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posted by SomeoneButNoone

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13th May.

Codename : Black Friday.

//: 21st SAS Squadron
-Commander Hooffman.
-Sergeant Tower
-Copral Nighthook
-Private First Class Workman.

Location : Equestrian Waters.

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SAS Leader - We are proceeding to check the ship.
Dan - Copy. Do what it takes to check it.
Baseplate - 21st This ship may contain nuclear reactors be advised.

Hooffman - Rodger. Alright Lads. Time to roll *goes onto ship*
Tower - This place stinks like fish.
Hooffman - Don't chit chat.
Tower - Aye sir.
Nighthook - I see someone on deck.
Workman - I don't like it mates.
Hooffman - Neither do I. *sets at doors* On আপনি Night.
Nighthook - *places breaching charges* Private *throws trigger to Workman*
Workman - On 3... 1... 2... 3! *presses button and doors explode*
Hooffman - On the ground!
Russian - Blyat! *grabs AK*
Hooffman - Weapons free!
Nighthook - *shoots weaponed Russians*
Workman - *shoots sleeping Russian*
Tower - *shotguns Russian on control panel*
Hooffman - Aye good job. *grabs radio* Baseplate it looks like original Captain got killed.
Baseplate - Rodger. MI5 asked to check containers.
Hooffman - On it. *goes down and check Nuclar reactor container* SHIT! LITTLEBIRD TAKE US!
Pilot - Copy!
Baseplate - Hooffman talk to us!
Hooffman - There are fucking bombs planted on reactors - hell much of C4 we are about to get fried!
*all team gets on heli*

*ship explodes into flames and green মেঘ games out*

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Later
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Dan - Gentelman, Princesses and Main 6. We are under crisis right now.
Shadow - *takes out old GlobeX files* Do আপনি remember this?
Dan - My old friend gave thread files to me. They strike again. I don't know under who but it is them.
Celestia - How do we know?
Shadow - Our UAV have caught a whole fleet of enemy coming to Equestrian Shore.
GIGN Commandment - This is GIGN Paris is under fire! The city is fucking burning!
Overlord - This is Overlord United States are being attacked দ্বারা unknown enemy, Washington and Los Angeles are down.
GROM Commandment - Poland is under heavy middle আগুন we can't keep up!
Spetnaz Commander - Russia is under internal attack!
SAS Leader - Unknown Army approaching লন্ডন right now.

Dan - All voices. It's global crisis.
Celestia - What আপনি want to do.
Dan - GEA Fireteams will defend us. Hooffman আপনি will come back to GEA as Commander of Fireteam Reaper.
Hooffman - It will be an honor.

Let the war begin.

To Be Continued.

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Seanthehedgehog Seriously, this is the Rolls-Royce of writing. Nicely done.

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Awesome টাট্টু pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: facebook, deviantart, joyreactor

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Grand Theft Ponies 2 Part 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Gordon got Case Cracker, and চক্রদন্ত back at the pizzeria. Jim was waiting outside for them.

Jim: Great, আপনি got back in time. Fillydelphia is trying to get over here from Oatland. I need আপনি to get over to উপসাগর Bridge, and prevent them from getting onto our side.
Gordon: We're on our way. *Drives to the উপসাগর Bridge*
Case Cracker: How are we going to stop them?
Sprocket: Block the bridge off.
Gordon: That's a good idea. We block them off, they can't pass, and we kill them. *Sees the part of the bridge where cars get off*
Sprocket: I don't want this car to be used in the roadblock.
Gordon: *Stops...

Grand Theft Ponies 2 Part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

পরবর্তি morning, Gordon arrives at the pizzeria in his car.

Gordon: *Sits with Jim, and Sprocket* Where's Case?
Jim: He's here.
Case Cracker: *Walks over to table* Sup? *Sits*
Jim: See?
Gordon: Yeah, I'm not blind.
Jim: Yeah, whatever. Now listen, Sam has a job for you. He wants আপনি to steal this Dodge Kodachrome, and bring it to his house.
Gordon: Where can we find it?
Jim: There's a dealership not far away from here that has one. আপনি could walk there, and take it.
Sprocket: That'll be easy.
Gordon: Alright, we're on our way. *Stands up, and leaves pizzeria*
Sprocket: *Walks with Case বিস্কুট behind...

