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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: June 15, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:06 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

The yards were busy when the Military ponies woke up.

Military টাট্টু 2: Okay, let's continue with our inspection.
Military টাট্টু 1: Right. *Sits down in the Jeep with his partner*
Mike: *In front of Hawkeye, and Stylo as they enter the yards* নমস্কার lads, guess what.
Hawkeye: What?
Mike: Me, and Dan have a plan.
Stylo: For?
Mike: Getting rid of the military ponies.
Hawkeye: And that is?
Mike: To convince them that we're not communists.
Hawkeye: Okay, that's great. *Walks past him*
Stylo: *Follows Hawkeye*
Mike: *Following the both of them* We just tell them that we're not Communists, and they'll go away.
Stylo: Didn't আপনি already do that yesterday?
Mike: *Remembers* Oh fuck! I got nothing!
Hawkeye: Look Mike, the only way we're going to convince these guys that we're not Communists, is to just continue on with our work like we normally do.
Military Ponies: *Packing up*
Mike: Hold that thought. *Runs to the Military Ponies* Are আপনি guys leaving?
Military টাট্টু 2: Yep. আপনি were right after all.
Military টাট্টু 1: From now on, I'll know to listen to Irish ponies.
Mike: I'm Scottish!
Military টাট্টু 1: Same thing. *Gets in the Jeep with his partner, and drives away*
Mike: Same thing my arse. Good riddance to ya!
Hawkeye: *Walks over to Mike with Stylo* They're gone already?
Mike: Yep.
Stylo: Well, this had to be the worst episode I ever starred in.
Hawkeye: What the fuck was the point of all this?
Mike: I don't know.
Hawkeye: Exactly, there was no point. Let's just get to work.

The End

On the পরবর্তি episode of Ponies On The Rails

A railroad crossing gets blocked

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production

The leader in অনুরাগী fictions, as proven দ্বারা this poll: link
I know what আপনি may be thinking.

I'm a bad friend, because I didn't go back to help AppleBloom.

But the thing is.

I know AppleBloom.

And she wouldn't wanted me to.

I got away, that's all that matters.

And it's not to late to find the polic-

Suddenly there was an burning pain that came out of nowhere, and I realized a large ছুরি was thrown into my back.

I fell down as the brutal pain became too much for.

As I laid there suddenly Trixie stood over me.

"So close, yet so far" Trixie mocked.

"FUCK YOU!" I screamed out angrily.

"Awww... It's so cute when আপনি think your tough" Trixie mocked.

Suddenly grabbed...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: I think they know it's On The Block.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: How?
Master Sword: The শিরোনাম of this প্রবন্ধ clearly says On The Block!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Oh yes, it does. Today's crossover parody, Unfrozen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: We're combining two bad চলচ্চিত্র for this. Frozen, and Unfriended.
Tom:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 7, 1960
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming: The Train Yard
Time: 10:03 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Everypony except the Railroad Police left the train yard.

Assassin: *Fires two bullets*
Railway Police: *Taking cover behind a boxcar*

Meanwhile, inside the train station, everyone was hiding from the gangster.

Pete: *On the phone, talking to a supervisor* We have a gangster near our train yard firing bullets at our workers... Yeah, the RP's are dealing with him now.... Railway Police! You've been on this railroad longer then I have, and আপনি don't know what RP stands for?... Alright, I'm...
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At Sweet আপেল Acres, Eggman is waiting inside the barn.

Shadow: *Arrives in the Teleporting Time Machine. He has arrived with Blaze, and ten আরো Nazis*
Eggman: Good. This should be enough for our reinforcements. Now, we need আরো vehicles. Get us some trucks, and tanks.
Shadow: Very well Doctor. *Uses Chaos Control to head back to Mobius*
Eggman: Once he returns with the vehicles, we will attack this worthless world.

It was inside the house পরবর্তি to the barn, where Applejack, Fluttershy, and other ponies were being held against their will.

Applejack: How many of us did আপনি kidnap?
Nazi: Seven....
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At Twilight's castle, the purple alicorn was in a room with Luna, and three royal guards.

