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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Mortomis was currently working as a cashier at ShopRite.

Customer: *Gives Mortomis a one hundred dollar bill* Thank you.
Mortomis: Thank you. Have a good day. *Looks around, and sees that no one is looking at him. He sticks the hundred dollar bill into his pocket*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Tom, and all of the others are idiots. I told them that being a cashier is awesome, and they don't believe me.
Saten Twist: *Appears with two boxes of Cookie Crisps* Hey, how's it going?
Mortomis: Good, and you?
Saten Twist: Fine. Tell me, when did আপনি get this job?
Mortomis: Yesterday.
Saten Twist: আপনি know being a cashier is stupid, right?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Somepony has to do it.
Saten Twist: Fair enough.
Ponies: *Forming a line behind Saten Twist* Hurry up with your বিস্কুট asshole!
Saten Twist: Go buy আরো shit আপনি don't need, and get poor আপনি dicks!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: I also heard from Tom, and Master Sword that somepony maybe working as a cashier in order to steal money. Is it possible that আপনি know who I'm talking about?
Mortomis: *Looks down at the floor* No.
Saten Twist: Look me in the eye!
Mortomis: *Looks Saten Twist in the eye, keeping a straight face* No!! For accusing me of doing something like that, the price of your বিস্কুট will double.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Leaves*
Mortomis: *Looks at the বিস্কুট he left behind* Oh well. I heard these were good. Next?
Pony: *Arrives* I have six bananas, five boxes of Lucky Charms, a hotwheels Camaro, four pieces of chicken, and season 7 of Ponies On The Rails on DVD.
Mortomis: Okay, let's see how much that costs.
Manager: *Arrives* অথবা not.
Audience: *Light laughter*
Mortomis: What?
Manager: Come with me, and you'll find out what I'm talking about.
Mortomis: Can I deal with this customer first?
Manager: No.
Audience: *Light laughter*

They went into the manager's office.

Manager: I heard rumors that আপনি have been stealing money from our cash registers. Is this true?
Mortomis: It's a rumor, it's not supposed to be true.
Audience: *Laughing*
Manager: Okay আপনি two, come in.
Tom & Master Sword: *Arrives*
Mortomis: What are আপনি two doing here?
Tom: We videotaped আপনি before Saten arrived.
Mortomis: He was in on this?
Master Sword: No, he would have recreated Pearl Harbor if we let him যোগদান us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Manager: These two sent me a video of আপনি during work. I saw it, and I am not happy.
Mortomis: I know, cut to the chase, and let me get back to work.
Audience: *Lightly laughing*
Manager: আপনি গাউন money from our cash registers. আপনি are fired.
Mortomis: Excuse me for a moment while I get my Tommygun.
Audience: *Laughing*

Coming up পরবর্তি on the last part, it's the bloopers.
added by triq267
Source: KodokunaShiroiOkami
posted by SomeoneButNoone
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Dan - I know that Hooffman is dead but I need আপনি to do something.
Ghost - Soldiers don't cry. And we can get revenge on GlobeX and get pleased.
Dan - Great. I need আপনি to go back to the base আপনি used thanathos in. They are about to launch an Nuclear ক্ষেপণাস্ত্র into Canterlot. আপনি HAVE to stop them.
Ghost - Got it sir.


- - - -
Siberia - Russia.
GlobeX Arizone.
Hour 1932
Operation Codename : "Jet Fuel"

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Ghost - Jump jump jump!
Hardscope - *parachute down* All here?
Blaze - Aye. Let's move.
Ghost - This place is awfully cle-
GlobeX - *shoot at them*
Ghost - Ambush!
-23rd of May-
Hardscope - Mother... *throw...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
---- 3 Days of Harash Battle for Canterlot ---

