মাই লিটল পনি ফ্রেন্ডশিপ ইজ ম্যাজিক Article: Grand Theft Ponies 2 Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Once Sam, Gordon, Case Cracker, and চক্রদন্ত entered Oatland, they saw a Fillydelphia টাট্টু walking down a sidewalk, passing several sedans.

Sam: *sees fillydelphia pony* Let's stop the car, and follow him on hoof.
Case Cracker: Yeah, see what he's up to.
Sam: *Stops car*
Gordon: Better idea. আপনি three wait here. If he runs, আপনি can follow him in the car. *Gets out*
Case Cracker: Okay, we'll be near. *Gets into the front seat*
Sprocket: What am I? Chopped liver?
Case Cracker: No. I hate sitting in the back, no matter who sits পরবর্তি to me.
Fillydelphia Pony: *Turns right*
Gordon: *Gets behind the Fillydelphia Pony, and kicks him onto the ground*
Fillydelphia Pony: Agh! *Lands on ground*
Gordon: *Drags টাট্টু to car* I got him.
Case Cracker: K put em in the back.
Gordon: *Sits in back with Fillydelphia pony, and Sprocket*
Sam: *Drives*
Gordon: What can আপনি tell us about Jim Braddock?
Fillydelphia Pony: He's dead.
Gordon: Don't give us that bullshit. You're holding him somewhere. Where is he?
Fillydelphia pony: In hell. আপনি just go to the abandoned warehouse, and I'll prove it.
Sam: If আপনি insist. *Goes to abandoned warehouse*
Case Cracker: *Waits*
Sam: *Gets to abandoned warehouse*
Case Cracker: No one knows we're here. Let's keep it that way.
Sprocket: What do we do with this guy?
Fillydelphia Pony: *Nervous*
Case Cracker: Keep an eye on him. If he tries anything on you, shoot him.
Sprocket: With pleasure.

The three stallions continue on toward the warehouse, leaving চক্রদন্ত with the Fillydelphia টাট্টু in the car.

Sam: *Sneaks in, and holds door for Case Cracker*
Case Cracker: *Enters and hides behind a post on the inside checking for Fillydelphia ponies*
Sam: All clear. *Goes towards room*
Case Cracker: *Follows with Gordon*
Sam: *Opens door*
Jim: *On ground*
Gordon: There he is.
Sam: Jim, wake up.
Jim: *Doesn't hear Sam*
Gordon: Jim!!! *Shoots the ground near him*
Jim: *Wakes up* What the fuck is happening?!
Case Cracker: Fillydelphia Ponies nabbed you. *looks at Jim for any major injuries*
Jim: I'm fine. They may have taken me, but I'm not seriously injured অথবা anything.
Sam: Good.
Case Cracker: আপনি know how আপনি got knocked out?
Jim: *Being sarcastic* Well I don't know, how would আপনি get knocked out?
Sam: That doesn't matter, we have to get out of here.
Case Cracker: Fine d'ya see anypony else in here?
Jim: No.
Sam: Let's go আপনি guys.
Case Cracker: *Hears two gunshots* Shit!

The four stallions run back to Sam's car. They saw চক্রদন্ত looking at the Fillydelphia pony. She shot him to death.

Gordon: Glad you're still in one piece.
Jim: So am I. Who are আপনি anyway?
Case Cracker: My girlfriend.
Sprocket: চক্রদন্ত is my name. It's nice to meet আপনি Jim.
Jim: Has she joined us?
Gordon: Yes.
Sam: She joined half an ঘন্টা ago.
Gordon: Right. So are we fighting those Fillydelphian assholes?
Jim: Yup.
Case Cracker: When?
Jim: Tomorrow.
Case Cracker: Good,they'll be less suspecting then.

They all get back in the car, and return to San Franciscolt.

2 B Continued

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Slycall part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake

Now this is the newest James Bond parody on the newest James Bond movie. We find our hero Con Mane slowly walking through a hallway. It's dark, and the shadows block much of his face.

Con: *opens door*
P: Where is it?
Con: It's gone. We have an agent down.
P: Are আপনি sure it's gone?
Con: *checks* It's gone.
Brosnan: *dying*
Con: *grabs cloth* Hang in there.
P: There's no time for that!
Con: I have to stop the bleeding!
P: Leave him!
Brosnan: Go! Don't worry about me.
Con: *leaves*
Snow: *drives truck* Let's drive.
Con: *gets in* Did আপনি find Vetrice anywhere?
Snow: *looks* There. In the white Limo....

