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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Joel - *drinks drink while watching sunset from his penthouse*


-Everything was chill they were thinking. So did I.-


Mare - Phone Hun. *view him phone*
Joel - Yup?
Dimitri - Look outside old friend.
Joel - *notices SWAT* what the. Dimitri it's আপনি right what is happening!
Dimitri - Don't act dumb. BlackNET got Leaked. We has a ইঁদুর inside all along. Run away.
Joel - I have kids and wife!
Dimitri - We got them in Van. Jake is waiting at safehouse. Same location.

-some time later-

Joel - *opens vault* Alright. *takes shit and wears it*


-Well. I rather think that this is আরো normal than chill life-

Joel - *takes auto shotgun and a mask*
SWAT - Put your hands up and leave the building!
Joel - *leaves* Hello Fuckers! *starts shooting them*
SWAT - Target confirmed fire!
Damien - *drives into SWAT* Yo get in *shoot আরো Police*
Joel - *jumps inside the car*
Damien - Let's gooo!


--
After long think how to continue I proudly present.


The Heist - Overkill.

--

-later that day-

Jake - Shit... We're fucking done man.
Damien - So if I'm right. ইঁদুর sold us out to Police?
Jake - Thousand of Ponies working on CrimeNET are being arrested... Even... Steven brother Jimmy.
Joel - Steven had brother?
Jake - Twin. আরো than that they tricked us.
Damien - How?
Jake - Remember that one time he was mute? Yeah apparently his brother sounds আরো British. And he is way আরো smarter.
Joel - What we will do now.
Jake - I'm not good with tech shit but I think we still can hide.
Joel - How we do it.
Jake - Jimmy is Tech-God. He may help but first we have to get him out of prison. You're up?
Damien - Hell yeah!
Joel - Count me out. I have kids and-
Jake - Shut the fuck up and আপনি think I don't have better things to do? I do, but if those guys will keep our info আপনি will be arrested in your local সুপারমার্কেট while shopping with your family.
Joel - Shit...
Jake - Also আপনি are started to lack with money?
Joel - How আপনি knew!
Jake - *grabs him* I can see your bank account. You're not fully cutted off from me aye!? OK here is plan.


"Plan : Damien sits on শীর্ষ of prison. Wait for Joel to cut off power. Then just break in take him up on rope and were done. Easy break in."


:Ponyville Low Alert Prison:
:00:00:
:Monday:

Joel - I'm ready. *opens box* What the... Wich to cut?
Jake - Black on left
Joel - AYE. When you're ready.
Damien - *cutted glass and almost cutted myself...
Joel - Idiot.
Damien - Rude. OK ready.
Joel - *cuts wire*
Damien - *goes down*
Guard - What the hell is going on!
Damien - *use Replica of cell key and flashes inside*
??? - What the fok?
Damien - That's him.
Jake - How আপনি know.
Damien - He smell British
Jimmy - Racist wanker. What is happening here!?
Damien - Break out. *grabs him and tie him to rope* Up we go.


:Safehouse:

Jake - *takes bag off Jimmy head*
Jimmy - What the fok is ha- aaa... Skull Gang... Well shit just kill me fast অথবা something.
Damien - Chill dude. We don't want to kill you.
Joel - Just help us out.
Jimmy - Bloody Hell. With?
Jake - I know your brother died because of us but.
Jimmy - Oh shut up mate, he died because he is dumb. So what আপনি need help with for fuck sake.
Jake - How to clean our names.
Jimmy - Hahaha... Well then *walks up to Computer* let me see. So SWAT and Special Ops are going with action but info is in... Canterlot FBI.
Joel - FBI? What?
Jimmy - Oi don't act dumb aye? It's obvious the servers would be there.
Jake - Can we steal them?
Jimmy - Too many.
Jake - Destroy?
Jimmy - They have info in cloud.
Jake - Anything?
Jimmy - Well if আপনি steal right terminal and burn others I may মোছা all the files about us. But first I have to make me a স্যান্ডউইচ mate.
Jake - OK let's go.
Jimmy - Oi I'm going with আপনি *grabs shotgun*
Joel - আপনি don't have a mask...
Jimmy - *wears old burned Steven Skull mask* ITS HEIST TIME WANKERS!






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দ্বারা any mean I do not want to offend any British people as I respect them. Not really lol.
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T.B.C
posted by Mylittlecute12
FlashLight ShipFic.
After Twilight received her শিরোনাম as "Princess of Friendship", some thoughts were roaming through her mind, "When will I be able to travel to other places apart from Equestria, Will I have to leave my বন্ধু to rule my kingdom, and this one thought that kept coming through her mind. "Will I have a prince to fall in প্রণয় with?" she thought.
A Couple of weeks had passed since those thoughts. The royal alicorn was busying organizing some বই in her new huge লাইব্রেরি in the castle. "Spike!" the purple alicorn called out. "Where is that book on historical events of the royal...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bodyshop Ponies

Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Danielle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as জলপাই
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina

No cars were in the shop. Mr. Beddler, and the others were not happy about it.

