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posted by SomeoneButNoone
"You guys are in serious shit"


SomeoneButNoone presents.


"Getting fucked দ্বারা those mafia fuckers and in deep need of money daumn."



The new main project of Fan-fictions.



"But you're on good road gentelmans I have best info and as retired robber I klhave shit tons of money, but নমস্কার I won't give আপনি any"



The Heist.


"You will have to do it yourself."


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Old Warehouse
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??? - And so আপনি can call me Friendly Info... FI in short aye.
Joel - Why are আপনি helping us.
FI - You're only 20 so you're young, and I feel আপনি will do a good job at robbery.
Jackson - প্রদর্শনী yourself and stop using radio আপনি are pissing me off.
FI - I'm still শীর্ষ wanted and I don't want to প্রদর্শনী myself. We gonna meet on end of your journey to do my last grand heist in Canterlot. Now look inside the bags in front of you.
Damien - What the hell is that.
FI - An starter from me. 10K and Ak's. Buy fancy স্যুইটস্‌ ammo and orther things আপনি need - drills and shit.
Jeremy - What with those masks.
FI - Your legacy. আপনি will be known for those skull masks. Now hurry up gear up time to hit something.
Jackson - Why are we doing it.
Damien - Where আপনি want to get money from... Because your work as floor sweeper won't pay the debt for saving your life fucking idiot.
Joel - stop fighting...
Jeremy - we are in one team now... Let's go.


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On road
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FI - So let's brief আপনি in. আপনি are getting support from air from my fam. He will snipe any fucker trying to stop your escape car. We are hitting small bank for starters. Maybe it's waste of time for money but they got alot of স্বর্ণ recently that is on move, we have only one chance of shaping it. Here is plan : Two of আপনি will hold the fucking crowd, turn off the cameras, don't let anyone press alarm button, put up drill to the main খিলান and get inside, in খিলান explode the titanium খিলান and get the gold, anything else আপনি are getting for yourself if আপনি want we are not here for money. In the end burn the security room to destroy tapes. Now go tick tock before SWAT come to get the gold.


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Ponyville Bank
Action - start
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*Damien and Jackson enters main room with masks on*
Damien - *shoots guard* EVERYONR ON THE FUCKING GROUND!
Jackson - Noone সরানো অথবা we gonna blast your head off.
FI - Oh forgot to mention it's not +18 movie killing civilians need to be cleaned so don't shoot to them আপনি can knock them out tho. Keep em safe.
Joel - *enters security room and shoots security in head* room clear.
Jeremy - *sets up drill* I guess it works...
FI - Good Good guys keep going.
টাট্টু - *outside bank* Hm *sees Damien* oh shit *calls police*
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*5 মিনিট later*
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FI - Fuck guys they are sending Police Assault on your গাধা speed up for fuck sake.
Jeremy - I cant speed up the drill.
Sniper - I'll stop em.
Damien - For fuck sake... You, আপনি and আপনি with kid go with me *goes to খিলান hallway*
Joel - Yo what the fuck.
Damien - Keep em hostages.
Jackson - Shit... First time...
Jeremy - Yo drill ended! *enters খিলান and starts to pack money*
Joel - Let's go! *puts explosive charges on vault*
*fault burst open*
Damien - Wooohooo *bags gold*
Jeremy - That's it about 2K.
FI - told আপনি small bank. Tho you're not ready for big shit.
Damien - Let's go to the অগ্রদূত come on!
FI - Nice আপনি go out - SWAT go in. Good job guys.
Jeremy - Easy money laaads.
Joel - I never knew it will be that easy...



T.B.C
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Source: joyreactor
Con returned to the CIE Headquarters in Canterlot to get some gadgets from S.

