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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 17, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:09 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Orion was on his way back to Cheyenne from Denver, after delivering the Iron Ore, and steel. Now the freight cars on his train are empty.

Orion: The adventure never seems to end for those freight cars. They just keep going all over the place, and.. What the fuck am I talking about?
Audience: *Laughing*
Orion: *Going down Sherman Hill* Okay, time for my plan.
Mirage: *Backing three diesels onto a freight train*
Dan: *Walking to Mirage's train*
Mike: Where are আপনি two heading?
Dan: Westbound, to Greeley.
Mirage: Hold up mate, I see another train.
Dan: What about it? *Sees that it's going too fast* Never mind.
Mike: Losh sakes. It's coming into the yards.
Dan: If he doesn't slow down, he might crash into us.

But the train passed them on another track. At that time, Orion flew out of it, and landed পরবর্তি to Mike.

Orion: Tada! *The train crashes, and blows up behind him*
Audience: *Laughing*
Dan: আপনি fucking bastard.
Orion: What?! How else am I supposed to get fired?
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: ORION!!!!!!!
Orion: *Excited* Here it comes!!!!
Pete: *Arrives, and is very angry* আপনি caused another accident.
Orion: Of course I did. How else am I supposed to get fired around here?
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: Well instead of firing you, আপনি know what I'm gonna do?
Orion: If you're not gonna আগুন me, I don't wanna know.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: Too bad. I am going to have আপনি work for ten weeks without pay, and get আপনি arrested.
Orion: Why is it so difficult to get fired on purpose?!?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Mike: Nice try Stardust.
Dan: Will he ever get fired?
Mirage: I doubt it. *Drives the train*
Orion: নমস্কার wait a minute! Guys!!
Mike: *Walking away from Orion*
Orion: I need help thinking of ways to get fired! I need a partner!!

As soon as he ব্যক্ত that, everypony ran away from him.

Audience: *Laughing*
Orion: Oh shit!!
Audience: *Laughing*

The End

On the পরবর্তি episode of Ponies On The Rails

Stylo finds an airplane

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Creme was driving her train up Sherman Hill, and Mirage still had his engine pushing from behind.

Conductor: *Still drunk, and looks out the back of his caboose* Wait a minute. *Sees Mirage's engine* Why is that engine pushing the train?! It's supposed to be on the front of the train, not the back! *Walks out of caboose, and gets onto Mirage's engine*
Mirage: *Sees conductor* What is he doing on my engine?
Conductor: *Walks into cab* আপনি sir are doing your job wrong!
Mirage: What are আপনি talking about? I'm supposed to push this train up the hill, to help Coffee Creme.
Conductor: Don't...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jeff got back to Ponyville after killing Princess Cadence, and Shining Armor. He was waiting at the শীর্ষ of his army's HQ with Twilight. They were waiting for Dr. Robotnik to arrive.

Jeff: I'm looking অগ্রবর্তী to ending this war.
Twilight: Me too man. Me too.
Jeff: When do we kill him?
Twilight: We? Let me do all the talking.

Song: link

Robotnik: *Enters room*
Twilight: *Shoots Jeff's horn off*
Jeff: Ah! *Falls on floor*
Twilight: *Looks at Robotnik* What do আপনি want me to do Doctor?
Robotnik: আপনি have forgotten your place Princess Twilight Sparkle, দ্বারা having your own... Student. Instead of teaching...
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I was sitting in a room with Con, and his boss, P.

Sean: What can I help আপনি with?
Con: Discord. Remember the prison your army put him in?
Sean: Yes. What happened?
P: He was being transferred to a different prison, but escaped.
Sean: Where is he?
Con: We're not entirely sure yet.

Meanwhile, in Mexico.

Discord: Wait here. This won't take long.
Italian Pony: Yes sir.
Discord: *Walks into Mexican military base*
Mexican টাট্টু 33: Halt!
Discord: Relax. I am unarmed. I request permission to speak to your boss.
Mexican টাট্টু 33: Very well. *Grabs walkie talkie* General, আপনি have a visitor.
Mexican General:...
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Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From CrazyWriterLady

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 40

Hijacked Part 2

March 1, 1954

Previously in Ponies On The Rails, Orion crashed a freight train on purpose, so that he could get fired. Instead, he got suspended for two months.

Red Rose got killed দ্বারা the mafia, and they began to steal locomotives,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jeff was soon sitting পরবর্তি to the judge.

Judge: It appears that everypony is saying আপনি were in Cheyenne when Gordon took charge on the দিন February 20, 1954.
Jeff: Yes, I was there.
Judge: What did আপনি think of Gordon's actions when he told আপনি to take the rails apart, and fix them again?
Coffee Creme: Objection.
Hawkeye: আপনি can't object to what the judge says!
Judge: Thank you. Now Jeff, if আপনি will please answer my question.
Jeff: I was very surprised, and upset দ্বারা what Gordon wanted me to do.
Judge: When আপনি say surprised, do আপনি mean like an angry kind of surprised, অথবা just surprised?
Jeff:...
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