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Oh shit, BT's not making fun of someone this time around? (well in an indirect way I might be but let's see where this goes)

Yeah, I don't care if anyone reads this, I just want to get this off of my chest, because I'm gonna try and be real with this site for once and it's 1 AM in the morning.

One thing I've noticed in the time that i've been a part of this club (since like, 2012 অথবা something, idk), is that this club has হারিয়ে গেছে its backbone. The সাম্প্রতিক year, now, I've been shitposting like mad, pissing in everyone's cornflakes. I have admittedly been the worst kind of person, for NO good reason.

My reason for doing so is that this site is filled with people whom I believe think they're hot shit, which they're really not. The প্রবন্ধ written on this site host some of the worst grammar and punctuation, and are lacking any kind of descriptive detail.

Could I help correct this problem দ্বারা giving some constructive criticism and giving tips? Probably. Do I do so? Not really.
Do I make snarky, mean মতামত and insult people's content in outrageous ways? Oh you're damn right I do.

I admit wholeheartedly that my shitlording ways have been the opposite of helpful, not that anyone probably wants my help in the first place. This is probably feeling আরো condescending than mariofan's সাম্প্রতিক প্রবন্ধ that was drenched heavily in religion, but I digress.

The one thing I don't get, though, is why আপনি guys just let me do my thing. This club has হারিয়ে গেছে its backbone, and my shitty persona isn't helping things.

আপনি guys, believe it অথবা not, have a right to post your প্রবন্ধ that annoy the crap out of me. I, for sure, have a right to মতামত on them (and I promise I'll be আরো constructive in the future), but it's wrong of me to think that আপনি guys can't do your own thing.

This all has really been one shitty personality I've been playing out for shits and giggles, really, and I think it's time I do away with that. It was never necessary in the first place, and I'm really just holding this club back.

I'm still, obviously, going to be staying on this club. If আপনি guys think you've gotten rid of me, you're off your rocker.

I've been holding আপনি guys back from doing what আপনি like to do, and I sincerely apologize for doing so.

পরবর্তি time, though, if I forget and I do something shitty again, please feel free to call me out on it.

OF course, if I feel my behavior is justified, I will prepare a rebuttal as respectfully as I can, but I like wake up calls every now and again. I also expect the same from আপনি guys.

That being said, that doesn't mean আপনি can just blindly do what আপনি want and always think you're in the right (please don't, you'll start অভিনয় like my brother). If someone calls আপনি out on something, look in on yourself and reconsider your actions. I always like to consider the opposing argument whenever I'm in one, and I expect the same from anyone else.

That's it for my rant, from this point on i'll be posting considerably less shitty stuff. It'll still be all over the place (Jesu Criste, this প্রবন্ধ is DEFINITELY all over the place), but that's আরো অথবা less me in a nutshell.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*...
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স্ল্যাশ - Shit...
Guard - I tell আপনি what happend. Those girls got nuts and.
Slash - Shut up.


-I thought he will go for Fluttershy পরবর্তি to frame RD but. In the end I was at fault. I followed logic of the type killing. Twilight was universal she could kill anyone. Rarity was a bait out. And eart টাট্টু killed eart pony. Following that logic the pegasuses would kill each orther but using a gun in prison.-

Ace - So AppleJack died because of being brutally beaten up দ্বারা Twilight wich is bullshit because it's clear she got shot.
Slash - শিয়াল is in the hurry. Hm..
Ace - So... What do আপনি want to do.
Slash - Investigate........
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the hospital, Tim, and Julia went to see Dan. He was laying down in a bed, and had an empty tray in front of him.

Tim: Looks like আপনি just finished lunch.
Julia: How is everything here?
Dan: Fine.
Tim: Who were আপনি pursuing?
Dan: Two ponies. I don't know what they look like, but I did see horns on both their heads, so they're both unicorns.
Julia: What kind of car did they have?
Dan: An old sports car, a yellow AMC Matador.
Tim: Matador?
Julia: Those aren't common.
Dan: And the license plate was C53-SDS.
Tim: Thanks Dan. We'll tell the Captain.

At the station, Captain Jefferson was working on papers...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Stargazer's car
Stargazer's car
Song: link

The sun was rising in Gran Turismo, and the sky was a wonderful shade of orange.

Stargazer: *Driving his car at 65 miles an hour*
Black Tuesday: You're gonna get the cops after us before we even meet up with the others.
Stargazer: Don't worry. The cops won't catch us in this fine machine.

A brand new 300 turned onto the road behind them.

Stargazer: Either that's the টাট্টু racing us, অথবা it's an undercover cop.
Black Tuesday: Undercover?
Stargazer: Oh yes. The police here have plenty of undercover police cars. Both 300's, and Impalas, and they're all brand new. However, as I ব্যক্ত earlier, they...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this episode.

