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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 The নৌকা
The boat
Guy, Black Tuesday, Snowflake, and Nikki found a নৌকা for them to ride back to their base.

Guy: Hey. That's an enemy patrol boat.
Black Tuesday: Looks like nopony is in there, but stay frosty.
Guy: *Leads the other ponies towards the boat*
Black Tuesday: আপনি stay here while I check it out. *Goes into the boat, and checks it for enemy ponies*
Nikki & Snowflake: *Waiting with Guy*
Black Tuesday: Okay, it's safe. Come in.
Guy: *Gets on the নৌকা with Nikki, and Snowflake*
Black Tuesday: It even has the keys for the ignition.
Guy: *Sits in the driver's seat, and puts the key in the ignition* This is our ticket out of here. *Turns the key, but the engine won't start* Go check the engine. See if we have any fuel in there.
Black Tuesday: *Goes to the engine*
Nikki: Me, and Snowflake will use the machine guns.
Guy: All right, be careful.
Snowflake: *Goes to the machine gun in the back*
Nikki: *Goes to the machine gun in the front*
Black Tuesday: *Returns* I checked the fuel tank. It's full.
Guy: Then there must be something wrong with the engine.
Black Tuesday: I'll go check it out.
Guy: *Turns the key, but the engine won't start*
Black Tuesday: *Looking at the engine* There's nothing wrong with it. It just doesn't wanna start. *Runs back to Guy* The engine's in good condition, it's just being stubborn.
Guy: Son of a bitch! *Turns the key, but the engine won't start* Come on! Come on!!! Turn over, will ya?!?! Get us out of here!!!

Then suddenly, they heard mortars being shot, and exploding in the distance

Black Tuesday: We gotta get out of here now!
Guy: *Turns the key, but the engine won't start* Start!! *Turns the key, but the engine won't start*
Snowflake: We're going to look like idiots if we don't get out of here!
Black Tuesday: Just shoot the enemy with your fucking machine gun!!
Guy: *Turns the key, but the engine won't start* Come on আপনি piece of shit!! START!! *Starts the engine* Finally. *Moves the নৌকা forward*

Song: link

Vietnamese Ponies: *Running towards the ocean, and sees Guy, and his বন্ধু taking off*
Snowflake: *Shooting the Vietnamese ponies*
Vietnamese Ponies: *Get shot, and die*
Vietnamese টাট্টু 94: They got away! Bring the mortars here!
Snowflake: *Shoots him*
Vietnamese টাট্টু 94: Ah! *Dies*
Black Tuesday: *Opens a drawer* Look what I found. *Pulls out an AK47* We have nine of these, two rocket launchers, and seven grenades.
Guy: How much ammo do we have for the guns?
Black Tuesday: At least a thousand bullets. We hit a good supply here.
Guy: We'll bring those weapons with us.

A mortar landed behind them

Black Tuesday: Charlie's gang doesn't know when to quit.
Guy: But soon we'll get away from them.
Black Tuesday: *Sees আরো Vietnamese Ponies on land to the right* I wouldn't say that just yet.
Guy: *Moves left, avoiding a mortar*
Vietnamese Ponies: *Firing আরো mortars*
Guy: *Slows down to let two mortars land in front of them. Another one goes too far, and lands to the left*
Snowflake & Nikki: *Shooting at them, but none of the bullets hit their targets*
Nikki: They're too far away!!
Guy: *Sees a salvage yard for boats* I think I have an idea. *Turns left to go to the salvage yard*
Vietnamese Ponies: *Shooting আরো mortars*

Three landed behind the boat, but one of them splashed water onto the boat

Snowflake: We're taking on water!!

Some of the water got into the engine room, and made the engine stall

Guy: Oh great!! *Turns the key, but the engine won't start* Just what we need! *Turns the key, but the engine still won't start* Come on! Come on!! *Starts the boat*
Black Tuesday: It's about time.
Guy: *Moves the নৌকা অগ্রবর্তী again*
Vietnamese টাট্টু 58: Send two patrol boats after them, and আগুন আরো mortars!!!
Vietnamese Ponies: *Adjusting the angle of their mortars, go to the right where it's higher, and আগুন আরো mortars*
Snowflake: They're at it again!!

