Video Game Troll
Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed দ্বারা any actors.
Today's game: Gran Turismo 6
Sean: *Holding a camera pointing at him, and Mortomis* Hello everyone, today we're going online to play Gran Turismo 6.
Mortomis: Now what we're going to do is যোগদান this server that says Cops 70 Miles Per Hour, 3/3.
Sean: What that means is when আপনি get three tickets from anyone that is a cop, আপনি get kicked out of the lobby দ্বারা the host.
Mortomis: And we're going to abuse the system as much as we can.
Audience: *Laughing*
As the camera switches to game footage from Sean's TV, they both যোগদান the cop server.
Mortomis: আপনি know how some people don't have those safety cars?
Sean: Yeah, they have to use a car with a certain color.
Mortomis: If it's black, I'm using my Cadillac. The Cien.
Sean: Well, that oughta be fun.
Mortomis: But not for the racers.
Audience: *Laughing*
The লোড হচ্ছে screen goes away, and it shows the main menu for the online server they're in.
Fox335: We're in. Hi everyone.
Players: Hello.
Kadillack: Can we be cops?
Ghost-Toast: Sure.
Fox335: *Driving a বিএমডবলু M4 Safety Car*
Kadillack: *Driving a black Cadillac Cien*
Brother92: Kadillack, I thought আপনি wanted to be a cop.
Kadillack: I am, I'm undercover.
Ghost-Toast: আপনি need a car like Fox's. It has to have the lights on শীর্ষ of it.
Kadillack: Can't I go undercover? *The pitch in his voice gets higher* Pleeeeeeeeeeeease?
Audience: *Laughing*
Ghost-Toast: *Annoyed* Okay, আপনি can use the Caddy.
Kadillack: *Sends a message to Fox335*
Fox335: *Reads the message. It says, We got him angry already.*
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
The track they were driving on was Circuit De La Sarthe
Fox335: *Sees a car parked in the grass, and stops in front of it* What are আপনি doing?
VGV85: I'm waiting for a friend.
Fox335: What for?
VGV85: So he can প্রদর্শনী me this car he has.
Fox335: I don't believe you. Is he giving আপনি drugs?
Audience: *Laughing*
VGV85: আপনি mean illegal drugs?
Fox335: Yes, illegal drugs. That's the only kind of drugs there are.
Audience: *Laughing*
VGV85: No আপনি bastard.
Fox335: Okay, I'm going to give আপনি two tickets. One for dealing with illegal drugs-
Audience: *Laughing*
Fox335: -and the other one is for calling me a bastard. If আপনি get one আরো ticket, the host will kick আপনি out of here.
VGV85: This is bullshit!
Fox335: Use of profanity, that's your third ticket. Host! Kick this guy! He got three tickets.
VGV85: But I didn't do anything! *Gets kicked out of the lobby*
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Kadillack: *On the straightaway, he pushes an অডি into the দেওয়াল which makes him stop. He stops right in front of him.*
98349834: What the hell was that man?
Kadillack: Can I see your driver's license, and registration sir?
98349834: Why did আপনি push me into the wall?
Kadillack: আপনি were speeding.
98349834: Yeah, but আপনি ruined the front end of my car.
Kadillack: Well, you're driving an Audi, আপনি do that to everyone else.
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: What's that supposed to mean?!
Kadillack: You're a douchebag, that's what it means.
Players: *Laughing*
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: Guys, this isn't funny!
Kadillack: Sure it is. I'm giving আপনি a ticket for speeding, and a ticket for driving an Audi. Get a different car now.
98349834: Fine!
90 সেকেন্ড later
98349834: *Driving a 1966 Volkswagen Beetle*
Fox335: *Pushes the Volkswagen into the sand*
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: Really?!!?
Fox335: That's even worse then an Audi. I'm giving আপনি a 3rd ticket for driving a piece of shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: NO!!
Ghost-Toast: আপনি got three tickets man, you're getting kicked.
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: *Gets kicked*
Fox335: That was fun, but I have to go now.
Kadillack: Yeah, me too.
Ghost-Toast: Aw man. I hope আপনি যোগদান my lobby again.
Up পরবর্তি is Golfing
Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed দ্বারা any actors.
Today's game: Gran Turismo 6
Sean: *Holding a camera pointing at him, and Mortomis* Hello everyone, today we're going online to play Gran Turismo 6.
Mortomis: Now what we're going to do is যোগদান this server that says Cops 70 Miles Per Hour, 3/3.
Sean: What that means is when আপনি get three tickets from anyone that is a cop, আপনি get kicked out of the lobby দ্বারা the host.
Mortomis: And we're going to abuse the system as much as we can.
Audience: *Laughing*
As the camera switches to game footage from Sean's TV, they both যোগদান the cop server.
Mortomis: আপনি know how some people don't have those safety cars?
Sean: Yeah, they have to use a car with a certain color.
Mortomis: If it's black, I'm using my Cadillac. The Cien.
Sean: Well, that oughta be fun.
Mortomis: But not for the racers.
Audience: *Laughing*
The লোড হচ্ছে screen goes away, and it shows the main menu for the online server they're in.
Fox335: We're in. Hi everyone.
Players: Hello.
Kadillack: Can we be cops?
Ghost-Toast: Sure.
Fox335: *Driving a বিএমডবলু M4 Safety Car*
Kadillack: *Driving a black Cadillac Cien*
Brother92: Kadillack, I thought আপনি wanted to be a cop.
Kadillack: I am, I'm undercover.