Grand Theft Ponies 2 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At the pizzeria in Mane Ashbury, San Franciscolt

Jim: *Sitting* আপনি told him to come here, right?
Gordon: I sent him a message, but he didn't reply. I'm not sure if he got it অথবা not.
Jim: Well, I hope he remembers to meet us here. We're gonna have a good time. *Sees clock* Hold up, I'll be back.
Gordon: Where are আপনি going?
Jim: I gotta meet somepony at the trainstation. *Leaving pizzeria* I'll be back.
Gordon: *Stays at pizzeria*
Waiter: May I get আপনি anything else?
Gordon: Just a sprite.
Waiter: Coming right up. *Goes to get drink*

Eight মিনিট later.

Case Cracker: *Gets out of a taxi cab...

On The Block Episode 21 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic রামধনু as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Derpy entered Celestia's office.

Derpy: It appears Twilight is up to her tricks again. What are your thoughts?
Celestia: I thought we were finally done with this nonsense. But I guess not. I was having a nice rest, now this! God only knows what kind of shenanigans she has in store...

Ponies On The Rails: Stolen Parts Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...

শীর্ষ 4 WORST moments in Friendship is Magic

posted by Canada24

#4: MISTREATMENT OF TRIXIE:
This isn't like last time, were the ONLY reason I am sticking up for Trixie, is because she's just so adorable to look at.
No, no, this time I am NOT denying that Trixie was quite annoying.
That she was stubborn and over confident in herself.
And that she lied to an entire town, just for the attention.
And she did indeed deserve to be punished for her lies and rudeness.
But come on..
Did she really deserve to be shunned and mocked দ্বারা all of Equestria, and lose her job as a magician and work as a rock farmer..

#3: MISTREATMENT OF IRON WILL:
Most অনুরাগী label Iron Will as a...

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শীর্ষ 5 most overrated movies..

posted by Canada24

#5: TWILIGHT SEGA:
Frankly, I don't think ANYBODY watches this series.
Or 50 shades of grey for that matter.
But I'm putting them both on the তালিকা anyway..

#4: 50 SHADES OF GREY:

#3: SCREAM SERIES:
A parody of the horror genre.
But the first movie would of been actually scary, if they actually bothered to have decent actors.
And to not have a villain, who's about as frightening as tampon commercials..

#2: EQUESTRIA GIRLS:
It's not that it's a BAD movie.
It's probably a great movie.
But something about the characters becoming humanised, it kinda creeps me out..

#1: FROZEN:
I know what আপনি gonna say.
You...

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কাপকেক 2... PART 6

posted by Canada24

AJ: She left us!?

Pinkamena: That's what Twiliy said... Claimed that being princess means আপনি guys are no longer good enough for her... (conveniently) Except me. She still likes me..

Rarity: What about Flutterhy!? She's missing as well..

Pinamena: Oh.. Well.. (nervously) I wouldn't know anything about that.

ONE WEEK EARLIER:

Pinkamena: Wakey. Wakey. Fluttershy..

Fluttershy: (wakes up only to discover she's tied up. And sees. Much to her horror. A huge saw like device above her head, same one from কাপকেক - GET READY TO DIE) P- Please let me go!

Pinkamena: Can't.. Your on the list.. And my customers...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 87 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 84 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...

Awesome টাট্টু pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: EQD, joyreactor, ফেসবুক

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Saten Twist Adventures: season 2 episode 1.. PART 4

posted by Canada24

Rarity after spilling mud on AppleJack's dress and finlky snapped out her attempts of impressing Trenderhoof দ্বারা behaving like AppleaJack.

This got even worse for Rarity when she realised it was actually Rarity's own dress, and ran to clean it.

Saten awkwardly approached AppleJack. "That's uhh.. A lovely outfit" Saten ব্যক্ত nervously.

"Well.. Thanks. I was only wearing it to snap Rarity out of annoying state.. It's kinda itchy actually" AppleJack insisted.

"Oh.. Well.. Dose this mean Trenderhoof will leave আপনি alone?" Saten asked.

"Ah guess.. But ah'm glad আপনি to know আপনি actually 'do' care for me" AppleJack admitted.

