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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Neigh Jersey State Trooper Suburban
Neigh Jersey State Trooper Suburban
Tim: *Backs into his parking মহাকাশ at police barracks*
Captain Jefferson: *Walks over to Tim*
Tim: *Gets out of his car, and locks it*
Captain Jefferson: Your Suburban has arrived.
Tim: Excellent.
Captain Jefferson: The tires, and suspension need to be changed, but everything else is good.
Tim: Do আপনি think it'll be ready দ্বারা tomorrow?
Captain Jefferson: Yes.
Tim: Good. I placed a tracker on Ultimate Deadman's Jeep. He has two আরো বন্ধু named Big Tire, and Silverado in Silverados.
Captain Jefferson: Great work. As soon as the Suburban is finished being modified, we'll check Ultimate Deadman's Jeep on our radars, and tell আপনি where he is.
Tim: I got it.

পরবর্তি morning, Ultimate Deadman was at his house with Big Tire, and Silverado.

Ultimate Deadman: They'll be here in two minutes. In the meantime-
Tim: *Knocks on the door*
Ultimate Deadman: That's him. *Runs to the door, and opens it*
Tim: *Standing outside with Julia, Toby, and Red* Gran Turismo Police Department, you're under arrest for-
Ultimate Deadman: *Running to his garage* Guys, get out of here! The cops are going to arrest us!
Big Tire & Silverado: *Running through the back*
Tim: Let's go Julia! *Runs into the Suburban with Julia*
Ultimate Deadman: *Takes off in his Jeep*
Tim: *Follows him*
Big Tire & Silverado: *Driving away in their trucks*
Silverado: Get that cop out of here.
Ultimate Deadman: *Next to Tim* নমস্কার officer, let's make things interesting! Why don't we have a race? From here, to the bridge going over the road to Canterlot!
Tim: Okay, but if I win this race, আপনি three will be arrested!
Ultimate Deadman: What happens if one of us wins?
Tim: I leave Gran Turismo for good.
Julia: Tim-
Tim: Shut up, and get additional units on the northern bridge on the Round Freeway.

The four ponies drove onto the Round Freeway

Julia: GT24, racing three suspects on the Round Freeway. We need additional units on the Northern Bridge.
Dispatch: Ten-4 24.
Tim: *In front of everyone*
Big Tire: He's ahead of us all!
Ultimate Deadman: I don't know about আপনি three, but I'll definitely be able to pass him.
Silverado: That's right. Only one of us have to win.
Ultimate Deadman: *Hits the nitrous, and starts to speed up*
Tim: *Sees Ultimate Deadman catching up to him, and gets in front of him*
Ultimate Deadman: Oh no! *Steers to the left to avoid hitting Tim, but crashes into the wall*
Julia: We need all units between exits 4, and 5. An accident occurred.
Tim, Big Tire, & Silverado: *Stop their vehicles*
Police Ponies: *Arriving*
Ultimate Deadman: Ugh! *Climbing out of his Jeep* Dammit! Look at what the hell আপনি made me do!
Tim: I didn't make আপনি do that. আপনি could have slowed down, but আপনি decided to go fast instead, and hurt yourself. That's why we have speed limits.
Ultimate Deadman: *Getting arrested, along with Big Tire, and Silverado*

And now we're at the ending credits. Song: link

When আপনি read the ending credits between the dialogue, the characters pause in place.

Toby & Red: *Putting Big Tire into the back of their car*
Silverado & Ultimate Deadman: *Getting put in another police car together*
Tim & Julia: *Smiling, and laughing at each other*

Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
রামধনু Dash as Julia Rose

Tim: আপনি didn't really think I'd let them win, did you?
Julia: No, but I was pretty nervous. What would we do without আপনি here? আরো importantly, what would I do without you?
Tim: You'd probably work দ্বারা yourself, অথবা get a new partner.

Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog

Captain Jefferson: *Arrives with a police টাট্টু in a State Trooper's Crown Victoria*
Tim: I bet they want this back.
State Trooper Pony: *Stops behind Tim's car*
Captain Jefferson: *Gets out* I can see everything turned out okay. *Looks at Ultimate Deadman's Jeep* Sort of.
State Trooper Pony: At least nothing bad happened to the Suburban.

Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog

Tim: Right.
State Trooper Pony: *Accidentally makes his car go forward, and crashes into the Suburban*
Tim: And now it's not right.
Julia: *Laughing*
State Trooper Pony: How do I explain this to my Sargent?

Red Velvet from DragonAura15

Tim: Tell him it was an accident.
State Trooper Pony: Yeah, like that'll work.
Captain Jefferson: Tell him that it was a hit & run suspect.

Police cars furnished দ্বারা Nissan, BMW, and Chevrolet

State Trooper Pony: I'm going with the Captain's idea.

মোটরসাইকেল furnished দ্বারা Kawasaki

Captain Jefferson: The Captain always comes up with the good ideas.
Tim: I guess that's why আপনি let me decide how to stop those three ponies in their off road vehicles.
Captain Jefferson: *Laughing*
Tim & Julia: *Laughing*
State Trooper Pony: *Laughing*

The End

Gran Turismo, A SeanTheHedgehog & Dragonaura15 Production
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: Okay everypony, আপনি know what time it is.
Audience: Blooper time!!!!