Wheel Bearing: Why are we here?
Mr. Beddler: Because somepony named.. *Looking at papaer* Saten Twist, doesn't want to do anything. We're on the air, because the skits he usually does are cancelled.
Audience: *Laughing*
Wheel Bearing: What do আপনি expect us to do?
Mr. Beddler: Clean the shop.
Employees:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Our cast for this skit is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game প্রদর্শনী wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Double Scoop As Adam Sandler
and Blaze as Tom Cruise

Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. Once again, I'm going to recommend that our viewers watch something else.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That said, let's take a look at the score. Sean the hedgehog is in first place with zero.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Sean: You'll rue the দিন আপনি crossed me Trebek.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex:...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
First, there were humans. Rabbits, Turtles, Hawks, and Ponies lived alongside the humans. The humans were quite advanced. They used super-science and genetic modification to change their animal of choice, the Ponies, giving them wings and the ability to control science, which the humans dubbed "magic".

The first one was born to a regular horse, which they named "Sun". Sun had white fur, and a mixture of রঙ for hair. They used to poke and prod her, injecting her with different fluids and drugs, powering her. They wanted to use Sun as a weapon of war. Sun could live for millions of years,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 New logo for P.O.T.R
New logo for P.O.T.R
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nemo and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

And special guest star, Fluttershy as Renee

Episode 69: Jinxed
Date: February 4, 1957
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It's time for the Ponyville news. With your news anchors, Double Scoop as Nate Witherspoon, and Heartsong as Hillary Tosh.

Audience: *Clapping*
Nate: Thank আপনি everypony. Thank you. Now quiet on the set!
Audience: *Laughing*
Hillary: Being a new news company, do expect some foul ups in tonight's broadcast.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nate: Let's begin with the country of Japan. They had a আগ্নেয়গিরি erupt last week, which injured forty ponies, and killed seven others.
Hillary: It seems like জাপান has been having a lot of bad things happening to them. The volcano, and that tsunami a few years ago, and then...
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So... আপনি came to hear of Pleiades, I presume? Well, here's some of her background information and status quo. She, at one time was a regular pegasus filly of Camargue, expected to die one. Just some good n- Get back here আপনি sticky foal! (sigh) Don't worry. She's still alive. Ooh! A mist cloud! Pleiades has the story for you!
Pleiades Stardust was born in Camargue... well, আপনি shouldn't have every detail. She started flying at two অথবা three months and ever since she was a yearling she skimmed the waves of Camargue. Every morning. No matter what. A cold? Eeyup. Big cut on wing? Eeyup. Winters...
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Alarm Clock: My Little Pony, My Little Pony, ahhhhhh...
Twilight Sparkle: Nom.
Alarm Clock: *beep*
Twilight Sparkle: Mooooom! It's Saturday!
Twilight Velvet: *looks at watch* No, it isn't.
Twilight Sparkle: What? *looks at her mom's watch* *beep*it!
Eh. Hey, Derps. Hey, one-eyed-pony.
Noteworthy: It's Noteworthy.
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, whatever.
Dinky Hooves: Hey! Celestia চকোলেট Factory-
Twilight Sparkle: *chokes Dinky* CHOCOLATE? PRINCESS CELESTIA?
Dinky Hooves: Yes...
Twilight Sparkle: *screams, takes ticket, and looks at it dreamily* Gotta প্রদর্শনী this to Dad.
Amethyst Star: Great....Job?
Twilight...
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Twilight rejoined with Discord and Satwn Twist.
Discord: Ahh.. About time আপনি ladies returned.
Twi: Just me actually..
Discord: Still better then him then Saten. All he seems to be is off putting and angry.
Saten: *face gets even redder then already is, out of anger* Offputting!? ANGRY!?
Discord: *pats him* Thaats just the tip of the old ice burg there.
Twi: *chuckles* আপনি have 'no' idea.


CUTAWAY:
Master Sword: Alright. Saten. Your my only other choice for assitent ফুটবল coach.
Saten: No problem.. I প্রণয় little kids.. *to the filly soccor team* Alright. Do your best okay. Your all winners here. Despite...
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posted by Canada24
I know this is Windwakers thing.
And he probably already reviewed this.
But I 'also have something to say about it.

IT'S FUCKIN AWESOME!

I mean.
Espically the begining parts.
One of my পছন্দ moments is found on my পরিলেখ pictures. With JappleAck giving a death threat when someone asked if she's considered vegetables.
But the begining also getting angry at the sight of a নাশপাতি instead of apple.
Choosing death if an কমলা অথবা a কলা were her only খাবার opinions.
And abusing AppleBloom for literary every reason possible.
Including peeing in her আপেল cider..

Anyway. The series is known for becoming...
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This is a little thing I will review about the characters in MLP and their pros and cons. Cons will most likely be why they are on a hate side of the fandom.

Twilight Sparkle is the main protagonist of the whole series, since there are rarely any episodes she doesn't appear in that I remember. She has earned alicornhood for making new magic from Friendship that the all-known Starswirl the Bearded could not do, since he did not understand friendship like Twilight did.

Her নকশা is pretty simple. Not as simple as Applejack's, but still pretty simple. She has soothing, girly রঙ but they're...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In my opinion the whole world has gone mad, whacko! Just look at the traffic congestions on the main highway!