"I guess" Saten ব্যক্ত a bit awkwardly.

"... Say. আপনি wanna get some lunch together?" AppleJack asked.

"Of coarse" Saten ব্যক্ত excitedly.

AppleJack smiled, rather cutely.

Well. I know this sucked. But just needed to end the story.

So..

END OF EPISODE ONE..

My Scootaloo Mission: What It Is, Why I Care, And Why I'm Doing It

posted by Edvine2

Ever since one of my পছন্দ episodes of Season 4 came out, which was Flight To The Finish, only one thing has crossed my mind: Scootaloo needs to fucking fly. Diamond Tiara went ableism on Scootaloo, amd that drove me over the edge. My instinct after the episode? Time to win some races! I ended up winning about 900, all told, from the end of that episode until today. I then retroactively added all other racing game wins I accrued, making my total আরো like 4,200. Add my sports game wins, and you're looking at 4,550. Add the rest of my wins in games that count them, and now আপনি have a total...

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Nick's Superhero Origins (Starring Scootaloo)

posted by BlondLionEzel

Episode 10: Quicksilver

Me: *Reading X-Men #4 in a small park near Cloudsdale*

Scootaloo: *Approaches me* Hello Nick,

Me: Hello Scootaloo. How are you?

Scootaloo: Good, I guess. Can I ask আপনি something?

Me: Sure.

Scootaloo: My বন্ধু Applebloom and Sweetie Belle both look up to superheroes, like Captain Marvel and মাকড়সা Man, but now I don’t have one. Can আপনি find me a hero who is fast and cool at the same time?

Me: Well, the first one that comes to mind is the mutant Quicksilver.

Scootaloo: Quicksilver?

Me: Quicksilver, aka Pietro Maximoff, is the twin brother of Scarlet Witch. He has super speed...

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Awesome টাট্টু pics

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Nick's Superhero Origins (Starring Rarity)

posted by BlondLionEzel

Episode 4: Thor Odinson

Me: *Reading Journey Into Mystery #83* in the park*

Rarity: *Sees what I'm reading* Who is that man in the book? And why does he look like such a hunk?

Me: Oh, his name is Thor.

Rarity: Thor?

Me: Thor is an Asgardian, sent to Earth দ্বারা his father, Odin, to learn humility. He had a human identity named Donald Blake.

Rarity: Donald Blake? How drab...

Me: Anyways, Thor had been going on many adventures, such as the Destroyer, an এনচ্যান্টেড suit of armor made দ্বারা Odin, but stolen দ্বারা Loki in Journey Into Mystery #118.

Rarity: Loki?

Me: Loki is Thor's evil brother.

Rarity: Oh.

Me: Thor...

My review: The old switcharoo (Be aware, I use strong language)

posted by Canada24

Alright..

So I found this bizarre MLP story.
That ruins some of my পছন্দ character Twilight and AppleJack, দ্বারা using the theme of INCEST..

Fuckin incest! Why dose that even excist!?

I thought I stopped having to deal with fuckin incest after no longer পাঠ করা Alpha & Omega stories.

But nope.
Even my little টাট্টু has it.
Just ask Friendship is Witchcraft.

This story is about Twilight and AppleJack switching minds, so I guess in a way it's not incest, but, my mind will forever KNOW it is.

Anyway..

don't EVER read this story.
But if আপনি really have to,
Afried your on your own for finding it..

Saten Twist Adventures, season 2 episode 1, part 3

posted by Canada24

Trenderhoof was still following AppleJack all over town, trying to impress her, and obvilious of her complete lack of interested in him.

At one point Saten Twist appeared literary out of nowhere, while wearing in usual outfit.

"Saten? What do y'all want now?" AppleJack groaned to the red Pegasus.

"Jee.. Good seeing আপনি to Jacky" Saten ব্যক্ত with clear sarcasm.

"Ah thought ah told ya ta stop calling me that" AppleJack groaned.

"You did, but I can't help, it sounds so cute.. (somewhat pervertly) Just like you" Saten replied, to the beautifully orange, southern pony.

"Please Saten.. I had a long day....

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 75 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Special guest তারকা Stephanie from SeanTheHedgehog

Episode 75: Enjoy Your Visit
Date: August 7, 1958...