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Twilight: *Playing a song on her radio: link * Alright man, we gotta get things set up for our পরবর্তি episode of My Little Pornstar.
Audience: *Clapping*
Fluttershy: *Arrives* Twilight, I found something-
Twilight: Man, get lost.
Audience: Oh!
Fluttershy: But Twilight-
Twilight: Get outta my face nigga!
Audience: Boo!! Twilight sucks.
Fluttershy: It's very important.
Twilight: *Takes আপেল from Fluttershy* I'll look at it later, alright? Now get the hell outta here!
Fluttershy: *Runs away*
Twilight: *Looks at the apple*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hi everybody. We're just gonna cut through the crossover parody today.
Audience: WHAT?!
Tom: Relax, I'm just joking.
Audience: Oh, *Laughing*
Master Sword: What is today's crossover parody Tom?
Tom: Storm Of The Century. It combines the fanfic, The Storm with the MLP episode, Swarm Of The Century. Let us begin.

Storm Of The Century

Starring everyone as theirselves

Fluttershy: *Sees a snowflake on the ground*...
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This scene and the পরবর্তি scene are both based on the Robot Chicken sketch..


Pinkamena: (winds up in a dark cave, gloating to herself about never having been caught).

Unfortunately for her, Shining Armor, wanting revenge for poor Twilight, and all the other victims (but mostly Twilight), followed her.

Without warning, Shining Armor began beating the living crap out of her.

Shining Armor: (suddenly stops after punching her face for a full 20 minutes) Wait! Wait! One আরো মুষ্ট্যাঘাত will kill you!.. And I won't kill you.

Pinkamena: (nearly dead but somehow still smiling) That somehow means I win!.. I kill.. Go to jail.. Break out.. Kill again!.. Instand revers-

Shining Armor: (annoyed) yes, yes. It's an endless cycle.. But I sore to let the court do their work.. What to do.. (thinking) Hmmmmmm.

To be containued
Party Favor: How could you!?

Double Diamond: Yeah., what about all that talking cutie marks being evil, and stuff.

Starlight Glimmer: T- They are!

Double Diamond: then why আপনি still have yours!?... The staff was all the magic we needed!

Starlight Glimmer: (sighs).. The "staff" is just a stick I found.. I'M the magic!... Look.. Everything I ব্যক্ত was still true! Your all be living your miserable lives!.. I made us equal!

Saten: But আপনি lied to them..

Starlight Glimmer: (rudely) NOBODY ASKED YOU!

Pinkie: Hey, leave him alone!

Starlight Glimmer: Shut up! Both of you!... আপনি guys ruined everything!... Everything...
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Chapter 1: Beginning

Humans. A “superior” animal that dwells on the lowly planet Earth. They live in large packs called “families”. They travel দ্বারা “cars” and “planes”, truly reaching nowhere. They think that they are too clever, and that they are the highest form of life. In truth, they are parasitic beings who leach off the land, killing it at the same time. Someday, somehow, something will bring them to their knees.

“Nothing on TV again...” Miles thought as he flipped through the channels of his flat screen tv. Miles had jet-black hair and sky-blue eyes. He sighed as he...
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I reached Canterlot Castle, and parked my car পরবর্তি to three Jeeps, owned দ্বারা Royal Guards.

Sean: *Runs to the দুর্গ entrance* Is everything okay here?
Royal Guards: Yeah. We haven't seen anypony from ISIS around here.
Sean: Good to know. *Walks into the castle*

It was a long way up to রামধনু Dash's room, but when I made it, she was on the balcony.

Sean: *Walks up to রামধনু Dash* আপনি know আপনি shouldn't be out here. What if someone spots you, and tries to kill you?
Rainbow Dash: I've been watching some of the activity around here. I even saw a glimpse of your car chase against Nikki West. Did...
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#8: PINKIE'S CUTENESS LEVEL's:
Fluttershy is overrated.. There. I ব্যক্ত it.. (sits and waits for the haters)

#7: RULE 84 GAGS:
Though this also counts as the WORST thing.
But either way
I never would of realised how much I was missing out on.
Though. At the same time.
Part of the reason I became a brony in the first place is I found a image of it, when looking though Skyrim images..

#6: টাট্টু সঙ্গীত VIDEOS:
No comments..

#5: DISCORD:
These days, Discord (John De Lancie) is the main reason I still watch the প্রদর্শনী itself.
As even though most of the characters aren't funny anymore.
The same cannot be said...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: Welcome back everypony. We would like to introduce আপনি to something new to the show.
Master Sword: BLOOPER REELS!!!!!!
Audience: *Clapping, cheering, and whistling*
Tom: Enjoy the bloopers from this episode.

Song: link

Announcer: Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Bait, and... Oh shit.
Audience: *Laughing*

***

Tom: Now for April 2015, the Brony Of The মাস award goes to me!
Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword: I knew you'd like that.
Tom: Okay, let's do this for real.