Celestia: Why'd আপনি do it?
Twilight Sparkle: I told you, I'm a princess. I need the money আরো then Pinkie does.
Celestia: It's not yours! I thought I made a good decision letting আপনি be a princess, but I can see that I made a mistake. It's time for your punishment. *Charges her magic, and blasts Twilight with it*

The magic didn't do anything to Twilight's body. She was still the same.

Luna: What did আপনি do to her?
Twilight Sparkle: *Talks in the voice of Ice Cube* Yeah man- oh shit. আপনি changed my voice...
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On Mobius.

Eggman: Were আপনি watching Sean when he left Sonic's house?
Nazi 36: Yeah, but he disappeared.
Eggman: Was he using chaos control?
Nazi 36: We have no idea.
Eggman: Did আপনি see him with a chaos emerald?
Nazi 52: We couldn't see inside the car.
Nazi 36: It's possible he used chaos control.
Eggman: Let's start searching for him in different worlds then.

When I woke up, I saw someone standing in front of my car, staring at me with a smile.

Sean: *Gets out of his car* Who the hell are you?
Rainbow Dash: I'm রামধনু Dash, and my friend Pinkie Pie told me all about you.
Sean: Is that so?...
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#5: PRINCESS LUNA:
Princess Luna has a problems that a lot of us have. Family problems for the most part. She's always in the shadow of her sister. She's not appreciated for what she does. She's an lone wolf, alone for the most part. Lot of ponies judge her from her past and not what she is now. Unable to except her new self..

#4: TWILIGHT SPARKLE:
I never noticed at the time.
But she reminded me a bit of myself.
Never really having the time for friends.
Till I met them..

#3: ZUKO: THE LAST AIRBUNDER:
Zuko feels like an real person who goes through a lot in the world. His father abandoning him from...
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Filly Derpy: *jumping on bed, but her eyes seen as normal and she dosen't have her cutie mark*

Filly Saten: নমস্কার Derp. Quite that already, your gonna hurt yourself.

Filly Derpy: *subbornly* Shut up! Your not the boss of me.. *bangs her head on the roof, making her have the ক্রুশ eyed disign*

Filly Saten: My god, your okay!?

Filly Derpy: *calmly and unaware of her new look* Sure, why do আপনি ask?

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Derpy: Yeah.. দ্বারা the way would আপনি watch Dinky for me?

Saten: Well. I'm busy, but I'm sure I ca-

Derpy; Great! *gives him Dinky and flies out...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic রামধনু as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

Director Nick: *Staring at everyone* Okay, I just noticed something.
Alinah: Yes sir?
Director Nick: In the last episode of this show, we were in part 5.
Louis: So?
Director Nick: So?! I think this is something good for us!
Connor: Not if we're last.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Haven't আপনি ever heard of saving the best for last?
Connor: It's bullshit.
Mason: Way to be a pessimist.
Connor:...
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Source: facebook, deviantart
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Video Game Troll

Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed দ্বারা any actors.

Today's game: Call Of Duty: Black Ops

Fox335: *Playing gun game with five others on WMD*
1Indian1: নমস্কার yo!
Kadillack: What?
1Indian1: I'm from India.
Kadillack: Yeah, I could tell দ্বারা your username.
1Indian1: No আপনি couldn't.
Fox335: Yeah he could, everyone can. *Running around, stabbing everyone with a knife*
8675309: I just got demoted man!
Fox335: I know, I did that to you.
1Indian1: Well no matter what আপনি do, don't melee me.
Fox335: *Sees...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic রামধনু as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

It was a fine দিন for golfing. Otis, and Chip were on the 13th hole.

Chip: *Standing পরবর্তি to his golfball, getting ready to hit it*
Otis: Are আপনি going to hit it yet?
Chip: Give me some time to get ready.
Otis: আপনি stood there like a statue for 30 মিনিট already.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: It's important to take your time before আপনি hit the ball off the tee. If আপনি mess up your first shot, আপনি mess up the entire game.
Otis: Implying that...
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posted by bluethunder25
As most of আপনি already know, I've প্রদত্ত আরো than my two cents about how I feel about what Twilight ব্যক্ত to Sunset Shimmer in the crater near the end of EG1 and I still stand দ্বারা my opinion that she was out of line when she ব্যক্ত that; regardless of how Sunset acted in the first movie. Over the past couple of days, when thinking about that scene, I've reflected on how I actually feel about Twilight Sparkle as a whole. So I will take this time to give my personal thoughts and feelings about Twilight Sparkle.