Five mortars nearly hit them from all sides

Black Tuesday: I hope আপনি can get us into that yard in time.
Guy: I can.
Snowflake: আরো mortars incoming!!

A mortar landed to their right, making আরো water go into the boat. Two আরো landed in front of them, with two on the left, and one behind them.

Snowflake: আরো water is going into the engine room fellas!
Guy: We have to hurry up! *Getting close to the salvage yard* Okay, let's slow down before we crash into something.

Guy tried to do this, but the নৌকা wouldn't slow down

Black Tuesday: The water must have ruined the brake line. Can আপনি try putting it in reverse?
Guy: There's not enough time. *Tries to steer, but the helm stops working too* We're gonna crash into something no matter what.
Black Tuesday: Brace yourselves girls!! We can't control this নৌকা anymore!!!!
Guy: *Enters the salvage yard, and sees a big নৌকা in front of them*
Nikki: *Running inside the নৌকা to be with Guy, and Black Tuesday*

The scraping sound. (Start at 0:17): link

Guy: *Watches his নৌকা scrape into the big boat*
Snowflake: *Falls down* Ow! *Can't get up, and rolls towards the edge* Oh no, oh no! OH NO!! *Falls into the water*
Guy: Snowflake!!
Snowflake: *Emerges from the water, and watches the নৌকা come to a complete stop when it reaches the end of the salvage yard*
Black Tuesday: *Sees Snowflake* Hey, she's okay!
Nikki: Yay!
Guy: That's great, but what do we do now? We can't use this নৌকা anymore.
Black Tuesday: Let's get the weapons off, onto the docks, and think of something.

2 B Continued
Granny Smith: আপনি ready for making this years haunted Maze even better than last years.

Master Sword: Any excuse to scare people is enough for me... (picks up hay, seeing someone hiding behind it). Fluutershy?

Granny Smith: What're আপনি doin' out and about? It's Nightmare Night, remember?

Fluttershy: How could I forget?... Oh, I don't suppose I could borrow a few pieces of খড় from you? I forgot to stock up on খাবার for Angel, and আপনি do seem to have quite a lot.

Granny Smith: Sword and I need that for our traditional Haunted Maze. [spooky voice] The scariest maze that there ever was. Who knows what...
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real উদ্ধৃতি দ্বারা me..

"Those who take life to seriously and can't laugh at themselves, are always gonna miss out, one way অথবা anouther"


"Chainsaws, salve everything"


"Ted Bundy, bitch!"


"I'm no আরো than what আপনি expect from Irish French Canadians"


"Life is crazy. Nothing আরো to say"


"Ever feel so damn miserable আপনি just want to take everything আপনি own, and watch it all burn away.. Me neither"


"ADHD, ADD, Autism, dosen't affect my life orhow people treat me, but I HATE when it dose"


"I'm one of the most morbid humored 'bronies' I know"


"Don't read this stupid story unless আপনি like stupid comedies...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic রামধনু as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

Special guest stars Nikki West as Nikki East, and Larry Wilcox as Nicholas McWalker

Corporal Vanderbilt was handing everypony letters. Everypony was standing...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: It's time for bloopers, but first, brony of the month.
Master Sword: *Arrives* For June 2015, the brony of the মাস is Windwakerguy430.
Audience: *Ragequitting*
Tom: Uh, what was that all about?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anyway, উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০ is responsible for making bad গাধা reviews in his series, What's Your Take?
Tom: He also makes very funny parodies.
Master Sword: And that is why he is Brony of the month. Now, start the bloopers.

--

Wolf Of Trottingham: আপনি won't get away with this.
Robin Hood: Why not? I'm Robin Hood.
Wolf Of Trottingham: আপনি won't get away, because Prince John...
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Master Sword is still driving the police car, Saten is now in the passinager seat.

Saten: I still can't believe আপনি pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.

Master Sword: Yeah wel-

Radio: Car 53, we're আপনি heading in such a hurry?

Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.

Radio: There's a bank robbery!?

Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).

Saten: Dude, we're are আপনি going!?