Take 2

Tom: Now for April 2015, the Brony Of The মাস awarf, f**K!
Audience: *Laughing*

***

Chief Wild Eagle:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
গাধা গাধা Inn

Starring রামধনু Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic রামধনু as Donovan
Blaze as Richard
And introducing Sean The Hedgehog as himself, only for this episode.

Announcer: For those of আপনি that don't remember, the গাধা গাধা Inn is a strip club. Secretly, it's also a hotel for assassins. However, the police don't know this.
Sean: *Sitting at a টেবিল with Marisa* আপনি really look like this mare I তারিখ in Ponyville.
Marisa: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: আপনি see, we forgot to do this in the last episode.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: Yes, I know, we feel terrible.
Tom: Wait a second. Stop booing, and we'll let আপনি know who Brony Of The মাস is assholes.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: You're making it worse.
Tom: I'm making it worse? They're supposed to be cheering, অথবা laughing....
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: deviantart, joyreactor
posted by bluethunder25
Twilight has come a long way since the first episode of MLP-FiM. At first, she was an antisocial bookworm who wasn't interested in making বন্ধু and keep her head in বই virtually all the time. Now.......well, she's still a bookworm, but with আরো friends. Not only that, but her magic has improved vastly over the course of her studies with Princess Celestia. And with her transformation into an alicorn princess, Twilight has proven to have the potential to be one of the most powerful ponies in Equestria. But with that being said, it's about time that Twilight had a decent rival character....
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, EQD
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 3, 1959
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 6:45 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Fifteen মিনিট remained until the shift was over for Hawkeye, and all of his friends. The sun was slowly setting, but it was not dark outside at all.

Hawkeye: *Drives a freight train into the yards*
Stylo: *Sitting পরবর্তি to Hawkeye on the train* This is it. Our last job for today.
Hawkeye: Push all of these freight cars down the hump.
Stylo: The only loads we've been getting on these freight trains are ammo, and gasoline.
Hawkeye: Nikki ব্যক্ত it's for the army. They're preparing for the Cold War.
Stylo: Thankfully,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 3, 1959
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:38 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

The trainyard was full of tank cars. Every single on of them was carrying gasoline. Ponies had to be careful around the tank cars, especially when coupling them up to other freight cars, অথবা trains. If they went too fast, they would blow up.

Gordon: *Waiting in a diesel* নমস্কার Wilson, what's taking so long to get my freight train set up?
Wilson: আপনি gotta pull tank cars full of gasoline.
Gordon: So? I think they should hurry up.
Wilson: Well. It's your life. *Walks away*
Gordon: নমস্কার wait a second. Was that supposed...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on রাস্তা corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing পরবর্তি to Double Scoop*
Tom: আরো ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands পরবর্তি to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 1, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:27 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Gordon: Come on, hurry up!!
Percy: *Slowly driving three diesels towards a freight train*
Jeff: *Standing দ্বারা Gordon with Mike* আপনি can't rush him Gordon.
Gordon: I can do whatever I want!
Mike: Yeah, like jacking off.
Gordon: Jacking off is something I despise!
Jeff: He probably did it twelve times yesterday.
Gordon: Don't spread rumors!!
Percy: *Stops the engines*
Ike: *Checking the coupling between the engines, and the freight cars* All good.
Gordon: I can go?
Percy: Yes. *Gets out* Take over.
Gordon: *Runs...
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I just want to end this story so it can be out of the way, and
I can stop overbooking myself.


The পরবর্তি দিন Trixie knocked on Rarity's door.
Trixie: Well. I did it. I killed them.
Rarity: Oh.. Well. This is awkward... I. kinda.. Changed my mind, and was about to call it off.
Trixie: Oh... I'm still getting paid though right.
Rarity: (sighs) Fine.. (gives her the amount of money she promised too).
Trixie: Thank you. (takes the money). Say. আপনি have any beer?
Rarity: No. Saten came and took the last one.
Trixie: (excitedly) Saten's still in town?
Rarity: I guess.,
Trixie: Great.. আপনি know where he might be.. Because I am totally NOT gonna stalk him.
Rarity: (shrugs unsurely)

THE END

Ending theme.
(theme song/Steven King IT)
Location: The টাট্টু world: San Franciscolt, Alicornia
Date: September 6, 1958
Time: 5:41 PM

Pete, and Metal Gloss finally returned to the hotel with the mirror.

Metal Gloss: *Puts mirror পরবর্তি to টেলিভিশন set*
Pete: Finally. I never thought we'd get it up here.
Metal Gloss: I never thought we'd get it at all.
Pete: Okay. Let's see if this works. Wait here, I'll be back. *Goes into the mirror*

Inside the human world, Pete found out that the mirror took him to a clothing store. Several humans were staring at him.

Pete: awkward. *Goes back to the টাট্টু world*
Metal Gloss: What did আপনি see?
Pete:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, Stephanie, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 78: Presidents, And Foul Ups
Date: August 19, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming...
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