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A প্রণয় Story: Part 3

posted by applejackrocks1

Back to the story.....

Brawny: Applejack, আপনি stay here. I'll go get some money out of the bank. *swims off*
Applejack: *looks around* My, My...
*Suddenly, 3 other merponies swam to AJ, surrounding her*

MP1: I see that your a new loser here *laughs*
Applejack: Loser?!? Have ya looked into a mirror?!
All: Oooooo
MP2: Wait a সেকেন্ড girls! She's not one of us! She's an earth Pony!
Applejack: *sneezes*
MP3: *laughs* I see that your sick...It's better to let আপনি go with the flow, shall we?
Applejack: What? *coughs*
MP1: We don't want আপনি to die with pain, Sugarlame.
Applejack: *is weak* Please...Just leave...

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Dashing & Daring: লন্ডন Burnouts part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

They looked everywhere for Felix after the race, but Sean, Daredevil, and Nikki could not find him.

Sean: Where do আপনি think he went?
Nikki: Did he go to Russia?
Daredevil: No, theres two আরো races left. He couldn't have gone back to Russia.
Sean: I'd be surprised if he did.
Daredevil: Yeah, well we'll find out soon. But now we have to make some money.

I think আপনি all know what they're doing. Chasing a truck with drugs? WRONG! They were chasing a truck with money. Of course it was euros, and pounds, but they'd buy আরো stuff then a U.S dollar bill.

Sean: Without রামধনু Dash, Daredevil will have...

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Dashing & Daring: লন্ডন Burnouts part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

All four of the main characters went to London. When they got on the boat, they were met দ্বারা other racers.

Mexican: Hey. Do আপনি know how long it'll take for us to get into England?
Sean: Don't know, don't care. Just sit back, and relax.
Felix: *waxing car*

About 3 hours later, we got to the docks. Ponies were excited to see the arriving contestants.

british ponies: *taking pictures*
mexican: No! No taking photograph!
Sean: It's a good thing.
mexican: It is? Ok then.
Queen of england: Welcome everypony! I am so glad all of আপনি could make it.
Felix: Thanks. *inflating tires*
Q.O.E: আপনি all will stay...

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The last solstice - Chapter 5: Those purple eyes

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 5: Those purple eyes

Nocturnal Mirage is startled from his sleep দ্বারা a sharp clashing sound.

“What?!” the dark blue stallion sits up in his বিছানা rapidly.

He looks around in the large room. It takes him a few সেকেন্ড to realize where he is. Oh, that’s right… you’re here again… he acknowledges. There’s an opened book on his belly. He fell asleep পাঠ করা it.

The sound of breaking glass brings him back to reality completely. Mirage shakes his head and puts the book aside. He hears it again. Glass clashing against marble.

“Gosh darn it! The third night in a row!”...

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The last solstice - Chapter 3: Solitude

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 3: Solitude

Luna was right.

I was right too! Mirage thinks.

The Moon goddess ব্যক্ত that her sister will probably greet her new guard in the form of a letter. And Mirage suspected that the alicorn of the Sun was listening. The cobalt stallion smirked. He imagined the picture. The all mighty Celestia, the ruler of Equestria nestles up to the door very closely. Probably with an anxious look on her face, for she worries because her calm loneliness is disturbed.

“Ha!” Mirage exclaims loudly, as the picture he imagined fills up his soul with luscious pleasure for a moment....

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Nightmare Moonraker part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con & Twilight were in the prison cells on the ship, but they still had a radio.

Twilight: Man, can anypony hear me?
S: Is that আপনি Twilight? Where's Mane?
Con: Right here S. Listen, we need আপনি to call in reinforcements from M.I.3.
S: Is that neccesary? Where are আপনি two?
Russian pony87: *hears radio*
Twilight: Man just do it!
Russian pony87: Who are আপনি talking to?
Twilight: Con man. Nopony else I can talk to.
Russian pony87: Well uh, keep it quiet.
Con: Sure *breaks jail door*
Russian pony74: HEY!
Twilight: *shoots enemy*
Con: *takes pistol*
NMM: Sir? Con & Twilight have escaped.
Drake: Then...

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Nightmare Moonraker part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The two spies went on until they reached the মহাকাশ ships.

