jeff: *Sounding like Spike...

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প্রায় দেড়সেরি বোতল Force Part 13

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It was all arranged. Harry was getting his team ready to arrest Pollanchio.

Harry: We'll have ten police officers in three cars. They will wait for either me, অথবা one of the four rookies to call in reinforcements. When we call for you, go towards the front entrance, but stay দ্বারা your vehicles. Everypony ready?
Police Ponies: Yes sir.
Joe: *Climbs into white car* See আপনি there.
Harry: Yeah.
John: *Arrives with Phil, Rick, and Max* Harry, on behalf of all four of us, we want to thank আপনি for requesting us.
Harry: The pleasure is all mine.
Rick: We won't let আপনি down.
Harry: I know আপনি won't.

The...