Tim: Those two keep getting away from us Captain. We need to expand our jurisdiction to Canterlot.
Captain Jefferson: Do আপনি know how difficult that is?
Tim: I understand, but when the suspects get out of Gran Turismo, neither the State Troopers, অথবা CHP can get prepared in time.

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Stargazer: *Holding $500 in front of Black Tuesday* Look at all of this money.
Black Tuesday: That's not a lot.
Stargazer: Maybe so, but if we keep doing what we just did, we'll get আরো of this.

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Toby: The stallions know where to go, and when.
Tim: Why don't we use that to our advantage?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 17, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:09 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Orion was on his way back to Cheyenne from Denver, after delivering the Iron Ore, and steel. Now the freight cars on his train are empty.

Orion: The adventure never seems to end for those freight cars. They just keep going all over the place, and.. What the fuck am I talking about?
Audience: *Laughing*
Orion: *Going down Sherman Hill* Okay, time for my plan.
Mirage: *Backing three diesels onto a freight train*
Dan: *Walking to Mirage's train*
Mike: Where are আপনি two heading?
Dan: Westbound, to Greeley.
Mirage:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song (Start at 1:39): link

Blue: *Enters Gran Turismo*
State Trooper Pony: All units, State Troopers, and Gran Turismo Police Department, Blue Fedora, and Aqua Marine are at it again. Southbound, black Pontiac, Ida, 2, 4, Edward, King, Sam.
Two Undercover Police Ponies: *Driving Impalas*
Undercover Police Pony: Ten-4, we're joining the pursuit.
Tim: *Next to Julia as she drives the M4* GT24 to units chasing Blue, and Aqua, what's your location?
State Trooper Pony: Main Street.
Julia: *Drives*
Tim: Ten-4, joining pursuit from Local Consideration.
Aqua: *Holding a Glock pistol* Turn left at that intersection....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Julia was driving the M4 Police car, patrolling the Round Freeway, with Tim sitting পরবর্তি to her.

Tim: Did Dan tell আপনি the bad news?
Julia: Dan hasn't spoken to me in two days. What happened?
Tim: He, and his partners were pulled out of the Blue Fedora, and Aqua Marine case.
Julia: They must be upset about it.
Tim: Yeah. It was because of something Andy did. He shot a টাট্টু when he wasn't supposed to.
Julia: Why? What was the other টাট্টু doing?
Tim: He was just visiting a friend, and was taking some things with him. Some apples, a carrot, and he borrowed a PS2 controller, because his wasn't working....
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Void - আপনি wanted to meet me.
Dan - Yes. Do আপনি know what holds Valkyries core?
Void - Same as old PCS is SLS.
Dan - Saftey Lock System... So নিরাপদ that it can be open. We called it overlock.
Void - So?
Dan - Use it too long and আপনি simply die.

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???
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Nyx - Hmmm... আপনি smell it. The storm is coming.
Blaze - Yes *looks over him* Butyful.
Nyx - So my dear. *looks in he eyes* It's time to interrupt their fun event.


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operation shadow raid
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Dan - Phase 3 end. Phase 4.
Void - Let-
Blaze - Well well well.
-Blaze shows in same Valkyrie but black and red colored-
Blaze - *shoots something to the ground as it...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 14, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 9:46 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Ponies: *Listening to the loudspeaker at the station*
Loudspeaker Pony: Attention all passengers, happy Valentines Day. The পরবর্তি train arriving is The City Of Denver. It's really big, so make sure it doesn't hit you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hawkeye: *Kissing Metal Gloss as he drives a freight train out of the yard*
Metal Gloss: I feel so warm.
Hawkeye: Your face is red. Perhaps it's something I did.
Metal Gloss: Oh, no the heater is too high. *Lowers the temperature on the heater*
Audience: *Laughing*

Snowflake...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 9, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:16 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete: *In his office* Why, are we back here? Go follow Stylo, I know what he's doing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: I wish him good luck too.

Song: link

Two days later at a bar

Stylo: *Drunk, resting his head on the counter in front of him* Oh fuck!!!
Pony 85: *Arrives* Hey.
Stylo: *Picks up his head, and looks at the টাট্টু to his right*
Pony 85: I've heard of you.
Stylo: I'm sure আপনি have, now if আপনি don't mind, I'm trying to have a hangover.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pony 85: Somepony named Pierce Hawkins told me about you....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 17 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: Okay, here's what we're going to do. *Loses connection*

Rainbow Dash has left the game

Pinkie Pie: I like that idea. Let's do nothing.
Twilight: She rost connection. It's up to us.
Pinkie Pie: Right আপনি are Twilight. Let's go use the teleporter.

As they were running, twelve zombies started to chase them.