Master Sword: Didn't আপনি hear! Theirs a bank robbery!

Saten: What!? No theirs not-

Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-

SOON AFTER:

Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the ব্যক্ত bank.

TO BE CONTINUED
COURTROOM:

Judge: Alright do to 29 secret ভোট from Shining Armor. Thank আপনি Shining Armor.. Mrs Pie has been sentenced to the DEATH PENALTY. (pounds hammer).

Pinkie: (completely horrified and her mouth wide open).

Shining Armor: (sadistically) See, it's outta my hands.

LATER:

Pinkamena: (being strapped to an electric chair).

Ditto: Okay Pinkamena.. For 218 accounts of murder... And other crimes that seem minor compared to 218 accounts of murder., electricity will be passed though your body until dead... Any last words?

Pinkamena: I, I know যীশু has forgiven me..

Ditto: ... Your joking right?

Pinkamena: (sniffs tearfully) No!

Ditto: (pulls the switch).

However, everyone forgot to wet sponge and Pinkamena dies an unnaturally painful and grousome death, to the point her head literary explodes.

Ditto: ... I suddenly want BBQ, dose anybody else BBQ?

THE END
Near Ponyville, Duublar was flying there in his airplane.

Duublar: We are going to finish off everypony in Equestria. First, we'll demolish Ponyville, then সরানো our way up to Canterlot. After that, we take over all of Equestria.
ISIS Ponies: Yes sir.

Me, and রামধনু Dash got in Ponyville with my Corvette. Nikki followed us in the 300 she used to chase me earlier.

Rainbow Dash: *Looks up into the sky* There's a big cargo plane.
Sean: Any logos on it?
Rainbow Dash: No.
Sean: Let's check it out. *Drives to the airport*
Nikki: *Follows Sean*

At the airport, the plane was about to land.

Sean: Stay...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: And no, we didn't forget to do this, like we did in the last episode.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: For May 2015, the Brony Of The মাস award goes to NocturnalMirage.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: If আপনি were to compare this guy to a car company, he would be Ford.
Master Sword: Both are very popular.
Tom: And now, for...
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রামধনু Dash went back to the house, but when she got in there, she was in for a big surprise.

Song: link

Scootaloo: *Chasing Jeff The Killer inside the house with a big knife*
Jeff: NO! You're supposed to go to sleep.

Okay, she wasn't really surprised. It was আরো like confusion when she saw me chasing some weird human with the ability to speak.

Rainbow Dash: Uh Scootaloo? What's going on?
Scootaloo: Not now. I gotta get this idiot out of here.
Jeff: *To রামধনু Dash* Ma'am, about your daughter-
Rainbow Dash: Sister.
Jeff: Yes. About your sister. TELL HER TO GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
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added by horsesmaybeidk
Source: alloyrabbit
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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Rarity after spilling mud on AppleJack's dress and finlky snapped out her attempts of impressing Trenderhoof দ্বারা behaving like AppleaJack.

This got even worse for Rarity when she realised it was actually Rarity's own dress, and ran to clean it.

Saten awkwardly approached AppleJack. "That's uhh.. A lovely outfit" Saten ব্যক্ত nervously.

"Well.. Thanks. I was only wearing it to snap Rarity out of annoying state.. It's kinda itchy actually" AppleJack insisted.

"Oh.. Well.. Dose this mean Trenderhoof will leave আপনি alone?" Saten asked.

"Ah guess.. But ah'm glad আপনি to know আপনি actually 'do' care for me" AppleJack admitted.

"I guess" Saten ব্যক্ত a bit awkwardly.

"... Say. আপনি wanna get some lunch together?" AppleJack asked.

"Of coarse" Saten ব্যক্ত excitedly.

AppleJack smiled, rather cutely.



Well. I know this sucked. But just needed to end the story.

So..

END OF EPISODE ONE..
Episode 10: Quicksilver

Me: *Reading X-Men #4 in a small park near Cloudsdale*

Scootaloo: *Approaches me* Hello Nick,

Me: Hello Scootaloo. How are you?

Scootaloo: Good, I guess. Can I ask আপনি something?

Me: Sure.