Ghost-Toast: আপনি need a car like Fox's. It has to have the lights on শীর্ষ of it.
Kadillack: Can't I go undercover? *The pitch in his voice gets higher* Pleeeeeeeeeeeease?
Audience: *Laughing*
Ghost-Toast: *Annoyed* Okay, আপনি can use the Caddy.
Kadillack: *Sends a message to Fox335*
Fox335: *Reads the message. It says, We got him angry already.*
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
The track they were driving on was Circuit De La Sarthe
Fox335: *Sees a car parked in the grass, and stops in front of it* What are আপনি doing?
VGV85: I'm waiting for a friend.
Fox335: What for?
VGV85: So he can প্রদর্শনী me this car he has.
Fox335: I don't believe you. Is he giving আপনি drugs?
Audience: *Laughing*
VGV85: আপনি mean illegal drugs?
Fox335: Yes, illegal drugs. That's the only kind of drugs there are.
Audience: *Laughing*
VGV85: No আপনি bastard.
Fox335: Okay, I'm going to give আপনি two tickets. One for dealing with illegal drugs-
Audience: *Laughing*
Fox335: -and the other one is for calling me a bastard. If আপনি get one আরো ticket, the host will kick আপনি out of here.
VGV85: This is bullshit!
Fox335: Use of profanity, that's your third ticket. Host! Kick this guy! He got three tickets.
VGV85: But I didn't do anything! *Gets kicked out of the lobby*
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Kadillack: *On the straightaway, he pushes an অডি into the দেওয়াল which makes him stop. He stops right in front of him.*
98349834: What the hell was that man?
Kadillack: Can I see your driver's license, and registration sir?
98349834: Why did আপনি push me into the wall?
Kadillack: আপনি were speeding.
98349834: Yeah, but আপনি ruined the front end of my car.
Kadillack: Well, you're driving an Audi, আপনি do that to everyone else.
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: What's that supposed to mean?!
Kadillack: You're a douchebag, that's what it means.
Players: *Laughing*
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: Guys, this isn't funny!
Kadillack: Sure it is. I'm giving আপনি a ticket for speeding, and a ticket for driving an Audi. Get a different car now.
98349834: Fine!
90 সেকেন্ড later
98349834: *Driving a 1966 Volkswagen Beetle*
Fox335: *Pushes the Volkswagen into the sand*
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: Really?!!?
Fox335: That's even worse then an Audi. I'm giving আপনি a 3rd ticket for driving a piece of shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: NO!!
Ghost-Toast: আপনি got three tickets man, you're getting kicked.
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: *Gets kicked*
Fox335: That was fun, but I have to go now.
Kadillack: Yeah, me too.
Ghost-Toast: Aw man. I hope আপনি যোগদান my lobby again.
Up পরবর্তি is Golfing
Down at Sugercubes.
The tensions started rising.
Both teams were certain they were gonna win the money.
Derpy: I still don't like any of this. The whole idea seems kinda cruel.
BonBon: *rudely* No one asked you.
Saten: *angrily* Hey! Be nice to her, অথবা I'll hurt you.
BonBon: I'm not scared of you. Your just alcoholic with childhood mother issues, and no father.
Saten: Yeah, well.. Your a bit-
Pinkie: Everyone please calm down.. What's a cake, without the icing.
Saten: what is that suppose to mean?
Pinkie: I don't know.. But it sure felt good saying it.
Saten: আপনি know.. Maybe আপনি and I could be the পরবর্তি to attempt this kind of challenge.
AppleJack: Yea-No..
The tensions started rising.
Both teams were certain they were gonna win the money.
Derpy: I still don't like any of this. The whole idea seems kinda cruel.
BonBon: *rudely* No one asked you.
Saten: *angrily* Hey! Be nice to her, অথবা I'll hurt you.
BonBon: I'm not scared of you. Your just alcoholic with childhood mother issues, and no father.
Saten: Yeah, well.. Your a bit-
Pinkie: Everyone please calm down.. What's a cake, without the icing.
Saten: what is that suppose to mean?
Pinkie: I don't know.. But it sure felt good saying it.
Saten: আপনি know.. Maybe আপনি and I could be the পরবর্তি to attempt this kind of challenge.
AppleJack: Yea-No..
Wat:
Attempt One and Two
Don't rush, guys.
Wat:
Attempt Three
"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."
"Okay, here have two tickets."
Wat:
Attempt Four
Drunk Applejack
Wat:
Attempt Five
Gilda is a bitch.
Wat:
Attempt Six
Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.
Wat:
Attempt Seven
"There's a মেঘ of--"
"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."
Wat:
Attempt Eight
Ships.
Wat:
Attempt Nine
"Real বন্ধু don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.
Wat:
Attempt Ten
Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.
Wat:
Attempt Eleven
Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....
Wat:
Attempt Twelve
Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.
Attempt One and Two
Don't rush, guys.
Wat:
Attempt Three
"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."
"Okay, here have two tickets."
Wat:
Attempt Four
Drunk Applejack
Wat:
Attempt Five
Gilda is a bitch.
Wat:
Attempt Six
Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.
Wat:
Attempt Seven
"There's a মেঘ of--"
"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."
Wat:
Attempt Eight
Ships.
Wat:
Attempt Nine
"Real বন্ধু don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.
Wat:
Attempt Ten
Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.
Wat:
Attempt Eleven
Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....
Wat:
Attempt Twelve
Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.
Two of these taxis arrived at the station
Black mare. I call her black, because her race is black. Or, in the pony world, african equestrian.
