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posted by luthorlex
Notes: The My Little টাট্টু franchise and the ব্যাটম্যান franchise are not owned and created দ্বারা me. This is a story for both this website and Fanfiction.net. This story is dedicated to Adam West and Cesar Romero.

Twilight Sparkle and her বন্ধু were getting ready for Discord's birthday party. Twilight ব্যক্ত "It's amazing how Discord used be 1 of our arch enemies and now he's 1 of our arch friends."

Fluttershy ব্যক্ত "You're right. Discord seemed evil, but he turned out to be a gentleman."

রামধনু Dash ব্যক্ত "Yeah right."

Pinkie Pie ব্যক্ত "At least Discord's funny."

Rarity shook her head and ব্যক্ত "Discord's hardly funny, but at least he has John de Lancie's eloquent voice."

The ponies put up the birthday banner and decorations.

Mr. Cake and Mrs. Cake delivered Discord's birthday cake.

Twilight Sparkle ব্যক্ত "This cake should be much better than your পূর্ববর্তি cake."

Mr. Cake nervously ব্যক্ত "I'm sorry about selling আপনি a cake from 2007. I thought that quality taste lasts forever."

applejack ব্যক্ত "It seems like everything's ready."

Twilight Sparkle ব্যক্ত "The guests will be here soon."

Spike arrived and ব্যক্ত "Hi girls."

Twilight Sparkle ব্যক্ত "It seems like আপনি arrived late to avoid helping us prepare."

Spike ব্যক্ত "I got better things to do than be helpful."

Meanwhile The Joker was being chased দ্বারা Batman. The Joker was nervous, but he remained in a jokey mood. He ব্যক্ত "It appears I have joked away Batman's sanity. I better get out of here. Ha, ha, ha!" Joker was nearby Canterlot High. He accidentally bumped into the portal to Equestria. The Joker ব্যক্ত "This is আরো than a mirror. It's a portal. It's time to joke around with whoever lives there. Ha, ha, ha!" The Joker went inside.

Various guests arrived. Eventually Discord arrived too. Discord ব্যক্ত "I'm here."

Twilight Sparkle ব্যক্ত "Welcome Discord. I hope that আপনি enjoy your birthday party."

Discord ব্যক্ত "I'm sure I will enjoy it as long as আপনি didn't mess things up like usual." Discord looked around and ব্যক্ত "It's nice."

Fluttershy ব্যক্ত "Thank goodness."

Discord ব্যক্ত "However it feels lacking."

Twilight Sparkle ব্যক্ত "What are আপনি talking about?"

Discord ব্যক্ত "Well the party has guests, presents, and other stuff, but it lacks chaos."

Twilight Sparkle ব্যক্ত "Why would your party need chaos?"

Discord ব্যক্ত "Because I প্রণয় chaos. আপনি wouldn't understand. Ponies like আপনি take away the fun in life দ্বারা being so serious. Where is the birthday party clown?"

Suddenly the Joker walked by. Discord ব্যক্ত "The birthday party party clown has finally arrived."

The Joker was surprised দ্বারা the ponies and Discord, but he was amused দ্বারা it. The Joker ব্যক্ত "Yes. I'm the birthday party clown. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle ব্যক্ত "But I didn't hire a clown. Did আপনি hire him Pinkie Pie?"

Pinkie Pie ব্যক্ত "No, but he seems cool."

The Joker ব্যক্ত "Indeed. I'm very cool. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord shook the Joker's hand and ব্যক্ত "I'm Discord. I প্রণয় chaos and this is my birthday."

The Joker ব্যক্ত "I'm the Joker, the best clown of all time. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord ব্যক্ত "Well Mr. Joker I need some humor."

The Joker patted Discord on the head and ব্যক্ত "Don't worry my fellow wacko. There will be so much chaos going around that crazy will be the new normal. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker walked up to Twilight Sparkle and ব্যক্ত "Hi Batgirl. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle was confused. She ব্যক্ত "Why did আপনি call me that?"