Con: Hello S. How are you?
S: Fine. Another day, another dollar.
Con: What do আপনি have for me?
S: I have some things that might grab your interest. First, I got a brand new Aston Maretin for you. With machine বন্দুক that pop out of the sides, turbo boost, wings with jet engines that pop out of the doors with the push of a button, and stinger missiles behind the headlights.
Con: That's a lot.
S: You'll need it when আপনি take out Discord. Word is that he just made a deal with Mexico, and now they joined his army.
Con: Oh...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Later that day, it was getting dark. It was time for them to go home, but they didn't care. Hawkeye, Stylo, Percy, Jeff, Orion, Pete, and Wilson were playing poker.

Hawkeye: Alright, let's start the betting.
Orion: আপনি got it. I'm putting in two dollars.
Percy: *Waiting*
Wilson: It's your turn Percy.
Percy: I'm thinking.
Wilson: Well hurry up.
Percy: Fine, I call. *Puts in two dollars*
Wilson: Fold.
Percy: আপনি were rushing me just so আপনি could fold?
Wilson: I didn't have a good hand.
Jeff: I see your two, and raise আপনি four. *Puts six dollars in*
Pete: I call. *Puts in four dollars*
Stylo: Unfortunately,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Louis continued লেখা his letter to another টাট্টু named Clint Eastwood.

You would be great বন্ধু with Stylo. He was once a worker on the Southern Pacific Railway, before coming to যোগদান the Union Pacific. He's a very nice pony, and is also good at his job. I remember Hawkeye telling me about how he managed to get a heavy freight over Sherman Hill, which is much harder then it sounds. He had three diesels pulling the train, and was low on sand.

Stylo: Orion, we're low on sand.
Orion: Oh, don't worry, I know.
Stylo: আপনি knew this entire time, and আপনি didn't even tell me?!
Orion: Yeah. I used...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Drunk bus driver
Drunk bus driver
Orion, Pete, and Mirage went out of the station to see the bus driver.

Orion: See? He's pulling into our station now.
Pete: And taking our passengers away.
Bus Driver: I'm a bus, I'm a bus, I'm a bus, I HATE TRAINS!!!
Mirage: He's really drunk. How come he hasn't crashed yet?
Pete: Who knows?
Orion: I can make him crash if আপনি want.
Pete: No, that won't be necessary.
Ponies: *Getting into bus*
Bus Driver: *Driving away* I'm a bus, I'm a bus, I'm a bus, *Points at Pete* I HATE YOU!!!
Pete: Okay, make him crash.
Orion: The pleasure is all mine.
Pete: As for আপনি Mirage, I want আপনি to work in the train...
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posted by AquaMarine6663
Aqua Marine landed shakily outside of Ponyville, she let out a sigh, happy that she was on solid ground again. She slowly walked into the town, gazing at her new surroundings. It was a nice, small quiet town. Not at all like what she was used to. Suddenly, she noticed somepony trotting- no, hopping down the road. Aqua stood there for a moment, wondering if she should stay অথবা run.... Run. she spun around looking for a place to run, but it was too late. "Hi! I haven't seen আপনি around before! are আপনি new?" ব্যক্ত the টাট্টু behind her. Aqua Marine slowly turned around and looked at the pony. She was...
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posted by AquaMarine6663
Aqua Marine trotted out of her apartment, carrying her suitcase, with her pet, Quack at her side. She took one last long look at the রাস্তা outside her apartment. Even though the sun was just beginning to rise, the busy Manehattan রাস্তা was already bustling with ponies on their way to work, and taxies. she took one last longing look at her bracelet her friend made her, and with Quack at her side, spread her wings and took off to the skies. Good-bye Manehattan, hello Ponyville.
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Hawkeye, Coffee Creme, and Percy continued on their way to Denver.

Hawkeye: We'll get there soon.
Percy: How's the fuel?
Hawkeye: We got half a tender full of coal, and we're a quarter empty on water.
Coffee Creme: Now that we got the info on our fuel down, how about getting আরো মহাকাশ in this cab? There's a reason only two ponies are needed to drive a steam locomotive.
Hawkeye: How about আপনি stand on the tender?
Coffee Creme: Never mind. I'll stay in here with you.
Hawkeye: A smart decision. Now, we should be going downhill for a while. Let's cruise down, and not use any fuel, অথবা the brakes....
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