মাই লিটল পনি ফ্রেন্ডশিপ ইজ ম্যাজিক Article: Project GATE Episode 1

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posted by SomeoneButNoone

"They ব্যক্ত to colonise the orther world. Noone knew it would end with millions of dead. Officials say that they can be heated as new generation of PCS come out under new name : Valkyries. These one are bigger, in size of typical Ponyville building and are created on look of human. Ponies enlist to army to take on monsters on orther side of gate, where -60 C cold wildness meet them."

Dan - আপনি will not fall back from battlefield!

SomeoneButNoone presents.

Dan - Squadron V-2 are present :

The newest project.

Dan - V-1.1 Captain-Liberator Void V-1.2 সেকেন্ড Lieutenant Snowflake.

And the main project for now.

Dan - V-1.3 Colonel-Vindicem Sunshine V-1.4 Sergant BlackCrow and V-1.5 Private First Class HawkEye

--Project GATE--

>>>Transport Car
Void - *looks at cealing*
Snowflake - *sighs*
Radio - V-2 Come in.
Void - *picks up radio* This is V-2 copy.
Radio - You're almost at the gate copy.
Void - Right. Over.
Radio - Transmission Over.
Hawkeye - This is bullshit. Why us.
Void - Because were trained.
Hawkeye - Were being putted in co-oped camp with Germans and Bolsheviks. Stupid commies and neo-nazis.
Void - Calm down...

3 hours later

Void - Everyone suited your equipment well?
*everyone nods*
Void - I don't want আপনি to freeze to death. *open doors*
General -Welcome to hell Lads!

*Imperial Office*

Militarius - Come in!
Void - *salutes* Hello sir.
Militarius - My পছন্দ Liberator. What is it?
Void - My Ponies ask for additional upgrades for their Valkyries!
Militarius - Listien... We are the Imperial Elites - Replication Forces and Liberator such as yourself - a টাট্টু that I trust to sit in Liberator Concuil should know it's out of thinking. There is only three Liberator spots so don't lose yours.
Void - But sir...
Militarius - No buts...
Militus - *walks in* নমস্কার আপনি were mere Liberator once too give this kid a head up. Just upgrade em. Their in V squads. Elites in elites আপনি may say.
Militarius - Ekhem. I will see what I can do alright!?
Void - Yes sir also there is one আরো thing. However I would like announce that it got accepted but... *gives papers*
Militus - They disagree with rising age requirement for army... Eh...
Militarius - Unfortunately we need to follow them and let 10 years olds die on the battlefield.

*camp*
Snowflake - It's really cozy here.
কাক - It really is.
Sunshine - I can't belive we are putted in such horble environment.
কাক - Well were in army now.
Snowflake - Why peace can't stay with us.
Void - *walks in in his Officer Attire* Eh... This job is... Boring. Paperwork most the times.
Hawkeye - Time will tell when we gonna attack...

TBC

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Seanthehedgehog This is good Dan. What's the word on your Heist story? Will you continue working on that?

sber9796 I like it!

SomeoneButNoone Yeah I possibly will after this one.

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Tirek's Lamentations

posted by mariofan14

Why has my only brother joined up with the enemy? Why has Scorpan betrayed me? His aid should have been vital in my conquests against those weak mortals, but he had many other thoughts, all that hurt me hard. Why has he forsaken me to the princesses?! Damn you, Scorpan! আপনি are not my brother!

I had a goal in mind. I wanted to conquer the entire world, turning it into what it should be: a world under my order and rule, making the mortals' lives a living hell. But the fight against the princesses ruined everything! It was because of their cowardice that banished me to the pits of Tartarus, just...

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papillon Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is Papillon

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Papillon

France, 1938

Two stallions were walking to a warden at a jail. They were outside, near the exit where all the prisoners were lined up.

Police টাট্টু 54: All present, and accounted for sir.
Warden: Thank you.
Police টাট্টু 95: *Playing drums for five seconds*
Warden: As of this moment, আপনি will all be transferred to another prison, far from here. Everypony living in France no longer has to worry about you. Forget France. She has gotten rid of you.

Then the warden walked down a crowded street, while soldiers, and police ponies escorted the prisoners to the harbor where...

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On The Block Episode 10 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house* HAPPY NEW বছর ASSHOLES!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Let's get some fireworks! *Sets up a firework*
Master Sword: Let's shoot some বন্দুক into the air! *Grabs a Glock 18, and shoots twelve bullets* I প্রণয় Austrian guns!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Sees firework go off in the sky*
Master Sword: That was great, but seriously people, it's just the beginning of a new year.
Tom: There's no need to get excited about it....