The Joker ব্যক্ত "I'm sorry to confuse আপনি Bubbles. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker walked up to Pinkie Pie and ব্যক্ত "Hello Thumb Pie. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker pointed to রামধনু Dash and ব্যক্ত "There's the only one I know that's faster than the Flash. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker ব্যক্ত "Rarity আপনি remind me of my sidekick Harley Quinn."

Rarity ব্যক্ত "Why?"

The Joker ব্যক্ত "Because আপনি both think that you're better looking than আপনি actually are. Ha, ha, ha!" Rarity smacked the Joker. The Joker ব্যক্ত "It seems like আপনি forgot to go to Manners School. Ha, ha, ha!"

Spike ব্যক্ত "I'm not liking the clown."

The Joker stepped on Spike's tail and ব্যক্ত "I don't like pointless characters like you. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord laughed so hard and ব্যক্ত "I প্রণয় this guy. He's amazing."

The Joker ব্যক্ত "Yes. I'm the Larry Storch of this generation. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle ব্যক্ত "We don't know who that is."

The Joker sighed and ব্যক্ত "I hate young ponies. Ha, ha, ha! Anyways I have a special magic trip for আপনি ponies." The Joker pointed to a giant cage and ব্যক্ত "I want আপনি 6 ponies to go into that cage. Then I will use my magic to make আপনি disappear."

Rarity angrily ব্যক্ত "You expect us to go into that unfashionable cage?"

Twilight Sparkle ব্যক্ত "It's just a quick magic trick."

applejack ব্যক্ত "Fine."

The 6 ponies went inside the cage. The Joker locked the cage.

Pinkie Pie ব্যক্ত "Are আপনি going to make us disappear now?"

The Joker ব্যক্ত "Actually I'm going to take আপনি with me to the real world and sell you. It's not a magic trick. It's a plain trick. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle ব্যক্ত "Why would আপনি sell us?"

The Joker ব্যক্ত "You 6 ponies are worth loads of money. Talking ponies with powers is great enough. However আপনি will be worth the most Twilight Sparkle, because you're a princess. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord nervously ব্যক্ত "Are আপনি actually going to sell the 6 ponies?"

The Joker ব্যক্ত "Of course I will. They are worth so much cash."

Discord thought about what to do. He ব্যক্ত "Can আপনি at least release Fluttershy?"

The Joker shook his head and ব্যক্ত "I'm sorry Discord, but she's worth too much."

Discord angrily ব্যক্ত "Then I must stop আপনি Joker."

The Joker ব্যক্ত "It's impossible to defeat me. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord tried to মুষ্ট্যাঘাত the Joker, but he missed. Discord ব্যক্ত "Can আপনি stay put so I can মুষ্ট্যাঘাত you?"

The Joker ব্যক্ত "I would প্রণয় to do that, but I have lots of stuff to do. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord jumped on the Joker. The Joker used a taser to hurt Discord. Discord ব্যক্ত "You hurt me."

The Joker ব্যক্ত "That's wonderful. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord used his power to lift up the cage. Discord ব্যক্ত "It appears that আপনি can't take away the ponies now আপনি weird looking fool."

The Joker angrily ব্যক্ত "I demand আপনি to let the cage come back to the ground."

Discord smiled and ব্যক্ত "Okay." Discord stopped lifting the cape up. The cage almost fell on the Joker.

The Joker ব্যক্ত "That jokes has been used so many times that I managed to avoid falling for it. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord ব্যক্ত "It seems like I'll have to defeat আপনি in a আরো simple way." Discord picked up the Joker and threw him far away.

The Joker screamed "I'm so mad at আপনি ponies and Discord. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle ব্যক্ত "Thank আপনি for saving us Discord. You're a bigger hero than I thought আপনি were."

Discord ব্যক্ত "The only problem is that I don't have the key to the cage."

ব্যাটম্যান handed Discord the key and snuck away.

applejack ব্যক্ত "Who was that mysterious person?"

Rarity ব্যক্ত "I think it was Ben Affleck."

Twilight Sparkle ব্যক্ত "Discord I'm sorry that your birthday party wasn't fun."

