গাধা গাধা Inn
Starring রামধনু Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic রামধনু as Donovan
Blaze as Richard
It was closing time at the গাধা গাধা Inn's strip club.
Marisa: *Closing up the strip club. She walks outside to get to her car, but a পিয়ানো falls out of nowhere making this sound: link * That nearly hit me! What kind of bastard is in charge of getting the পিয়ানো into Mercury's room?
Construction Ponies: *Looking down at Marisa* Sorry ma'am, we were too busy looking at our phones.
Marisa: And I thought driving while looking at your phone was bad.
Audience: *Laughing*
The পরবর্তি morning, the same thing happened to her as she walked into the strip club.
Marisa: *Looking at the construction workers above her* What the hell is the meaning of this?!!
Construction Ponies: *Watching ইউটিউব চলচ্ছবি on their phones* uuuuh.. we can explain.
Audience: *Laughing*
Inside the strip club.
Marisa: *Sitting with Mercury at a table* Mercury, those ponies trying to deliver your পিয়ানো nearly hit me with it twice. Convince them to be আরো careful, অথবা else they'll be the ones having pianos falling toward them.
Mercury: I see what আপনি mean, and I'll get it done. How much will আপনি pay me?
Marisa: One grand, and five private dances for free.
Mercury: You're my kind of mare. I'll do it, but first, the dances.
Marisa: Do it now, অথবা I'll take my business elsewhere.
Audience: *Light laughter*
Mercury: আপনি really know how to piss someone off, আপনি know that?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: Fine, I'll get the job done.
Inside Mercury's room.
Construction Ponies: *Trying to get the পিয়ানো into Saten Twist's room, but fail, and watch it fall down*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: *Arrives* Fellas, I know you're trying your hardest to get me my piano, but stop being so reckless.
Construction Ponies: We're trying Mr. Twist, but it's hard.
Saten Twist: How is it hard to get a পিয়ানো in here? Let me do it! *Moves the পিয়ানো into his room all দ্বারা himself*
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: See?
Construction Ponies: *Shocked* Oh my goodness, how did he do that?
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: For your idiocracy, I won't pay আপনি anything.
Construction Ponies: Aw man. *Walking away, and fall off of their platform*
Audience: *Laughing*
2 B Continued
Starring রামধনু Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic রামধনু as Donovan
Blaze as Richard
It was closing time at the গাধা গাধা Inn's strip club.
Marisa: *Closing up the strip club. She walks outside to get to her car, but a পিয়ানো falls out of nowhere making this sound: link * That nearly hit me! What kind of bastard is in charge of getting the পিয়ানো into Mercury's room?
Construction Ponies: *Looking down at Marisa* Sorry ma'am, we were too busy looking at our phones.
Marisa: And I thought driving while looking at your phone was bad.
Audience: *Laughing*
The পরবর্তি morning, the same thing happened to her as she walked into the strip club.
Marisa: *Looking at the construction workers above her* What the hell is the meaning of this?!!
Construction Ponies: *Watching ইউটিউব চলচ্ছবি on their phones* uuuuh.. we can explain.
Audience: *Laughing*
Inside the strip club.
Marisa: *Sitting with Mercury at a table* Mercury, those ponies trying to deliver your পিয়ানো nearly hit me with it twice. Convince them to be আরো careful, অথবা else they'll be the ones having pianos falling toward them.
Mercury: I see what আপনি mean, and I'll get it done. How much will আপনি pay me?
Marisa: One grand, and five private dances for free.
Mercury: You're my kind of mare. I'll do it, but first, the dances.
Marisa: Do it now, অথবা I'll take my business elsewhere.
Audience: *Light laughter*
Mercury: আপনি really know how to piss someone off, আপনি know that?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: Fine, I'll get the job done.
Inside Mercury's room.
Construction Ponies: *Trying to get the পিয়ানো into Saten Twist's room, but fail, and watch it fall down*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: *Arrives* Fellas, I know you're trying your hardest to get me my piano, but stop being so reckless.
Construction Ponies: We're trying Mr. Twist, but it's hard.
Saten Twist: How is it hard to get a পিয়ানো in here? Let me do it! *Moves the পিয়ানো into his room all দ্বারা himself*
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: See?
Construction Ponies: *Shocked* Oh my goodness, how did he do that?
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: For your idiocracy, I won't pay আপনি anything.
Construction Ponies: Aw man. *Walking away, and fall off of their platform*
Audience: *Laughing*
2 B Continued