Twilight: Man we found the spaceships.
Con: Hey, look over there.
Twilight: They have a map of the cities they're attacking.
Con: San Fran, Tokyo, and Hong Kong.
Twilight: Man if we're to stop those rockets from hitting them cities we have to get on the ship. I have a plan. *teleports them onto ship*
Con: Perfect. We just need to get in disguise now.
Twilight: Right *gets disguise*
Con: *stares at Twilight's ass*
Twilight: May I help you?
Con: আপনি already are *gets in disguise*
Twilight: *gets in disguise* We need to kill everypony in this...

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The New Era... PART 9

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Steven

1 বছর later... Vinyl has been killed and... Dan too... soo... yea...
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ACT |||
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Era End Coming...

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FireDash - I gonna buy bannananana... what?
NightFire - CAN আপনি SHUT UP!
TearDrop - brother... আপনি gonna buy রস for me
NightFire - of course
FireDash - banana... banana... banananana
NightFire - uhhh...
Mare - HELP HELP!
FireDash - huh?
Mare - Undead UNDEAD!
GoldenHorn - HAHAHA IM ALAIVE
NightFire - 0_0
FireDash - bananana wait... OH MY GOD!
NightFire - Hide Behaind Me TearDrop!
GEA Soldier - GO GO GO!!!! *shoot*
GoldenHorn - *teleport*
GEA Soldier...

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MLP Mafias Are Dangerous episode 2 part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Twilight, and Pinkie Pie returned to the Ponyville safehouse.

Dan: Where have আপনি two been?
Twilight: Man I just took over some businesses, with help from Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: She knows what to do now.
Dan: Excellent. The Las Pegasus mob says that they will try to attack our safehouse. We gotta prevent them from doing that.
Twilight: No problem.

The Las Pegasus mob soon arrived.

Sean: They're here!!
Twilight: *grabs grease gun* Let's do this.
L.P. ponies: Dan, have your mafia surrender!
Dan: Howabout আপনি screw yourselves?
L.P. ponies: Wrong answer! *fire বন্দুক at Dan*
Dan: Wrong সরানো *grabs molotov*...

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MLP Mafias Are Dangerous episode 2 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

applejack & Rarity went on to rob the bank.

Rarity: *grabs gun*
Applejack: Not yet! Ya have to wait until you're inside the bank!
Rarity: How about this? *makes gun disappear*
Applejack: Now ya have no gun.
Rarity: Oh yes I do, but it's invisible.
Applejack: Alright, let's just rob this bank.
guard: Hello ladies.
Rarity: *shoots guard*
Applejack: *kills other guards*
Rarity: I'm gonna open that vault. *magically opens vault*
Applejack: What are ya'll staring at? A southern টাট্টু working with someone british?
normal pony: Uuhhh
Applejack: *kills normal pony*
Rarity: Got the money let's go!
Applejack:...

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The Mare With The Golden Gun part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con & Hattan were taking 20 paces, and then it happened.

Con: *fires gun* Where did Hattan go?
Sneak Peak: She forgot ammo for her gun. You'll have to continue the duel with her that way.
Con: Why didn't আপনি tell me?
Sneak Peak: আপনি were concentrating very well, and I didn't wanna disturb that.
Con: আপনি know, I've never killed a midget before. But there's a first time for everything.
Sneak Peak: I'm offended.
Con: Good. *walks inside*
Sneak Peak: *runs to control room*
Con: *looks around* What kind of a place is this?
Sneak Peak: It's a funhouse. Me & Ms. Scaramanga worked on it together!...

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The Mare With The Golden Gun part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Golden gun

The first Con Mane story to have OC's that aren't mine. Let's begin on a tropical island 8 miles from Hong Kong.

Hattan: *sunbathing* Sneak Peak, can আপনি check the main entrance?
S.P: Right away Ms. Scaramanga.
business pony: Are আপনি Hattan Scaramanga?
Sneak Peak: No, I'm her assisstant.
business pony: Where is she?
Sneak Peak: Go in that way.
business pony: *enters room* Hattan Scaramanga.
Hattan: Hi. I just realised আপনি have your gun, and I don't have mine.
business pony: That's too bad. *shoots gun*
Hattan: *dodges bullet*
S.P: *turns off lights*
business pony: Where are you? প্রদর্শনী yourself!
Hattan:...

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MLP Mafias Are dangerous episode 1 part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After returning from St. Foalis we discovered that রামধনু Dash was no where to be seen.

Sean: Where'd she go?
Pinkie Pie: She went to be with Scootaloo.

The two pegasi were at Cloudsdale celebrating for Scootaloo. She just passed flight school, and the two were having lunch together.