Merry বড়দিন

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This Will Be The দিন - RWBY [PMV]

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i didn't think anyone would actually do this! xD woo! RWBY! MLP!

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On The Block Episode 8 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Aina was লেখা down a বড়দিন list.

Aina: Dear Santa Claus, even though everypony calls this holiday Hearths Warming Eve, I want to remember this as Christmas.
Audience: *Cheering*
Aina: On the পরবর্তি episode of this show, I want everything to be related to Christmas. The crossover parody, a few of the skits, and I want Master Sword, and Tom Foolery to be dressed like আপনি during the intro.
Audience: *Laughing*
Aina: As for my presents, I only have one gift that I want, and that is a new set of headphones. I like Dr. Dre's beats, so could I have a pair of those in red? Thanks a lot. Sincerely,...

On The Block Episode 8 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game প্রদর্শনী wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Rainbow Dash as herself
and special guest star, Nocturnal Mirage as Tom Selleck

Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. I'd like to once again remind our contestants that there are proper bathroom facilities located in the studio.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: We have a real শস্যাগার burner on our hooves.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: In the lead, we have রামধনু Dash with...

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On The Block Episode 7 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

গাধা গাধা Inn

Audience: *Laughing*

Starring রামধনু Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic রামধনু as Donovan
Blaze as Richard

Los Angeles. A place for many great events, and some bad ones as well.

Audience: *Laughing*

One of the hotels in this town is called the গাধা গাধা Inn. It's got a secret strip club run দ্বারা two mares, but the main reason for it's name, is because it's a hotel for assassins only.

Ranger: What's our target for the দিন Mercury?
Mercury: Our target is to shoot down a green unicorn. He's a police...

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Saten Twist Adventures. Episode 10.. Part 2

posted by Canada24

AT RESTURANT:
Trixie: I'm glad your finally over AppleJack.. Who needed her anyway. She didn't get you.. আপনি need someone who 'dose' get you.. Someone who knew আপনি your whole life.
Saten: আপনি mean Derpy?
Trixie: Well.. Sure.. Derpy.. But I meant some 'else' who knew আপনি your entire life, and always had a thing for you.. Who knows.. She might be sitting in front of you.
Saten: (obviously) I honestly have no idea what your going on about Trixie. But your voice is soothing, and strangely I feel better.. (happily) Thanks, আপনি always such a great friend.
Trixie: (sighs) Sure... Friend
Saten: (gets up) Anyway. I gotta go.. Sorry again for trying to kill you, last time we were here.
Trixie: (shrugs) আপনি were drunk.
Saten: If it makes আপনি feel better. I'm really trying to cut back on alcohol.
Trixie: I sincerely doubt that.. But if আপনি say.
Saten: (leaves)
Trixie: (sighs) Guess Trixie's paying again..

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On The Block Episode 5 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

রামধনু Dashed

Starring everypony as theirselves.

Narrator: One lovely morning, রামধনু Dashed arrived at Sugarcube Corner.
Pinkie Pie: Hi রামধনু Dash.
Rainbow Dash: Shut the f**k up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Rainbow Dash: Can't আপনি see I got a hangover? My head feels like a bomb is about to go off.
Twilight Sparkle: My head is a bomb.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: Are আপনি going to help me learn how to clear clouds?
Rainbow Dash: Forget that, I need a drink.

So she walked out of Sugarcube Corner, and saw an over sized champagne bottle that said...

Rainbow Dash: Spitfire. I'm haluci- halizit,...

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Crystal Gleam Vs. Rarity

posted by Dragon-88

Crystal is hunting for gems when she encounters Rarity.

Blazin' Blue, whom I know আপনি know as my main OC, is getting to know his new friend Crystal Gleam after meeting her at the train station to welcome her. While many looked at her weird, and some ব্যক্ত "What's an alicorn doing here in Ponyville? She belongs in Canterlot!", she was welcomed দ্বারা the blue unicorn and shown around town. After a while, Blazin' decided to get to know her better, and learned she loved gaming and hunting for gems. He lets her go walk around দ্বারা herself to discover আরো on her own...NOTE: There is a swear word in this article. আপনি have been warned.

Crystal: I wonder if I...

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My Little Reviews:Rainbow Rocks

posted by TotalDramaFan60

Oh meh gawd. This was the best movie since Frozen. And still, I just like ফ্রোজেন for like two days. But this. This. This is a masterpiece. A BUCKING MASTERPIECE. It was like--and then--and she--and they--and her--and she said--and OH MY BUCKING GOD. What does this movie mean for S5? I mean, seriously, number one, HOW THE HELL DID TWILIGHT GET THE MIRROR INTO HER CASTLE? I mean, did she like, say, "Oh hey, Celestia, can I come over and steal that mirror?" and then was she like "Okay Twilight" and they just did that? অথবা like did she have a normal mirror and make it magic with a spell? Well, I...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 68 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nemo and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 68: Pimp My Engine
Date: February 1, 1957
Location: Not Yet Mentioned
Time: 10:00 AM
Railway: Southern Pacific...