- Trenches in front of City. -

Sandman - Damn they won't stop coming.
Fire - What আপনি think Sir. We will get out of here?
Ice - God only knows.
Damien - *looks at picture of mare* Shit... I hope we will.
*convoy comes close*
Watermark - Hello Lads *rocket explodes near him* Shit! Theese fucking explosions are loud for FUCK SAKE.
Sandman - What is it Watermark.
Watermark - Orders. Our flank was compromised. It's 17th May. Now get your asses up.
Sandman - So?
Watermark - Rest of teams on flank are Oscar Mike. Canterlot দুর্গ is controlled দ্বারা GlobeX and they...
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Source: DeviantArt, Equestria Daily
posted by SomeoneButNoone
Joel - *drinks drink while watching sunset from his penthouse*


-Everything was chill they were thinking. So did I.-


Mare - Phone Hun. *view him phone*
Joel - Yup?
Dimitri - Look outside old friend.
Joel - *notices SWAT* what the. Dimitri it's আপনি right what is happening!
Dimitri - Don't act dumb. BlackNET got Leaked. We has a ইঁদুর inside all along. Run away.
Joel - I have kids and wife!
Dimitri - We got them in Van. Jake is waiting at safehouse. Same location.

-some time later-

Joel - *opens vault* Alright. *takes shit and wears it*


-Well. I rather think that this is আরো normal than chill life-

Joel -...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 7 is beginning

Pinkie Pie: *Gets into the teleporter with everypony else* Now remember, we won't use the teleporter until a zombie gets near us. That way, we can kill it with the lightning that comes out.
Twilight: Rightning?
Pinkie Pie: Das is correct.
Zombies: *Appearing from barriers*

The theater started to shake.

Rainbow Dash: Uh-oh. I think we got some new বন্ধু coming to যোগদান the party.
Applejack: *Shoots a zombie* আপনি see what happens when আপনি touch Applejack?
Rainbow Dash: But he didn't even touch you.
Applejack: Exactly.
Pinkie Pie: *Sees a zombie getting very close* Now! *Uses the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Adrenaline soon returned to Don Castalini's house with Larry in the beetle.

Larry: *Sees three black El Doritos parked in front of Don Castalini's house* Well it looks like we got some company.
Adrenaline: Guess we should be prepared for something.
Larry: Yeah, it looks like the Don has another job for us, with several আরো ponies in our gang.
Adrenaline: Sounds like fun.

But as they got out of the car, a টাট্টু in the house shot at them with a Tommygun

Larry: *Taking cover behind the fence* What is this?!!?
Scaletta Pony: We have your boss! Come in with your hooves up!
Larry: Usually, it's come...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 2
Exploration of Power.

---
Queen - Welcome to the নায়ক tourna-

*preparing room*
Shadowknight - *looks at hoofs*
Pearl - Don't worry however you'll do I will be proud.
Shadowknight - Hehe... (Hearing it from child's mouth feels weird)
Pearl - নমস্কার I know his weakness!
Shadowknight - Hm?
Pearl - When he lunge he is making and opening in center of his body, if আপনি hit it book he is down and আপনি win yaaay!
Shadowknight - I can exploit that...

-arena-

Angel - At last.
Shadowknight - Tch...
Emerald - Don't kill him...
Angel - I'll try.
Shadowknight - You'll be the one dying today *grabs sword*
...
...
...
Queen...
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posted by Canada24
Twilight: Those look yummy, Pinkie! Let me help you! But we better cover them up so they don't get spoiled.

Pinkie: Why would they get spoiled? We're all gonna eat them super soon!

Saten: Oh, didn't anybody tell you? Shining Armor and Cadance are held up. They may not arrive 'til Saturday.

Pinkie: Whaaaaaaaaaat?! [hyperventilating] আপনি mean... [breathes] I have... [breathes] to wait... [breathes] another whole day?! I don't know if I can!

Twilight: Pinkie Pie, do আপনি have something আপনি need to say? আপনি seem like you've been keeping something in.

Pinkie: [inarticulate yell]

Fluttershy: We're here...
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At a Freedom Fighter base.