Scootaloo: My বন্ধু Applebloom and Sweetie Belle both look up to superheroes, like Captain Marvel and মাকড়সা Man, but now I don’t have one. Can আপনি find me a hero who is fast and cool at the same time?

Me: Well, the first one that comes to mind is the mutant Quicksilver.

Scootaloo: Quicksilver?

Me: Quicksilver, aka Pietro Maximoff, is the twin brother of Scarlet Witch. He has super speed...
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Episode 2: Iron Man

Me: *Reading Tales of Suspense #39* on a bench in Cloudsdale*

Rainbow Dash: *Sits পরবর্তি to me* What are আপনি reading? A comic book? Those are sooooo boring!

Me: Why do আপনি say that?

Rainbow Dash: The characters are boring and cheesy!

Me: Not all of them. What about Iron Man?

Rainbow Dash: *Looks confused* Iron Man? Who's that?

Me: Iron Man, aka Tony Stark, is a billionaire, genius, playboy, philanthropist, and a superhero.

Rainbow Dash: He sounds cool...tell me more...

Me: Well, Tony Stark was kidnapped দ্বারা Communists, and almost died দ্বারা a piece of shrapnel. However, he survived by...
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The crusaders followed young Trixie towards her mysterious building.
Scootaloo: (nervously) Are আপনি sure this place is okay?
Trixie: Why wouldn't it?
Scootaloo: Well. It says RED রাম all over the walls.
Trixie: Well I-
Sweetie Belle: (excitedly) Oh! Oh! Ever had that stuff?
Scootaloo: What? Red rum?
Sweetie Belle: It's REALLY really good!
AppleBloom: Well. To আপনি maybe.. But it's quite strong tasting.
Scootaloo: What gives!? আপনি guys got to have alcohol before I did.
appleBloom: It's nothing to brag about. Alcohol is over rated.
Scootaloo: Thats what আপনি say about 'everything'.
Trixie: Guys. আপনি going...
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I thought I would have আরো ideas to add to this story, but turns out... I don't.

So, yeah, this chapter is marely an Arthur note saying that the story is now over..

So the last chapter was actually the last chapter..
Till পরবর্তি time my dear অনুরাগী :)

I'm suppose to write আরো words so here's যেভাবে খুশী মেটালিকা lyrics

"Story starts, quite town.
Small time boy, big time frown.
Never talks, never plays.
Different path, হারিয়ে গেছে his way.

Dead streets are red, red I'm afried.
No confetti, no parade.
Nothing happens in this boring place.
But oh my god, how that all did change.
Now they all prey.
Blood, stains, wash away."
posted by Seanthehedgehog
I asked Dragonaura15 on Deviant Art if she wanted her character on here, and she ব্যক্ত yes. She appears in a short scene as Papillon's wife.

Now where was we? Oh yes, papillon was in solitary confinement. Six months passed since he was put on half rations. Louis, and Andrew were talking about him in the prison.

Andrew: আপনি shouldn't have sent them.
Louis: Why not?
Andrew: Now he's on half rations.
Louis: What is he doing on half rations?
Andrew: He was asked about who sent the coconuts, but he didn't answer. So they put him on half rations.
Louis: That's not my fault. The warden is an idiot, it's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
We now have a new intro for this series

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are বন্ধু live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Something seems wrong here.
Master Sword: Why?
Tom: When we appeared, the audience was cheering, clapping, and whistling. However, I did not hear any laughter!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Thank you. The more, the merrier.
Master Sword: Who wants to hear about today's crossover parody?
Tom: Obviously, everpony. Otherwise, they wouldn't be here...
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Plots:

Story/Main plot:So we start out with our villains. Finding out the defeat of Sunset the demon. Well, the রামধনু magic. And somehow no one else notices it.....why?I guess demands it. Anyway back to the story. We seem to be in the CHS, Where we are seeing the students get ready for the "battle of the bands". First part of it at least. Since Celestia is a troll she reminds everyone of the dance. Everyone so how gets the urge to look at Sunset in a angry face. Huh, Nicely played Celestia. অভিনয় innocent while giving one of our students a hard time. So after that scene we cut into the main...
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