Discord laughed and ব্যক্ত "This is the most entertaining birthday party that I have ever had. Lets go party. Dance with me Fluttershy."

Fluttershy blushed and ব্যক্ত "Okay Discord."

Discord and the ponies partied for hours. It was the most fun and chaotic birthday party of the year.
going inside i took a আসন near the windows at my left,i always liked being beside the windows where i can feel the wind,i stare out the windows for a bit,looking at the birds flying across the sky...so free,while im stuck in this jail

"hey...can i sit here?" ব্যক্ত an unfamiliar face

"what?...huh,oh,yeah,sure...go ahead" i ব্যক্ত a bit surprised

the mare had scarlet hair,a lighter shade for her পশম and পান্না green eyes,i could tell that she was taller than me and that she's a transfer student because this was the first time i saw her,she was soon followed দ্বারা two আরো newbies who sat on her left...
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posted by _Laugh_
Silver Tune was laying on her bed. She was bored. After some মিনিট of silence, her sister, Roxy Tune entered the room. She smiled. Silver Tune stared at her sister.

Roxy Tune: Hey, Tunes. How's your throat?
Silver Tune: ... * looks down*
Roxy Tune: I can see you're still sick. * sigh* Will আপনি be able to go to school tomorrow?
Silver Tune: *nods*
Roxy Tune: That's good. So, anyways.. I received a call from Trixie's mother. She ব্যক্ত that her daughter has gone missing. Have আপনি seen Trixie lately?
Silver Tune: *shakes head, no*
Roxy Tune: I hope she's alright.
Silver Tune: *lays down*
Roxy Tune:...
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Merry Christmas, অথবা should I say Happy Hearts Warming everypony! If আপনি are পাঠ করা this আপনি are either one of the contestants of the contest অথবা just curious to see who won! The choices were hard, but my friend Nalenthi and I have finally come to a decision.

Drum roll please!



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In first place, with 15 props, one fully colored artwork from me, one lineart from me, and a request/videogame/that type of stuff livestream iiiiiiiis














NocturnalMirage! Congratulations!






In 2nd Place, with 10 props, one fully colored artwork from me and one lineart from me iiiiiis




karinabrony! Congratulations!






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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In the train station, where Mr. Black, and Der Cheif was waiting.

Mr. Black: What is taking Hola so long? I can't trust her if she's going to do something too long.
Der Cheif: Gambling is a hard thing to do. Especially if you're not good at it. Hola is not good at gambling.
Mr. Black: And so I've noticed. *Turns on TV*
Reporter: This is CPN, Canadian টাট্টু News. We've received word that two ponies were chasing each other in a construction sight in Maredagascar.
Camerapony: *Zooms in on scene*
Mr. Black: That's Hola being chased!
Camerapony: Officials say that they do not know who the mare was,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
That night, Con was sent to the airport to find Lasala.

Con: *Looking at passengers* (P told me Lasala was a grey stallion with a black mane.) *Continues looking*
Dutch ponies: *Looking at Con*
Dutch Captain: *Grabs walkie talkie* Now?
Lasala: Now.
Dutch Captain: *Looks at Dutch ponies* Now

All five of them grabbed sub machine guns, and started shouting

Dutch Captain: Everypony on the ground now!
Con: *Sees Lasala out on runway*
Dutch pony: *Goes to Con* Hey, get on the ground!
Con: *Teleports onto runway*
Lasala: *Grabs rocket launcher*
Con: *Pointing gun at Lasala* Stop!
Lasala: *Shoots rocket at Con*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
পরবর্তি morning, Con was back at his সৈকত house. The police misunderstood what Con was trying to do, and they took him back to his house, where P was waiting for him.

P: আপনি put a great effort in preventing that airplane from being blown up.
Con: Thank আপনি sir. Why was that টাট্টু trying to blow it up?
P: Ever since 9/11, security in airports have been very high. Some may even say too high. The United States of Equestria has tried to create a new jetplane which can spot terrorists, inside the plane, and security cameras mounted with lazers kill the terrorists. As a result, security in airports would...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con, and Vesper arrived at Vanhoover.