Freedom Fighters: *Working on computers, and organizing paperwork*
Sally Acorn: *Inspecting the base*
Freedom Fighter: *Walks over to her* Princess Sally, I regret to inform আপনি that Eggman keeps attacking more, and আরো of our bases.
Sally Acorn: We're not making much progress.
Freedom Fighter: And I have আরো bad news. Sonic is still prisoner on Eggman's Super Ridiculously Big Yacht.
Sally Acorn: We must save him immediately.
Freedom Fighter 72: General, Doctor Eggman has appeared on my screen.
Freedom Fighter 55: He's on mine too!
Freedom Fighter: *Looks around*...
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Source: (facebook, joyreactor)
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: (facebook, joyreactor)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 My OC Larry Wilcox stars as the main character, Tim Miller
My OC Larry Wilcox stars as the main character, Tim Miller
Map to the town of Gran Turismo: link

Gran Turismo. A city full of wealth, and ponies that প্রণয় cars. Most of these ponies are either illegal রাস্তা racers, অথবা cops. This is based off of the Gran Turismo video games, when আপনি go online, there are these lobbies where people play as cops.

Now if আপনি take a look at the map, আপনি will see blue squares. Those are police stations.

Red squares are আগুন departments, and white squares are hospitals.

Yellow triangles are autoshops. The one with the red center is Local Consideration, জনপ্রিয় for it's high quality parts at a fair price.

The brown lines are...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jon, and Frank were riding back to Canterlot Highway Patrol headquarters.

Frank: I've been waiting three days for that car man!
Jon: Ponch, relax. You're going to get it tomorrow.
Frank: That's too far away for me. If that car was a mare, it would be Kate Upton.
Jon: আপনি প্রণয় it that much?
Frank: Yes. I can't wait to drive it.
Jon: *Looks ahead of him* Let's just hope আপনি don't drive like those ponies in front of us.

An accident occurred. A আমেরিকার বন্য ঘোড়াবিশেষ crashed into a green SUV.

Jon & Frank: *Stop on the side of the road, পরবর্তি to a blue Alfa Romeo convertible*
Frank: What happened here?
Molly:...
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posted by Canada24
AppleBloom: Dosen't it feel like this idea has been used in a mature themed ফ্যানপপ role play?... One that uses swears and unshown sex, every 2 minutes.

Scootaloo: (sarcastically) Sure.. পরবর্তি your say the role play has Saten Twist marry AppleJack.. When she directly told us, she had written 2 restraining orders after their ONE date.

SweetieBelle: Weirder things have happened.. There's a story about me sleeping with Rarity.

Scootaloo: Jeeze, what is wrong with pe-

Diamond Tiara: So, do আপনি three just sit around here plotting out different ways to try and get your cutie marks?

Apple Bloom: Actually......
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Fillydelphia gang was talking with each other in a building in Oatland.

Fillydelphia টাট্টু 93: Those Mexicans have been fighting with Case Cracker's gang.
Fillydelphia টাট্টু 15: And our attack on Case wasn't successful. What do we do?
Michael: We try again. Only this time, we succeed.

Next দিন

Gordon: *Wakes up* 5 AM. I usually wake up at 6, but whatever.
Case Cracker: *stays asleep at home*
Gordon: *Starts lifting weights*
Case Cracker: *Gets up a couple hours later*
Jim: *Calling Case Cracker*
Case Cracker: *Picks up* Hello.
Jim: We have a problem Case! Call Gordon, and Sam, and tell them to get...
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Master Sword: There আপনি are! My suit has vanished and this was the only thing left in my closet! How do I look?

Derpy: Like a million bits!

Mayor Mare: But I also see so many ponies from all trots of life, brought together দ্বারা love. Cranky searched all across this great land of ours to find Matilda, and no matter what obstacles kept them apart, প্রণয় would finally bring them together, just as it has brought all of us together now. It's remarkable to me how a story like Cranky's খুঁজুন for Matilda could fill this room with such a unique collection of ponies! It makes আপনি realize that everybody is...
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added by glelsey
Source: Themrock @ DeviantART
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic রামধনু as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Bryan was with two royal guards somewhere in Canterlot. They were meeting with three Mexican ponies.

Mexican Pony: You're late.
Bryan: All the matters is the fact that I'm here. The point being... Luna tells me আপনি have a repository of antic equipment.
Mexican Pony: So what is...
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