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Con Mane: The Return Of Pinkie Part 11

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Rain got back to the storm drains, and saw six army trucks প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে up পরবর্তি to the two muscle cars.

Ice Cube: *Looking in rearview mirror* Wait a minute. There's only supposed to be three here. Why are there six?
Sally: Seems like Ice Cube noticed something wrong.
Con: What?
Sally: There's six trucks, but only three were supposed to প্রদর্শনী up.
Con: Maybe ISIS wanted আরো weapons.
Truck Drivers: *Stop their trucks*
Ice Cube: Yo, why do আপনি have six trucks? There's only supposed to be three.
Truck Driver: We have the three original trucks, but the other three have those prisoners আপনি got. They made...

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Con Mane: The Return Of Pinkie Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con flew into Marelin Germaneigh, the town where M.I.3 headquarters were located.

Con: *Walking downstairs in the airport*
Fenix: *Holding up a sign that says Equestria*
Con: Guten tag Mr. Lighter.
Fenix: No need to be so formal 0007. We are old friends, ja?
Con: আপনি know it. Where's Rain Bouvier?
Fenix: She will meet us at HQ. We must get there ourselves.
Con: Did your boss give আপনি another unreliable set of wheels?
Fenix: Nein, this time they gave me a brand new Horsche 199 Turbo.
Con: Excellent.
Fenix: I'm glad আপনি think so.

So the two stallions got in Fenix's car, and drove to M.I.3 Headquarters....

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 65 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Bulstrode

Date: January 12, 1957
Location: Oatland, Alicornia

Stylo was heading to the docks to work. When he got there, he saw some other workers arguing with Bulstrode. Bulstrode was the টাট্টু that had his tugboat, and the one that was disrespecting everyone else.

Bulstrode: *On the tugboat* Come on, come on! Why aren't those cars where they're supposed to be? I need the barge loaded up with stones quickly!
Worker: There's no engine, and they go to wherever they're needed. You're in the wrong spot, not these freight cars!
Stylo: *Climbs into engine, and drives towards the freight cars at a slow speed. He...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 63 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Two of these গন্ডোলা, gondola freight cars were pushed দ্বারা Coffee Creme in her engine.

Two of these gondola freight cars were pushed by Coffee Creme in her engine.

Date: January 6, 1957
Location: West of Cheyenne

Coffee Creme was told দ্বারা Pete to get some workers at a tunnel which was blocked. She found the job boring, as she was driving an engine, and pushing two গন্ডোলা, gondola freight cars where the workers, and their equipment were on.

They stopped outside the tunnel. The workers went inside. It was very dark, and quiet, but not for long. A sound was heard, as if it was a big animal, and the workers ran out looking terrified.

Worker Leader: What happened?
Worker 46: We started to dig at the block, but it grunted, and moved.
Worker Leader: That's ridiculous.
Worker...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 62 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Donut got in a diesel, and roughly bumped into five coaches. Then, he started heading Eastbound. He had to stop at Cheyenne to exchange some passengers with another train from the Union Pacific. The engineer for the U.P train was Gordon, and was impatiently waiting on the platform.

Donut: *Stops train at station*
Gordon: *Carrying five stones, and throws one at the window*
Donut: *Ignores Gordon*
Gordon: *Throws another stone at the window*
Donut: *Still ignoring Gordon*
Gordon: *Breaks the window on Donut's engine with the third stone*
Donut: Ugh! What?!
Gorodn: You're late!
Donut: I know. It's that...

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Blue Fedora's Story 3

posted by AquaMarine6663

Blue Fedora was waiting outside the ভান্দার for Dragon Spout to arrive. He looked at the telephone pole that was right outside his shop. He examined a sign. It read:

Missing: Moon Dust
Blue unicorn mare with blue eyes and indigo mane
If found, please প্রতিবেদন to Princess Luna IMMEDIATELY

Blue Fedora was quickly pulled away from the poster. "There's no time to be পাঠ করা free কুকুরছানা posters! C'mon! we're wasting time!" ব্যক্ত Dragon Spout. He sighed, and followed her.
"So, what's the plan?" he said. Dragon spout looked at him. "We ask any, and every unicorn if they know a fireproof spell." she said. "but...

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Crystal টাট্টু

added by Basket_Case

Source: My Little Brony