Con: আপনি know what we should do first?
Vesper: What?
Con: I heard there was a great সঙ্গীত store in this town. What we should do is get the newest CD from Queens Of The Stone Age. I really like their music.
Vesper: I think their সঙ্গীত is good too.
Con: We'll buy one of their CD's then, but first I want to buy a nice, big house.

So, they bought a big house, and were on their way to the সঙ্গীত store.

Con: *Walking পরবর্তি to Vesper*
Dutch ponies: *See Con*
Der Cheif: Not yet.
Dutch Ponies: This was Mr. Black's plan?
Der Cheif: Yeah. Get the mare.
Dutch Ponies: *Running...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Ten Cents
Ten Cents
Episode 1

Reporting Ponies

Game played: Grand Theft Ponies 5

Ten Cents: 10Cents
Jordan: Striker31
Unknown pony: Epicne$$
Unknown pony: bdp
Unknown pony: Zorin
Applejack: CombineHarvester01
Twilight Sparkle: $Money$

10Cents: *On train tunnel*
Striker31: What are আপনি doing?
10Cents: I'm trying to jump on a train.
Striker31: *Stealing helicopter at an airport* Which tunnel are আপনি at?
10Cents: I'm on the tunnel দ্বারা the highway.
Striker31: Ok, I'm flying there now.

Epicne$$ has joined the game

Epicne$$: Aw yeah bitches, I am going to pown all your asses.
10Cents: Good luck with that.
Epicne$$: 10Cents? আপনি must...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Moneybit's disguise
Moneybit's disguise
পরবর্তি morning, Con was going out to buy groceries.

Lola: Don't forget the canolli's.
Con: Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Moneybit: *In disguise* Hello sir. I'm Matilda. Please come with me.
Con: I have to buy some food.
Moneybit: Just come with me.
Con: Whatever.
Moneybit: Taxi!
Taxi driver: *Stops*
Moneybit: *Pushes Con into Taxi, and gets in*
Taxi driver: *Driving taxi* Where to ma'am?
Moneybit: The airport.
Taxi: Okay. While we get to the airport, let me tell আপনি a little something about myself. I was seven years old when I saw a taxi for the first time. I thought it was amazing how আপনি could take somepony...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The train with the Korean War veterans stopped at the Cheyenne Station.

Pete: *looking at train*
Veterans: *Getting out*
Orion: *comes out of engine* I'm glad the war is almost over.
Pete: Me too, but honestly, we're making a lot of profit for delivering these vets back প্রথমপাতা from San Franciscolt.
Orion: I agree. If we keep this up, we'll have millions of dollars on our hooves.
Captain Wilson: *walks to Pete* Are আপনি Pete Reimer?
Pete: Yes sir. How can I help you?
Captain Wilson: I want to thank আপনি for getting me, and my squad back প্রথমপাতা safely. Oh, and uh I don't have enough cash for a hotel. You...
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Please read this: I am warning আপনি of a অনুরাগী fic that will make আপনি not see Macintosh the same! Tittle: sweet আপেল massacre. What it's about: I was scared almost to death পাঠ করা cause it's about big Mac violating(raping) the cutie mark crusaders and killing them with knifes he is planing to do the same freakin thing thing with Applejack!!' O_O I hate this freakin horror stuff আপনি must be either drunk,stupit,crazy,mental,rapest,and like to see girls die to read this crap! I have read this and I reget পাঠ করা :(
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Season 2 Highlights of

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Hawkeye: *stops train at station* Hi. I think আপনি know where this is going. For ten episodes of this season, I have made many readers of this series very happy, and gave them a good laugh.Though personally, I...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Takes cover as a Lotus passes through the hole, and lands in front of the logo*
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Takes cover as a Lotus passes through the hole, and lands in front of the logo*


A police car went through the hole as well, but it was going too slow, and landed on it's roof.