Ponies: *beeping horn*
drunk pony: *steals Coltillac*

The terrible conditions of our air traffic control system

Japanese: *bomb pearl harbor*

The destruction of private property, and the তালিকা goes on so much. The point is that Equestria has gone mad! And here's how it all started.

unicorn: *driving fast*
Pinkie Pie: Whats' with him?
unicorn: *driving 100 miles an hour*
Mirage: *honks horn*
unicorn: *drives off cliff*

Four cars arrived near the wreck.
The first car was a Sportsedan....
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Rarity: Sweetie Belle, I adore having আপনি help me, truly I do, but...
SweetieBelle: Guess I got a little carried away. It's just that I know how important it is for আপনি to finish this wardrobe in time for Sapphire Shores and her backup dancers.
Rarity: This is without a doubt my most prestigious order ever. After all, Sapphire Shores is ''the'' টাট্টু of pop, and her Equestria-wide tour launches in Canterlot পরবর্তি week! Which means she must have these outfits দ্বারা দিন after tomorrow at the latest!
SweetieBelle: ... আপনি হারিয়ে গেছে me.
Rarity: *groans annoyedly* Coarse I have..


Rarity: *out of breath* I'm here!.....
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posted by Dragon-88
 Blazin's parents Scorchin' Navy and Searin' Navy. They are not siblings.
Blazin's parents Scorchin' Navy and Searin' Navy. They are not siblings.
Blazin' Blue is getting visited দ্বারা his parents, and after they meet his সেকেন্ড girlfriend Princess Luna and their daughter Princess Nightshade, Luna wants to know আরো about her boyfriend Blazin' দ্বারা inviting his parents (and him) to dinner, and later that same evening, as Celestia, Cadance, Shining Armor, and Princess Twilight take their seats, and the টেবিল has been set...

Luna: So, was Blazin' always outgoing when it came to mares?

Searin'(Blazin's mom): Not really. He used to be scared of talking to any mare he saw. In fact, when he was a colt, and a filly wanted to be বন্ধু with him, he...
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its been about 2 weeks sense we found out zombies roam the earth yet we still have not found any survivors we fly around everyday looking and looking for a নিরাপদ house to live in with no zombies
still no luck. finally we found a survivor her name is twilight she ব্যক্ত call her twiliey for short if আপনি want the পরবর্তি দিন we fond a house its really big and is barricaded with stone so nothing dangrous gets in. twilight ব্যক্ত she used to do science
and is trying to find a cure. now the zombies can fly "we found flyers" my mom said. "WHAT!" i ব্যক্ত
"mom, how could this all happen we were living a fine...
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added by SkyheartPegasus
Source: derpibooru
This is a sequel to one of my stories called Pinkie's Ghost.

Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie are friends, but sometimes Pinkie likes to tease Dash about the time she fooled her দ্বারা thinking she was a ghost. রামধনু Dash doesn't like that.

One night, they were having a sleepover at Sugarcube Corner.

Pinkie Pie: Wake up Dashie! Are আপনি dreaming about the time আপনি thought I was a ghost?
Rainbow Dash: Certainly not. Anyway, I was just pretending to be afraid. I knew it was you.
Pinkie Pie: I hope আপনি don't mind the room being dark.
Rainbow Dash: Why?
Pinkie Pie: Just checking to make sure আপনি don't get...
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Now, we take a look at the military police. Their job is to check everything that's going on, and to make sure things go smoothly in certain parts of the military. The MP's have been around for quite a long time.

Twilight: Man, from all of the বই I've read, MP's have been around for at least seventy years. They take their job seriously. Good thing I ain't in the military, because আপনি know how much I hate police ponies.
Maud: Military Police ponies aren't rocks, so I don't like them.
Rarity: I think their job is fantastic, but they need better uniforms.

On a TV প্রদর্শনী called M*A*S*H, at least...
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Equestria, have আপনি ever wondered about how some things in that world are how they are today? Well now, আপনি are about to find out. From having fun, in the park, to fighting crime, অথবা evil terrorists, this is the History of Equestria.

Episode 2: Police Ponies

When there's a robbery, what type of টাট্টু does it's best to stop the criminals? Is it Earth Ponies? Unicorns? Pegasi? The answer is all of them. Yes, all three types of ponies. Why? I'm about to tell you.

In most towns/cities of Equestria, there is too much crime, and the town has a group of ponies that will stop the criminals. These ponies...
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While Burt was with Emily, Bob got another patient in his office. It was a টাট্টু dressed as a clown.

Bob: So, what exactly can I help আপনি with?
Clown: I'm always tired of everypony making fun of me.
Bob: What do আপনি mean দ্বারা that?
Clown: Everypony keeps laughing at me!
Bob: That's the problem?
Clown: Yes!
Bob: Did আপনি ever think about why they're laughing at you?
Clown: No, that's why I came to see you.
Bob: Did আপনি ever realize that the reason they laugh at আপনি is because of what আপনি do?
Clown: What are আপনি talking about?
Bob: They way আপনি dress, what আপনি do for a living, and some of the things that...
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