Scootaloo: Everypony thought I was amazing.
Rainbow Dash: They sure did. What kind of পিজা do আপনি want?
Scootaloo: One with sausage, and onions.
Rainbow Dash: Good choices. And to drink?
Scootaloo: I guess I'll have a Dr. Whoover.

Rainbow Dash went to order the pizza, and drinks when she noticed a alicorn fly by....

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The truth about Chrysalis' life: PART 4

posted by soomin1208

At school, in lunch, Cadence sitting alone....

Cadence: *thinking* Maybe...I'm wrong..maybe she is nice... M-
Celestia: নমস্কার Cadence: *sits* Ready for P.E.?
Cadence: I sure am!
Luna: Me too!!! Me too!!!
Discord: hurry up mares! We're gonna be late for P.E.! (Flies to gym)

At last, when the class arrived to the gym....

Coach: Okay class, today, we are playing....DODGEBALL!!!!!!!
All: *sigh*
Coach: Okay, Discord, Chrysalis, and Shining Armor, your a team. Cadence, Celestia, Luna, and Sombra, your the other. Let the dodgeball game...BEGIN!

Celestia: *throws ball at Discord, but misses*
Discord: *throws ball...

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MLP mafias are dangerous episode 1 part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

applejack & Rarity hid the gun in the bathroom, and talked to Dan on the phone.

Rarity: They should be there in a minute.
Dan: I see a continental, is that them?
Applejack: If it's got Nickel Lesscage then that's the one.
Dan: He's not in there, but his crappy sidekick is.
Applejack: Alright, well kill him.
Dan: With pleasure, but I gotta go now.
Manehattan pony23: Dan, so good to see you.
Dan: Yes, but where's Nickel?
Manehattan pony23: Unfortunately he couldn't make it, so he sent his সেকেন্ড highest ranked টাট্টু to be here.
2nd pony: That's me.
Dan: I see. Let's grab some dinner.
Manehattan...

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Pinkie's Treasure Hunt part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Twilight helped Derpy & Octavia escape, then they were making their way off the boat.

Twilight: আপনি two wait here. We need Pinkie since she has the map.
Octavia: Oh perfect. আপনি better get her quickly.
Twilight: Pinkie? Come here.
Pinkie Pie: *hops toward Twilight* Guten Tag Twilight. *laughs*
Twilight: Stop speaking german, and come with me.
Pinkie Pie: Nein, ich bin Deutsch, damit ich sie sprechen kann, wenn ich will.
Twilight: What? *kidnaps Pinkie* Row!
Octavia: Can't আপনি use magic to teleport us?
Twilight: I can, but I'm not teleporting আপনি guys.
Derpy: Aaawww.
Tourist টাট্টু 4: *drives...

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The Problem in Sweet আপেল Acres: Part 3

posted by soomin1208

applejack past the rest of the দিন with her friends. And Applebloom past the whole দিন with Scootaloo and Sweetie Bell. It was getting dark. A tear rolled down her face as she ব্যক্ত goodbye to her friends, so did AB. AJ and AB went back প্রথমপাতা to pack.

AJ: Ya'll ready Big Macintosh?
BM: Eeyup.
AJ: And ya'll AB?
AB: Eeyup...
Granny smith: We're all ready.
AJ: .....guess...its time to go...
All: *nods*

They all went to the train station tierd. Finally, when they were all in their seats, Applebloom started to cry a bit. Her sister hugged her tightly.

AB: Ah dont wanna leave...
AJ: Ah dont wanna leave either....But...

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the new series MLP WIF

posted by fefe2002

My little টাট্টু what is friendship is a series like my little টাট্টু friendship is magic its about a টাট্টু named bubble gum and she has so many বন্ধু and she always party's so she wanted to learn something new that she never bothered to learn it was friendship.Also if she knew how to deal with বন্ধু she still likes to learn আরো about friendship.However she likes to give আরো happiness to her বন্ধু than she has ever done.

and that's my new series so if আপনি want আরো information just post on my দেওয়াল the প্রশ্ন আপনি want to ask me :)

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An Unexpected প্রণয়

posted by mariofan14

It was a glorious দিন in the town of Ponyville. Everyone started to get up and go do their errands, even Princess Twilight Sparkle, who didn't leave her friends. She went to visit some ponies to greet them, chat, and then go to her friends. All the colts and fillies were too getting up, but it was for school. Why don't we go to the house of the family of Diamond Tiara, shall we? Even though her family was rich, their house seemed quaint and small. But it looked a little like a mansion on the inside. (Filler: Do not be fooled দ্বারা common place appearances. It isn't what's on the outside, but what...