It was a warm evening in Appaloosa, as a Lotus sped down the highway being driven দ্বারা two russian stallions.
 Sergi & Apyr's Lotus Eltrot
Sergi & Apyr's Lotus Eltrot

This was playing on their radio: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

The Racer

Russian driver: *stops car*
Russian stallion: *gets out, with spraypaint*
Russian driver: торопить (Hurry)
Russian stallion: *sprays তারকা on sign*
Police ponies:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


The train yard was in a place called Woodstock. It's দ্বারা Port Morris, and a few miles north of Midtown.

Once they arrived, Firearm stopped his car on a bridge going over the yard.

Pierce: Did Browning tell আপনি what we're supposed to do?
Firearm: Not really. He just ব্যক্ত he wanted us to go on an "adventure" *Gets out of his car with Pierce*
Pierce: Well, good thing he told me what to do last night after we returned from St. Foalis. *Pulls out a WA2000 sniper rifle* The Hetfords are making a deal inside that train yard. We have to kill both the buyer, and the dealer. Got a rifle?
Firearm: I think...
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Tom Foolery was now going to talk about dogs.

Tom: I প্রণয় dat dog. I never met him before, but I know I প্রণয় 'im.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: He's gonna be wonderful when I meet dat dog. *Sticks his tongue out, and pants like a dog*
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Lots of ponies have lots of doggies. And আপনি don't even need to have a dog to know about 'em. Your friend could have a dog. He can be your friend's dog. That makes him your dog friend.
Crowd: *Chuckling*
Tom: আপনি go there to visit, and the সারমেয় there, আপনি go to pet him, and say Hi hello. How are you? You're wonderful Sneezy, and for that moment, he's...
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Tom: Now this is a short segment where I like to inform আপনি about simple things that not many ponies take time to notice. The first thing being we all have something in common, and that is...we're all here in Neigh Jersey.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: At an auditorium. In a high school.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: আপনি ever wonder why Manehattan always gets so much praise?! It's a fucking dump!
Crowd: *Cheering, and laughing*
Tom: It's a cesspool of littering, rape, and traffic jams!
Crowd: *Laughing, and clapping*
Tom: There might be a few good landmarks here and there, but আপনি have to wait 3 hours for 70 cars...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom waited for the crowd to stop laughing. Once they did, he proceeded with his পরবর্তি joke.

Tom: Does the time bother you?
Crowd: *Chuckles*
Tom: I get bothered দ্বারা the time. Not so much the time itself, but other ponies bother me. For the time.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: আপনি get this old mare that asks what time is it? What time is it?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: As if, আপনি yourself were responsible for keeping time.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: I mean I feel honored that they think I'm the one in charge, but আপনি must understand আপনি don't see official time keeper here, do you?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Here's another way...
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Mare: *Pushing a shopping কার্ট through a supermarket* Excuse me sir.
Store Worker: Yes ma'am?
Mare: What's the saltiest salt in your lineup of salt?
Store Worker: Salt Lake salt from Salt Lake City. May I make a suggestion?
Mare: Yes.
Store Worker: Have আপনি ever been to Salt Lake City?
Mare: No.
Store Worker: Well আপনি better get going now, because Tom Foolery's performing at the Horseshoe, the city's newest place for standup comedy routine.
Mare: How do আপনি know Tom Foolery's going to be there?
Store Worker:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!



Special thanks to AquaMarine6663 for letting me use her three OC's, Aqua Marine, Double Scoop, and Blue Fedora.

Our main character for this story is a অশ্বশাবক named Ralphie. He will be narrating this story, taking place in Indiana, 1948.

Ponies: *Walking on sidewalk, looking at the snow*
Colts: *Running down রাস্তা passing a yellow house*

Ah, there it is. My old house. And there I am, with that ugly hat, and that dumb smile....
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Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Song: link


This is another intro focusing on my characters from Trainz, but only the diesels are involved this time.

Leon: *Leaving Impala Station, on a passenger train with Stan, Sebastian, and Xavier*
Sean: *Pulling seven coaches as he passes Mike Fonzi pulling twenty freight cars*
Jesse: *Returning from the yards. He yawns as he stops on the turntable*
Ian: *Pulling a freight train with Shayne, and Jerry*
Sean: *Passes Ian,...
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