Twilight: *Throws a monkey*
Monkey: That tickles. *Lands between the horde of zombies*
Zombies: *Staying around the monkey*
Monkey: *Kills the zombies* Better luck পরবর্তি time zombies.
Twilight: আপনি give me great honor.
Pinkie Pie: *Turns on the teleporter, and plants...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
"They ব্যক্ত to colonise the orther world. Noone knew it would end with millions of dead. Officials say that they can be heated as new generation of PCS come out under new name : Valkyries. These one are bigger, in size of typical Ponyville building and are created on look of human. Ponies enlist to army to take on monsters on orther side of gate, where -60 C cold wildness meet them."

Dan - আপনি will not fall back from battlefield!


SomeoneButNoone presents.

Dan - Squadron V-2 are present :

The newest project.

Dan - V-1.1 Captain-Liberator Void V-1.2 সেকেন্ড Lieutenant Snowflake.

And the main project...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 8 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: *Sees a green light on the map* The mystery box is on the bottom left portion of this map.
Applejack: What are we waitin' for? Let's buy some guns.

Lead দ্বারা রামধনু Dash, the ponies ran up the aisle, heading towards the room they started in, and turned right, to buy the পরবর্তি room.

Pinkie Pie: Okay, time for one of আপনি to buy the door now.
Applejack: No Pinkie, আপনি do it. আপনি have enough points to buy both this door, and a gun from the mystery box.
Pinkie Pie: Do not argue with your leader, and buy the door! One of you!
Rainbow Dash: I'll be the mature pony, and buy...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 7 is beginning

Pinkie Pie: *Gets into the teleporter with everypony else* Now remember, we won't use the teleporter until a zombie gets near us. That way, we can kill it with the lightning that comes out.
Twilight: Rightning?
Pinkie Pie: Das is correct.
Zombies: *Appearing from barriers*

The theater started to shake.

Rainbow Dash: Uh-oh. I think we got some new বন্ধু coming to যোগদান the party.
Applejack: *Shoots a zombie* আপনি see what happens when আপনি touch Applejack?
Rainbow Dash: But he didn't even touch you.
Applejack: Exactly.
Pinkie Pie: *Sees a zombie getting very close* Now! *Uses the...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
>>>rebooting system
...
...
...
>>>>Error<<<<<

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Equestrian Labs.
00:05
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Steven - *reads papers* Mhm... I see... Alright *drops paper* Alright... Dan left আপনি unfinished. Time to polish you.

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1 ঘন্টা later*
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Steven - OK
Scientist #1 - *gives half mechanic হৃদয় to Steven*
Steven - *puts হৃদয় inside* আপনি will feel great... And be allowed to use over-trance.
Scientist #2 - We are ready for additional repairments.
Steven - Splendid! Let's start right away!

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4 hours later
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Void - *wakes up* where.. I am?
Steven - Welcome! আপনি were dead for one year.
Void - Dead......
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by SomeoneButNoone
Joel - আপনি guys know there is way to clear my account. Pilot!
Pilot - Aye?
Joel - To FBI HQ!
Pilot - Yes sir.
Joel - *wears Kevlar* Those prison clothes are uncomfortable.
Steven - What's the plan?
Damien - Yeah...
Joel - Arson. We burn the hall and take server with my data and break it.
Damien - Sounds easy.
Joel - Oi... Nothing is easy...


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After action - safehouse
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Joel - Woo good to be free.
Damien - আপনি talk like আপনি were there for ages but it wasn't even 12 hours.
Steven - Heh...
Joel - Give me a break..

Dimitri - Good job boys. Your debts were paid... Good luck in your life!
FI - Well guys first...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Dimitri - Do আপনি liked the mares I sender to you? They didn't wanted it but with some money... আপনি guys live like kings in the penthouse I bought for you. But it's action time. Time to work on the work. I left আপনি some heavy armor to wear. আপনি gonna go with truck as watch dogs. If anyone will try to steal it kill them. If police gonna check the truck kill them. Money need some laundry so আপনি know. Anyway that's pretty much this.
FI - Heard the old pony. Sit there and don't সরানো an inch and everything will be OKAY.


Damien - Eh it takes long to get there.
Steven - Yeah...
Joel - নমস্কার new how is it...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
FI - Gentelmans we will সরানো onto bigger shit from now.


Hour : 06:28


FI - My old informator need help, his name is Dimitri, he have Russian Mob on territories of Ponyville and Canterlot, we are doing job for him.



Location : Canterlot


FI - Some Ponies started stealing his cocaine and use it in their little ghetto. Dimitri want আপনি to "pay them a visit" and take what his. He will reward us with money. He trusts us so don't screw it up. No police - only আপনি and junkies. Easy right? And it gives us enterance into Canterlot affairs.



Action Start



*Van appears at ghetto*
Junkie - What the hell.. Cops or...
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