When I decided to watch MLP: FiM, I started from the first episode. Twilight in the beginning...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: January 31, 1960
Location: Ogden, Utah
Time: 7:33 PM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Meadow: *Finishing the letter*

Donut has not changed at all since আপনি left. He still rants about his প্রথমপাতা country India, and gets in fights with Michael about what he has to do.

A few days ago

Donut: *Waiting at the station in his train* This is bogus. I should be leaving the station দ্বারা now. What is taking so long?

It wasn't really time to depart, but Donut was being too impatient to know this.

Donut: Maybe the conductor হারিয়ে গেছে his voice, and can't say all aboard, so I will do it for him. *Leans out of the cab...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
পরবর্তি morning, Gordon arrives at the pizzeria in his car.

Gordon: *Sits with Jim, and Sprocket* Where's Case?
Jim: He's here.
Case Cracker: *Walks over to table* Sup? *Sits*
Jim: See?
Gordon: Yeah, I'm not blind.
Jim: Yeah, whatever. Now listen, Sam has a job for you. He wants আপনি to steal this Dodge Kodachrome, and bring it to his house.
Gordon: Where can we find it?
Jim: There's a dealership not far away from here that has one. আপনি could walk there, and take it.
Sprocket: That'll be easy.
Gordon: Alright, we're on our way. *Stands up, and leaves pizzeria*
Sprocket: *Walks with Case বিস্কুট behind...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Sam, Gordon, Case Cracker, Sprocket, and Jim finished getting across the উপসাগর Bridge in Sam's car.

Sam: Back in good old San Franciscolt.
Gordon: I swear, if we go in Oatland again, I'll kill somepony.
Jim: We have to go there again. How else are we going to kill Michael's gang?
Gordon: Create an apocalypse, and make it go across the উপসাগর Bridge.
Sprocket: Do আপনি really hate Oatland that much?
Gordon: Yes.
Sam: But আপনি gotta admit, Jack লন্ডন Square is a nice place.
Gordon: With those trains running in the middle of the street? Hell no.
Jim: Aw, come on Gordon, you're not really serious about...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the pizzeria

Gordon: *sitting at table* I'm guessing those ponies from Fillydelphia want আপনি dead.
Case Cracker: I think they're following me around too.
Gordon: Do আপনি think Michael is their leader?
Case Cracker: Maybe...but we need to figure out what happened to Jim first.
Gordon: Right. And, Jim told me about a good friend of his that lives on the other side of the Golden Neigh Bridge. I know where he lives, but I can't remember the রাস্তা name.
Case Cracker: আপনি think he could get us a lead?
Gordon: Possibly, but if we can't find Jim, this টাট্টু will take his spot.
Case Cracker: Fine....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Case Cracker's new car
Case Cracker's new car
পরবর্তি morning

Gordon: *Calling Case বিস্কুট at pizzeria*
Case Cracker: *answers the call* Hey.
Gordon: Case, we got a serious problem. Get your গাধা over here now!
Case Cracker: I'll be there! *Gets into his new car, and drives to the pizzeria*
Gordon: *Waiting outside pizzeria*
Case Cracker: *arrives at the pizzeria*
Gordon: *Gets in car* Jim's gone missing, and we got to find him.
Case Cracker: What!? Where d'ya think he'd be?
Gordon: Probably still in Oatland with Michael. He called me, and he ব্যক্ত he was in terrible trouble.
Case Cracker: We'd better head over there now. *Drives*

Two মিনিট after...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: January 22, 1960
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:52 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye: *Sitting দ্বারা the tracks on Archer পাহাড় with a শীতল full of beer, watching trains pass him* Here's to আপনি Percy. *Grabs a bottle of beer, smashes the শীর্ষ open, and drinks out of it* I don't know if you'll survive অথবা not, but I really hope আপনি do. *Grabs another বিয়ার bottle, smashes the শীর্ষ of that one open, and drinks out of it*

Next morning at the train station, Pete walked into his office at 6:55 AM.

Pete: *Sees Hawkeye sleeping on his desk* Pierce!
Hawkeye: *Wakes up, and gets off the desk*...
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