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Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*
Signal Pony: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: *Drives train out of the station.*

Also starring Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Percy, Jeff, Mike, Nicole, Stephanie, and Pete from SeanTheHedgehog

Dan from Someonebutnoone

And special guest stars

Black Tuesday and Stargazer from Triq267

Episode 116: The Biplane
Date: February 20, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 7:00 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye, and Stylo were getting ready to drive their first train for the day.

Hawkeye: *Climbing into the train with Stylo* Good thing Orion's still arrested for what he did a few days ago.
Stylo: I wonder if he'll still try to get fired on purpose when he gets back.
Hawkeye: Maybe. Who the fuck knows what's going on inside that stallion's head.
Stylo: I don't think I want to know.
Audience: *Laughing*

With that, the signal turned green, and the two stallions left the train yard in their freight train.

Stylo: What are we bringing to Denver today?
Hawkeye: Nineteen freezers with ফলমূল inside of them.
Stylo: Freezers are too small to be on a train.
Hawkeye: Not that freezer. The freezer, as in refrigerated boxcar.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Stylo: Take a joke Hawkeye.
Hawkeye: That was a joke?
Audience: *Laughing*

দ্বিপত্র বিমান
Biplane


Around that time, a red দ্বিপত্র বিমান was flying towards them, slowly losing altitude. The engine broke down, and the pilot couldn't get it to start.

Hawkeye: Watch out of that airplane.
Stylo: I am, and it's not an airplane, it's a biplane.
Hawkeye: Whatever.
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo: It's heading towards the tracks in front of us! *Applies the brakes*

The pilot did land on the tracks. Even though the wheels were on the other track, পরবর্তি to the one that Hawkeye, and Stylo were using for their train, one of the wings were still blocking their path.

Stylo: *Stops the train two inches away from the wing*

Inside the biplane, was Stargazer, and Black Tuesday.

Black Tuesday: Are আপনি all right Stargazer?
Stargazer: *Gets out of the cockpit* Yes, but the প্রশ্ন is, is the plane okay?
Stylo: *Gets out with Hawkeye to talk to the two ponies* নমস্কার আপনি two.
Stargazer: আপনি mind your own business!
Hawkeye: Easy, we just wanted to see if আপনি were okay.
Stylo: Don't act like Gordon, okay?
Audience: *Laughing*
Black Tuesday: Who's Gordon?
Hawkeye: আপনি never heard of him? Good.
Stylo: He was somepony that worked on our railroad, but he killed himself a few years ago.
Hawkeye: আপনি wouldn't want the displeasure of meeting him.
Audience: *Laughing*
Stargazer: I'm sorry আপনি two, it's just this. *Hits the side of the plane* Fucking biplane!!
Stylo: If আপনি ask me, it looks very nice.
Stargazer: I don't care, this is the 20th time this thing quit on me. No matter what I do, the engine just stops, like that.
Stylo: Mind if I take it off your hooves?
Stargazer: *Laughing* আপনি must be out of your mind if আপনি want to have a plane like this.
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo: I don't know about you, but I think with my salary on this railroad, I might be able to do something with this plane to make it আরো reliable.
Black Tuesday: I think he's serious Star.
Stargazer: I know, I know.
Stylo: Tell আপনি what, give me the address of where আপনি have this plane, and I'll come over there after 7 tonight to buy the plane. How much do আপনি want?
Stargazer: For this piece of crap, I'll make it a thousand. আপনি really don't know what you're doing.
Stylo: Oh yes I do.
Stargazer: *Shakes his head as he pushes the plane off the tracks with Black Tuesday* Railroad ponies. They're not as smart as other ponies like us. That's why their business has been losing money since 1949.
Audience: *Laughing*

Hawkeye, and Stylo didn't hear what Stargazer ব্যক্ত as they got back into their train, and continued on to Denver.

2 B Continued

Triq, I hope আপনি approve of this, as well as the rest of this episode, coming soon.
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Trixie: (answers her phone) Hello?

Saten: নমস্কার cutie

Trixie: ... Saten?

Saten: আপনি ব্যক্ত to call আপনি everyday, remember

Trixie: Yes, but honey, this isn't a good time, I'm about to preform... I'll call আপনি back, promise

Saten: Wait, wait, this is my- (Trixie didn't hear him and hung up).. Last... Phone call.

Saten: (angrily hangs up).. (Angrily points at Sword) THIS IS YOUR FAULT!!

Master Sword: (reading magazine) It's not so bad.. Just chill, least আপনি still have me

Saten: Your making my skin crawl!

Master Sword: Still, look at it this way... It could be worse!

Saten: Worse?

Master Sword: Yeah....
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The Canterlot Highway Patrol is a very busy organization, protecting everyone on, and around the highways of Canterlot. Of course, there are some ponies that despise them, and call these police ponies Chips, অথবা chippies for short.

Jon Baker, and Frank Poncherello, two CHP officers, were riding Harley Davidson মোটরসাইকেল on one of the highways.

Jon: *Riding his motorcycle পরবর্তি to Frank* It sure is a nice day.
Frank: Not just with the weather, but with the activity. Things are going easy for us.

A blue GT500 passed them going over 80.

Jon: *Rides his motorcycle after the car*
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It was also full of assholes, trolls, conflict, and arguments.

But was that bad? Nah, not really. I like conflict. Can't be a sword without being forged in flame, amirite? Hardships make the soul stronger.

And, unlike how the club is now, it's not so BORING.
I mean really, coming back to the site as it is now, I fully realize why I left in the first place.

This place is so BORING. I mean, maybe it's because i've grown intellectually over...
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Trixie's Cutie Mark: This may sound weird, but I think her cutie mark is fascinating and simple at the same time. I প্রণয় the colors, a light mix of blue.

Sunset Shimmer's Cutie Mark: Her cutie mark represents her very good. The রঙ go well together, because they are the same রঙ as her mane, too. The suns' rays are wavy, just like Celestia's.

Zecora's Cutie Mark: Zecora's cutie mark is well detailed. The swirl represents the her personality well, and it looks as if a mark that a জেব্রা would have. It looks like it represents her oddness and her reasonableness.

Sea Swirl's Cutie Mark: I love...
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